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-♪ ♪
-(water splashing)

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(vacuum whirring)

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(both sigh)

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♪ Tuca and Bertie and Tuca and
Bertie and Bertie and Tuca ♪

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♪ And Tuca and Bertie,
Tuca and Bertie ♪

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♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪

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-♪ Tuca ♪
-♪ And Bertie. ♪

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(vocalizing)

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-(beeps)
-Anti-cramp pills for Tuca.

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-(groans)
-Hmm.

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Your prescription has expired,
so you'll have to visit a doctor

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to confirm you have a thing
you already know you have.

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But I'm in pain now!
Look at my face.

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(sobbing)

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Sorry, can't do anything without
a fresh, ripe prescription.

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Whatever, I'm not going

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all the way to the hospital
for that.

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Okay, have a happy Fledging Day.

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Have you called your mother yet
to thank her for fledging you?

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Nope, she's dead,
but fledge you for asking.

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That's right,
it's a day-ruiner.

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Now you feel as shitty as I do.
Kablam!

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-(grunting rhythmically)
-Hmm.

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(chewing noises)

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(sighs) Oh!

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I know what'll make me
feel better:

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buying some crap
I don't need.

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(groans)
Moms don't want balloons.

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They just want
their autonomy back.

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Get out of here.

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Ooh! Flowers always
make me happy.

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-(clamoring)
-Let go!

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-I need these for my mom.
-Let go.

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My mother needs flowers!

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Without today's blossoms...

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(deep voice): Mater will perish,
so says the curse.

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Damn it! Is anything
in this store

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not about
this stupid holiday?

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Don't worry, tomorrow
this will all be on sale,

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and we'll start selling
Cadaveri candy.

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Cadaveri candy?

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It's only Eggprill.
What's next?

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Selling Molting Day gifts
in the month of Jam?

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I'll help you clean after
I finish this job application.

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Hey, what's the etiquette
on using a boss as a reference

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after you told them
to go snorkeling in your turds?

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-Uh...
-Damn this holiday.

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What kind of sick society
celebrates motherhood?

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Tuca, I told you not to shop
for Mylar balloons today.

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(belches)

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My mom will be here any minute.
You could join us.

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Oh, yeah, it could be fun.
Please!

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Nice try, Bertie.
I'm not gonna be the buffer

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for your awkward mom hang.

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Even though
your mom lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me.

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Fine, but I've got a plan
for a smooth Fledging Day.

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We'll get a quick lunch,
quick mani-pedis,

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and if we run out
of stuff to talk about,

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I'll switch to the fail-safe:

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shit-talking
my mom's nutty neighbor.

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We'll rip her to shreds like two
lionesses devouring a gazelle.

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Our conversation will flow
like blood.

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I feel like you've mentioned
you'd like to have

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a deeper connection with her.

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Why don't you ask your mom
some questions about herself?

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-Get her to open up.
-Ooh!

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Ask her what
her biggest disappointment is,

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and if she doesn't answer,
you'll know that it's you.

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No. The more we avoid feelings,
the better.

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This woman does not experience
emotions the same way we do.

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Look how she texts.

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I wrote, "I love you, Mom!

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And then, two whole days later,
she responded,

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"There is a sale on pants."

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What pants? For me, for you?

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I'm only interested
in a pants sale

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if they're half off.
Get it? They're shorts.

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(laughing)

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(laughing):
Even for me, that's a good one.

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Shorts. Whew.

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-(sighs)
-(knocking)

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Hi, Mom, here,
ooh, let me take that.

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Hi. I brought
a bunch of your things.

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Ew! My childhood mementos.
Take it back, take it back!

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-All right,
I'll just throw them away.
-No!

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They are precious to me,

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but only when they're
in my childhood bedroom.

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They depreciate the moment
you drive them off the lot!

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Well, we needed to clear space
so we can use it for storage.

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Mom, your house is piled
with clutter.

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The last thing you need
is to store more junk.

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Tuca, I heard about
your health issues.

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I brought you some tea.

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It's supposed to help
with cramps.

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Ooh! Is that ginger?
It's already working.

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Thanks, Anna!

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Could I get
some of that specialty?

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I get cramps, too.

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Because you eat
too many spicy chips.

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-(Bertie grunts)
-(chewing)

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(laughing)

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Aw!

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(laughter)

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BERTIE:
Hmm.

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Uh, would you take a picture
of me and my wonderful daughter

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who I am very proud of?

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I'm the one who's so proud

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of the super emotionally
available woman who fledged me.

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-Say "healthy relationship."
-BOTH: Healthy relationship.

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-(phone camera clicks)
-Oh! Here.

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-Aw!
-Aw, isn't that nice?

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-Gosh, we're so happy.
-(groans)

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So, how's that nutty
neighbor of yours doing?

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Is she still keeping
her Molting Day lights up

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all year round,
like a wild animal?

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Actually, Carlotta and I
are friends now.

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We bonded because
we both have adult daughters

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who are unmarried.

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Oh, well, uh, how's your garden?

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My tomato plant died,
so I stopped gardening.

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(regurgitating)

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-OTHERS: Aw!
-(groans in disgust)

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And would you like to take part
in the regurgitation ritual,

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to thank your mom
for all the times

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she regurgitated for you
when you were a baby?

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We have a special
Fledging Day menu

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that includes
a regurgitation cake.

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-Uh...
-Um...

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No, thank you.
We'll just be gurgitating today.

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Very good. Two non-barf meals
coming right up.

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Hmm.

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(regurgitating noisily)

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♪ ♪

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What boring porn site
are you on?

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Oh, actually, I'm updating
my website and my résumé.

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Speckle, no!

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Due to budgetary cuts, we can't
afford computers for the school.

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-Ho!
-(gasping)

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-(cheering, gasping)
-(gasps) Darn.

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Aw, man,
I use that for work!

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-And for looking at boring porn.
-Stop trying to be productive.

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This period,
right after you get canned,

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is a beautiful, magical time

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where nothing matters
and you can be

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a thick,
warm loaf of laziness.

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Take it from me, a bird who's
been fired from over 50 jobs.

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I don't know
how not to be productive.

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Look, I even made
a vision board.

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See? This is me,
but I have a job.

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And here are some waterfalls
that I thought looked pretty.

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-Uh-- Dang it.
-Speckle,

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you're gonna be my project
today.

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I'm projecting.

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During this special period
of unemployment,

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your body will be changing,

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emitting new scents,
growing hair in new areas.

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(sniffs) Oh.

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-You'll have wild mood swings.
-No, I won't!

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You'll tell people
to get off your case.

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Actually, you are
standing on my briefcase.

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And you'll experience
strange new urges.

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(gasps)
Should I go to grad school?

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No notes.

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I'm your loaf coach,
and it's time to slob you up.

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♪ ♪

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My masterpiece is complete.

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BERTIE:
Look, Mom!

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Here's what I've been working on
at WinterSnacks.

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So, you don't run
your own bakery anymore?

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No, I closed it. Remember?

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But it's great.

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I've had all these successes

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since joining Winter's company.

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I made a salad
that's bad for you.

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Hmm.

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Look, check out
these ingredients.

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"Trace amounts
of blueberry extract."

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Yeah, that-that's me!
I did that.

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Winter agreed with my opinion
that it adds a little something.

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So, anyways,
if you eat this,

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you're eating
something I worked on.

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Well, I wouldn't eat it.

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It has a high glycemic index.

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(groans)

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What about all those cute little
bird pastries you used to sell?

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Mom, I tried having my own
bakery, but I wasn't ready.

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It's a relief to not be
the public face of something.

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Here, look at
all these mean comments

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WinterSnacks gets online.

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See? None of this
is directed at me.

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Nobody cares who I am,
and it's great.

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I don't have to take out loans,

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or worry about inspections
or insurance

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or whether my employees hate me

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or are projecting
weird mommy issues onto me.

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I can just bake.

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Well, I just don't see
what you get out of it.

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(groans)

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Bertie, you should make these.

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Mom, that food already exists.

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I don't need to make it.

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I bet the mother
of whoever made it

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is very proud.

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Yeah, Mom.
I'm sure they are.

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(screams)

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Great lazing in there, Specko.

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You look completely worthless.

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Oh, you think that's good?

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Watch this.

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I don't even have
to use my hands.

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I was wrong.
You're not worthless.

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-You're a delicious picante dip.
-Thanks.

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What are you gonna do, Speckle?

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(groaning):
I'm so tired.

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Bravo! Excellent work.

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So, what do I do now?

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Now you invest too much money
in a bunch of hobbies

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that you'll never keep up with.

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Here,
find some stupid activities

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to get you overly invested in.

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Ooh, they have the architecture
pen I've been looking for.

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It's a normal pen, but it says
"Architecture rules" on it.

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(chuckles)
All the pros have one.

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No work. Hobbies only.

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Now put in your credit card
and get the instant delivery.

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You need it now, Speckle.

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Your very self-worth
depends on it.

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(groaning)

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Here's your order.
I'm so sorry I'm late.

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Happy Fledging Day.

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What did you get?
A skateboard,

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a classic guitar,
a how to learn Spanish series.

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And is that a jujitsu gi?

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-Yes.
-Excellent work.

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00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,230
WOMAN:
Hey, where's my delivery?

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I'm coming! Coming!

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(panting, grunting)

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-(screaming)
-(thuds)

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No, no, no, no, no.
You must never practice

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any of these hobbies.

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Only buy increasingly expensive

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accessories and upgrades
for them.

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But I enjoy doing things,

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and I still need
something to define me.

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What am I?
A guitarist, a skateboarder?

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Someone who fights people
in a robe? (cries)

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I miss when my whole deal was
just being an architect.

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-Speckle.
-Ow!

249
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,054
You need to learn
that a job is just a job.

250
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,716
It can't define you,
and it'll never love you back.

251
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,765
No matter
how good of a job it is.

252
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,729
I have a great job,
and you think I give a shit?

253
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,150
I'm supposed to be there
right now.

254
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,058
And to your left
you'll see the bank

255
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,067
where I opened
a joint checking account

256
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,109
with my pet jaguar.

257
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,203
(screaming)

258
00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:55,778
You think I'm worried about it?

259
00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,163
Nothing bothers me.

260
00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,409
-Ouch!
-Uh, you okay, Tuca?

261
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,042
I'm fine. I'm gonna go
sit on my fire escape

262
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,369
and hit people with
water balloons full of soup.

263
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,285
-It helps distract me
from the pain.
-Okay.

264
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,665
Your job is to stay put,
stay lazy and remember:

265
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,513
these hobbies are for you
to feel guilty about.

266
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,419
No touching.

267
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,680
-Ow!
-Uh-uh.

268
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:26,941
Bertie,
here's a job opportunity.

269
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,939
One of your dad's
coworker's cousins says

270
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,981
they need a cook
for her kid's day care.

271
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,935
You'd have to put
peanut butter on the celery.

272
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,605
You can do that, right?

273
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,453
Mom, I already have a job.

274
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,279
I work for chef Winter Garcia.

275
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,074
At least at a day care,
everyone would know

276
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,907
you made the food,
unlike with Winter.

277
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,292
I like working for Winter.

278
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,829
Well, what's so great
about a woman

279
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:48,082
who can't even come up
with her own pastry ideas?

280
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,325
Well, hmm, just for starters,
she's a fierce,

281
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,128
shrewd,
independent business owner.

282
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,461
She's emotionally intelligent,
communicative.

283
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,167
Plus, she's really organized,
tidy.

284
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,628
She's a great role model.

285
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:01,507
She's become
a real mother figure to me.

286
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,055
-Oh.
-I mean, uh...

287
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,520
She's a fine non-mommy boss.

288
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,900
It's a decent workplace.
Wow, here we are at the spa.

289
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,229
Time to get mani-pedis.

290
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,233
Healthy mother-daughter
activity.

291
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,725
(entry bell chimes)

292
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,317
Two mani-pedis, please.

293
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,362
This is a bathhouse.

294
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,155
We don't mani any pedis here,

295
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,698
but we can scrub
all the dead feathers

296
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,241
off your body
while you wince in pain.

297
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:25,494
Oh, no, this spot isn't
for hands and feet.

298
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,412
This is for butts and boobs!

299
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:30,207
-(heart thumping fast)
-What should we do?
Should we leave?

300
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,671
I-It might not be your thing.

301
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,500
It can be my thing
if you want it to.

302
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,006
I can do whatever.
I'm open and communicative.

303
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,129
Besides,
it's a "buy one, get one" deal.

304
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,756
-How could I refuse a BOGO?
-Okay.

305
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,644
Then we're doing this.

306
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,311
Not too late to say no.

307
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,229
Here's everything you need
and please sign this waiver.

308
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,729
In case of a fire, you agree

309
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,770
you'll have to run barebutt
into the street.

310
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,944
No returning to the lockers
for belongings or clothes.

311
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,613
-Barebutt.
-Uh...

312
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,782
♪ ♪

313
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,372
(sighs)

314
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,279
Mom, you can take that off.

315
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,997
It's not a big deal.
Everyone else is nude.

316
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:11,418
It's just that you haven't seen
my body in a long time,

317
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,379
and it's different now.

318
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,919
Mom, it's okay.

319
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,300
(chirping)

320
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,598
(ladies laugh)

321
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,734
Uh, did you say "grandchildren"?

322
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,062
Cheep-cheepity chirp chirp.

323
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,397
(laughs)

324
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,652
What the...? Uh,
that is not what I meant to say.

325
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,445
(Anna and ladies laugh)

326
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,577
(sighs)

327
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,079
-SKATEBOARD: Yo, yo, Specks!
-Oh, shit!

328
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,291
SKATEBOARD:
You should totally ride me
right now.

329
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,422
Your 30s is the best time
to learn a sport for teenagers.

330
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,590
Dang, I'm already overestimating
how cool I would look.

331
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,090
No, Tuca said I can't touch you.

332
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,802
-GUITAR: Hey, Specks.
-(chords strumming)

333
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,052
Why don't you learn
a quick chord progression, huh?

334
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:07,974
You can take me to parties.
You'll be a living jukebox.

335
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,267
-(twangs)
-(moans)

336
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,599
No practicing.

337
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,194
-I promised Tu...
-BOOK: Ábreme.

338
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,269
Aprende de mi.

339
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,443
Uh, what does that mean?

340
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,322
BOOK:
Exactamente.

341
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,859
Buenos días.

342
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,402
BOOK:
Sí. Sí, Señor Speckle.

343
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,446
(Spanish accent):
Oh, no.

344
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,820
♪ ♪

345
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,093
(sighs)
This is so nice.

346
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,972
You like this adult ball pit?

347
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,799
-You're having a good time?
-Yes. Are you?

348
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:49,755
I actually am. You know,
we should do this more often.

349
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,217
Make this
our Fledging Day tradition, huh?

350
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,138
Just tossing an idea out there.

351
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,846
Feel free to shoot it down.

352
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,226
Then maybe one Fledging Day,

353
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,193
your daughter
will take you here.

354
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,823
Okay.

355
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,279
Mom, about that.

356
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,859
I'm not planning
on having a daughter

357
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,114
or a son or any kids at all.

358
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,825
(sobbing)

359
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,328
Oh, my God, Mom.
You can't do that in here.

360
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,461
It disintegrates the balls.

361
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:18,498
You're not having kids?

362
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,714
Ugh, I knew this would happen.

363
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,554
I'm just so happy for you.

364
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:27,681
I'm really glad
you know what you want.

365
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,142
What? So you're not mad

366
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,350
that you'll never be a grandma
and you'll never get

367
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,971
to pinch cheeks
and knit sweaters

368
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,268
and palm your grandkids
a wad of cash and wink,

369
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,192
but then when they look at it,
it's, like, two bucks?

370
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,481
Of course not, Bertie.

371
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,444
I'm just always so worried
about you,

372
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,324
and I want you
to have everything

373
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,941
and fly so far.

374
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,108
But I had a whole life
before you,

375
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,817
and sometimes I wonder.

376
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,657
You see, I was really hot,
Bertie.

377
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,333
I had a great ass.

378
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,541
-Oh, my God.
-And I love your father so much,

379
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,122
but he isn't very romantic,

380
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,667
and his ass is a five at best.

381
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,541
-Whoa.
-And an ex-flame of mine

382
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,208
wants to meet me for drinks
in Bird Town tonight.

383
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,417
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

384
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,837
And I don't know what to do.

385
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,675
It would be nice to see him
and catch up,

386
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,180
and maybe
he'd pay attention to me

387
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,101
and compliment me a little.
That's all I want.

388
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,060
But I'm just so confused.

389
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,180
(sobbing)

390
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,274
Mom, you can meet him
for a drink.

391
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,265
It's not a big deal.
It's just a drink.

392
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,687
You have to live a little.

393
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,895
Really? I don't even know
what to say to him.

394
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,905
I can help you. Ooh!
I'll be your flirt coach.

395
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:32,738
-Could Tuca come?
-No.

396
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,945
(Tuca laughing)

397
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,083
(groans)

398
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,254
(grunting)

399
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,295
There you go, sweetie.
Got to buckle up for Mommy.

400
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,170
Let's keep you nice and safe.

401
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,587
(Tuca groans loudly)

402
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,965
Huh?

403
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,931
Goddamn it!

404
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:55,561
SPECKLE:
♪ Hola, mi amor ♪

405
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:58,389
♪ ¿Tienes algo de mostaza? ♪

406
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,765
♪ Me llamo Speckle ♪

407
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,403
♪ Esa es mi casa ♪

408
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:05,441
♪ Bicicleta ♪

409
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,114
♪ Biblioteca ♪

410
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:12,362
♪ Mochila, mochila, mochila. ♪

411
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,238
-(cheering and applause)
-Boo!

412
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,115
At least
you still don't know jujitsu!

413
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,622
Yeah, you suck!

414
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,414
(Speckle grunting)

415
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,957
(grunts, chokes)

416
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,130
Well done. Nice anaconda hold.

417
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,839
What the heck?
You're the worst layabout ever.

418
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,010
And the worst
at following my advice.

419
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,969
And you're excellent at Spanish.

420
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,219
Gracias.

421
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,431
(speaking Spanish)

422
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:43,349
-What does that mean?
-Oh, I have no idea.

423
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,687
I-I'm sorry, Tuca.
I can't help it.

424
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,273
My parents raised me
to be industrious

425
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,977
and productive above all else.

426
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,147
Well, I was brought up
to lounge and loiter.

427
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,606
My mom was so busy working
all the time to support us

428
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,157
that I was left alone.

429
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,240
-A total latchtree kid.
-Oh.

430
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,616
Then she died,
and everything was such a mess.

431
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,503
What good was
all of her hard work anyways?

432
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,711
(crying):
What good was any of it

433
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,422
if it didn't even save her life?

434
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,672
And what good
are my stupid pain pills

435
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,674
if I'm gonna feel worse
every month?

436
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,336
My mom's dead,
I'll always be in pain,

437
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,755
and nothing matters. Who cares?!

438
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,014
Tuca, I care.

439
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:22,847
♪ Tu eres importante ♪

440
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,185
♪ Para mi. ♪

441
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,560
(grunts)
Perdóname.

442
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,034
(whispering): Okay, Mom.
I came up with a great plan.

443
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,649
Pay close attention, okay?

444
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,696
Listen up. I'm gonna sit here,

445
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,370
and I'm gonna tell you
what to say to him.

446
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,198
-Good plan.
-(door opens, bell jingles)

447
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,993
Oh! He's here.

448
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,697
It's okay. Just say what I say.

449
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,618
Hello...

450
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,461
I already forgot his name.

451
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,593
-Hello, Alfred.
-Anna.

452
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,840
-(kisses)
-Oh, good, good.

453
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,341
And now maybe something flirty,

454
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,592
like,
"Oh, a fox in the henhouse."

455
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,255
Or... No, no, no, no, wait.

456
00:18:56,343 --> 00:19:00,263
Maybe, "What is a fox like you
doing in a henhouse like..."

457
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,097
Anna, I'm dying.

458
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,562
-(gasps)
-(gasps)

459
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,732
(whispers):
What do I say?

460
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,520
Tell him not to.
Tell him not to!

461
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,233
Look, Anna, there's something
I never got to say to you

462
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,034
all those years ago
before you married Henry.

463
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,899
Will you let me do you
in the ass?

464
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,107
-(screams)
-Whoa!

465
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,696
-No.
-Please, Anna. Before I die.

466
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,082
-(screams)
-Wait.

467
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:22,038
Is that your daughter
in the next booth?

468
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,409
Uh, no. I'm a stray dog.
(barks)

469
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,246
-Abort mission.
-Anna,

470
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,581
I'm too horny to care

471
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,456
that your adult daughter
is watching this.

472
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,923
You're my last hope, Anna.

473
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,513
Grant a dying man
his deathbed ass wish.

474
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,720
Ew! Mom, make him stop!

475
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,090
I don't know how.
He's become so much hornier

476
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,927
now that he's aged 40 years.

477
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,763
Yes, I have. Like a cheese.

478
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,268
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

479
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,230
I'll never stop thinking
about your juicy butt-meat.

480
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,112
I want to stick a quarter
in your butthole

481
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:52,068
and treat you
like a parking meter, Anna.

482
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,189
-Oh, my God!
-Even when I'm a ghost,

483
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,446
-I'll be haunting your ass.
-BERTIE: Wait.

484
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,698
I know what to do.
Mom, look at me.

485
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,964
Oh. I see you're celebrating
Fledging Day.

486
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,829
I apologize.
There's nothing more beautiful

487
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,127
than a love between a mother
and daughter,

488
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,711
not even ass sex.

489
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,255
Don't worry about me.
I'll just go home

490
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,010
and pray
that the angels in heaven

491
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,841
have cheeks
half as tight as yours.

492
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,179
That is so beautiful.

493
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:31,103
Here's your prescription.
It'll run out in a month,

494
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:34,228
and then it'll be
even more difficult to renew.

495
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,436
We'll put the prescription up
really high,

496
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,816
and you'll have
to climb a ladder,

497
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,493
and each time you reach for it,

498
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,911
we'll yank, yank, yank.

499
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,280
(chuckles)
It's a standard procedure.

500
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,788
(Tuca sighs)

501
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,659
FIGGY:
Hey, Sweetie-Tooks.

502
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,956
-Figgy?
-It's nice to see you.

503
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,420
What are you doing here?

504
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,090
I actually... I have root rot.

505
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,761
Oh! Are you okay?

506
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,969
Yeah, I'll live.
This should dry out in a month.

507
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,510
But I can't drink anything
in the meantime.

508
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,764
I-I've actually been wanting
to ask you for advice

509
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:08,386
on how not to go crazy
while staying sober.

510
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,845
Nah, you won't go crazy.

511
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,595
I've got lots of good ideas.

512
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,147
Not that you should care.
It's only a month.

513
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,151
Then I'll revert back
to my old habits,

514
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,823
so none of this really matters.

515
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,531
It does matter!

516
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,201
And it's really selfish of you
to not take care of yourself.

517
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,910
-Hmm, hmm, hmm!
-(Figgy sighs)

518
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:28,501
-Hmm!
-(phone chimes)

519
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,495
(both laughing)

520
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,504
It was so gross.

521
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,376
Yeah, but it was
kind of nice for once

522
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:42,223
having a man look at my ass
and think, "Ayooga!"

523
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,430
-Ew, Mom! (chuckles)
-(laughs)

524
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:48,271
Well, I guess I'd better head
back home to your father.

525
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,178
Yeah.

526
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,234
Can I keep one?

527
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:57,904
Of course you can.

528
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,993
-I'm gonna put this
in your room.
-Uh, okay, Mom.

529
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,159
But they're only shelf-stable
for a few months.

530
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,778
I'm saving it.

531
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,235
Thanks, Mom. Love you.

532
00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:08,575
Mmm.

533
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,618
(sighs)

534
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:23,089
-BOOK: Hola, señorita.
-(screams) What the...?!

535
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,215
("Carnaval Artificial"
by Random Recipe playing)

536
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:28,102
(singing in Spanish)

537
00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:55,581
(grunting)

538
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:58,455
(sighs)
It's just not the same.

539
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:06,513
(dogs barking)