1 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,377 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:06,464 --> 00:00:08,684 -He drinks? -He drinks, Bertie. 3 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:10,008 -Wow. -But it's okay. 4 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,643 Figgy and I were talking about it today 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,560 -while we were out hunting. -What? 6 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,098 (birds singing) 7 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,561 (slurping) 8 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:19,561 Ah! Come on. 9 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:21,274 Nice one. 10 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:24,364 You know, Figgy, I was thinking about what you told me. 11 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,611 Oh? 12 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,742 So, you drink. I used to drink, I get it. 13 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,699 But maybe we should set up some ground rules. 14 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:31,869 -(splats) -PAINTBALLER: Why?! 15 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:35,158 I haven't been given rules since I was ten rings old, 16 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:36,833 but sure, let's hear them. 17 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:38,251 -Don't drink in front of me. -Sure. 18 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,119 Don't drink so much I have to take you 19 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,286 -to the hospital. -Easy. 20 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:42,754 No home brewing. 21 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:45,304 Not because it's alcohol, but because it's annoying. 22 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,628 Ew, I would never. 23 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,763 And finally, don't make me wear pants. 24 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,720 My ex made me wear pants and she was bad news. 25 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:54,351 Was that your main takeaway on Kara? 26 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,469 That she sucked because she made you wear pants? 27 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:59,306 It's what the pants represented, Bertie. 28 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,812 They represented that she made me wear pants. 29 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,805 All right. I have one rule for you. 30 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,937 Aw, I hate rules. This sucks! 31 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:07,895 Just one. 32 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,614 Don't ask me to stop drinking. 33 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:12,954 I love you, but I know myself and I'm not going to change. 34 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,281 Oh, I get that. 35 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:15,775 Back when I drank, the more people tried 36 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:18,197 to get me to quit, the more I didn't want to. 37 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,116 (mockingly): "Tuca, please quit." 38 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,455 (regular voice): "Why don't you quit 39 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:22,789 annoying me?" 40 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,584 (mockingly): "Tuca, you have a problem." 41 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:25,917 (regular voice): "A problem with you 42 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:27,212 being a whiner!" 43 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:28,835 (mockingly): "Who are you and why are you 44 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,012 streaking at this middle school science fair?" 45 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,680 (regular voice): "Bitch, you think I know?" 46 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,299 (Tuca grunts) 47 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:37,255 It sounds like you're going into this with both eyes open. 48 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,557 Bertie, for a guy as fine as Figgy, 49 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,641 I'm going in with all my holes open. 50 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:43,306 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The northbound snake train 51 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:46,524 will be delayed one hour due to a medical issue. 52 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,266 "Medical issue"? 53 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,318 Let's hoof it from here. 54 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,990 ♪ ♪ 55 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,109 (hissing) 56 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:57,204 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The miracle of birth, 57 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,413 now on platform six. 58 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,583 Please stand clear 59 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,751 of life's glorious pageant. 60 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,370 ♪ ♪ 61 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,377 ♪ Tuca and Bertie and Tuca and Bertie and Bertie and Tuca ♪ 62 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,919 ♪ And Tuca and Bertie, Tuca and Bertie ♪ 63 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:09,882 ♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪ 64 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,384 -♪ Tuca ♪ -♪ And Bertie. ♪ 65 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,675 (vocalizing) 66 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,635 Good night, Tuca. 67 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,603 Let's keep hanging out. It's only 9:00 p.m. 68 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:23,944 The 9:00 a.m. of nights. 69 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,898 (sighs) I've got a big day tomorrow. 70 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,059 I'm pitching a new product line to Chef Garcia 71 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:29,437 and I got to prep for it. 72 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:30,864 Ah, you're gonna kill it, Bertie, 73 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,192 Kill it dead. 74 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,567 Really murder the crap out of that pitch, 75 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,993 then douse the floor with bleach 76 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,491 and bury that pitch in the woods, Bertie. 77 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:42,698 ♪ ♪ 78 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:53,883 (meowing) 79 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,510 -(hisses) -(yowling) 80 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,443 (choir sings) 81 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,610 -(snoring) -Bertie? 82 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:13,779 I'm going to wake you up gently so you don't startle, okay? 83 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:14,990 (screams) 84 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:17,489 Oh, shit! Oh, what time is it? 85 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,622 I'm late. Time is a dick. 86 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,529 (shoes screeching) 87 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,542 (exclaims) 88 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,960 Excuse me. Move. Oh! Come on. Really? 89 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,459 Ah! 90 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,630 (door chimes) 91 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,288 Ow! Excuse me. 92 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,876 Ouch. Ow. 93 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:33,841 (grunts) 94 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,342 (exhales) 95 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:40,675 Today's many baked goods present an opportunity 96 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,972 for us to rise to the occasion. 97 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,726 Looking at some cards, huh? I like to look at stuff. 98 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,558 I'm sorry, I-I'm just trying to work. 99 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:48,984 What's your work? 100 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,902 Does it involve looking at stuff? 101 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,531 Bertie, make your face look less approachable. 102 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:57,029 Be an ice bitch. 103 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,494 -Damn it! -WOMAN: Would you hold my baby for a sec? 104 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:01,703 Why would I...? 105 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,453 I want to play a game on my phone. 106 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,204 Oh, no thanks, I don't really want to... 107 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,116 (baby cooing) 108 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:10,825 Um, excuse me, I-I think your baby... 109 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,706 GAME VOICE: Winner! 110 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,455 (gagging) 111 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,677 -(tittering) -(baby retching) 112 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:23,679 Ah! Your baby totally beefed all over me! 113 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,433 I know. Babies. 114 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,685 Sometimes it's like, why did we even sign up for this, right? 115 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,848 I didn't sign up for it. 116 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,937 Yeah, tell me about it. 117 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:34,980 (beeps) 118 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:37,362 (crunches) 119 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,743 Okay, Bertie, what do you got? 120 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:39,950 Okay. 121 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:42,119 Consumers love Wintersnacks, right? 122 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:44,868 But how do we build on that with desserts that are fun 123 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,121 and tell a story? 124 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:47,872 Presenting... 125 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,424 ...Bug Bundts. 126 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:53,538 Mini Bundt cakes shaped like bugs. 127 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,420 Each package has six distinct bugs 128 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,304 with their own shape and backstory. 129 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,761 I've designed six distinct flavor profiles: 130 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,092 Chocolate, Red Velvet, French Vanilla, 131 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:05,257 Je Ne Sais Quoi, Birthday Sprinkles, 132 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:06,596 and Miscellaneous! 133 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,139 Nah. What else you got? 134 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:11,266 What? 135 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,902 (stammers) This was my only idea. 136 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,479 I-I made samples. Would you like to try? 137 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,105 No, I get it. Bugs. 138 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,571 It's not right for Wintersnacks. 139 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,071 Jamie, what do you got? 140 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,243 Uh, yeah, I was thinking cookies that are triangles, 141 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,622 and they come in one flavor. 142 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:26,700 Cookie. 143 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:28,164 Hmm, I like it. 144 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:29,754 It's smart in a stupid sort of way. 145 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:33,289 Whip up some prototypes and make them isosceles. 146 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:36,594 (chuckles) Isosceles, you sosceles, 147 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,129 -we all sosceles for... -Bertie. 148 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:41,263 Why don't you bring in some more ideas tomorrow? 149 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,260 Yes, Chef. 150 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:44,891 (crunching) 151 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:45,799 Ow! 152 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,467 "What else you got?" 153 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,015 What else I got? 154 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:52,268 Don't you think if I got else, I would have said else? 155 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,601 Clearly, I do not got else! 156 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,017 You should get some sleep. 157 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:58,775 Some of my best ideas come to me in my dreams. 158 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,648 (screaming) 159 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:04,527 Ooh, that's a great window design. 160 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,284 (screaming) 161 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:10,366 I can't. I have to come up with a whole new thing. 162 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,163 Okay, then. Don't worry about me, 163 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:14,076 I'll just kiss myself night night. 164 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:18,455 (kissing): Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 165 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:19,504 Okay, okay. 166 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,457 New pastry. All right. 167 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:25,467 Miniature croissants with tiny hot dogs inside? 168 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,101 I'll call them Porks in a Towel. 169 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,599 Nope, that's just Pigs in a Blanket. 170 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:31,641 Damn it! 171 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,104 (knocking at door) 172 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,307 Huh... 173 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:37,475 Oh. 174 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,323 What do you want? 175 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,646 Well, you can't come in here. 176 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,355 Shoo. Shoo. 177 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,448 Fine. Come in. Stay out. 178 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:50,122 Nobody cares what I think, anyway. 179 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,741 No one takes me seriously. 180 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,158 I mean, I'm invisible to all the people I want to see me, 181 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,997 and super visible to the people I wish would leave me alone. 182 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,463 (hissing) 183 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,253 BERTIE: I got a too-cute face. That's my problem. 184 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,087 I'm too freaking cute! 185 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:05,086 (crunches) 186 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,716 (yawns) Oh. 187 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,223 Good morning, baby. 188 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:12,934 Oh, you would not believe the day I have ahead of me. 189 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:15,935 My low-income housing complex is up for design review. 190 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,348 Anyways. 191 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:20,726 Big day for Speckle. (exhales) 192 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,065 (shrieks) 193 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,530 Oh, my God. 194 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:24,989 Bertie, what happened? 195 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,610 What do you think? I got eaten by a snake. 196 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:29,528 Ugh. 197 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,155 This is just what I need. 198 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:34,412 Perfect. Eaten by a snake. 199 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,618 ♪ ♪ 200 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:42,165 Uh-huh. Okay. 201 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,963 Well, I'll tell you your problem. 202 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,377 You got eaten by a snake. 203 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:48,045 You don't think I know that? 204 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,554 Eaten by a snake? I swear to God. 205 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,046 Is there anything we can do? 206 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,638 Nah, she's in there good. 207 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:56,273 Eventually, this guy's gonna poop you out. 208 00:07:56,350 --> 00:08:00,690 You just have to live your life inside the snake for a few days. 209 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:03,731 And then live the rest of your life as poop, I guess. 210 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:06,026 I don't really follow up on what happens next. 211 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,610 That's it? I just have to wait? 212 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:11,156 Yup. In the future, to prevent this, 213 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,870 don't get eaten by a snake. 214 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:15,040 I can't go into work like this. 215 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,079 Chef Garcia already hates my ideas. 216 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,753 Now I'm also going to be the employee 217 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,631 that got eaten by a snake? 218 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,538 Of course this would happen to me. 219 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,167 Eaten by a freaking snake. 220 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:26,764 I have an announcement. 221 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:30,009 Operation Tuca Dates an Alcoholic is a success. 222 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,262 Oh, wow. 223 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,014 He took me to a fancy art show 224 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:34,845 and he didn't even touch the free wine, 225 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:38,431 which is impressive because the art was really bad. 226 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:40,807 This is what passes for art? 227 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,645 A baby could have painted this. 228 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,937 And he's going to take me out again today. 229 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,606 Hey, Bertie, there's something different about you. 230 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,315 Did you get a new sweater? 231 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:54,115 Um, I got eaten by a snake. 232 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,290 Damn, Bertie, that's nasty. 233 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,959 Also, yes, I did get a new sweater. 234 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,868 Thank you for noticing. 235 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,787 Well, I'm off to work, I guess. 236 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,625 Hope the snake I'm in doesn't get eaten 237 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,630 by another snake on the way there. 238 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:08,626 Oh, my God, a snake! 239 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,884 -Ew! -Whoa! 240 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,047 ♪ ♪ 241 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,972 Oh, boy, here we go. 242 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:20,018 -Are you listening to a podcast? -What? 243 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:23,061 I like podcasts, too. And music. 244 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:24,555 Hey, that lady doesn't know you. 245 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,397 Why don't you leave her alone? 246 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,819 Hey, now, I-I didn't realize 247 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,533 talking to this stranger for no reason would disrupt you, 248 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,414 a person I've never met, but am inclined to respect. 249 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:37,992 My sincerest apologies. 250 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,497 Don't apologize to me. Apologize to her. 251 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:41,829 (shrieks) A snake! 252 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:46,875 I'm open! I'm open! 253 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,381 (crunching) 254 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:51,092 Look at all these suckers getting eaten by snakes. 255 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:52,513 -Couldn't be me. -Great. 256 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:53,841 What do you want to do tonight? 257 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,886 I'll tell you what I'm not going to do. 258 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,310 Get eaten by a snake. No, sirree. 259 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,599 I'm very confident on this matter. 260 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,563 You want to spend another night with me? 261 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,353 You don't want to spend a night alone 262 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,557 so you can drink? 263 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,016 Oh, as soon as we're done hanging out, 264 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,516 I'm going to drink like crazy. 265 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,607 But while I've got you, I want to be with you. 266 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,783 That's sweet. 267 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,531 But you know what's even sweeter? 268 00:10:13,612 --> 00:10:16,202 The fact that I'm not getting eaten by a snake anytime soon. 269 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,952 Me, swallowed by a snake? 270 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,294 I'd like to see that, 271 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:22,198 but I never will because it will not happen. 272 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,958 (hissing) 273 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,666 You thought that was going to be a snake, didn't you? 274 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,462 (scoffs) Not on my watch. 275 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,625 ♪ ♪ 276 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,218 Aw, crud. 277 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,215 So... you got some new ideas today? 278 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,638 (sighs) I didn't have time to think of anything. 279 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,347 I got eaten by a snake. 280 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,057 Yeah, that'll happen. 281 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,227 (crunching) 282 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,435 Hey, could you stop eating my salad? 283 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,739 You know what? I was being a jerk just then. 284 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,821 -Help yourself. -(crunching) 285 00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,869 Ow! What the... 286 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,450 Okay, team, what do we have today? 287 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:03,746 Bertie, 288 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:06,209 you're looking particularly confident. 289 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,210 Love the hat. 290 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,091 Uh, yes. Okay. 291 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,458 Here's a new dessert idea. 292 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:15,465 And it is the idea that I'm about to say. 293 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,049 Yes, that's been established. 294 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,144 Say the idea. 295 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,259 Uh... salad. 296 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,426 Salad? 297 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,144 Bertie, that is the opposite of dessert. 298 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,684 I don't know a word that is less dessert than "salad." 299 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:29,228 Yes. But w-what if it's a dessert 300 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,943 that looks like a salad, 301 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:35,954 but then, when you bite into it, it's actually... 302 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,448 a dessert? 303 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,781 Hmm. 304 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,275 Dessert salads. 305 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,447 It's playful, it's clever, and if you eat it at work, 306 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,076 everyone thinks you're being healthy. 307 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,412 Great job. 308 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,957 Really? Wow. 309 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,210 Okay. Yeah. 310 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,292 (crunching) 311 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,417 Ah! 312 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,803 (grunting) 313 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,513 Speckle, I got my pitch approved! 314 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,590 Great! The thing I was worried about also turned out fine. 315 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:00,507 Awesome! 316 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,764 We need to celebrate. 317 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,176 I'm gonna break out the champagne. 318 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,104 And this time, I won't be afraid of the pop. 319 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,812 Yeah! Let's break it out and snake it out. 320 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,353 ♪ ♪ 321 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,597 Yeah! 322 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,858 (shouting, laughing) 323 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,481 I-I'm not scared. 324 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,028 (phone ringing) 325 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,701 Who the hell is Spam and why does she keep calling you? 326 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,200 -Babe! -(crunching) 327 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,832 Oh, no. You're not getting out of this that easy. 328 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,999 Are you cheating on me with a woman named Spamela? 329 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,459 And furthermore, 330 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,669 I always look in toilets before and after I use them. 331 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,130 And that is the 12th reason why I, Tuca Toucan, 332 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,751 will not be eaten by a snake. 333 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,008 Okay. 334 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,839 And speaking of toilets, I'll be right back. 335 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,797 Well, I got eaten by a snake. 336 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,256 Oh, wow. Are you okay? 337 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,675 I'm fine. I got eaten by a snake, who cares? 338 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:47,854 We don't need to make a thing out of it. 339 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,273 It's kind of funny 340 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,941 because you were so adamant just a second ago. 341 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,770 Why are you dwelling on the past? 342 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,355 I'm in a snake now. So what? 343 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,150 It's weird that you keep bringing it up. 344 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,403 (chuckles) Welcome to Two Twigs. 345 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,106 Our drink special is the Philosopher's Pretension. 346 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,777 A special kind of bourbon that only tastes good 347 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,986 to those who are true of heart. Ha. 348 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,536 Ooh, that sounds good. 349 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,870 Only if you're worthy. (chuckles) 350 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,205 I'll give you a minute. 351 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,630 You want a drink, don't you? 352 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,338 I mean, yeah, I always want a drink, 353 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:16,088 but I also want to follow your rules. 354 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,420 Look, the only reason why I set those rules is 355 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,376 I know how I was around alcohol. 356 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,886 I could never just have a drink with dinner. 357 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,098 Oh, I know how to drink without getting plastered, 358 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,179 but we agreed, no drinking in front of you. 359 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,354 Yeah, but right now I'm in this snake. 360 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,443 So, technically, you're not in front of me. 361 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,729 Are you sure? 362 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:35,731 Yeah, go ahead! It's snake rules, baby. 363 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,194 ♪ We are snaking it up ♪ 364 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,654 ♪ Snaking it up tonight ♪ 365 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,871 ♪ Snaking it up ♪ 366 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,119 ♪ Till the feeling's right ♪ 367 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:52,584 ♪ Oh, I want you to snake me, babe ♪ 368 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,415 ♪ Snake it all night ♪ 369 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,750 ♪ It's just not fair ♪ 370 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,884 ♪ Whoa, baby ♪ 371 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,052 ♪ Snaking it up ♪ 372 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,425 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 373 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,101 ♪ You're snaking me down. ♪ 374 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,724 BERTIE: You got eaten by a snake? 375 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,768 TUCA: Yup. And I got Figgy drunk. 376 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,651 -Whoa, boy. -Turns out 377 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,268 he's a better drunk than I ever was. 378 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,105 He's just doing the fun parts and not the sad parts. 379 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,611 I should've thought of that. 380 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,783 So, speaking of fun parts... 381 00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,452 Oh, I know that voice. 382 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,031 That's the voice of someone who just got porked in a towel. 383 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,287 You know, I usually get anxious during sex 384 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,079 because I can feel Speckle look at me 385 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:35,122 and I get in my own head about reacting in the right way. 386 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,457 But when I'm in a snake, 387 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,592 he can't see me, so I can just... enjoy myself. 388 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,880 Bertie, you are living your best snake self and I am here for it. 389 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,375 I feel so powerful. 390 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,222 (sighs) 391 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,553 ♪ ♪ 392 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,558 BERTIE: Hey, Jamie, does this wafer look like kale? 393 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,814 Nah, just looks like a moldy wafer. 394 00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:01,356 Okay, maybe one more drop? 395 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,362 (explosion) 396 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,323 Whoa. 397 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,742 Ugh! This is so hard. 398 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,201 Why did I pitch this crazy idea? 399 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,242 My triangle cookies were real touch and go 400 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,486 for a minute there too, but then I found this. 401 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,698 ♪ Hallelujah! ♪ 402 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:14,997 Cool. 403 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,120 So, yeah, I'm pretty much done. 404 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,497 (vocalizing) 405 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,174 TUCA: Bertie, I figured out my new thing. 406 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,002 Not being eaten by an eagle. 407 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,507 Okay. I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 408 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,760 Sorry, I couldn't see. I'm inside a snake. 409 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,182 Quick question. Is the snake inside an eagle? 410 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:32,851 How should I know? I am also inside a snake. 411 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,181 Let's assume no. 412 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,346 Okay, while you're here, maybe you can help me 413 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,765 think of things that are in salads. 414 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,233 Bleh! I don't know anything about salads 415 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,114 and salads don't know anything about me. 416 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,531 -(crunching) -Ooh, a delicious salad. 417 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,860 I'm stuck doing this project just because I pitched it 418 00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:48,195 while I was in a snake. 419 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,820 But Bug Bundts was the actual good idea. 420 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,288 If only I'd pitched that while in a snake. 421 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,829 You're in a snake now. 422 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,412 Why don't you just make the thing you want to make? 423 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,537 What's Garcia gonna say? 424 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,923 She'd probably say, "Great idea, 425 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,420 Bertie, who's been eaten by a snake." 426 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,882 (gasps) 427 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,801 Oh, my God, that's exactly what I want her to say. 428 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:06,971 Do it, Bertie! 429 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,839 Do the sneaky-beaky snakey-bakey. 430 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,386 ♪ ♪ 431 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,849 ♪ Do the sneaky-beaky snakey-bakey ♪ 432 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,350 (crunching) 433 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,891 ♪ Do the sneaky-beaky snakey-bakey. ♪ 434 00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:18,805 BERTIE: So, tell me more about Figgy. 435 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,524 You two had a good time last night? 436 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,904 TUCA: You know it. 437 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,400 But things were a little off this morning. 438 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,483 Off? How? 439 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:26,737 (yawning): Ah... 440 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,569 What do you want to do today, Big Fig? 441 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,664 Roller rink? Ballet? Make-a big-a pizza pie? 442 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,331 Maybe you should go. 443 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,540 For real? Oh, no. 444 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:36,659 What did I do? 445 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,245 Nothing. No, everything's fine. 446 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,750 I've had the best time with you. 447 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,582 But everyone needs to be alone sometimes. 448 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,918 I'll call you in a few days, yeah? 449 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,963 He's not going to call, is he? 450 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,337 Of course he is. 451 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,804 He probably just got a little self-conscious 452 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,973 that he let his guard down in front of you. 453 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:52,932 You think? 454 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,931 Remember when you used to drink? 455 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:56,473 Those nights you got really sloppy 456 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,017 and I had to take care of you? 457 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,690 How'd you feel the next morning? 458 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,898 I felt bad. But Figgy wasn't like that. 459 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:05,359 He didn't steal a fire engine or crash a fire engine, 460 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,281 or set a fire engine on fire. 461 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,069 On a Tuca scale, he was like a two. 462 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,863 And even if he was a ten, I wouldn't care. 463 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:14,277 I'd take care of him like you took care of me. 464 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,696 I love him, Bertie. 465 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,754 Maybe he needs to hear you say that. 466 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,788 You're right. I'm gonna go tell him. 467 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,792 But not now. I'm invested in your thing. 468 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,924 But the second your thing gets less interesting, 469 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,171 -I'm out of here. -(timer dings) 470 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,842 (gasps) They're perfect. 471 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,011 ♪ ♪ 472 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,761 (line rings) 473 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,684 Hey. Chef Garcia, get your ass over here. 474 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,064 What I've got is going to knock your socks off. 475 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,641 So, I hope you've got nice feet 476 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,936 because, honey, I'm gonna look at them 477 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,730 and name each individual toe. 478 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,855 That's weird, ignore that last part. 479 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:49,942 (gurgling) 480 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,357 Okay, see you soon. 481 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:55,155 And remember, set your expectations sky-high. 482 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,370 (gurgles) 483 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,616 What the hell? 484 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,542 Oh, no, the snake is pooping you out! 485 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:04,001 No. Not now. Not now. 486 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:06,172 (groaning) 487 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:11,546 No! I need this, please. 488 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,342 Uh-oh! Bertie, I think seeing your snake go 489 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,096 is making my snake have to go, too. 490 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,098 (shouts) 491 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,639 (grunts) 492 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,852 Oh, God. Oh, God! 493 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,439 I'm open! I... 494 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,863 Oh, oh, Mommy! 495 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:34,364 Hey, what happened to all my lasagna ingredients? 496 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,356 (bell dings) 497 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,567 Oh! (giggles) 498 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,567 Thank you. 499 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,238 (hissing) 500 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,658 What am I going to do? Chef Garcia is on her way. 501 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,866 I can't pitch without my snake power! 502 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,287 Bertie, don't you get it? 503 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,955 It was never about the snake. 504 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,133 The magic was in you all along. 505 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,262 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. 506 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:55,879 Okay. So, it's Bug Bundts. From before. 507 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,508 But this time I made them. I did it. 508 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,176 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 509 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,685 Sorry to the competition for what they're gonna have to... 510 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:09,018 I made all six bugs and I added even more bugs 511 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,436 with even more complicated backstories. 512 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:15,145 One of the flavors is now "Bugs." 513 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,737 (shuddering) 514 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,993 What happened to the salad thing? 515 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,155 Yeah, okay, but you only liked that pitch 516 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,044 because I was inside a snake. 517 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,581 I worked so much harder on the bug idea, 518 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,575 and it's better, Chef Garcia. 519 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,337 And if you can't see that because I'm not inside a snake, 520 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,380 then you're making a big mistake. 521 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,763 A "misnake." 522 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,430 Huh. Yeah, maybe. 523 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,678 Maybe I liked the salads more because you were in the snake. 524 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,100 Or maybe it was a better idea. 525 00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:41,308 Or maybe you pitched it better. 526 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,888 Or maybe you pitched it worse, 527 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,733 but I liked that you hadn't figured it all out yet. 528 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,978 Who knows? Anyway, I chose salads. 529 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,060 So, you should probably spend less time wondering why 530 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,106 and more time baking cakes that look like croutons. 531 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:53,149 I'll see you tomorrow. 532 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:56,193 Okay, remember when I said the magic was in you? 533 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,238 I was wrong. 534 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,201 The magic was 1,000% the snake. 535 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:02,491 -Aw. -Okay, I'm gonna bounce. 536 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:04,790 Figgy, are you there? 537 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,920 I'm sorry if I made things weird with all my rules. 538 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,918 I don't want you to feel like you can't be yourself around me. 539 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,921 I love and accept you as you are. 540 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,264 All of you. 541 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,259 Uh... 542 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,813 -Figgy? -(rustling) 543 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,559 -(cracking) -Figgy? 544 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,981 (groaning) 545 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,059 Is this because I let you drink at dinner? 546 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,185 Did I send you down a slippery slope? 547 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:35,982 Uh, no. No. I do this when I'm alone. 548 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,278 Once a week. Twice, t-tops. 549 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,663 Your leaves are dying. 550 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,569 Give a few days. He'll grow back. 551 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,488 Figgy, I don't think this is... 552 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,786 Hey! What's my one rule? 553 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,210 (exhales) 554 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,868 (slurring): Come on, I just need for myself sometime. 555 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,708 It's not hurting anyone. 556 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,550 You're right, I broke your rule. 557 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,170 Let's just... 558 00:20:58,256 --> 00:21:00,466 Why don't you call me when you're feeling better? 559 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,099 I love you. 560 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:06,678 I love you too, Sweetie-tooks. 561 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,729 (sighs) 562 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,071 (shudders) 563 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,486 Hi, again. Hi. 564 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,781 I don't want to lie to you and pretend that I'm okay with this. 565 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,866 I know nothing I say is going to change you, 566 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,082 but I can't care about you 567 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,332 and know that you're hurting yourself. 568 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,075 I just can't. 569 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,666 I'm sorry. 570 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:39,505 Does this look like an olive? 571 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,879 I think you're doing a great job. 572 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,387 (sighs) why do I care so much, Speckle? 573 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,389 You know, everything would be so much easier 574 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:50,561 if I could just be a cool, tough, emotionless snake. 575 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,192 Well, for what it's worth, 576 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:56,359 I like not-cool, tender, emotional Bertie. 577 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,570 In fact, 578 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,649 olive her. 579 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,815 -Mwah. -(giggles) 580 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,493 Speckle. 581 00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:07,026 (knocking on door) 582 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,155 Uh... 583 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:13,417 Bertie, I'm sad. 584 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,173 ♪ ♪ 585 00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,304 ♪ ♪ 586 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,820 ♪ ♪ 587 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,164 (groaning) 588 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,286 (hissing) 589 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:56,793 (screaming) 590 00:22:56,875 --> 00:23:04,925 (dogs barking)