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♪ Tuca and Bertie and Tuca and
Bertie and Bertie and Tuca ♪

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♪ And Tuca and Bertie,
Tuca and Bertie ♪

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♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪

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-♪ Tuca ♪
-♪ And Bertie. ♪

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(vocalizing)

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(inhales)

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(exhales)

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Good morning, Sweety-tooks.

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(gulps) Mmm!

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Thanks for the B-fast, B-friend.

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Oops, I got to run.

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I'm late.

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Have a good day at work.
Love you.

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(smooching)
Love you!

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(ducks quacking)

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-(deep quack)
-If you look to your left,

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you'll see the majestic
Goobleyheim Museum.

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Built in 1919,

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the year people stopped
giving a shit

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when shit was built.

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(laughs) Boring!

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Let's talk Tuca!

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-(airhorn sounding)
-(tourists cheering)

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To your right,
you'll see the remains

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of Parakeet Park,
where I used to give out

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-unsolicited haircuts.
-TOURISTS: Wow.

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Of course, that was before
Tropical Storm Pantalones.

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I named her myself.

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Also, I will be giving
all of you haircuts later.

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-(whoops)
-Yeah.

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Can I get bangs?

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You're all getting bangs.

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Consider this the bang boat.

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-(tourists cheering)
-Yay! Bang boat!

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(quacking)

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Ahoy! If you look yonder,

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you'll see the most interesting
place in Bird Town.

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My apartment building.

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-TOURISTS: Ooh!
-Yah, ducky, yah!

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-(quacks)
-(car alarm sounding)

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Now we're gonna hang out with
my friend Bertie for a while.

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Uh, hi, everyone.

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Just getting
some work done here.

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You don't need to explain
yourself to them, Bertie.

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Oh, it's okay, I don't mind.

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I'm just listing my baking
business on the Yack app.

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The one-stop shop
for telling businesses

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how much you love 'em.

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Ooh, I already got
my first Yack review.

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Uh, let's see.

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Hmm, that's not really...

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Ooh, another one.

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Okay.

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Can you believe people used
to live like this?

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-Hey!
-Whoa!

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Hey, everyone.

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I-I didn't know there would be

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a whole tour group in here.

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(chuckling)

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I specifically told you not
to be around right now.

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Whoops, I just happen to be

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carrying this casserole dish.

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Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

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(laughter)

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No, don't laugh at that.

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Way too broad.

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I prefer my humor to be
much more sophisticated.

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(farts, laughs)

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Ah, ready for my ribbon cutting?

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Yep, let's go.

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I know what happens
when a ribbon isn't cut

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before beginning construction.

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Ghosts happen, Bertie.

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Mean ones.

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♪ ♪

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This was the site
where I renovated my home.

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A real fixer-upper.

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But the flood washed
all that hard work away.

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(groans)

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(whispers):
Keep it together, Speckle.

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(exhales)

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Then I realized

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the thing
that needs fixing-upping

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is Bird Town.

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We've all seen
how the flood has exacerbated

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our city's housing crisis.

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Those tents are unsightly.

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We need to sweep these streets.

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Shut up, you rich NIMBY jerk.

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-What?
-Have some freakin' compassion.

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-(phone rings)
-(stammers)

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What's that,
I'm getting a huge settlement

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from that time
a bus ran over my dingus?

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Put it all on stocks.

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Hey, those tents are unsightly!

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We need to sweep these streets.

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So I sold my land back
to the city.

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And they approved my bid
for an apartment complex

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dedicated to affordable housing.

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Because when life
gives you lemons,

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you take those lemons,
you dip them in brown sugar,

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sear them until caramelized,
you zest the rinds,

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and then serve them
as a garnish...

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(clears throat)
Or lemonade.

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You-you can make lemonade, too.

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I helped him write
that part of his speech.

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Wowza! What a scoop.

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♪ ♪

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Snip, snip!
(laughs)

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(crowd clapping)

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(smooches)

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Speckle, that was great.

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Right? I can't believe it.

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And tomorrow night I'm being
honored at the architects' gala.

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And you're a gal-a who has-a

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sold the muffins-es-a.

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Well, only one.

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The rest got burnt
while I was figuring out

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if I'm a C corp or a B corp.

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Well, you're an A-plus corp
in my book.

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Speckle, I'm just excited
to be your plus-one.

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♪ ♪

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Tuca, I'm so excited
to be your plus-one!

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Really? It's just a work mixer,
but okay.

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I'm excited that you're excited
about this thing

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that I'm not that excited about.

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It's weird being employed
at one job for this long.

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I even had to take
a sexual harassment course.

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That's how I met Figgy.

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Welcome to the sexual
harassment seminar.

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We'll be covering professional
boundaries in the workplace.

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I guess you're
my only attendee today.

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Yep.

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It's just you and me alone

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in this room,
discussing inappropriate,

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HR-forbidden
workplace behavior.

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(both moaning)

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I want to climb up you
and eat all your fruit

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and build a fucking tree house
in your head.

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-Ooh. Yeah.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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I learned nothing, Bertie.

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-Nothing!
-Hot.

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Oh, a new Yack review.

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Wait.

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Sweet Beak sucks.

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I ordered a blueberry muffin,

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but the berries were purple.
One star!

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"Thank you for your feedback.

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Please call me at the following
number to discuss further."

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Blend with ice,
soda, no alcohol.

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Top with a twist from any fruit.
(chuckles)

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I'm easy.
And serve with a silly straw.

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Extra silly.

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There she is!

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Our terrific toucan!

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The pride of Bird Town Tours.

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(laughing)

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Her tours make zero sense,
and the tourists love it.

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That's what I love
about this job.

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I keep doing it
wilder and stupider,

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-but no one has fired me yet.
-Fire you?

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You're a keeper.
We're thinking promotion.

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A promotion already?

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Don't you want to wait to see
if I drown any tourists?

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Or teach your ducks jazz?

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Oh, Tucy, Tucy, Tucy,
you drive a hard bargain.

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But, okay, we'll double it.

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-Two promotions.
-Huh?

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Come on, I-I gave you
my phone number minutes ago.

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-(phone rings)
-Hello! Oh!

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I'm so glad you called
so I can explain

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how much I value
customers like you and...

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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Congratulations,
you have won a great prize.

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(groans)

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Bertie, good news.

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My boss just made the stupid
mistake of believing in me.

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Ha! Let's go pre-spend
all the money I'm gonna make

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before he definitely fires me.

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Ooh, I want a fun hat.

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♪ ♪

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(sighs)

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-Aah!
-♪ What do you think ♪

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♪ Of my deluxe tux ♪

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♪ For the gala mañana? ♪

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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Very handsome.
(humming)

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(shouting)

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Wow, I have all this cool
work stuff happening,

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Tuca's thriving at her new job.

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Is it weird for you that Tuca
and I are both doing so great?

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Do you think
I'm not doing great?

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-Uh...
-TOURIST: Ooh!

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What's he gonna say next?

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Aah!

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Oh, a straggler.

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All right, get out.

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Out! There's a fudge shop
down the street.

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Ooh, antiquated confections!

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(sighs)

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Bertie, I am...

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so sorry.

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What I said came out
really wrong.

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No, you're right.

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Everyone's leveling up
around me.

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I'm spending so much energy
baking my business,

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I-I feel like I have
no business baking.

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Ah, sweetie.

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I feel stuck.

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Sometimes I compare myself

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to people I admire,
like, like...

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Chef Winter Garcia.

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The lady from the pastry box?
(laughs)

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She's really into her own face.

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She's incredible.

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Oh, how'd you do it, Winter?

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How'd you get your product

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on every dessert aisle shelf
in Bird Town?

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Will you be my mommy?

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Chew up your knowledge
and spit it

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down my hot throat
like I'm your baby bird.

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Yeah, I think
that's enough cinnamon roll...

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play for now.

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I got to take some bigger swings

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if I want to get anywhere
with my business, Speckle.

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But how?

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(grunting)

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(screams)

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I freakin' got it.

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What if I catered
your gala tomorrow?

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But we already have
a caterer booked.

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-Call them and cancel.
-Ah, uh...

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Do it, Speckle. Do the nepotism.

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-Okay.
-Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

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♪ ♪

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♪ What are dreams? ♪

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♪ Are they simply fantas... ♪

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Uh, I'll get right to it.

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I'm catering a gala in...

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...12 hours, and I need
to hire someone right away.

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You would handle
the business side of things,

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while I focus
on what I was born to do.

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Bake till my booties quake.

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Mm, business?
(laughs)

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Let's stop it right there, no.

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I'm looking
to do more hands-on baking.

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Okay, well, sounds like you're
not quite what I'm looking for.

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I'm sorry?
(stammers)

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I thought you wanted
to hold the door open

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for emerging female talent.

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But if you want to pull
the ladder up behind you,

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instead of sending
the elevator back down

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through the glass ceiling
for the next generation...

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-Aren't we the same age?
-Ageist, too, I see.

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Where's human resources?

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Well, thank you, but I'm looking

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for someone better positioned
for this role.

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Wait, I uplift other women.

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I swear.
I'd make a great mentor.

260
00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,722
I have tons of experience,
I show up early,

261
00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:02,517
finish late, my greatest flaw
is I'm a "birdfectionist"!

262
00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:04,231
Great, I'm hired.

263
00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,942
I'll start around 10:00-ish,
and I need

264
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,862
an extra hour
for my lunch break.

265
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,980
-Okay...
-Self-care time.

266
00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,857
Uh... good.

267
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,034
♪ ♪

268
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,449
(ducks quacking)

269
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,622
Welcome to Tuca-Stan.

270
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,701
I see a lot of returning faces.

271
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,286
And a few first-timers.

272
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,121
Who here is a Tuca tour virgin?

273
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,335
Any actual virgins?

274
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,379
-(baby cooing)
-Nerd alert!

275
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,763
(laughter)

276
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,129
(baby whimpers)

277
00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,295
-(quacks)
-There she is!

278
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:38,354
The element most essential
to our success.

279
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,099
(singsongy):
Tuca!

280
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,351
Wow.

281
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,642
-Ooh, yes, yes!
-(cheering, clamoring)

282
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:44,976
(laughs)
Nah!

283
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,271
-I'm not essential.
-You sure are.

284
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,105
With all the new business
you're bringing in.

285
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,191
Guys, when you find
a basket like Tuca,

286
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,566
you'd better put
all your eggs in it.

287
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:55,993
(laughs, whoops)

288
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,372
He's kidding.

289
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,988
He's gonna fire me
any minute now,

290
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,985
just like all my bosses
at every job I've ever had.

291
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,078
As if! I depend on you, Tuca.

292
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:08,083
I just took out a huge loan
to buy five more duck boats.

293
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:11,087
Also, one of the duck boats
is real sick,

294
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,840
So I took out another huge loan

295
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,722
-to pay his medical expenses.
-(coughing, wheezing)

296
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,680
No! Why would you do that?

297
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,600
Anyways,
I staked my whole future

298
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,599
on you, Tuca.

299
00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,391
And if you let me down,

300
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,265
I'm ruined.

301
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,062
Have fun out there.
Enjoy the tour, everyone.

302
00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:31,266
-(laughs)
-(quacking)

303
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,242
(coughing)

304
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:36,859
(laughs, whoops)

305
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,446
No pressure.

306
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,411
(all gasp)

307
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,581
Uh...

308
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:45,619
Tuca, can you save us, please?!

309
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:46,964
(laughs)
Butt.

310
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,289
I'm Tuca.

311
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,134
I'm distracted
because I'm unreliable,

312
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,789
and no one should trust me.

313
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,547
(crying)

314
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:56,339
Hello? Are you gonna tell us
about more stuff?

315
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,684
Why do you all trust me
to guide you?

316
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,299
A baby could do a better job.

317
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,137
-(baby cooing)
-(Tuca panting)

318
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,154
Yah, ducky, yah!

319
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,359
(coughing, wheezing)

320
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,252
Hey, Tyler, thanks for...

321
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,999
taking care of that.

322
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,381
But maybe you could try
following the frosting pattern.

323
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:36,170
Stop micromanaging me!

324
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,585
-(crying)
-Okay, yeah.

325
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:41,144
-Of course.
-(knocking)

326
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:46,019
Hello, we're with
the Internal Revenue Service.

327
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,388
Are you Bertie Songthrush?

328
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,476
Uh... yes.

329
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:54,193
Hey, what are you doing?

330
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,573
You did not file
your Bird Town business tax,

331
00:12:56,650 --> 00:13:00,200
so we must confiscate
your pastries into our bellies.

332
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,239
What?
I-I didn't even get a warning!

333
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,284
Error-- I personally
called you several times.

334
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:08,497
Congratulations,
you have won a great prize.

335
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,709
The prize of being audited
by the IRS.

336
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:15,090
Hello? Hello? Why do they
always hang up on me?

337
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,999
-(gulping)
-Tyler?

338
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,837
I asked you to file that
business tax thing this morning.

339
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,684
(mouth full):
Sorry. Mmm.

340
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,680
This is so good.

341
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,142
What?!

342
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,722
They ate all the pastries?

343
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:30,226
Bertie, are you serious?!
You know what this means?!

344
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,059
This means it's fine.

345
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,904
(laughs)
Not like...

346
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,269
I promised the investors
tasty treats!

347
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,687
They hate liars, Bertie.

348
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,065
But I can explain it
in a nice way.

349
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,822
And I'm sure their lawyers will

350
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,315
milk me for every cent!
I'm ruined!

351
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:46,737
This is bad, Bertie!

352
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,405
This will really dick
everything up!

353
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,214
But that's okay, it's okay.

354
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,418
'Cause it's okay.

355
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,209
Speckle, I'm so sorry, okay?

356
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,042
I-I'm gonna fix it.
You just focus

357
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,457
on being the best damn architect
in the world, okay?

358
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,967
Don't worry.

359
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,218
(entry bell dings)

360
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,057
(entry bell dings)

361
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,524
What do I do now? I'm bored.

362
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,139
Here, play this baking game.

363
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,775
♪ Make those treats. ♪

364
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,490
Hey, Bertie, I was just...

365
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,454
Look, Tuca, I hired an employee.

366
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,495
No, get out.

367
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,039
I can immediately see
what's going on here.

368
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,923
Bertie, blink twice
if this lady sucks.

369
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,209
Ah, you got me.

370
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,916
I'm terrible.
(laughs)

371
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,586
♪ I suckity-suck. ♪

372
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,135
God, she sucked so bad.

373
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,718
She sucked all of the suckies

374
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,313
out of the...
(sighs)

375
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,808
Tuca, thanks.

376
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:53,979
At least you look as hot
as a steering wheel in July.

377
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,519
-Damn, Bertie.
-Aah, the gala.

378
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,524
I have to finish up
getting ready.

379
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,276
(muffled):
Tuca, why are you home so early?

380
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,028
Aren't you supposed
to be at work?

381
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,110
Yep, I'm just being Tuca.

382
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:08,155
The sabotage is coming
from inside the house.

383
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,160
You're still seeing Figgy
tonight, right?

384
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,832
Um...

385
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,910
Help me! Falling in love

386
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:17,626
with a careless toucan was
a deadly mistake!

387
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,498
Nope, I'm blowing off
my boyfriend

388
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,166
just like I did with my job.

389
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,014
Double blow-off, baby!

390
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,299
(whoops)
Yeah!

391
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,642
Instead I'm going to crash

392
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,678
Speckle's fancy party.

393
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,182
♪ I'm not invited,
but I'm showing up anyway. ♪

394
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,175
Yah!

395
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,017
Okay.

396
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,102
(quacking)

397
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:42,318
-(lively chatter)
-(piano music playing)

398
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,439
(quacks)

399
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,610
Hey!

400
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,406
Look at me, I'm unemployable,

401
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:53,040
undependable, professionally
and romantically unviable.

402
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,868
Hey, I'm so glad
Tuca could make it.

403
00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:58,374
I think she's going through
some stuff right now.

404
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,207
(Tuca laughing)

405
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,212
She'll talk when she's ready.

406
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,804
(sighs)
They're not totally original,

407
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,920
but at least I gave
Chef Winter Garcia's

408
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,797
pastries a little zhuzh.

409
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,470
Oh, my God!
Chef Winter Garcia is here?!

410
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,306
Oh, wow!

411
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,232
That's the thing
about fancy galas.

412
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,060
You never know what kind of
swanky people are gonna show up.

413
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,726
Mommy.

414
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,525
No! Oh!

415
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,108
This is so messed up.

416
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,664
(spits)

417
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,738
Oh, God, let me vanish, please.

418
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,905
Hey, don't worry.

419
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,413
People love the tasty treats,
Bertie.

420
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,155
Look at all those
happy investors.

421
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,167
Mmm.

422
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,174
I should go say hi.

423
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,593
-Want to come with?
-No.

424
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,211
They don't want to talk to me.

425
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,837
-You go mingle.
-Yeah.

426
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,554
I guess everyone here
just wants to network

427
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,054
with important,
successful people.

428
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,676
I mean, if you had your own gala

429
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,852
celebrating you,
I'm sure they'd be interested.

430
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,471
I mean, not "if."

431
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,558
"When" you have you own gala.

432
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,483
Uh, you know, that's...

433
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,942
(whooping)
He stepped in it again.

434
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,822
How's he gonna get
out of this one?

435
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:08,819
Okay, how about you head
back to your hotel?

436
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,532
Ooh, yes!

437
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,702
I love flying thousands of miles

438
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,781
to sleep in a big bed.

439
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,237
Eh, tourists.

440
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,956
-That's a fine puff
you're poking there.
-(gasps)

441
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,172
Chestnut extract did enhance
the flavor.

442
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,423
But you could have
also gone almond.

443
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,795
Oh, well, what about
a bit of bourbon?

444
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,263
(whoops) Now you're speaking
my native tongue.

445
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,724
Not literally--
that'd be bird chirps.

446
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,675
(chirping)

447
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,056
My bird chirps are
rusty, but, um...

448
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,233
(squawking)

449
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,692
(laughs)

450
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,402
I thought you hated what I did.

451
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,073
I saw you spit it out.

452
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,491
I'm a pastry expert.

453
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,989
It's like being a sommelier.

454
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,490
I have to spit it out,
or else I'd live

455
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,492
my life pastry drunk.

456
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,874
-Bertie Songthrush, right?
-Yes!

457
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:00,751
And you used to work
for... Pastry Pete.

458
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,829
-Oh, uh...
-Oof.

459
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,245
But, hey, now you've started
your own bakery.

460
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,794
-Sweet Beak, right?
-Yes.

461
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,087
I've eaten your work.

462
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,960
You put so much
of yourself into it.

463
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,667
In a way, I've also eaten you.

464
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,337
And I like you. You're good.

465
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,005
Oh, my God, is this a dream?

466
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:17,973
Am I actually in bed peeing
tiny little drops of pee?

467
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,675
(laughs)
Listen.

468
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,345
My Winter Snacks pastries
are flying off the shelves

469
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,354
of every grocery outlet
in Bird Town.

470
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,396
They're selling
like hot cakes, frozen cakes,

471
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,190
and shelf-stable,
room-temperature cakes.

472
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,073
But like a soufflé
in a pizza oven,

473
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,190
I'm afraid
we're expanding too fast.

474
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,197
I need a smart cookie to help
come up with new pastry ideas

475
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,450
while I handle
the business side.

476
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,493
(gasps)
"Smart cookie," there's an idea.

477
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,496
-Should I write it down?
-I already wrote down

478
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,498
your Smart Cookie idea
and built on it.

479
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,370
Popular Cookie, Emo Cookie,

480
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,587
Cookie Who's Still in
the Process of Finding Itself.

481
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,379
(laughs)
Wonderful, but let me finish.

482
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,133
If you work for me,
I need you to be all in.

483
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,386
-No more Sweet Beak.
-Oh.

484
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,258
But, well, I-I always wanted
to run my own bakery.

485
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,966
And you did, and now
that you know what that's like,

486
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,927
maybe you'd like
to do this other thing.

487
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,097
Look, sometimes
as you get older,

488
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,686
all you can see are
the doors closing.

489
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,271
But here is an open door.

490
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,646
Don't get hemmed in by
the dreams you had in your 20s.

491
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:14,903
That's the advice
I'd give myself at your age.

492
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,157
Think on it.

493
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,119
(sighs)

494
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,579
-♪ ♪
-(laughing)

495
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,999
Forward, forward, side, ha!

496
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,251
Forward, forward,
side, ha!

497
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,753
Thank you for safely guiding us
through these dance moves.

498
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,587
Uh...

499
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,922
-(dramatic music playing)
-(faint screaming)

500
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,089
Don't follow me!

501
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,597
Trusting me
with any responsibility

502
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,019
is a path to disappointment
and destruction.

503
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,638
Do your own thing!

504
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,345
All right, yeah.

505
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,805
I'm gonna do
a side, side, forward--

506
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,266
Ow!
(crying)

507
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,686
Oh, no!

508
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,154
Oh, we are all doomed!

509
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:57,855
(quacking)

510
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,986
(shouting, clamoring)

511
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,833
Oh, no, this is real bad!

512
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,790
Boss, what are you doing here?

513
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,910
Tuca, I was cleaning up
after a tour,

514
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,497
when they all went nuts

515
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,712
searching
for their little friend.

516
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,672
Everyone knows ducks are
pack animals!

517
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,553
Just sick, vicious beasts!

518
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,050
I'm sorry I abandoned
the tourists on a boat.

519
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,592
But that's just what I do--
I'm Tuca!

520
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,137
(crying)

521
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,931
-Mm, mm, mm.
-Quack, quack, quack.

522
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,899
-Sup?
-Bertie-ertie!

523
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,478
I knew this would happen.

524
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,943
This is why I should never
say yes to anything.

525
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:37,154
I let everyone down
just like I always do.

526
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,445
You've never let me down.

527
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,369
-Really?
-No, actually...

528
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,868
you've let me down a lot,
but it's okay.

529
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,581
You know, we all screw up.

530
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,331
I almost totally beefed it
on catering this party.

531
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,873
Oh, my God, Tuca, you're
not gonna prevent bad stuff

532
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,538
by saying no to any good stuff
that comes your way.

533
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,587
Leveling up is scary, but it's
not as scary as never trying.

534
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,922
Isn't it better
to take the leap?

535
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,757
Yeah, you know what?

536
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,182
I will take that job.

537
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,260
I thought this was
a pep talk for me.

538
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,426
Oh, right, yeah-- Tuca,

539
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,425
you are so good
at guiding people.

540
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,767
That's true.
I just guided you to an epiphany

541
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,232
without even trying.

542
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,442
-I'm amazing.
-LAWRIE: I second that notion.

543
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,443
I know I messed
everything up today.

544
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,026
But I want my job back.

545
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,531
Well, you actually helped me
with one little thing.

546
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,664
You cured my duck of his illness

547
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,541
by taking him out of the water.

548
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,038
Turns out he was just seasick.

549
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,540
-(sneezes)
-Aah!

550
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,621
This is dry-clean only!

551
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,497
Ah, it's okay.

552
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,423
It's fine.

553
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,172
I'm willing to give you
another chance.

554
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,724
I guess I don't get that double
promotion anymore, do I?

555
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:43,048
No, now you just get
the single promotion.

556
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,675
I accept the consequences
of my actions.

557
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,265
(sighs)

558
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,558
(shouting)

559
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,482
I...

560
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,771
accept your proposal.

561
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,475
Great, we'll get to work soon.

562
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,776
For now, enjoy the party.

563
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,450
(exhales)

564
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,367
Okay.

565
00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:10,497
(exhales)

566
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,459
Come on, guys, this way.

567
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,419
(grunting)
Follow me.

568
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,499
(grunts)
Yes, I said follow me.

569
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,256
No, for real, follow me, follow.

570
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,548
("Favelas" by Patrick Fiera
playing)

571
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,562
♪ ♪

572
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,624
(crying):
Oh, it's so beautiful!

573
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,036
-I agree.
-(wailing)

574
00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:05,125
(dogs barking)