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The Nests of Netherfield films
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have made you a star.
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Uh, all the roles I play
are of rather big blokes
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so being a big bloke myself
does help me get into character
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Jolly good.
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Bertie!
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Wow, it’s so weird living apart.
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It’s only been a day
but I feel like
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I haven’t seen you in forever.
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I know, you’re like
a stranger to me!
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Yeah, it’s the mustache.
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Lookin... good!
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Notice anything different
about me?
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Oooh, very nice!
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Huh. It looks so...
Bertified in here!
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Yeah, I got carried away.
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I figured while
I’m staying here,
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I should make it more comfy.
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I’m sure Tuca loves it.
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Oh, Tuca actually
hasn’t been here
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or really talked to me
in three weeks.
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We’ve only texted a few times.
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Whoa, that’s weird.
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She hasn’t even dropped by?
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Ever since we got back from
our trip, she’s been at Kara’s.
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‐Uh...
‐Um...
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‐She’s busy!
‐Uh...
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‐Let’s change the subject, okay?
‐Bertie?
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Look, I, I did an app that
smushes our faces together
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to show what our baby
would look like!
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Aw, our child, Little Berkle.
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Or Spertie.
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Oh, god!
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That’s an ugly baby, Bertie!
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We’re gonna have an ugly baby?
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No, I don’t want an ugly baby!
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♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie
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♪ Bertie & Tuca
And Tuca & Bertie ♪
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♪ Tuca & Bertie
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‐♪ Tuca
‐♪ Bertie
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Uh, where am I?
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Eep! Ouch! Crud!
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I’m so glad Bertie gave us space
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so our relationship could
develop in a healthy way.
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It’s totally normal that
I haven’t even met Bertie,
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even though she’s
your best friend!
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What the hell is...
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Kara! No!
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Bertie! Why couldn’t you let me
have a love of my own?
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I’m sorry!
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Why am I a part of this?
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You annoy me and my subconscious
is conflating things!
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No peeking!
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I won’t! This feels so naughty!
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Hm. I’m into it.
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Like really into it!
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Whoa, this place is adorable.
Wait!
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Are we meeting classy
fancy people?
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Oh, I’m not prepared!
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I need two weeks notice!
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What? No.
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Conversation topics!
Uh, the arts!
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‐Um...
‐"Did you see show?" Politics!
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‐Bertie?
‐"What is a deficit?"
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‐Jazz!
‐Uh...
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"I like trumpet!"
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♪ Dooby dooby doo wahhh!
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What? Um... No!
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This is our house
that I’ve been fixing up
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for the better part of a year?
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour.
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‐
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It is the prettiest doorknob.
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I tried to make this a home
we’d both enjoy.
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The kitchen has two ovens
for your baking
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and I’ve set up
my drafting table
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in this corner.
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So I can watch you bake.
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And best of all...
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We both have our own sinks
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and this whole bathroom
is soundproof!
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See?
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‐Did you hear that?
‐No.
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Good. I’m, I’m glad.
For no reason.
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’Cause it wasn’t that bad.
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It’s definitely didn’t sound
like a duck opening a door
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for a bigger, louder,
wetter duck.
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I love this house.
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How did you pay
for all these renovations?
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I took out
a predatory bank loan.
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I don’t wanna talk about it.
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There’s still some
finishing touches to do
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but it’ll be done in a few days
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and then you can move in!
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Will you be ready
to leave Tuca’s?
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Yeah, totally!
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I’m cramping Tuca’s style
anyway.
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Hmm. That doesn’t sound
like Tuca.
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She loves being cramped by you.
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And having cramps. All kinds.
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Menstrual, stress, big burrito.
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How’s she supposed
to bring Kara home
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with me hanging around
like Tuca’s weird guardian?
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Hello, I’ll just sit here
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and watch you tongue‐kiss.
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I mean, maybe the new girlfriend
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will change your dynamic
a little,
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‐but, you know, you’re still‐‐
‐Nah.
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The one thing I know about Tuca
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is that she’ll always
be the same.
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She needed space.
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I gave her that.
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Everything’s okay!
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Nothing’s okay!
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I think Tuca’s done
being my friend!
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It’s been three weeks
since we talked!
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But, well, she’s just distracted
by her new relationship, right?
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This is normal?
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Hmm, that’s a toughie.
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Magic Therapist Ball says,
"Let’s unpack that."
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I haven’t even met
her new girlfriend yet!
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Isn’t that weird?
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Why don’t you call her?
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She might need you
as much as you need her.
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I can’t. I, I can’t be
the reason
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it doesn’t work out
with Kara. Augh!
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But, see, tomorrow
is the annual Bird Town carnival
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and we usually go together
every year!
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So ask her to go!
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It’s a tradition so it won’t
feel so out of the blue.
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I guess I could.
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Oh, I’m scared.
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What if she doesn’t like me
or wanna be my friend anymore?
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"Nobody hates you, you just need
to drink more water,
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get eight hours of sleep,
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and invite your best friend
to the carnival."
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Okay. You’re right.
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Everything is fine.
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Huh, based on your frequent,
detailed stories about Tuca,
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that’s not what I expected.
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But, hey, she said yes!
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Let’s run with that!
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Yeah. Okay.
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Oh‐oh‐whoo!
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I’ve been looking forward
to this all year.
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I love the prizes.
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Yeah, me too.
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I hope it doesn’t start
to rain too hard.
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‐You okay?
‐I’m great!
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Okay, fine! I’m anxious as hell.
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I’ve never been nervous
to see Tuca before.
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Well, I mean, it’s only 4:15.
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Tuca’s probably
another hour away.
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Oh, wow, there she is!
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Wearing... pants?
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‐Uh...
‐Are you gonna say hi?
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Um... I’m shy.
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Bertie. Speckle.
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It’s a pleasure to see you both.
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Never not a privilege.
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Tuca... you’re early!
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Kara says being early is on time
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and being on time is late.
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Oh, right.
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Weird.
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Well! I’m gonna go
get the tickets.
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Bye!
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So, what have you been up to?
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Well, we did some bar trivia
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with Kara’s co‐workers
last night.
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They know the names
of all the bones.
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Sure. Yeah. That...
that’s sweet.
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Three tickets, please!
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No need for that.
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All tickets for rides and games
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can be purchased and scanned
in our new Moss App!
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Well, then what’s this line for?
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This is the umbrella line.
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Rain protection courtesy
of community champion,
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carnival sponsor,
and your landlord,
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Moss!
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You know, it’s pretty ironic
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Moss is sponsoring an event
like this
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when it just evicted
half our building.
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It would be ironic
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if Moss understood irony
but it doesn’t.
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Because it’s moss!
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And this is popcorn! Enjoy!
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I hate this stupid Moss!
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Why’s it gotta get
its slimy slippery mossy self
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all over everything good?
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Yes, well, things change.
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Are we going to complain
about it
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or are we going to download
the Moss app?
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Hey, look at all those pins!
Cute!
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Yes. They’re from Kara.
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She gives me a pin every time
we have a disagreement.
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Uh... well, like, how many
"disagreements" have you had?
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A regular amount.
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Oh, look, Tuca,
it’s the Gut Scrambler!
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Maybe you’ll beat
last year’s record
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for how much you can barf
after riding it!
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I’ll go get the hot dogs!
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I’ve got the garbage bag!
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Are you ready for this?
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Maybe this time I won’t cry!
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Hmm, I don’t wanna get any
stains on my new shirt.
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Let’s just keep things mild
this year.
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But you hate mild.
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You don’t even like mild salsa.
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You bully everyone who gets it
at the taco stand!
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Kara makes
a killer pico de gallo.
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Her secret’s adding
a little lime juice.
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Everyone uses lime juice!
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Who’s ready
for delicious hot dogs
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followed by some not
so delicious barfing?
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We’re not doing
the Gut Scrambler.
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Don’t worry, boys.
I’ll do right by you.
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Step right up, step right up
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if you wanna toss balls
into fish, or whatever.
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Wanna play ball toss?
It’s stain‐free!
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Yes, I’d enjoy that.
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The fish are hungry for balls
and they must be fed.
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Yay! We can do our
yearly tradition
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where I win a game
and give you the prize.
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I do like that flirty frog.
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And the panda
in the Hawaiian shirt.
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Ooh!
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Oooh!
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Cool flamingo!
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I want her! I want her!
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Flamingo it is!
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Room for one more?
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‐
‐Kara! You made it!
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You wanted me to.
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Here, I got you this.
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It matches your
new outfit!
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I love it.
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Oh, my god! This is Kara?
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Uh, I’m so excited to meet you.
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I mean, hey, what up?
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You must be Bertie.
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Oh, it’s so nice
to finally meet you!
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Ah, I already said that!
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That’s a real red sweater.
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I guess you can spill
all the ketchup you want
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and no one will notice.
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Oh, it is covered in ketchup.
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Whoo!
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Carnival dog?
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No, thank you.
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I’m a nurse, so, y’know,
we try to only eat real food.
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Right. Yeah, yeah.
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Don’t listen to her, boys.
You’re real to me.
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Watch out, Bertie’s really good!
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You don’t think I can take her?
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I, I didn’t mean that.
258
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,133
Yeah, I know. I’m joking.
259
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:00,685
I know I can take her!
260
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:05,298
Ready, set, toss. If you want.
261
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,128
Agh! Whoo!
262
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,268
Ugh.
263
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,500
Ah, ah, yeah!
264
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,484
Tuca, you’re so off‐beat.
265
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:17,576
Ah!
266
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,147
Yes. Skills.
267
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,483
Whoops!
268
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:30,816
Whoo!
269
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,734
One flamingo, please!
270
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,325
Great game!
271
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,427
Ah, you’re tough competition!
272
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,499
Yeah.
273
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,267
Here you go, Tuca!
274
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,225
Great, just what you need.
More stuff!
275
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,475
Um... thanks, Bertie,
276
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,471
but I don’t know where
I’d put it.
277
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,043
Oh. Okay.
278
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,641
Here you go, Speckle.
279
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,814
‐
280
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,452
Spemingo.
281
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:18,368
Hey, does Kara seem
a little, like, um...
282
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,971
Is she maybe kinda...
283
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,643
Oh, she fully sucks.
284
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,611
Right!
285
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,354
since they’ve been together.
286
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,216
Three weeks go by and now
she doesn’t want any hot dogs?
287
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:32,215
Her body is like 70% hot dogs!
288
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,718
I know! I had to eat
all of them myself.
289
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,121
I’m fine. It’s fine.
290
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,132
My insides wanna be outsides,
but they don’t get to decide.
291
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,585
I’m the one who decides.
292
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,803
I’m the one who chooses what
stays in and what goes out.
293
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:43,795
I’m in control.
294
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,141
Aw, man.
295
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,295
Okay. Fine.
296
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,714
So... Kara, you’re a, a nurse...
297
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:55,837
uh...
298
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,681
What kinds of
public health hazards
299
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,450
should we look out for
at, at this carnival?
300
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,579
If you know... what, what kinds?
301
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,455
Oh, small talk? Yeah, sure.
302
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,393
Well, food safety is an issue.
303
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,889
And there are dangerous microbes
on every surface.
304
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,961
Uh‐huh. Tell me more.
305
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,935
Bertie, what are you doing?
306
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,700
I left Kara all alone out there.
307
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,228
Listen, I’ve been trying
really hard
308
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,304
‐to give you space, but, uh...
‐
309
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,243
‐Silly!
‐Aargh!
310
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,438
I don’t know
if Kara’s good for you.
311
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,710
Kara’s great for me.
312
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,008
If anything,
she’s way too good for me.
313
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:31,840
Sexy baby!
314
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,977
She’s de‐Tucafying you.
315
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,852
You’re barely recognizable.
316
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:38,920
What’s happening?
317
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,764
‐So I changed. Zombie!
‐
318
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,292
You’re wearing pants!
319
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,204
Where are your short‐shorts?
320
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,096
I want my clothes
to convey follow‐through.
321
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,168
Shorts are just pants that quit
before they get to the ground.
322
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,268
Who thinks that? You or Kara?
323
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,683
Look, I’m usually too much
for people.
324
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,135
So, if I can make myself
not be too much,
325
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,384
then maybe Kara
will keep liking me.
326
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,350
Just tell me
is she changing for you?
327
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,380
Or is it all one‐sided?
328
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,323
Tuca. Snap out of it.
329
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,658
What’s going on?
330
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,603
Better not be talking about me!
331
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,345
You wanna get out of here soon?
I’m beat.
332
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,640
‐Let’s ride the Ferris Wheel.
‐
333
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,513
It’s just one ride.
It’ll be fun.
334
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,451
These rides are so germ‐y.
335
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,746
You could probably lick
the seats to vaccinate yourself.
336
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,719
How do you think
I’ve never had the flu?
337
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,247
Girl, I don’t even have
health insurance.
338
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,023
Okay, fine, we can go.
339
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,322
If you really want to.
340
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,763
‐Great!
‐Even though it’s gross.
341
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,527
Next!
342
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,245
‐
‐Hello?
343
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,883
Oh, I have to take this.
It’s work.
344
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:12,948
Hello, work?
345
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,275
Can’t you call them back?
346
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,950
It doesn’t work like that.
347
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,646
‐
‐Whoa, whoa, chikita,
348
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,891
this line’s only for couples.
349
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,916
You gotta go
to the single rider line.
350
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:22,891
Seriously?
351
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,789
Shame! Shame!
352
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:28,462
Shame! Shame!
353
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,231
Well, hello there.
354
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,670
Ugh.
355
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,465
Okay, next two saddies who came
to a carnival alone,
356
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,769
step on up!
357
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,040
Tucaboose!
358
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:43,238
We free‐wheel dangle’n our
dingles on this wheel or what?
359
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,479
Eek! Ooh!
360
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,950
‐I’m scared, I’m scared...
‐
361
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,747
‐Oh!
‐Like the view?
362
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:54,793
Bruce, no!
363
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,917
I have a girlfriend
and self‐respect.
364
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,134
That wasn’t what you said
three years ago
365
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:03,426
when we last did it
on this same Ferris Wheel!
366
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,729
I believe your words were,
"Pass the nachos."
367
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,073
Put your shirt back on. Now.
368
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,098
I like when you’re bossy.
369
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,174
I bet your girly likes it too.
370
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,342
Not really.
371
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,280
I’m trying to tone it down
for her.
372
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,335
That’s a shame.
373
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,513
You’re a dirty, wild,
and sexy bird.
374
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,152
Blottoed or not.
375
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,577
She should be showing you off.
376
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,622
And having a threesome with us
right now.
377
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,447
Ugh. That’s the last thing
she’d ever do.
378
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,623
Well, every relationship
is give and get, kiddo.
379
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,963
Girly needs to meet you
in the middle.
380
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,189
Or as I call it...
381
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:35,133
the taint.
382
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,927
I wanna get off!
383
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,872
At your service.
384
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,736
I wish I could change myself
for her and be a better man.
385
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,970
Oh, well!
386
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,643
Hey. A patient isn’t responding
to pain meds,
387
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,445
it’s a whole thing.
388
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,577
It was gross, right? The ride?
389
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,052
Yeah. You were right.
It was gross.
390
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:02,021
See, you gotta listen to me,
I’m always right!
391
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,665
Wait, hold on,
you’re breaking up.
392
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,060
It’s raining at this
ridiculous carnival.
393
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,302
Stop it! Don’t you dare!
394
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,628
Come on!
395
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,043
We’ll kiss in the rain like
we’re in a romantic movie!
396
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,495
Speckle! No!
397
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,003
It’s too cold!
398
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,215
Oh, okay!
399
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,006
Kiss me under this heat lamp!
400
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,678
No, no, I’m, I’m happy to leave.
401
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:33,350
♪ Hoy te vi
402
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:38,692
♪ Sentada en la arena
403
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:45,455
♪ Hoy te sentí
404
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:50,605
♪ Peleando en la marea
405
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:58,181
♪ Mírame a la cara
Cuando me hables ♪
406
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:03,577
♪ Y no me digas nada
Si no quieres ♪
407
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:07,553
♪ Pero no me falles, me duele
408
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,493
♪ No exagero cuando te digo
409
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,560
♪ Pero no me falles, me duele
410
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,329
♪ No exagero cuando
411
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:21,129
♪ No exagero cuando
412
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:27,143
♪ Eso que tú haces
413
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:33,149
♪ Eso que tú haces
414
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:38,715
♪ Eso que tú haces
415
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,718
♪ No es amor
416
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,261
♪ No es amor
417
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,240
What are you doing, weirdo?
418
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,165
Hey. We need to talk.
419
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,400
Okay.
420
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:03,535
So... today you made it clear
you didn’t wanna be here
421
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,253
and didn’t care about
meeting my friends.
422
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,545
It hurt my feelings.
423
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,147
We talked about this.
424
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,078
I work all night
425
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,924
That’s why I wanted
to stay home.
426
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,660
This carnival is the one thing
I’ve wanted to do in weeks
427
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,787
and you couldn’t even pretend
to enjoy it?
428
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,092
So you’re mad at me
429
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,693
because I think carnivals
are gross?
430
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:23,805
I’m a nurse!
431
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,266
Oh, my god. You’re a nurse?
432
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,665
I had no idea!
433
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:28,827
Listen, I like you.
434
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,644
But I can’t add pressure
to my life.
435
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:31,936
So let’s just keep things easy.
436
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:35,838
You could move in with me,
I can buy you more clothes...
437
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:37,911
We always follow your schedule.
438
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,550
We hang out with your friends.
439
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:40,805
You’re leading this dance.
440
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,613
You need to meet me
in the taint!
441
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,685
What?
442
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:44,823
I mean the middle!
443
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,187
I’m not asking for much.
444
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:49,215
Just dance to my rhythm,
once in a while.
445
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:50,361
Okay.
446
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,216
I’ve had this issue
with partners in the past.
447
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,494
I’m not good at bending.
448
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,462
But you mean a lot to me, Tuca,
449
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,561
and I would never
wanna hurt you,
450
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,203
so thank you
for being honest with me.
451
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,367
I need to go to work.
452
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,438
Okay. You can call me later.
453
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,137
I will. Definitely.
454
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:23,859
Hey.
455
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,656
I’m making you a butt cake.
456
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,828
It’s a cake you make
after you totally butt
457
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,527
into your best friend’s
relationship.
458
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,628
It better have chocolate filling
otherwise it doesn’t make sense.
459
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,032
It does.
460
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,095
Hey, uh, are you and Kara okay?
461
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,515
Yup. We had a talk
and everything’s good!
462
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,238
Oh, okay. Uh, hey, listen.
463
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,684
Um, I’m sorry
if I overstepped earlier.
464
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,080
I, um, I, I saw
the cup in your bathroom.
465
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,322
The one that says
I’m keeping you alone.
466
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:53,818
Ugh, Bertie.
467
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,119
That was just a feeling
I had once.
468
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:59,122
It doesn’t mean anything.
It’s gone.
469
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,135
It’s not gone.
470
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:05,034
That cup wasn’t about you.
Just forget it.
471
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,801
You just don’t seem happy.
472
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,370
Of course, I am!
473
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:10,668
Don’t I look happy?
474
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,440
Are these not the hands
of a happy person?
475
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,985
Well, do you wanna talk
about it?
476
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,548
Just drop it, okay?
477
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:21,676
Kara and I talked
478
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,551
and I’m going to move in
with her.
479
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:26,449
Wow, okay.
480
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,622
She’s gonna call me
right after she gets off work.
481
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,522
Oh, good.
482
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,264
I hope she does.
483
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:49,744
♪ Haces, yah
484
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:55,882
♪ Eso que tú haces
485
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,651
♪ Eso que tú haces
486
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,922
♪ Yeh, oh
487
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,849
Oh!