1
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Grrr!

2
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Dr Eggman,
why did you call us here?

3
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All will be revealed in due
time, my friends.

4
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We're still waiting
on one more arrival.

5
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But I have a noon
shift at Meh Burger.

6
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If I'm late, I'll never get
that raise to minimum wage.

7
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[all] Yeah, yeah.

8
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Fine, fine, we'll get started.

9
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In this room I've
gathered a rogues' gallery

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of the most vile, nefarious,
repugnalevolent evildoers...

11
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Repugnalevolent? Is that a word?

12
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It didn't need to be until we
had this much evil in one room.

13
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Anyway, you're here because we
all have something in common.

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A love of fine cheeses?

15
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Well, yes, but besides that
we all share a mutual enemy.

16
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Sonic the Hedgehog and
his rodent friends.

17
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We must stop them before
they destroy us all.

18
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Thanks for helping me build
my Bjornvaalden bookcase

19
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from that foreign
build-your-own furniture store.

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- That's it?
- They fit a lot in one box.

21
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Whoa! Ugh!

22
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Mm-mm!
These are some fine cheeses.

23
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But where are the crackers?

24
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I wanted everything
to be perfect.

25
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Keep calm, everyone.

26
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I'll send Orbot out to the store.
Oh! Crisis averted.

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[male voice] So this is
why you called me here.

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[gasps]

29
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Shadow the Hedgehog!

30
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Hey, everybody, look.
Shadow's here.

31
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I knew those embossed
invitations would impress.

32
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- Who's he?
- Only the second most popular character

33
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in the whole canon.

34
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Let me get you a
chair, Mr Shadow.

35
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Ugh! Ohh!

36
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I prefer to stand.

37
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Of course. You rogue, you!
I like standing too.

38
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Everyone, on your feet.

39
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[all groan]

40
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Where were we?
I'll just start at the beginning.

41
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There are no words,
just pictures.

42
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Just like the novel I'm writing.

43
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Good plot, but the characters
are all over the place.

44
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And so,
with my superior leadership

45
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and your blind loyalty,

46
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we'll finally be rid of
those meddling muskrats.

47
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Hey, how come you're
calling the shots?

48
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I'm the best villain here.

49
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I spent more time in the pen
than all of you combined.

50
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That just proves you're
the best at getting caught.

51
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What we need is an
educated fellow.

52
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An organised leader

53
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who knows how to keep hotheads
like you under control

54
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and can maintain
parliamentary procedure.

55
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Objection. Anyone can learn
parliamentary procedure.

56
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Point of order.

57
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"Objection" is
courtroom terminology,

58
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- not parliamentary.
- Sustained.

59
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As anyone with even
a cursory knowledge

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of the sci-fi classic
"Battleforce Galaxian" knows,

61
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our leader should be a
young, inexperienced teenager

62
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who's destined for glory.

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Lest you want to repeat
Admiral Glork's mistakes.

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You're losing focus!

65
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Remember, I'm the one
who called this meeting.

66
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And great job, by the way.

67
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Who picked out this stemware?
It's barely worth stealing.

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[all arguing]

69
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Come on, Eggman,
get it together.

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I know what this group needs.

71
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Time for some
team-building exercises.

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Fall backward into your buddy's
arms and let them catch you.

73
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This is called a "trust fall".

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Ohh!

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My fault. Should have given you a heads-up.
That was on me.

76
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You never know what's going
to happen on the battlefield,

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so it's important to
think on your feet.

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This is a game I used to play

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with my old improv
troupe, the Gigglesnorts.

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It's called "Zip-Zap-Zop".

81
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We pass around an
imaginary ball,

82
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saying "Zip",
"Zap" or "Zop" as we go.

83
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I'll start. Zip.

84
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Zap.

85
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Uh, that's to you, Shadow.

86
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You want to zap that
one over to Dave?

87
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Maybe zap that bad boy back to
me, huh? No?

88
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- Pfft.
- He "pffted" it.

89
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We'll count that. Great job.

90
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Silence, fool.

91
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[all gasp]

92
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I've suffered your
presence long enough.

93
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No, no, don't go.
We're not done bonding yet.

94
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We were gonna roast wieners
and play flashlight tag.

95
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We're making history here.

96
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This collection of villains has
never been assembled before.

97
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I see no villains.

98
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Just some fools whose only
ability is wasting time.

99
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- That's something, isn't it?
- No. Not really.

100
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[groans]

101
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How do we tell the difference
between Side A and Side C?

102
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Side A should have
one more L-bracket.

103
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- You mean T-bracket, right?
- Uh...

104
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Tails, so help me,
if you've been confusing.

105
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L-brackets and T-brackets
this whole time...

106
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Who used all the D-screws?

107
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All I have left are J-knobs,
which are worthless.

108
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And has anyone
seen Back Panel G?

109
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Uh, I think I found it.

110
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Uggh! Ohh!

111
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Great. Now we have to go back
and exchange the whole thing.

112
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Come on, let's pack it up.

113
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No fair! Sonic always beats me.

114
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With Shadow on our squad,
we had a real chance.

115
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He's so cool and edgy.

116
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If standing in the corner while
everyone has fun makes you cool,

117
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I must have been the coolest
guy at my junior prom.

118
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And we all know that's not
true, so I say nuts to Shadow.

119
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He's not a team player
like the rest of us.

120
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With Dr Eggman's superior
leadership skills

121
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and our blind loyalty,

122
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we can do whatever we
set our evil minds to.

123
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Aww! Was that a callback
to my earlier speech?

124
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You guys...

125
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All right, team, gather round.
Here's the plan.

126
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We've got a brand-new
Bjornvaalden.

127
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Let's just build it here.

128
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Then when we mess up we
can get yet another one.

129
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Great idea, Sonic.

130
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That's why I'm the leader.

131
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Now let's dominate this
cheap piece of furniture...

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to the best of our
limited ability.

133
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We're out of parts
and instructions.

134
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I think we're done.

135
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Great work, team.

136
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Did somebody call for
a dramatic entrance?

137
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Tails, get an aerial survey.
We'll take him out from here.

138
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Whoa.

139
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Bogey on my tail.
Gonna try and shake him.

140
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He stole my purse!
My baby... pictures.

141
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An ambush!

142
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Knuckles, that one's all you.

143
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Your team is stretched a bit
thin, you periwinkle pipsqueak.

144
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I can take you one on one any
day, Egghead.

145
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Who said anything
about one on one?

146
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You've got to be kidding me.

147
00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,880
It's working.
The plan's actually working!

148
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Over here,
you oversized can opener!

149
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No!

150
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Call off your goons or I'll
smash you into next week.

151
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I'm busy next week.

152
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I mean, I could
reschedule, but I've...

153
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Pathetic.

154
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Even with all this help you
still couldn't defeat Sonic.

155
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It's happening!
Shadow has joined Team Eggman!

156
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I'm geeking out here!

157
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Need any help, Shadow?

158
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OK, you got this one.

159
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Ooh, that just missed you.
Allow me to...

160
00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,280
OK, just tag me in
when you're ready.

161
00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,080
Out of the way, you buffoon.

162
00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:12,840
Excuse me. I'm with Shadow.

163
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,160
Hey, we worked all day on that.

164
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Your shoddy craftsmanship brings
shame on all hedgehog-kind.

165
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And for that, you shall perish.

166
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We did it!
Sonic was defeated by Team Eggman.

167
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- Victory selfie!
- Gah!

168
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You fool!
I had him just where I wanted him.

169
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Sorry. That one's on me, Shadow.
Forgot to turn off the flash.

170
00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,120
Pic looks great,
if it's any consolation.

171
00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,320
Enough!

172
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:08,840
How can a guy destroy his foes
with dolts like you around?

173
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,840
We'll fight again soon, Sonic,
but next time... on my terms.

174
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[all] Yeah!

175
00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,920
Great job, everybody.

176
00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,320
We may not be able
to build a bookcase

177
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but we sure as heck can
clobber some creeps.

178
00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,200
Speaking of which...

179
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,400
Now, guys,
let's not point fingers

180
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:31,360
about who's to blame
for this little scuffle.

181
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Ohh! Ow! Hey!

182
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What a swell adventure.

183
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,000
I sure hope there's
more next year.

184
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Just think of all the hundreds
more stories to be told

185
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using the same eight
characters and four locations.

186
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,400
The possibilities are limitless.

187
00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:50,680
To be on the safe side,
we could start an internet petition.

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