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Grrr!

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- What happened here?
- Can you be more specific?

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Oh, the mess. Funny story.

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It all began at Meh Burger.

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Adequate burgers today.

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Yeah, you can barely taste
the shredded newspaper.

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Ugh! I said no mayonnaise!

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Aargh!

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Grrr! Oh, come on!
I don't act like that.

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Hey, who's telling this story?

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So, where was I? Oh, yeah.

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We were so embarrassed by
Amy's uncouth behaviour

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that we left Meh Burger.

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- Grrr!
- Oh!

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Everything OK, miss?

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Are you...

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Yep, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog,
fastest hero in the world.

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Purveyor of justice. Righter of wrongs.
Eater of chilli dogs.

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Ohhh!

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Calm down, Perci.
It's just all your dreams coming true.

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- I'm so sorry.
- Don't worry, I'm used to it.

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Just breathe slowly and tell
Uncle Sonic what happened.

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Clearly she fell off her
bike and hurt her arm.

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Amy, don't be jealous because
I'm paying attention to another.

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Don't mind her,
she kind of has a thing for me.

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- Who wouldn't?
- Exactly.

27
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Let's see what we can
do about that bicycle.

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Knuckles, bring it over here.

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That's a boulder.
I said bicycle.

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But I'm not angry because
I know you're a simpleton.

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Thank you, Mr Sonic.

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Oh, my, Perci,
you've been injured.

33
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I know what to do about that.
Lecture you on bicycle safety.

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First, never ride a bi...

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Amy, what Perci really needs
is a splint for her arm.

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Wow, you sure know how to take
charge of every situation.

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And voilà!

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I couldn't find a bicycle,

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but maybe one of us could
ride this to get one.

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Sorry about your scarf.

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I should have known
I'd mess it up.

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I always do when I'm not under
Sonic's direct supervision.

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Huh.

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As a man I could fix
this with my bare hands.

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But it would be quicker
with the proper tools.

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To Tails' workshop!

47
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Hey, watch out for that robot.

48
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I'll bet she's a spy,

49
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broadcasting our secrets to
her mechanical overlords.

50
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You know, the ones who make
the microwave blink 12:00

51
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even though you just
set it yesterday!

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Aargh!

53
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Don't pay attention to her.
She's actually very nice.

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Tails?

55
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I guess he isn't here.

56
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No matter,
I'll heroically repair this bike

57
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with only my bare hands
and a welding laser.

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- Amy, tend to Perci's injury.
- Mm-hm.

59
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Knuckles, you clean the scarf
that you so carelessly ruined.

60
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Tails' industrial-strength
lab kiln

61
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seems like the perfect place
to dry a frilly delicate scarf.

62
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This heating pad isn't enough.

63
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Knuckles, get Perci a pillow.

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You're not the boss of me.
Sonic is.

65
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But I'm bossy and overbearing

66
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and I need everyone
to do what I say

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to compensate for
my insecurities.

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Don't throw it at me,
hand it to me nicely.

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Kids, behave yourselves!

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This is why we can't have nice things.
[Sniffs]

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So I stepped into
action, Sonic-style,

72
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and put out the fire

73
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caused by Knuckles putting
that scarf in the kiln.

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That's not what happened.
I'll tell you the real story.

75
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It had been days since
I last laid my eyes

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upon the elusive white whale.

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We're talking about what
happened to my workshop.

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I'm getting there.

79
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So, the white whale had
just trashed Meh Burger.

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Wait. I'm the white whale?

81
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Shh! We were heading back home
when we came across Perci.

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As usual Sonic made
a fool of himself.

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Hi, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.

84
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Never heard of you.

85
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But who's your friend?

86
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I'm just a humble echidna,

87
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which is why I won't brag
about my boyish charm,

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unimaginable strength and
ability to think real good.

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You know, smartness-wise.

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[grunting]

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Whoa!

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Wow!
Muscles and brain-smartness.

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- I know.
- Ugh!

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Medic, splint up this
pretty lady's arm.

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I hope I can live up to your
expectations, Captain Knuckles.

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Oh, Amy,
you've forgotten what an arm is.

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This is an arm.

98
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Wow, you are the whole package.

99
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And here's the gift-wrapping.

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Ohh!

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[grunting]

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Ugh!

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[gasps]

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Sonic, you clumsy oaf.
Perpetual second banana.

105
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Look what you've done.

106
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Come, my lady.

107
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We must go to Casa de Tails
to repair your bicicleta

108
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before Sonic does
any further damage.

109
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Come on, guys, wait for me!

110
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Hey, be careful of that alien.

111
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She'll abduct our livestock,
phone home from our houses

112
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and turn us all into pod people.

113
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It's a cookbook! A cookbook!

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Aargh!

115
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Don't pay attention to her.
She's actually very nice.

116
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Ohh! Aargh!

117
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Sonic!
Can't you do anything right?

118
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Your scarf will look brand-new,

119
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but it'll never look
as lovely as its owner.

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How does this heating pad work?
[groans]

121
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A pillow for my maiden fair?

122
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Hey, I'm the medic.
I'll give her the pillow.

123
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I want to give her the pillow

124
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so I can be more like
my hero Knuckles.

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[both grunt]

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Agh!

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And so I put out the
fire using my ice-breath.

128
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It started when Amy threw the
heating pad on those newspapers.

129
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She's not very brain-smart.

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That's not how it went at all.
I'll tell you what happened.

131
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We all agreed the service at Meh
Burger was terrible, so we left.

132
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That's when we ran into Perci,

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with her little damsel
in distress act.

134
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I seem to have fallen from my
bicycle and injured my arm.

135
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If only there were some heroic
gentlemen to rescue poor me.

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- [both giggle]
- You're pretty.

137
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Would one of you handsome young
men kindly retrieve my bicycle?

138
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[both panting and grunting]

139
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- Whoa!
- Ugh!

140
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Even with my friends under
the spell of a wicked siren,

141
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I selflessly administered
medical care to the temptress.

142
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Oh, you poor sweet thing.

143
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Allow me to tend to your wounds.

144
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Now, let's see to your bicycle.
I know where to get it fixed.

145
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Watch out for that
government agent!

146
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It starts with jury duty
and zoning ordinances

147
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and before you know it... boom,

148
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our tax dollars are
benefiting others and not us.

149
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Don't pay attention to her.
She's actually very nice.

150
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Aargh!

151
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Sweetie, you rest here.

152
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I'll get a heating pad to
make you more comfortable.

153
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Knuckles,
would you please clean the scarf?

154
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And, Sonic, maybe it'd be
best to just wait for Tails.

155
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No way. I can totally fix this.

156
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Watch this, babe.

157
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My poor little arm is aching so.

158
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If only I had a cushion
on which to rest it.

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[both grunting]

160
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Let me give it to her!

161
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She wants me to give it to her!

162
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[both] Aargh!

163
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As the only mature one in the
room, I extinguished the fire,

164
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which started when Sonic forgot
to turn off his welding laser.

165
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You're making that up!

166
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- Reckless!
- A scarf in a kiln?

167
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I can't help being attractive.
It's a blessing and a curse.

168
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You'd think with three stories
one of you would get it right.

169
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Now, let me tell you
how it really happened.

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00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,280
I had a minor accident
with my bicycle when...

171
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Hi, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog,
hero extraordinaire.

172
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You don't have a wrench I
could use to fix my bike?

173
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No, but maybe I could interest
you in some gift-wrapping?

174
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- That's OK.
- I can fix your bike.

175
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No, I will.

176
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You're just loving this, aren't you?
Having men fight over you.

177
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A modern woman could
take care of herself.

178
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I can take care of myself,

179
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but like I said,
I don't have any tools.

180
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And I hurt my arm.

181
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I suppose you need me to
bandage that up for you?

182
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No, it's just a bruise.

183
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[groans]

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[both grunting]

185
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- Whoa!
- Ugh!

186
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I need to get moving.
Do you know where I can find tools?

187
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- Brrr!
- Nice to meet you.

188
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Aargh!

189
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She seems nice.

190
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Allow me. You sit back and
relax while Sonic saves the day.

191
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OK, I'll just wash my scarf.

192
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Please, the honour is all mine.

193
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,640
Well, then,
I'll just rest my arm.

194
00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,760
All right, all right!
I'll get you a heating pad.

195
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,000
Talk about a drama queen.

196
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,480
Would you like a pillow?

197
00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,760
No! I'll get Perci a pillow.

198
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,360
Oh, now the princess
wants a pillow.

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[all grunting]

200
00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:20,680
[Tails] Hold it!

201
00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,920
How did you get in here
in the first place?

202
00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,120
We just walked in.

203
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,440
And there weren't lasers or
cages or anything like that?

204
00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,240
Nope. Just a popping sound
and some electrical buzzing.

205
00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,240
[sighs] I know what happened.

206
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,760
My new defence system
must have short-circuited,

207
00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,640
which means I'm the one
responsible for the fire.

208
00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,720
Classic Tails. So irresponsible.

209
00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,240
- Guess we're off the hook!
- Who's up for Meh Burger?

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00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,760
I like a guy who's handy.

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Subtitling: Eclair Media