Grrr!
- What happened here? - Can you be more specific?
Oh, the mess. Funny story.
It all began at Meh Burger.
Adequate burgers today.
Yeah, you can barely taste the shredded newspaper.
Ugh! I said no mayonnaise!
Aargh!
Grrr! Oh, come on! I don't act like that.
Hey, who's telling this story?
So, where was I? Oh, yeah.
We were so embarrassed by Amy's uncouth behaviour
that we left Meh Burger.
- Grrr! - Oh!
Everything OK, miss?
Are you...
Yep, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, fastest hero in the world.
Purveyor of justice. Righter of wrongs. Eater of chilli dogs.
Ohhh!
Calm down, Perci. It's just all your dreams coming true.
- I'm so sorry. - Don't worry, I'm used to it.
Just breathe slowly and tell Uncle Sonic what happened.
Clearly she fell off her bike and hurt her arm.
Amy, don't be jealous because I'm paying attention to another.
Don't mind her, she kind of has a thing for me.
- Who wouldn't? - Exactly.
Let's see what we can do about that bicycle.
Knuckles, bring it over here.
That's a boulder. I said bicycle.
But I'm not angry because I know you're a simpleton.
Thank you, Mr Sonic.
Oh, my, Perci, you've been injured.
I know what to do about that. Lecture you on bicycle safety.
First, never ride a bi...
Amy, what Perci really needs is a splint for her arm.
Wow, you sure know how to take charge of every situation.
And voilà!
I couldn't find a bicycle,
but maybe one of us could ride this to get one.
Sorry about your scarf.
I should have known I'd mess it up.
I always do when I'm not under Sonic's direct supervision.
Huh.
As a man I could fix this with my bare hands.
But it would be quicker with the proper tools.
To Tails' workshop!
Hey, watch out for that robot.
I'll bet she's a spy,
broadcasting our secrets to her mechanical overlords.
You know, the ones who make the microwave blink 12:00
even though you just set it yesterday!
Aargh!
Don't pay attention to her. She's actually very nice.
Tails?
I guess he isn't here.
No matter, I'll heroically repair this bike
with only my bare hands and a welding laser.
- Amy, tend to Perci's injury. - Mm-hm.
Knuckles, you clean the scarf that you so carelessly ruined.
Tails' industrial-strength lab kiln
seems like the perfect place to dry a frilly delicate scarf.
This heating pad isn't enough.
Knuckles, get Perci a pillow.
You're not the boss of me. Sonic is.
But I'm bossy and overbearing
and I need everyone to do what I say
to compensate for my insecurities.
Don't throw it at me, hand it to me nicely.
Kids, behave yourselves!
This is why we can't have nice things. [Sniffs]
So I stepped into action, Sonic-style,
and put out the fire
caused by Knuckles putting that scarf in the kiln.
That's not what happened. I'll tell you the real story.
It had been days since I last laid my eyes
upon the elusive white whale.
We're talking about what happened to my workshop.
I'm getting there.
So, the white whale had just trashed Meh Burger.
Wait. I'm the white whale?
Shh! We were heading back home when we came across Perci.
As usual Sonic made a fool of himself.
Hi, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.
Never heard of you.
But who's your friend?
I'm just a humble echidna,
which is why I won't brag about my boyish charm,
unimaginable strength and ability to think real good.
You know, smartness-wise.
[grunting]
Whoa!
Wow! Muscles and brain-smartness.
- I know. - Ugh!
Medic, splint up this pretty lady's arm.
I hope I can live up to your expectations, Captain Knuckles.
Oh, Amy, you've forgotten what an arm is.
This is an arm.
Wow, you are the whole package.
And here's the gift-wrapping.
Ohh!
[grunting]
Ugh!
[gasps]
Sonic, you clumsy oaf. Perpetual second banana.
Look what you've done.
Come, my lady.
We must go to Casa de Tails to repair your bicicleta
before Sonic does any further damage.
Come on, guys, wait for me!
Hey, be careful of that alien.
She'll abduct our livestock, phone home from our houses
and turn us all into pod people.
It's a cookbook! A cookbook!
Aargh!
Don't pay attention to her. She's actually very nice.
Ohh! Aargh!
Sonic! Can't you do anything right?
Your scarf will look brand-new,
but it'll never look as lovely as its owner.
How does this heating pad work? [groans]
A pillow for my maiden fair?
Hey, I'm the medic. I'll give her the pillow.
I want to give her the pillow
so I can be more like my hero Knuckles.
[both grunt]
Agh!
And so I put out the fire using my ice-breath.
It started when Amy threw the heating pad on those newspapers.
She's not very brain-smart.
That's not how it went at all. I'll tell you what happened.
We all agreed the service at Meh Burger was terrible, so we left.
That's when we ran into Perci,
with her little damsel in distress act.
I seem to have fallen from my bicycle and injured my arm.
If only there were some heroic gentlemen to rescue poor me.
- [both giggle] - You're pretty.
Would one of you handsome young men kindly retrieve my bicycle?
[both panting and grunting]
- Whoa! - Ugh!
Even with my friends under the spell of a wicked siren,
I selflessly administered medical care to the temptress.
Oh, you poor sweet thing.
Allow me to tend to your wounds.
Now, let's see to your bicycle. I know where to get it fixed.
Watch out for that government agent!
It starts with jury duty and zoning ordinances
and before you know it... boom,
our tax dollars are benefiting others and not us.
Don't pay attention to her. She's actually very nice.
Aargh!
Sweetie, you rest here.
I'll get a heating pad to make you more comfortable.
Knuckles, would you please clean the scarf?
And, Sonic, maybe it'd be best to just wait for Tails.
No way. I can totally fix this.
Watch this, babe.
My poor little arm is aching so.
If only I had a cushion on which to rest it.
[both grunting]
Let me give it to her!
She wants me to give it to her!
[both] Aargh!
As the only mature one in the room, I extinguished the fire,
which started when Sonic forgot to turn off his welding laser.
You're making that up!
- Reckless! - A scarf in a kiln?
I can't help being attractive. It's a blessing and a curse.
You'd think with three stories one of you would get it right.
Now, let me tell you how it really happened.
I had a minor accident with my bicycle when...
Hi, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, hero extraordinaire.
You don't have a wrench I could use to fix my bike?
No, but maybe I could interest you in some gift-wrapping?
- That's OK. - I can fix your bike.
No, I will.
You're just loving this, aren't you? Having men fight over you.
A modern woman could take care of herself.
I can take care of myself,
but like I said, I don't have any tools.
And I hurt my arm.
I suppose you need me to bandage that up for you?
No, it's just a bruise.
[groans]
[both grunting]
- Whoa! - Ugh!
I need to get moving. Do you know where I can find tools?
- Brrr! - Nice to meet you.
Aargh!
She seems nice.
Allow me. You sit back and relax while Sonic saves the day.
OK, I'll just wash my scarf.
Please, the honour is all mine.
Well, then, I'll just rest my arm.
All right, all right! I'll get you a heating pad.
Talk about a drama queen.
Would you like a pillow?
No! I'll get Perci a pillow.
Oh, now the princess wants a pillow.
[all grunting]
[Tails] Hold it!
How did you get in here in the first place?
We just walked in.
And there weren't lasers or cages or anything like that?
Nope. Just a popping sound and some electrical buzzing.
[sighs] I know what happened.
My new defence system must have short-circuited,
which means I'm the one responsible for the fire.
Classic Tails. So irresponsible.
- Guess we're off the hook! - Who's up for Meh Burger?
I like a guy who's handy.
Subtitling: Eclair Media