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Grrr!

2
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Here you go, kid.

3
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Is this your grandson?

4
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Zing!

5
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I've seen newer
pictures on a cave wall.

6
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- Zang!
- Can it, you obsequious hack!

7
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This isn't even you.
This guy is young and healthy.

8
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And he still has that
sparkle of hope in his eyes.

9
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[groans] I need
some new headshots.

10
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Oh, yeah. Work it, CC.

11
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You've still got it, baby.

12
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Give me pouty, come on.

13
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Now give me tiger. Rarrh!

14
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Who's a funny monkey!

15
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Wow! I've never seen a
professional photo shoot before.

16
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Now roll over and play
dead, baby.

17
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Pretty sure you still haven't.

18
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Hello. What have we here?

19
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He's a waif.

20
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The orphan of our times.

21
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A lost child, oblivious to the
never-ending sea of despair.

22
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How poetic!

23
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Hey, doll-face.
Show's over here.

24
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Hey, Knucks, you're famous.

25
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Cool! Who's the doofus with
the trash can on his head?

26
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Is that the guy
from the newspaper?

27
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I don't know.

28
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He doesn't look like he has
a trash can on his head.

29
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It is the guy that's
in the picture.

30
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Hey, Trash Can Head Guy.

31
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- Sign my newspaper.
- Mine too.

32
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My standards for
celebrity are quite low.

33
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[TV on]

34
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Hey, Wolfie,
get a load of this guy.

35
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If this fashion
trend catches on,

36
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I'm gonna start throwing
trash in my hat.

37
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[laughter and applause]

38
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You, sir, are the master of
biting social commentary.

39
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You're really embracing this
whole Trash Can Head thing.

40
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Yup. You know what people say
when they see me wearing this?

41
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"I weep for the
future of our kind"?

42
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Well, yeah, some of them.

43
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But most people think
it looks wicked cool.

44
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Huh?

45
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Gah!

46
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And that's our show.

47
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Thanks to the
Comedy Chimp Players

48
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and our musical
guest Justin Beaver.

49
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- Good night, everyone.
- [cheering]

50
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Mr Chimp,
someone is trying to blackmail you.

51
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They just dropped off these
horribly embarrassing photos.

52
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Those are my new publicity
shots, bonehead.

53
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Ugh! You could carry groceries
in those bags under my eyes.

54
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Write it down, I'll use it next
time the mayor's on the show.

55
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Those aren't wrinkles,
they're laugh lines.

56
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Gives you character. Ha-ha!

57
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How would you know?
You've done the same shtick for 20 years.

58
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Zing!

59
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Guess I have to
give in to nature.

60
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All natural cosmetic
facial youthification.

61
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Move it, losers.
Evil genius coming through.

62
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Eggman, what do you want?

63
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First I want to
say I'm a huge fan.

64
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And I have something
to offer you.

65
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A magic boot that you rub
and a genie grants you wishes

66
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and I just give
you all my money?

67
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If so, I'm in. Cos the last
one you sold me didn't work.

68
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I want to be your sponsor.

69
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Just put the Eggman Industries
logo on your trash can.

70
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No. You think my
trash can is for sale?

71
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It is not, sir.

72
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I have integrity.
I will not sell out.

73
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10 per cent off all your
Meh Burger purchases

74
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if you slap this sticker
on that head trash thing.

75
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Done and done!
Give me Meh Burgers.

76
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This is it, Wolfie,
the last show before my big surgery.

77
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I was wondering... while you're
gone, who's gonna replace you?

78
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Not that anybody could
ever replace you.

79
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But if you don't have anyone in
mind, I'll throw my hat...

80
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I want you to know your
show will be in good hands

81
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while you're getting
your face overhauled.

82
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And don't worry,
when they ask me to take over full time,

83
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I'll probably say no.

84
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[laughs] You'll be great.

85
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Too great.

86
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The viewers will love him

87
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and I'll wind up playing the
Yuk-Yuk Hut in Gogoba Village.

88
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I need to find a guest host
that no one will take seriously.

89
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A flash in the pan.
A talentless hack.

90
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No, I have a worse idea.

91
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Let's try those
monologue jokes again.

92
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Just read what's
on the cards here.

93
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OK. Here goes.

94
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"So the mayor's in the news again.
Did you hear about this?"

95
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What's so funny about that?

96
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Read the rest of the joke.

97
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Ohh. How come?

98
00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,520
There's a Mr The
Hedgehog to see you.

99
00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,320
Hmm... Doesn't ring a bell.

100
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Hey, Knucks.

101
00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,000
Hey. Did you hear the
mayor's in the news again?

102
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Ba-da-boom!

103
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[Wolfie] You didn't
finish the joke.

104
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We're stoked for you
but are you up to this?

105
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Does a bucket on your head
qualify you to host a TV show?

106
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First of all, it's not a
bucket, it's a trash can.

107
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Secondly, it's not a trash
can, it's a fashion statement.

108
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Fourth, you're just jealous
that I finally found my calling

109
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as a fashion designer
/ model / TV host.

110
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I don't want you to
embarrass yourself.

111
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I'm disappointed in you, Sonic.
In you and the mayor.

112
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
the jokes don't read themselves.

113
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This isn't gonna end well.

114
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[TV on]

115
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Welcome to the
Comedy Chimp show.

116
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I'm your guest host,
Trash Can Head Guy.

117
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- Say, Wolf?
- What is it, O great one?

118
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- Knock knock.
- Who's there?

119
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- The mayor.
- The uh... the mayor who?

120
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The mayor's in the news again!

121
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[cymbal crashes]

122
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[audience muttering]

123
00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,720
This is painful.

124
00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,480
Oh, here's a good one.
What do you call a duck with a...

125
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Wait, no... What's the
difference between a duck and...

126
00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,240
Wait, maybe it's not a duck...

127
00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,440
Can we turn this off?

128
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Let me see those cue cards.

129
00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,080
- Whoa! Aargh!
- [audience laughing]

130
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Zing! You, sir,
are the master of slapstick tomfoolery.

131
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- Ugh! Aargh!
- [laughter]

132
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[whistles]

133
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Wolfie,
my key doesn't work any more.

134
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You are correct, sir.
Locks got changed.

135
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Network's taking the show
in a new direction, so...

136
00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,280
- What new direction?
- More...

137
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I don't know...
Is "trash-canny" a word?

138
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Wait up, TCHG.

139
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Hello, Yuk-Yuk Hut. Unless...

140
00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,800
Help you get rid of
Knuckles as host, eh?

141
00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,160
And what's in it for me?

142
00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,800
You sponsor the first ever live
broadcast of a robot attack.

143
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I'm listening.

144
00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,720
Imagine, a brutal,
horrendous siege with robots, missiles...

145
00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,280
and the Eggman Industries
logo on every bit of it.

146
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Repeat that last part.
I wasn't listening.

147
00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,120
If you sponsor the attack,

148
00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,560
you'll also be the show's
sponsor from now on.

149
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Deal!

150
00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,320
Ugh! Aargh!

151
00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,400
I got to admit this
is pretty funny.

152
00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,799
Fire missiles!
Brought to you by Eggman Industries.

153
00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,559
Uh, what was that?

154
00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,760
This hole was made possible
by Eggman Industries.

155
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,800
Eggman's attacking the studio!
We got to help Knuckles.

156
00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,760
Wait, I want to see
what happens next.

157
00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:55,400
Your new movie sets a new
standard for incredible effects.

158
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Let's roll a clip, shall we?

159
00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,240
Amazing!
It's like it's really happening.

160
00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,360
Need a wall shattered?
Call Eggman Industries.

161
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,200
This battle is sponsored
by Eggman Industries.

162
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You have to wear this.

163
00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,080
Yeah... I don't wear the
logo of the losing team.

164
00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,880
You don't have any Sonic
hats, do you?

165
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- Ow!
- Huh?

166
00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,280
Sticks, you came to my show!
Cool!

167
00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,400
Eggman's attacking!
We need your help.

168
00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,480
I'll be right back after this.

169
00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:55,440
So the mayor's back in the news.
[laughs] It seems that he...

170
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,000
Good to have you back, Knucks.

171
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,280
Good to be back, you guys.

172
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,480
If I ever get carried
away by my ego again...

173
00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:09,760
We'll let you know.

174
00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,960
No, make sure I
get a better show.

175
00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:15,560
Engage Mega Stomp-bot.
New from Eggman Industries.

176
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,080
On my mark... Three, two...

177
00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,280
[grunting]

178
00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,320
What have I done?

179
00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:29,760
Oh, yeah, I got my show back.

180
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,920
Zing!

181
00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,080
[applause]

182
00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,680
Thank you. Thank you.

183
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,280
We'll keep things moving along,

184
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,440
but first I want to thank our new
sponsor, Eggman Industries,

185
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,160
makers of the Kiddie Fun Ball.

186
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,400
[ticking]

187
00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,680
Oh, this is not good.

188
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,960
Subtitling: Eclair Media