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Grrr!

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World record wheelbarrow
race test run.

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- Ready, Knucks?
- Oh, yeah.

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I foresee no problem
doing with my hands

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what the world's fastest
runner does with his feet.

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And... go!

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[splutters]

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Faster? You got it!

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Hot sand.
Hot, hot, hot, hot! Ugh!

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Ohh! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

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We're in the home stretch.
Just the Valley of Broken Glass.

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Huh? Ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

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Ow! Paper cut.

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What's our time, Tails? Tails?

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What? Oh, I forgot to hit "stop".
Can you do it again?

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- Ohh!
- [beeping]

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[Amy] Eggman's finally lost it.
You got to come see this.

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I was in my evil lair all
day waiting for that package.

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I had to take a two-minute shower.
Two minutes!

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When I get out there's
a note on my front door

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saying I missed the delivery
and I need to pick it up here.

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Why not leave the thing
instead of leaving the note?

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Because we require a signature.

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So can I have it?

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Mm-hm. I just need the note
left at your residence.

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But I just signed for it!

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You only have to
sign for it at home.

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To pick it up here you
need the note that we left.

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Why are you complicating
this, sir?

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It's a very simple policy.

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I have a simple policy too.

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Decimator Bot, engage!

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Thuggery will not get you
your package any sooner, sir.

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Tails, initiate
Speeding Swing Surprise.

35
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Aargh! Oof!

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Knucks,
time for a little teamwork.

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How about another
wheelbarrow race?

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Grrr! You haven't seen the last of me.
I'll be back.

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With that note!

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Dude, what happened up there?
You never miss a cue.

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Hey, Tails.

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Huh? What... Oh, yeah,
I was gonna say hi, but then...

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Uh... see you later!

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Oh, I see what's going on here.

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Tails has been hypnotised
by man-eating tomato people?

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Yeah, that... Or our pal Tails
has a crush on that girl.

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What? Who? Zooey?

48
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No, Sticks was right.
Definitely the tomato thing.

49
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Oh, my gosh. Tails is in love.

50
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That is so adorable.
You are so adorable.

51
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I am not adorable.
I'm serious and formidable.

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[both] Aww!

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I just... don't know how
to talk to her is all.

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Don't worry, pal.

55
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You're enrolling in the Sonic
School of Impressing the Ladies.

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That's a good school.

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I studied air conditioning
and refrigerator repair there.

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[Sonic] Right.
First things first.

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When talking to women,
you got to play it cool.

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- Don't show you're interested.
- "Play it cool." Got it.

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If you strike up a conversation,

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be sarcastic and always
have a one-liner ready.

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I'll demonstrate. A local actor
will play the part of "girl".

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I got to fire my agent.

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- Hi, Sonic.
- What's up?

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Would you like to
accompany me to a movie?

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Not sure I have the time.

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Is it something I said or did?
Because I can change.

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No, it's cool.
I'm just super-swamped.

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Can't be tamed. Born to run.
You know how it is.

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Maybe we can get a lime rickey
at the local malt shop sometime?

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Yeah... maybe.
Look, I got to bounce.

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Catch you on the flip side.

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Call me.
We could be happy together.

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[sighs] I have no dignity.

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Works every time.

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I found the note.
It was in the dumpster behind my lair.

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I hope you're happy.
Now give me my package.

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Uh... Um...

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Huh?

81
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Ugh! [Gasps]

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Hi, Tails. Didn't see you.

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Yeah, I'm all like, whatever.
I don't care.

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I'm busy anyway.
Catch you on the flip-flop.

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OK.

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Uh... [sighs]

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[groans]

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It appears that package
is back out for delivery.

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Out for delivery? What? Why?

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- Nobody came to pick it up.
- I came to pick it up.

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That's not what it says here.

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Grrr!

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Your first mistake was going
to Sonic for advice on women.

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Or, as I call them, the laydeez.

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- The laydeez.
- Yeah, now you're getting it.

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What women want is
someone who's manly.

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I'll put that in my
Hello Doggie journal.

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No, dude!

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Manly! You got to lift weights.

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Eat red meat.
Take up woodworking.

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That's what they want.

102
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I don't know.
It seems a little archaic.

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Do women really respond to that?

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[grunting]

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[both giggle]

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Oh, yeah.

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Re-routed? My package has
been re-routed? To where?

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Guatamañana?

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Hey, Zooey.

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I was just at the gym
throwing some weights.

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This table's got some
excellent craftsmanship.

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- What's that? Birch? Cedar?
- I think it's particle board.

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Oh, yeah.
I had a particle board tree once.

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Chopped it down,
built me a cabin out of it.

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[Dave] One Meh Steak.

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Extra rare.

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The redder the better.

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And your Meh Meal toy.

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Ooh! A Hello Doggie pencil
to go with my notebook.

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Uh... I think I left
my band saw running.

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[groans]

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[Amy] You're doing
this all wrong.

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If you want to know what women
want, talk to a woman.

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That's brilliant!
Where can I find one?

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I'm a woman!

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I'm refined and elegant like
a delicate flower, you jerk!

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Now, as I was saying,
girls like romance and chivalry.

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You know, like in the movies.

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Watch and learn.

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[man on TV] How thy
voice is like a songbird.

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Let my eyes feast
upon your beauty

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and my soul be
nourished by your love.

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A thousand roses would not
dare smell as sweet as you.

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Ohh!

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[woman on TV] Oh,
even if thy face is hidden beneath a mask,

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your heart is visible
to me now and forever.

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Ohh!

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- See?
- I'll do it!

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Zooey! Come forth from
your chamber window.

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Uh... hello.

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How now brown cow.

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Your voice is like a
songbird, singing... songs.

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- And you smell.
- What?

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Um...
like a flower of some kind.

145
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Not a stinkweed,
something better.

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I know you have my package in your wagon.
Just give it to me!

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Once it's in the wagon I have
to deliver it to your residence.

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Oh, for the love of...

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Not this train wreck again.

150
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Looking into your eyes is like
looking into a pair of... eyes.

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Nice ones, even.

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- [sighs]
- [groans]

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When a male wishes
to woo a female,

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he must perform a
traditional dating dance

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where he displays his
radiant, colourful plumage.

156
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This must be done
in a public forum

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to assert his dominance
over the other males.

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Well, it's worth a shot.

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- Caw-caw! Caw-caw! Caw-caw!
- [all laugh]

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Tails, are you feeling OK?

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What... I'm great.
Check out my majestic plumage.

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Uh...

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[sneezes]

164
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Well,
as long as you're all right.

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[sighs]

166
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I can't watch this any more.

167
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You got no game, kid.
Let me help you.

168
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You? But you're our sworn enemy.

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In situations this dire,
the bro code trumps the enemy thing.

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Take my advice.

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You'll never land a girl by
acting like someone else.

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Just be confident
in your own pelt.

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And for Pete's sake,
ditch the feathers.

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How do I know I can trust you?

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Believe me or don't.
It's no hair off my moustache.

176
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You're the one doing the funky
chicken in the town square.

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- Your package.
- Finally!

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[chuckles]

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My new background
music generator.

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This'll really make my
attacks more exciting.

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- [thumping beat]
- Ohh!

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[all shriek]

183
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Sweet! Listen to those drums!

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[shrieking]

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Aargh!

186
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- Amy, you and Knuckles head...
- No need, Sonic. I got this.

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Tails! Help!

188
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Hang on, Zooey!

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[slow motion scream]

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[all] I taught him
everything he knows.

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- [all cheer]
- Go, Tails!

192
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Well, that wasn't as
exciting as I'd hoped.

193
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Tails, you were amazing!

194
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Oh! Look who got the
girl by being himself.

195
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I didn't see that coming.

196
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- Do you mind?
- You're welcome.

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[romantic music]

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[Eggman] I'm glad I sprang
for the heart iris upgrade.

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Subtitling: Eclair Media