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Grrr!

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Breaking news!

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An epidemic is spreading
across the globe.

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Beaver Fever!

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I'm not talking about an actual
disease, of course.

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I'm colourfully
describing the mania

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surrounding teen singing
sensation Justin Beaver.

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Girls everywhere are going
gaga for this teen heart-throb.

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They can't get enough of him.

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And suddenly Dad the
anchor-bird isn't cool any more.

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Maybe Justin Beaver will foot
the bill for private school

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instead of buying those
golf clubs he wanted.

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Just what this world needs.

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Another cookie-cutter pop star
force-fed to us by the man.

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You're right,
this Beaver Fever thing

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is clearly a marketing ploy

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to sell sub-standard music
to gullible teenage girls.

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Who could possibly fall for it?

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Isn't Justin great?

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When I heard his first
song, "Girl, I Like You",

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I wasn't sure if Justin was
actually talking about me.

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But then his next
song was titled.

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"Yes,
I'm Actually Talking About You"

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and I totally freaked out!

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How can you allow yourself

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to become a pawn of
the corporate fat cats?

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Before you judge,
just listen to one track.

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I don't want to over-hype it,

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but he's the greatest
entertainer who ever lived!

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♪ Girl, it's time I told you
'bout my serious condition ♪

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[groans]

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♪ I can't stop thinking about
you, I had to call a physician ♪

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[music off]

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Ugh! That was terrible.

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I finally have a soundtrack
for my nightmares.

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I... love it!

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I knew I could rely on Sticks
to be the voice of reason.

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We're through the
looking glass here.

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White is black and
black is white.

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Wait till you hear the rest!

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[both giggle]

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Sticks,
we still on for rock climbing?

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Uh, sure, whatever.

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[giggling]

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Hello? Sticks? You ready to go?

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What happened in here?

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I turned my burrow into a
totes adorbs tribute to Justin.

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Oh,
is that what's going on here?

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Sticks! Sticks! Sticks!

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You are not gonna believe it.

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Justin Beaver is in town

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and he's doing a signing at
the music shop right now!

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[shrieks]

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And he's performing a concert
at Village Centre this weekend!

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[both shriek]

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You really need to
stop doing that.

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What should we wear?

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I'm thinking of wearing
the one outfit I own.

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- Me too.
- [both shriek]

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I can understand Amy fan-girling
out, but Sticks?

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There's something fishy
about this Beaver Fever.

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We need to investigate.

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I hope you ladies are
ready, because here he is.

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The boy who'd sweep
you off your feet

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if he didn't have
such tiny little arms.

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Your favourite global pop
phenomenon, Justin Beaver!

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[all shriek]

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You're the only
fan I care about.

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You're the only
fan I care about.

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You're the only
fan I care about.

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Be my baby! Ohh!

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Just step over her.

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We're not selling enough merch.
Turn it up.

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- [sighs]
- ♪ Yo, yo ♪

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♪ My doc warns me you're
like cholesterol ♪

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♪ But, baby,
I know that you're the best of all ♪

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♪ Take heed of my jingle,
you make my left arm tingle... ♪

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Whatever's going on,
that guy's behind it.

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Music industry
professionals only.

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Don't worry, I got this.

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[blows tunelessly]

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How are we gonna convince this
guy we're in the music biz?

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I know just what to do...

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we'll form our
very own boy band.

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Did you have to bring us down
here to finish that sentence?

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A boy band?
We'll lose our street cred.

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What about our machismo?

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Mmm... cheese-mo.

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I know, but to find out
what's going on with the girls

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we're going to have to man up.

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And by "man up" you mean

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rehearse a choreographed dance
routine in sequined outfits?

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Exactly. It'll take a lot of
work so we'd better get started.

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[funky dance music]

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- Easier than I thought.
- We just have to pick a name.

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We've still got a little
montage time left.

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Knuckles! Stop tearing
pages off that calendar.

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- OK, fine.
- We need to think of names.

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I was saving this name for
if I ever formed a band,

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but how about... Dude-itude?

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Too awesome-sounding.
It needs to be soft and inoffensive.

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- Something like...
- Dreamboat Express?

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- [all] Eww!
- It's perfect.

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Music industry
professionals only.

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We are music industry
professionals.

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We're Justin's opening act.

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♪ Ba ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba ♪

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♪ Ba ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba ♪

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Mm-mm.

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I guess this is the end
of Dreamboat Express.

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Dreamboat Express?

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With a name like that,
you must be professionals. Come on in.

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There he is.
Now to find out his evil scheme.

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Your 3 p.m. got moved to 6 p.m.,
your 6 p.m. got moved to 4 p.m.

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I guess it makes sense he
wouldn't reveal his evil scheme

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the exact moment we
happened to be listening.

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Shifting gears,
how's our evil scheme coming along?

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Looking good.

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Tonight Justin will
debut his new single

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which has 50% more mind control.

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Perfect!

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Any female within
a five-mile radius

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will be turned into a
mindless consumer zombie,

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and I'll be reaping the profits.

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[laughs]

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Mind control. That explains it.

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Intruders! Get them!

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Mind control?
That's preposterous.

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Justin would never do that.
He and I have a special bond.

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Us too. He even wrote
a song only about me.

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It's called "Every Single
Girl I've Ever Met".

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But it's true!

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Justin's producer conveniently
revealed the whole scheme

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right in front of us.

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Talk about lazy writing!

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Trust us, guys,
we're not under mind control.

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Let's get to that concert

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and spend our life savings
on Justin Beaver merchandise.

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[both shriek]

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Don't worry,
I know just what to do...

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since the mind control is
embedded in the music track,

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there must be an opposite
sound frequency to counter it.

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We just need to find it.
Thus, the Measure-ometer!

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It's fun to bring people a
long way to finish a sentence.

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It really is.

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And now here he is,

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the nocturnal,
semi-aquatic rodent of your dreams,

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Justin Beaver!

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For me to calibrate
the Measure-ometer,

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we need to get on that
stage without being seen.

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- Hey, you there!
- [all] Huh!

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The show's starting.

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The opening act needs
to be up on that stage.

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[all whistle]

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Man, I'm good at my job.
What would they do without me?

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Has it discovered the
counter-frequency?

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Not yet.
We have to stall Justin.

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[cheering]

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- Who are you?
- Dreamboat Express!

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Ugh, I hate that name.

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And we challenge
you to a sing-off.

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What are they doing here?

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♪ You should expect the
expected and nothing more ♪

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♪ Cos you've all heard this
song and dance before ♪

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♪ Our moves are stale,
our harmonies bland ♪

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♪ Cos we're just another...
whoo... generic boy band ♪

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Wow, they're pretty good.

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I'd love to meet
those guys some day.

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♪ I've got a bold confession ♪

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♪ And I think it's
time you knew ♪

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♪ I'm into you
specifically, girl ♪

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♪ And no other girl will do ♪

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[both] He's talking about me!
In your face!

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♪ Yo, yo, yo, we're bringing it
weak and we're bringing it lame ♪

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♪ Whatever we can do to
keep it all the same ♪

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♪ We're focus-tested
and radio friendly ♪

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♪ The only thing that
matters is we stay trendy ♪

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♪ You're unique,
you're complex and interesting, girl ♪

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♪ And I'm not being hyperbolic ♪

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♪ Let's carve our
name into a tree ♪

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♪ It's vandalism, but symbolic ♪

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♪ You should expect the
expected and nothing more ♪

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♪ Cos you've all heard this
song and dance before ♪

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♪ Our phoney baloney
image is planned ♪

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♪ Cos we're just another...
huh... generic boy band ♪

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♪ Won't you please
be my special girl? ♪

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♪ We'll do the things
you want to do ♪

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♪ And take a trip to
that place you like ♪

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♪ And be home before curfew ♪

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♪ Ooh-ooh ♪

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[shrieking]

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[Tails] The counter-frequency!

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Of course.
I should have known all along.

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- [rock guitar]
- Drop that generic fat beat!

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Not rock and roll!

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Ladies and... uh... ladies,

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prepare for the bad boy musical
stylings of... Dude-itude!

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♪ You thought we'd
never beat the Beaver ♪

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♪ But now we're here
to make you believers ♪

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♪ Sonic and crew,
rocking with the chemistry ♪

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♪ Crummy boy band
music is the enemy ♪

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- Ugh!
- [all sigh]

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What happened? Where are we?

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I don't know,
but listen to that sweet guitar solo.

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[all sigh]

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Your power rock has freed me
from the evil of mind control.

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I can move into an industry

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where I won't be exploited
by unscrupulous producers.

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Hello,
humiliating reality TV series!

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I'm ruined! I'm ruined!

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- We're here!
- [all] We're Dude-itude!

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♪ And though you may
find us crude and rude ♪

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♪ We have to conclude
you'll come unglued ♪

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♪ Now that you've heard us ♪

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♪ Dude-itude! ♪

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Subtitling: Eclair Media