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Grrr!

2
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Come on, these decorations
aren't gonna hang themselves.

3
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Oh, aren't they?

4
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They still didn't hang themselves.
Your machine did it.

5
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Not cool, Tails.

6
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Take those things down.
You're gonna attract bugs.

7
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And aliens. And kumquats.
And list jokes.

8
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Come on, guys, lay off him.

9
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Way to ruin New Year's, dude.

10
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Is that the holiday
where a giant rabbit

11
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breaks into your house
and hides painted eggs?

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Knuckles,
forget about your crazy holidays

13
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and help get this ball
on top of that pole.

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When it drops to the bottom,

15
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then it's exactly midnight
and the start of the new year.

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Don't trust her, Knuckles.
I told you about the kumquats.

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[gasps and grunts]

18
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You really "dropped the ball".

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[laughs]

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Not cool?

21
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- [bouncing]
- Huh?

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[laughs crazily]

23
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OK, Ball-bots, let's roll.

24
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Ugh! Huh?

25
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Ugh!

26
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- Urrgh!
- Agh!

27
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Oh, what's the use?

28
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The decorations look
great, Tails.

29
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And this'll make a great
New Year's Eve ball.

30
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Great...
here it is, New Year's Eve

31
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and I haven't fulfilled my
resolution from last year.

32
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Was that the one to become
a more benevolent master?

33
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I'll show you benevolent,
you bag of bolts.

34
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Clearly one of us doesn't
know what benevolent means.

35
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Two of us!

36
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All I wanted was to have one
decisive victory over Sonic.

37
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Just one. I'm so miserable,
I barely enjoyed smacking you.

38
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It's sad when we no
longer enjoy our hobbies.

39
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Well, don't you worry, sir.

40
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I've dreamed up a
New Year's Eve party

41
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that'll really put the
spring back in your step.

42
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If you pull out
a checkers board,

43
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I'll sell you for scrap metal.

44
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[upbeat music]

45
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[all laughing]

46
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Why are you dressed like that?

47
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Isn't New Year's the holiday
where you put on a costume

48
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and prank strangers who
don't give you candy?

49
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That's not a holiday.
It's extortion.

50
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I'm hearing a lot of words but
I'm not seeing any candy, lady.

51
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Soar the Eagle reporting
live from Village Centre,

52
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where the New Year's
festivities are in full swing.

53
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People have come
from far and wide...

54
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men, women, children,
celebrities, politicians,

55
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some nut in a hot dog suit.

56
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I think he's talking about me.

57
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It would be hard to find anyone
who's not having a great time.

58
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I could jump you there.
Or there.

59
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But then you could jump me there.
Or even there.

60
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But... ooh...
I can double-jump you there and...

61
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Grrr! This is the worst
New Year's party ever.

62
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Well, it is now.

63
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Let's not forget
dear old Orbot's

64
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famous mouth-watering
slow-cooked New Year's roast.

65
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It, too, is just a sad
yet succulent reminder

66
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of how quickly everything
else in life moves.

67
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A slow-cooker is truly

68
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one of life's most poetic
small kitchen appliances.

69
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If only everything
moved at the same pace

70
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as the marinating
juices of my roast.

71
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Then I'd have another chance to
fulfil my New Year's resolution.

72
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If I can just harness the
technology of this slow cooker,

73
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I can create a
slow-motion machine.

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- And what would that do?
- Slow everything down.

75
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Giving me more time before the
end of the year to defeat Sonic.

76
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There it is...

77
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the power source that makes
a slow cooker cook slowly.

78
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And I thought it was
a mixture of patience,

79
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low heat and collected
condensation.

80
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Nope. Glowing energy ball.

81
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Welcome back to Comedy Chimp's
New Year's Adequate Eve,

82
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sponsored by Meh Burger,

83
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home of the new ten-alarm
super atomic chilli.

84
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Ten-alarm?
This thing's barely ketchup.

85
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I mean, I'm sure it'll
kick in eventually.

86
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Let's see who's out celebrating.

87
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- How about you, sir? Excited?
- You bet!

88
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I hope the obese man watching me
sleep doesn't think I'm naughty,

89
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or he might not sneak into
my house and leave presents.

90
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Right. Oh, there's the Mayor.

91
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Mr Mayor, a word?

92
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Uh, look, the allegations
that I used the town's money

93
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to buy myself a vacation
island are totally untrue.

94
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I was gonna ask you to say a
few words before the countdown.

95
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Oh, well, in that case

96
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I just want to wish everyone
a very happy New Year.

97
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You're all welcome to visit me
on my private vacation island.

98
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I mean, if I ever get
one, of course.

99
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No more questions.

100
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[music and laughter]

101
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We're gonna slow this next one down...
for the ladies.

102
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Huh?

103
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- [panting]
- Sonic, my little friend.

104
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And by friend I mean enemy.

105
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Happy New Year!

106
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By happy I mean awful and by New
Year I mean not yet New Year.

107
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- What's going on here, Egghead?
- Isn't it obvious?

108
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My slow-motion machine has
slowed everything down.

109
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Slow, of course,
for you is just normal speed.

110
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- What about you?
- If you'd paid attention

111
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in evil scientist school

112
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to get your father's
approval, you'd know that...

113
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Oh, can't we just skip ahead to
the part where I destroy you?

114
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Let's go with a classic.
Laser beam!

115
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[yawns]

116
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Nice try, Egghead.
Your father would be proud.

117
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Robots, attack!

118
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[distant buzzing]

119
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They'll be here in a
minute, just hang on.

120
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I can't wait around all
day for your slow-bots.

121
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All right. Need a new plan.

122
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Here's an idea.

123
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I destroy your slow-motion
machine and we call it a day?

124
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Brilliant plan, Sonic!

125
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Oh, wait, forgot to mention,

126
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if you do that,
everyone and everything

127
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will be stuck in
slow motion forever.

128
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- [groans]
- Let's settle this

129
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with one final test
of our abilities.

130
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Just you and me. One on one.
Mano a mano. Peaches and cream.

131
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If you win, maybe, just maybe,

132
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I'll switch my machine off

133
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and return the world
to its normal speed.

134
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Did you just say
"peaches and cream"?

135
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Quit stalling!

136
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[slow humming]

137
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- Bam! Game over!
- Grrr!

138
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That would have been more
dramatic at normal speed.

139
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Eggman, I won fair and square.
Shut off your machine.

140
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Give me one more shot.

141
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Woooargh! Ugh!

142
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Ha-ha!

143
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Oof!

144
00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,920
[yawns]

145
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Ha-ha-ha!

146
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Bingo! Gin! Checkmate!

147
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I can't believe it's
come down to this.

148
00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,600
Man, I hate checkers. Ugh!

149
00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:09,040
Grrr! Ugh! Grrr!

150
00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,920
[slowly] Ten...

151
00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:19,360
Grrr! All I wanted was a chance
to beat you at one thing.

152
00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,320
Just once before
the end of the year.

153
00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,240
Is that too much for
a villain to ask?

154
00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,080
You did all this just to notch
some kind of victory over me?

155
00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,280
Maybe.

156
00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,440
I guess I have been
pretty dominant this year.

157
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You guess? You guess?

158
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I made a New Year's resolution
to beat you one time this year.

159
00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,919
And here I am,
ten seconds before midnight,

160
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and I can't even win a
simple game of checkers.

161
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[slowly] Nine...

162
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Tell you what.
You've got a couple of seconds left.

163
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In the spirit of the New Year,
I challenge you to a dance-off.

164
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A dance-off?
What, are you making fun of me?

165
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,440
Not cool, Sonic.

166
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[slowly] Eight...

167
00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:59,040
I'm serious. The end of the year
is a time for having crazy fun.

168
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,840
What's more fun
than a dance-off?

169
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,200
[slowly] Seven...

170
00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,480
- So, we gonna dance or what?
- Check this!

171
00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:07,720
[beeping]

172
00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,600
[electronic dance music]

173
00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,240
- What?
- [slowly] Six...

174
00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,040
All right, all right. My turn.

175
00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,960
[electronic dance music]

176
00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,280
[slowly] Five...

177
00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,400
Here goes nothing.

178
00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,480
Aaargh!

179
00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:51,040
- Oh.
- [slowly] Four...

180
00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,880
Looks like you won, Egghead.

181
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I won! I beat Sonic!

182
00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,880
Ha-ha-ha! Hey, everybody!

183
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,080
- Oh, right.
- [beeping]

184
00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:06,040
Three, two, one!

185
00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,760
[all] Happy New Year!

186
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,400
Ha-ha-ho-ho!

187
00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,320
Hey, everybody. I beat Sonic.

188
00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,880
Kneel before me.

189
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,080
- What are you talking about?
- It was a dance-off and I won.

190
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,080
Didn't you see?
It was right here.

191
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,320
Technically it happened
in the blink of an eye.

192
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:32,600
- Nobody saw anything.
- What? But... but... Ohh!

193
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,440
Well... nobody but me.

194
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,680
Happy New Year, Eggman.

195
00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,160
Happy New Year,
you blue son of a gun.

196
00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,160
Hey, guys. I just saw my shadow.

197
00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,000
Six more weeks of winter!

198
00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,960
[both laugh]

199
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,960
Subtitling: Eclair Media