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Grrr!

2
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Agh!

3
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Ohh!

4
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We've never faced an
enemy so powerful.

5
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Looks like we've
finally met our match.

6
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We should never have doubted
the awesome skills and power

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of... Dave the Intern?

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[laughs]

9
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And now my wrath shall
rain down upon you like...

10
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um... like rain!

11
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But painful rain!

12
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Like when you're not expecting
it and then bam! Rain!

13
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Now prepare to meet your doom!

14
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Ohh!

15
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[growling]

16
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Aargh!

17
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Agh! Please, Dave,
I'm begging you for mercy.

18
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I have no mercy.

19
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I work in the fast
food industry.

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[laughs]

21
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[woman] David,
what are you doing down there?

22
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Nothing, Mother.

23
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Are you gonna play with
your dollies all day

24
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or are you gonna go out
and try to be a villain?

25
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They're action figures.

26
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And I am a villain, remember?

27
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I'm a founding member of
the Lightning Bolt Society.

28
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A bunch of losers!
Why can't you be more like that Dr Eggman?

29
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He is such a wonderful
horrible person.

30
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I'm horrible too.

31
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You don't know what I can
do or what I'm gonna be.

32
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You don't know. I'm bad!

33
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I have bad things that
you don't know about.

34
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I'll be evil, you'll see!

35
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This may very well be our
most devious scheme yet.

36
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Yeah, when people try to pick
up these coins we've glued down,

37
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they'll be terribly
disappointed.

38
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[all laugh]

39
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Dave, you want in on
this sweet action?

40
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Sorry, but my mom says I can't
hang out with you guys any more.

41
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You're not a bad
enough influence on me.

42
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[groans]

43
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Ooh, a quarter!

44
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Let me grab that before
the owner comes back.

45
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Evil schemes...
dastardly plots... I've got it!

46
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I may not have super
villain powers,

47
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but maybe I can replicate them.

48
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Once I activate this freeze ray,

49
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Sonic and his friends will be
immobilised in ice forever.

50
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[laughs]

51
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[all sigh happily]

52
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Now, that's what I call
a cool summer breeze.

53
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[sighs]

54
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With this magnifying glass

55
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I'll harness the power of
the sun to fry those fools.

56
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[laughs]

57
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Cool!

58
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[disco music]

59
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[sighs]

60
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Minions of the jungle,

61
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I command you to
attack and destroy!

62
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[squeaking]

63
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Yes! Nibble!

64
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Nibble with... vengeance...

65
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[happy squeaking]

66
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- [groans]
- [clapping]

67
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Wow. That's some A+
villainy you got there, kid.

68
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Did you learn
nothing as my intern?

69
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Step aside, son,
and watch a master at work.

70
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Feast your eyes on my brand
spanking new electro-cage,

71
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a sure-fire way to capture
Sonic and his dingus friends.

72
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Ooh! Villainy!

73
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To be a super villain,
you need super villain technology.

74
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What do you have?

75
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A dinky cardboard helmet and an
employee discount at Meh Burger?

76
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That's not true.

77
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You don't get a discount
unless you're management.

78
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I'm sick of everyone
saying I'm worthless.

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- Ohh!
- [squeals]

80
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Aargh!

81
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Uh... what's going on?
Where am I?

82
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[heavy breathing]

83
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You're in my evil
underground lair.

84
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Looks like a finished basement.

85
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I said it was
underground, didn't I?

86
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You'll never get away with this.

87
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I bet Orbot and Cubot are
on their way to rescue me.

88
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Do you get the feeling
something's missing?

89
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- I don't know.
- Wait! I know.

90
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My cup and ball toy.

91
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Now I think about it,
I'd better get comfy here.

92
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Breaking news from
the world of villainy.

93
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Perennial powerhouse Dr Eggman

94
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is no longer the
top villain in town.

95
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We've received
this shocking video

96
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from that loser who always gets
my order wrong at Meh Burger.

97
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Dr Eggman has been
replaced by me,

98
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the newest King of
Villainy, Dave the Intern.

99
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No, wait. Dave the In-vincible!

100
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Sonic, as your new arch-nemesis,

101
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I challenge you to battle.

102
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Cower in fear before me!

103
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[mother] David! Come upstairs
and try on your new pyjamas.

104
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I got the ones with
the race cars you like.

105
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Mom! You're embarrassing
me during my manifesto.

106
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With me is Sonic the Hedgehog.

107
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Sonic, what do you make of this?

108
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Well, to be frank, I'm happy to
have Eggman out of the picture.

109
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Ha! Hear that, Dave?

110
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Sonic's happy I can
no longer attack him.

111
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I win! Oh, wait, I'm in a cage.

112
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As for Dave...
honestly, he's never really been a threat.

113
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Unless you consider serving
under-cooked beef a threat.

114
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[both laugh]

115
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Food-borne illnesses are
not to be laughed at.

116
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- But Dave the Intern is.
- [both laugh]

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- [laughs]
- Silence!

118
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I'll show Sonic
not to laugh at me.

119
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Oh, you get used to it.

120
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All I need is a little muscle.
And I know just where to get it.

121
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Don't even think
about going to my lair

122
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and taking control of
my evil technology.

123
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I was just gonna join a
gym and work on my biceps.

124
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But stealing your technology
is a way better plan.

125
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[laughs]

126
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Why did I disrespect Dave? Why?

127
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Vengeance shall be...
Come on, you stupid thing, turn!

128
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Whoa!

129
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Vengeance shall be... Whoa!

130
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He seems to think vengeance
shall be something.

131
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I'm just not clear what.

132
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This is really hard to watch.

133
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Whoa!

134
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- We got to stop that thing.
- I'm on it.

135
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Stay here and keep Dave from
hurting himself and/or others.

136
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I'm gonna heroically
leave to get help.

137
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[grunting]

138
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Grrr!

139
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No wonder Sonic hates being captured.
This is unpleasant.

140
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Next time I design a trap,
I should include some amenities

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like magazines, a beverage
dispenser, shuffleboard...

142
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Stuff to make the prisoner
feel welcome and appreciated.

143
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Eggman, Dave is running
rampant with your Octopus-Bot.

144
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He's not using the ink, is he?
Those cartridges cost a fortune.

145
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That's how they get you.

146
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Can I rescue you first?

147
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Rescue me? I'm not getting
rescued by my arch-nemesis.

148
00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,000
My friends won't
let me forget it.

149
00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,160
- What friends?
- I got friends!

150
00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,440
I don't need to prove
anything to you.

151
00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,360
Just let me break
you out of here.

152
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I can break myself out,
thank you very much.

153
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- What's going on down there?
- Nothing, Mrs Dave's Mom.

154
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- You almost got us in trouble.
- You started it.

155
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Quit being a baby.
Let me rescue you.

156
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- I'm not a baby!
- Don't make me come down there.

157
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Oh, no. She's coming.

158
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Fine, let me out.
The controller's over there.

159
00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,480
Just don't tell
anyone you rescued me.

160
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- Hey, guys, I rescued Eggman.
- Oh, jeez! Come on!

161
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Whoa!

162
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So, Egghead,
how do we shut this thing down?

163
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Like I'm gonna tell you how
to shut down one of my robots.

164
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Be careful!
I just had him waxed.

165
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Ha-ha!
Yee-ha, I'm Billy the Echidna!

166
00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,680
Ouch! Right in the tentacles.

167
00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,760
You got to tell us
how to shut it down.

168
00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,560
I don't got to tell you squat!

169
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,720
Oh, come on!

170
00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,080
If you're gonna use the
ink, at least hit the guy.

171
00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,160
Oh, man,
this is so gonna cost me.

172
00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,320
Why don't you get the
off-brand refill kit?

173
00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,400
Why don't I just flush my money
down the toilet while I'm at it?

174
00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,000
Those things never work.

175
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Fine,
I'll help you shut it down.

176
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There's a switch between
the upper and lower beak.

177
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Where's that?

178
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On the undercarriage,
near the siphon.

179
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It's basic Octopus anatomy.

180
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You're not getting anywhere
near my undercarriage.

181
00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,440
Whoa!

182
00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,840
I'm finally gonna make Mom proud

183
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,800
by destroying
Sonic the Hedgehog.

184
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I should capture this
moment for posterity.

185
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Whoa!

186
00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:16,120
Oh, he moved the mirrors
and changed all my presets.

187
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,320
And the change cup is empty.

188
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,160
I know I had money in there.

189
00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:23,160
- [woman] Get me out of here!
- Mother?

190
00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,440
David, are you responsible
for destroying my house?

191
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,520
[sighs] Yes, Mother.

192
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,000
That's a terrible thing you did.

193
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,960
I am so proud of you!

194
00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,720
So I'm not a loser?

195
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,720
No. You're... a villain.

196
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:42,600
I think our work here is done.
Come on, gang. Let's go home.

197
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Hey! A quarter!

198
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,720
Ugh!

199
00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,040
[all laugh]

200
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,960
Subtitling: Eclair Media