Grr!
[music from end credits]
I liked that movie, but the beginning was kinda slow.
Sonic, you just don't understand how movies and TV shows work.
They always have a little filler material
before someone bursts in to get the real story started.
Guys, check out my new invention, a super antenna!
It's so strong that when you hook it up to a TV
it picks up broadcasts from the past.
This hour of radio is sure to get your toes a-tappin',
brought to you by lead-based paint and asbestos,
the perfect combination for your baby's nursery!
Can it play music from our childhood?
- It will in about 80 years! - [all groan]
Great job, Tails.
I think it's a useful invention.
Thanks, Knuckles!
It makes a great backscratcher.
Not bad, Knuckles!
Looks like there's another inventor in town!
- Hey, fellow inventor! - Knuckles,
I'm kinda busy right now.
See that light switch over there?
- Sure is far away, right? - Uh-huh...
There's got to be a better way.
Now there is, with the "Remote 2000"!
- Pretty sweet, huh? - It sure is... something.
Yeah, well, now that I'm a bona fide inventor,
I figured we could collaborate.
You can learn from me, and... who knows?
I might even learn from you.
I doubt it. Inventing takes dedication,
tenacity, stick-to-it-iveness, perseverance, a good thesaurus,
- and... - What's that?
Oh, that's my iSwatter. It homes in on insects and -
- Neat! Can I invent that? - What?
No. I already invented it. You're looking right at it.
Gotcha. Can I invent this?
- That's a turkey sandwich. - Interesting. I know!
I could invent a device to cut things, the "Scissors 2000".
Ooh! Or how about a machine to brown bread, the "Toaster 2000"!
You sure you don't have someplace else you have to be?
Nope. It's just you and me.
All day.
It's a little thing I invented called "Friendship 2000"!
[sighs]
[laughing] He tried to invent a turkey sandwich?
That was one of his better ideas.
How do I tell him he's not an inventor
- without hurting his feelings? - Don't worry.
He'll get over this phase before you know it.
Tails! You gotta see this! Oh, sorry, guys.
Inventor stuff. You wouldn't understand.
You were saying?
Check it out! "Robot Battle Royale."
It's an anything-goes tournament
for inventors to test their mettle
with metal-on-metal action!
- You in? - Uh, I don't know, Knuckles.
Not sure that's the best use of my time.
Oh, I get it. You're chicken!
- Oh! - Oh, no, he didn't!
I'm not chicken. I just don't have anything to prove.
That's all right, Tails. It's gotta be tough knowing
there's a new, hotshot inventor in town,
and you're just yesterday's news.
Oh!
Knuckles, I appreciate your enthusiasm,
- but I'm really not interested. - Not interested in losing...
- to me! - Boom!
- Shots fired! - Dang, son!
That's it! Knuckles, you're not an inventor!
You just add the number 2000
to the end of things that already exist!
If you want me to embarrass you in front of everybody, fine.
- I accept your challenge. - Yeah!
Let me ask you guys a question.
Are you tired of eating turkey and bread in separate bites?
Nice.
Impressive.
They can't all be winners.
Ooh, that's quite the robot you got there, Tails.
Thanks! Hypno-Bot's able to take control of any opposing robots
within 100 feet, Mr Mayor!
Oh, please, "Mr Mayor" is my father.
You can just call me "Mayor".
[crashing]
A robot brawl. Finally, some culture in this town!
- Eggman! - Oh, please.
"Eggman" is my father.
You can just call me "Dr Eggman".
Time to get started!
I'm going to need the override codes for both of your robots.
But what if you need the override codes?
Oh, that wasn't the key to the lock box.
Tonight, you'll see the finest, most technically advanced,
modern marvels ever to grace our fair town.
And they're gonna smash each other to bits!
[cheering]
Now, without any further ado, let's get ready to watch
what's going to happen!
Prepare to get fries with that!
- You go, Tails! - Yay, Hypno-Bot!
Hmm. What? Yeah!
Can I get fries with that?
[laughs]
[raucous laugh]
[booing]
- [yapping] - Aww! It's so cute!
[groans]
[cheering]
Come on, Vacuu-Fan 2000! Show 'em what you're made of!
That's not what I meant!
[yapping]
[squealing]
Aww.
This is it! The final battle!
[powers down]
Come on! No, no! Not now!
Ha, ha, ha! You built that robot to take control of other robots,
but now your robot-controlling robot is being controlled!
How'd you get the override codes?
Made by Eggman Industries.
[booing]
Well, that was underwhelming.
But in the grand scheme of evil Eggman plans,
I think we got outta this one pretty unscathed.
[murmurs of agreement]
Oh, by the way, Tails,
now I've taken control of your robot-controlling robot,
I'm going to your workshop
to take control of all your other robots!
I don't really have robots. I have inventions.
I know that, but it sounds better my way.
We've gotta go after him!
Has anyone seen the key to the Mayor-cycle?
We've gotta get Hypno-Bot away from Eggman!
Tails, I dunno... invent something!
Don't worry. I'll help you. Inventors stick together!
Ooh! Note to self, "Inventor Glue 2000".
- Maybe we could make a... - No!
- Or try to build a... - No!
Please, let me think. I'm the inventor here.
Maybe you are,
but at least I didn't program any override codes
into my Vacuu-Fan 2000.
And believe you me, I was tempted!
- But I didn't know how. - That's it!
- Knuckles, you're a genius! - Yes, I are.
- Don't you see? - I'm a genius, not a visionary!
Your invention doesn't have robot AI.
It's too stupid to be affected by Hypno-Bot!
Stupid or murder?
Uh... Go get your robot. We have work to do!
Not that I don't understand,
but could you explain the plan one more time?
Because I don't understand.
Since Vacuu-Fan 2000 can't be controlled remotely,
it's the only robot that can get me close enough
to regain control of Hypno-Bot.
My baby's all grown up.
What's that?
Knurples' robot is joining my army!
Welcome! Welcome!
- I got this! - [gasps] No!
It's, uh, it's my first robot.
Aww, you sentimental son-of-a-gun.
I remember my first robot.
His name was Zippy and... I don't have time for this!
I'm finally defeating Sonic, and nothing is gonna stop me!
Hey! You can't do that! I already declared victory!
Hypno-Bot, make 'em dance!
[music starts]
I can't watch this any more!
Great job! We couldn't have done it without you.
Thanks, but I couldn't have done it without Knuckles.
Good work, fellow inventor.
- So, what will you invent next? - Oh, I'm giving up inventing.
It's time for a new hobby! Perhaps extreme couponing.
Ooh! Or clog dancing.
Or maybe... inventing.
- [yapping] - Look who came back!
- Ooh... puppy wuppy! - You know, Tails,
with this Hypno-Bot of yours,
Eggman's robots will never be a problem again.
[yapping]
Bad puppy!
Subtitling: Eclair Media