Grrr!
One Meh Cheese Regal, hold the Ordinary Onions.
So-so Sauce on the side.
Here.
This is a Something's Fishy Sandwich.
- So? - It's not what I ordered.
And the head is still on it.
And it's still alive.
Fine.
- Here. - Ugh!
You want it to go?
Me! I'm open!
Sonic, pass it to here! Coming to you, Sonic!
Ugh!
Uh... goal!
Hey, your Meh Burger looks weird.
It's not a stupid Meh Burger. I made this myself.
Ah, so it's a Me Burger.
An Amy Burger.
See, I took the original name and did a clever twist on it.
- Yeah, clever. - I thought it was clever.
Don't patronise me.
Speaking of patronising, let's go be customers at Meh Burger.
Meh Burger is horrible.
The people of this unnamed village deserve better.
I'm gonna open a restaurant with good service,
a pleasant, inviting atmosphere...
- And a moat? And laser turrets? - Probably not.
You know nothing about running a restaurant.
If I let knowing nothing stop me from doing something,
I'd never do everything.
I'm really gonna do it. I'm opening a restaurant.
Are you guys with me?
- Yeah. - What are we doing?
Don't blame me when it's overrun by invaders.
Present spatulas!
Good. Very nice.
Sticks, that's not a spatula. Lose it.
Knuckles, your hat is on backwards.
Where did everyone go?
I'm about to teach Dave the Intern
a lesson he'll never forget.
Every teacher I ever had said that, and they were all wrong.
I forgot every lesson. And how to feed myself.
Oh, false alarm. I do remember.
Welcome to Chez Amy,
where our motto is "At least we know what you ordered".
[excited chatter]
Agh!
You win this round, but just you wait!
[customers chatting]
See? People want good service.
Dave the Intern can't compete with that.
[Dave] Ahoy!
The new Meh Burger Drive-Through Express is now open.
That voice from the sky is right.
Why are we wasting our time here
when we could be using a drive-through?
- Because none of you have cars. - [all] Oh...
Don't worry, Amy. It's just a stupid gimmick. It'll pass.
Yes, it will. Especially when I have my own stupid gimmick.
[whistles]
I'm excited to announce that, starting today,
every customer will receive...
uh... a Chez Amy...
magic fun lump.
Magic fun lumps?
I'm going to collect all four.
[excited chatter]
[Amy] Agh!
Day two of the battle of the buns,
and already Meh Burger finds itself in a real "pickle".
Can it "ketchup"?
Will Chez Amy "meat" the challenge?
"Lettuce" wait and see.
[laughs]
Hello, Pulitzer.
How are you folks doing?
Magic fun lump for the kids?
They're fun to throw!
Ugh!
Guys! Chez Amy is all about service.
Friendly, smiling, happy service.
Now get your lazy butts in gear!
Knuckles, quit eating the Amy Sauce!
You haven't won yet. I shall have my revenge!
Mm, that Meh Burger was delicious.
[excited chatter]
- Burger me. - Make mine pre-chewed.
Shoot it in my mouth.
I've designed a food delivery system that bypasses the mouth
and inserts the food directly into the customers' stomachs.
Ugh! Amy, you've totally lost sight of why you're doing this.
I'm doing this to destroy Dave the Intern
and his unerring instinct for what the public wants.
I don't care what they want. I know what they need.
Good service with a warm, friendly smile.
Now tell them to get in here!
This is nuts.
I'd like a Meh Burger.
Here.
That's disgusting! Give me a new one.
Sorry, I'm on break.
Grrr!
Eggman? What do you want?
Revenge. Domination. Destruction.
But first, a sandwich of some sort.
Why don't you just go to stupid Meh Burger like everyone else?
I did.
But that jackanapes behind the counter
was too "busy" to serve me.
And my blood sugar was too low to hatch a plan to destroy him.
Ooh! Now, that's good.
And the service was so fast.
Giving me your plate was a tad unhygienic,
but still, I'm impressed.
- Huh... Anyone else hungry? - No, I'm full.
Let's go to Amy's restaurant for lunch.
Huh?
Let's have lunch at Chez Amy.
We'll never get past the moat.
And if we do, she'll make us work and yell at us.
OK, we won't go.
I think going to Amy's restaurant is a great idea.
Don't patronise me.
[customers chatting]
That was delicious. Why isn't this place packed?
Clearly I don't know how to bring in the customers.
Well, I do.
Make me your partner and I'll fill the place.
And together we'll bring Meh Burger to its knees.
Even though it's a building.
[customers chatting]
I don't know how you did it, but you turned things around.
It was simple. I blew up Meh Burger last night.
- You what? - Look, I'm a villain.
I have a limited playbook.
That's coming out of your pay cheque.
Ooh, look! It's that fellow from Meh Burger.
He seems sad.
Now's your chance to rub salt in his wounds.
Go! Go and taunt your vanquished foe.
Grind your heel into the carcass of your defeated enemy.
Humiliate him and brush away the fragments of his confidence.
I felt bad for him, so I gave him a job.
OK, you've got a lot to learn
about foe-vanquishing and salt-wound-rubbing.
Here at Chez Amy we offer service with a smile.
A what now?
That thing you do with your mouth
where it turns up at the ends?
Remember, the customer always comes first,
so make sure you give them exactly what they want.
Can I go on break now?
First get me an Amy Royale.
- I'm on my break. - Grrr!
- Can I get... - We're out.
Grrr!
The soup is cold and the salad is hot.
How is that even possible?
Do you have to do that here?
OK, I'll move.
You can't. Don't you see the cones?
Uh... Fine, I'll stay. Get me a sandwich.
Ow!
- Someone help me up. - [Dave] I'm on my break!
- Grrr! - [giggling]
That's it! Prepare to be eliminated.
- [rumbling] - What's going on?
The annihilation of that upstart by my army of robots.
But this is half your restaurant.
Like I said, I don't have a lot of plays in the playbook.
If it makes you feel better, I'll just destroy your half.
Sonic, I need some help at the restaurant.
Amy, we don't want to work for you.
Eggman's robots are attacking...
I'm happy to help with that.
Ha-ha!
Wah! Wah!
So do I still get my break?
From now on
I'm leaving the food service to the professionals
and doing the kicking butt with my friends.
As a thank you for rebuilding Meh Burger,
this is on the house.
Subtitling: Eclair Media