1 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,000 Grrr! 2 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,200 Tails, I need jumper cables. 3 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,160 You got any duct tape? 4 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,600 - How about a battery? - Anti-matter? Self-generating? 5 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,960 I don't know. Something with a lot of juice. 6 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,360 Anti-matter is on the top shelf behind the video games. 7 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,560 Thanks. 8 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:55,000 Ha! Initiate Spinning Blades of Death! 9 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,400 Spinning Blades of Death? I guess that sounds safe. 10 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:03,920 Woo-hoo-hoo! 11 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,519 Activating hyper mode. 12 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,600 Yeah! 13 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,320 - [bleep] - Oh. Sonic here. 14 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,040 Sonic, did you return the book I lent you to the library? 15 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,000 Um, not yet. 16 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,800 [Knuckles] Aargh! 17 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,440 It's due today. 18 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,760 If you don't return it on time I'll have to pay late fees. 19 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,040 Late fees! 20 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,640 Slam on your worry brakes, Amy, I'm all over this. 21 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:26,800 Not a problem. 22 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,680 Problem. I can't remember where the book is. 23 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,160 When I can't find something, I retrace my steps. 24 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,400 OK, what did I do yesterday? 25 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,320 Oh, yeah, that's where I left it. 26 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:09,680 - Got it! - Nice. 27 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,560 But why didn't you take it straight to the library? 28 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,720 Because you helped me track it down 29 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,000 so you must share the glory of this victory. 30 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,360 And I didn't think of that. 31 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,720 I feel glorious. And victorious. 32 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:24,640 Now get going. The library closes in... seven minutes. 33 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,600 Plenty of time. Not a problem. 34 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,760 I feel glorious too. No, wait, that's nauseous. 35 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,080 Seven minutes? I'll get this to the library in ten seconds. 36 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,840 I'll have six minutes 50 seconds 37 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,480 to eat a chilli dog, relax on the beach and read a book. 38 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,360 Which I'll no longer have. But still. 39 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,640 After you. 40 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,400 No, please. After you. 41 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,200 I have all the time in the world. 42 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:56,440 I thought the same thing when I was your age, sonny. 43 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,520 Did I ever tell you about the time 44 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,560 I got a soda out of the vending machine 45 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,440 without putting money in? 46 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,440 Uh, no, we just met. 47 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,680 Oh, it was the best day of my life. 48 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,360 - Going fishing? - For aliens. 49 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,800 I dreamt about badminton and teacups last night. 50 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,360 And you know what that means? 51 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,240 Let's pretend that I don't. 52 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,080 It means aliens are coming 53 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,040 or I'm going to a badminton tea party. 54 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,680 But I'm not taking any chances. 55 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,200 Well, good luck with that. 56 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,400 Don't mind if I do! 57 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,680 Actually, I'm not sure what I want. 58 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,680 There are so many choices. 59 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,560 Should I have a Meh Burger, 60 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,720 or a Meh Burger with cheese, 61 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,920 or a double Meh Burger, or a double Meh Burger with cheese, 62 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:15,720 or a Super Meh Burger, or a Super Meh Burger with cheese? 63 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:16,880 I know... 64 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,279 I'll have a hot dog. 65 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,800 But should I have a hot dog with sauerkraut, 66 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:25,520 or a hot dog with onions, 67 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,960 or a hot dog with mustard, or a hot dog with... 68 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,840 How about a chilli dog? 69 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,440 Actually, a chilli dog sounds delicious. 70 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,840 Would you like something to drink with that? 71 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,160 Something to drink? Hmm. 72 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,720 Should I have a soda or a water or a shake or a juice... 73 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,800 Juice. Have juice. Everyone loves juice. 74 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,720 I'll have juice. 75 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,600 - Would you like to have... - He doesn't want anything else! 76 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,520 [engine revs] 77 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,080 You cut in front of Motobug. 78 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,840 He held my place while I was in the little villains' room. 79 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,640 Sorry, Egghead. I didn't see him. Go ahead. 80 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:09,440 No, no, please. You're Sonic the Hedgehog. 81 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:13,800 You deserve to be next. Go on. I insist. 82 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,400 Well, I am in kind of a hurry. Thanks, Egghead. 83 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,960 One chilli dog, please. 84 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,920 I'd like a chilli dog with extra relish. 85 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,000 Sorry, we're sold out. 86 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,920 [Sonic gulps] 87 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,480 Want a bite? 88 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,360 No, I don't want a bite. I want my own. 89 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,200 We have some at the warehouse two villages over. 90 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,160 [sighs] 91 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,800 Be right back. 92 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,720 Did I ever tell you about the time I got a free soda? 93 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,360 Yes! 94 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,760 There it is. 95 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,880 Do you mind if I go first? 96 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,360 Did I ever tell you about the time 97 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,680 I found some money on the street? 98 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,880 You got to be... No, we just met. 99 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,840 I used the money to buy a soda, 100 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,480 so it was like the soda was free. 101 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,240 I wish I liked soda. 102 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,400 I asked for extra relish. 103 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,800 You got me thinking, sonny. 104 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,880 Today's the day! 105 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,440 I'm headed home to drink my soda. 106 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,800 Aha! 107 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,400 Gotcha, alien! 108 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,400 You're not an alien. 109 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,680 Really? You think? 110 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,600 Get me out of here, Sticks! 111 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:39,000 Um, OK. Which one was it again? 112 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,720 You got to be kidding me. 113 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,600 [groans] 114 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,240 You're welcome! 115 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,720 Plenty of time. 116 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:56,920 Oh, come on! 117 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,840 Huh! I need a straw. 118 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,720 Sonic! Sonic! 119 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,920 I have a flat tyre and I'm late to feed my children. 120 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,240 Can you help me fix it? 121 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,160 Um, I have a book to return, then I'll come back, I promise. 122 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,480 Two minutes, tops. 123 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:20,080 Oh, that's OK. Growing children don't need nutrition. 124 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,640 It just keeps them healthy 125 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,240 and stops their bones from getting brittle. 126 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,680 I'll just fix this flat myself. 127 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,400 My sciatica's flaring up, 128 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,680 but I'm sure I'll only be laid up for a week or so. 129 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,360 You go return your book 130 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:37,039 while I struggle painfully and injure myself. 131 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,840 [groans] 132 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:45,960 Done! 133 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,000 Book, please. 134 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:56,520 Eat this, you line-cutting, relish-forgetting rodent. 135 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:59,320 I ran to the warehouse and got you a chilli dog. 136 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:00,880 Doesn't that count for anything? 137 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,720 No! You ruined my chilli dog moment. 138 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,000 OK, fine, I'm happy to battle you over this, 139 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,440 but can I return this library book first? 140 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:12,320 I'll show you exactly the same consideration you showed me. 141 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,040 None! None consideration! 142 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,640 All this over a chilli dog? 143 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,000 It's the principle! 144 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,920 I'm sure you'll think twice about cutting in line next time. 145 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,280 Did someone get pushed to the back of the line 146 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,760 one too many times in elementary school? 147 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,440 It was middle school, and those girls were vicious. 148 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,200 Minions, attack! 149 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,360 Sonic! We got your back! 150 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,640 Still plenty of time to get to the library. 151 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:06,960 OK, where's the book? 152 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,760 You mean my book? 153 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,960 The one you were returning, that you said was not a problem. 154 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,160 I still have 30 seconds. We're fine. 155 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,920 Give me that! 156 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,160 But... pictures. 157 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,720 See? And ten seconds to spare. 158 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,520 We're closed. 159 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,720 You're not. There's seven seconds left. 160 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:36,920 I closed early. 161 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,880 I'm taking my assistant to get some of those chilli dogs. 162 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,120 Chilli dogs? 163 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,400 Thanks, Egghead. 164 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,040 Told you I'd get it here on time. 165 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,960 Subtitling: Eclair Media