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Grrr!

2
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- [laughs]
- [beeping]

3
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Oh, that is so true.

4
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Everything OK?

5
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Nothing a little solder and
a kind word couldn't fix.

6
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Not you, you idiot.

7
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I feel better already.

8
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Quit clanking your bolts.

9
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I'm chatting with my new buddy

10
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who, unlike you,
is very intelligent.

11
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Hey, you told me you
forgot the Wi-Fi password.

12
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Were you also
lying when you said

13
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cartoons would rot our head...
think... boxes?

14
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Nominatus, meet my hopelessly
incompetent robots.

15
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Wave at him.

16
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Pathetic. [Laughs]

17
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[laughs] LOL!

18
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I'm sick of being unappreciated.

19
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It's time to venture
out on our own.

20
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Yeah! Can we venture
out on our own together?

21
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Of course.
We'll make new friends.

22
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Moto Bug, stay strong.

23
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Titanium Bee-Bot,
keep buzzing the good buzz.

24
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And, Robot Crab,
see a doctor before that thing spreads.

25
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A real doctor, not Dr Eggman.

26
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So I said, "Reprogram you?
I hardly know you!"

27
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[laughs]

28
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That story gets funnier
every time you tell it.

29
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I know, right?

30
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Ooh, before I forget,

31
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I'll show you the schematics
for the new lair defence system.

32
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Prepare to be impressed.

33
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Goodbye, boss. We're leaving.

34
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Don't try to talk us out of it.

35
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Huh? No, I'm fine.
No lunch for me.

36
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So where were we?

37
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Oh, it's all controlled
from the central hub.

38
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I painted the access panel purple.
Is it too much?

39
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Hey, dudes!

40
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What are you two doing here?

41
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We're hoping for service,

42
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despite the fact that we
have neither shoes nor shirt.

43
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What's Eggman up to?

44
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Oh, we're done with Eggman.
I swear!

45
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We'll prove it by revealing
something about him.

46
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Yeah, let's see...
He sleeps with an evil night light.

47
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He sings in the shower.

48
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There's a hole in
the lair's defences.

49
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- Stop.
- He's bald!

50
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They're telling the truth.
I knew about that hole.

51
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- And I knew he was bald.
- All right, you guys can stay.

52
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- Yes!
- So... who's up for charades?

53
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[groans] That reminds me,
I've got to chop my arm off.

54
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Sonic, you forgot your axe.

55
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I have to build traps for when
you ultimately betray us all.

56
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Sorry, guys,
I've got to go think of an excuse

57
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not to hang out with you.

58
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Uh-oh.

59
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Oh, look at the time!

60
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I got to go... do something...
somewhere else.

61
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What shall we do
in your absence?

62
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Yeah, and what will we
do when you're gone?

63
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Try this video game.

64
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You run, roll and collect
rings as fast as you can.

65
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Oh, that sounds terrible.

66
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[door shuts]

67
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[both grunting]

68
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Rock, doughnut, Thursday?

69
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[both] Rock, doughnut,
Thursday, shoot!

70
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I win. Rock smashes doughnut.

71
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No, no.
Doughnut makes rock delicious.

72
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[both grunt]

73
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[beeping]

74
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[computer] Virus detected.

75
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Virus detected.

76
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[laughs crazily]

77
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[laughs crazily]

78
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[laughs]

79
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[Eggman exhales]

80
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You were right.
I did need an evil nap.

81
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No...
We've got to go warn Dr Eggman.

82
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Dr Eggman, your friend is evil!

83
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Yeah? So am I.

84
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Goes with the territory
of being an evil genius.

85
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[both laugh]

86
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He's plotting against you.

87
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And he stole your coffee mug,

88
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which I then found

89
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and am not lying
about right now.

90
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Who fired my laser?

91
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Your underlings are correct.

92
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You should never
have trusted me.

93
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Now I've taken complete
control of your lair.

94
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But I love my lair.
It's where I do all my lair things.

95
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Your world is so
illogical, so messy.

96
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I'm eliminating all life forms

97
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and I'm using your
tech to do it.

98
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Robot Crab,
I told you to see a doctor.

99
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Now you've got pink-eye too.

100
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[beeping]

101
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[laughs crazily]

102
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Wait! Come back!

103
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I'm in a vulnerable
emotional state.

104
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[laughs crazily]

105
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An evil virus has taken
control of Eggman's lair

106
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and is about to destroy
the entire world.

107
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And why should we believe you?

108
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[Eggman] Aargh!

109
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That'll work.

110
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[gasping]

111
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How many of these
things are there?

112
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Too many. We need to go
directly after the virus.

113
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- You mean like a cyber attack?
- I can do it from my computer.

114
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Hold them off as
long as you can.

115
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Yeah! And no slacking.

116
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I'll be back to check on
you when the battle's over.

117
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- Ooh, I've got mail!
- And you're the smart one?

118
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It's no good.

119
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I can't neutralise the virus
from outside your firewall.

120
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We need to get
inside the computer.

121
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There's no way to do it.

122
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There is if you have
an artificial brain.

123
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[squeaks]

124
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They're artificial but they
don't have a brain between them.

125
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Yah! Brrr!

126
00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,280
Is this massage Swedish
or deep-circuit?

127
00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:07,960
Ugh! Brrr!

128
00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,840
Oh, shiatsu!

129
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Cubot, might I say you
look dashing in 16-bit?

130
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Actually, it's 17-bit.

131
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Hi-yah!

132
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Ugh! Next time you should
"bee" more careful.

133
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That wasn't funny the
first 67 times you said it.

134
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Hi-yah!

135
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Next time he should
"crab" more careful.

136
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You're just trying to annoy me.

137
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You thinking what I'm thinking?

138
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Yeah. What if the princess
is in another castle?

139
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Get in the plane!

140
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Button!

141
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Any last words, friend?

142
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Yes. Up, up, down, down, left,
right, left, right, B, A, start.

143
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,480
[rapid beeping]

144
00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,040
[bang!]

145
00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,440
[laughs crazily]

146
00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,840
- I ain't fighting him.
- Neither am I.

147
00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,600
[laughs crazily]

148
00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,000
Ha! Hm?

149
00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,640
Rock, doughnut, Thursday?

150
00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,320
[both] Rock, doughnut,
Thursday, shoot!

151
00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,880
I win. Doughnuts are
half-price on Thursday.

152
00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,160
No, the doughnut store's
closed on Thursday.

153
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,720
This game... it makes no sense!

154
00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,960
[both] Rock, doughnut,
Thursday, shoot!

155
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Rock smashes Thursday.

156
00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:46,280
You can't use Thursday.
It's not an object.

157
00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,640
Ooh, nice move.
But you forgot about leap year.

158
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Logical reasoning impossible.

159
00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,800
Game... incredibly stupid.
Too stupid.

160
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Fatal error.

161
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,160
[both] Wow!

162
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,880
[both whistle]

163
00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,840
Once again I've
led us to victory.

164
00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:15,240
Hey,
there's no I in multiplayer.

165
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,200
So I guess we should... fight?

166
00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,320
Oh, I'm all fighted out.

167
00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,520
Me too.

168
00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,920
I'm going home to prepare
a new diabolical plan

169
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,320
while you give me a sponge bath.

170
00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,520
[both whimper]

171
00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:36,960
As for you,
I will destroy you...

172
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,800
Hm... let's see...

173
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:42,480
How about next week?
Does next week work for you?

174
00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:45,880
- Yeah, I'm open.
- Great. Destroy you then.

175
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,960
Subtitling: Eclair Media