1
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Grrr!

2
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Agh! Help me!

3
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Ha-ha-ha!

4
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[shrieking]

5
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That moth-bot is no
match for my swat-a-pult.

6
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Knuckles,
we are code green for moth bait.

7
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Hey! Look at me!
I'm having an idea.

8
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I need to model my robots

9
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after something that's
not so easily distracted.

10
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Knuckles!
You got a moth on your tail!

11
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You can't trust moths, they read minds.
Turn left!

12
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No! My left!

13
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He's under the moth's
mind control now.

14
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We have no choice
but to destroy him.

15
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- I'll release the mothballs.
- OK, fine, we have a choice.

16
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[groans]

17
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Ow! My neck!
You cheated, hedgehog.

18
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What?
How do you cheat in a fight?

19
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Fight's over, cheater.
Pull me out of this piece of junk.

20
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Be careful, I'm injured.

21
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Yes! Victory is mine.

22
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It's a tainted victory.

23
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Yes! Tainted victory is mine.

24
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Excuse me, sir,
are you Sonic the Hedgehog?

25
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Ha! Guilty as charged.
So, what'll it be, kid?

26
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Autograph?
You want your picture taken with me?

27
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Maybe a bite of this
comically large sandwich, huh?

28
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You've been served.
Dr Eggman is suing you.

29
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Sure you don't want a bite?

30
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Most of it will go to waste.

31
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Eggman is suing me?
Nobody's gonna take this seriously.

32
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It's the trial of the century

33
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that everyone is taking
very, very seriously.

34
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This will ruin the
life of whomever loses.

35
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Brought to you by Meh Burger.

36
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Mmm!

37
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Let's get a statement
from the defendant.

38
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The only thing I'm guilty
of is being awesome.

39
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You heard it,
Sonic says he's guilty.

40
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[Sonic] Of being awesome.

41
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Hey,
who's the news reporter here?

42
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Come on, Eggman,
you're not fooling...

43
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Agh! Help! Sonic's attacking
me unprovoked again.

44
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Leave me alone, you brute!

45
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[all gasp]

46
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[sighs]

47
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Thanks for making
me your lawyer.

48
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I couldn't be more proud if
you actually believed in me

49
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instead of thinking
this trial is a joke.

50
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I'm glad my contempt for the
situation worked out for you.

51
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Where did it go?

52
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Ah-ha-ha!

53
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All rise for the honourable and
lithium-ion-powered judge-bot.

54
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[all gasp]

55
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I'm OK.

56
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Let all who come before me know

57
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that I have been programmed
to be fair and impartial

58
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and to in no way
favour Dr Eggman,

59
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the great man who created me.

60
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[groans]

61
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Heh-heh-heh!

62
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Why are there
cockroaches on my bench?

63
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TW Barker, Your Honour.
Counsel for the plaintiff.

64
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I intend to prove
that Sonic T Hedgehog

65
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wilfully and maliciously
attacked and permanently injured

66
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my client, Dr Eggman.

67
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Boo!

68
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Please refrain from such
outbursts in my courtroom.

69
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Now commence your
opening statement.

70
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That...
was my opening statement.

71
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Isn't it true that Dr Eggman
was attacked by Mr The Hedgehog

72
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while doing nothing more than
taking a leisurely evening drive

73
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in a harmless
moth-shaped vehicle?

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Harmless?

75
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Eggman's robots destroy
mountains, level cities,

76
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put songs in your head
that you can't get out.

77
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♪ If frogs had wings
and snakes had hair ♪

78
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♪ And automobiles went
flying through the air ♪

79
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No more music!

80
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All Eggman's robots
must be destroyed.

81
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[all gasp]

82
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I mean... heh-heh-heh...
not you, Your Holiness.

83
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- [laughs]
- Oh, boy.

84
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Mr Orbot, is it?

85
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Would you describe Dr
Eggman as kind and honest?

86
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- No, not really.
- Grrr!

87
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Oh... because those words
aren't strong enough.

88
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He's kind-er and honest-est.

89
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Good save, Orbot.

90
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Turn off your internal dialogue
switch, fool. Show the film!

91
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[jaunty music]

92
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[all sniff]

93
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Heh-heh!

94
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Boss, now that we're done
faking that evidence,

95
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you want me to return this
stuff to the costume shop?

96
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Grrr!

97
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Finally!
A witness I can rely on.

98
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Could you tell us
what it is you admire

99
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about Sonic the
so-called Hedgehog?

100
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So many things.

101
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He's fast. He's cunning.

102
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He can destroy any opponent
with a single spin dash.

103
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He's got a lovely
singing voice...

104
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My! He sounds like
the total package.

105
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You bet.

106
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If total package means a
fast, crafty menace to society

107
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bent on the destruction of
anyone who disagrees with him.

108
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- Oh, man.
- I never said that.

109
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That's right.
I left out "lovely singing voice".

110
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[all laugh]

111
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Now, these opponents that Mr The
Hedgehog mercilessly destroys,

112
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can you name one that he battles

113
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with a regularity that
boarders on formulaic?

114
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Um... I guess he
battles Eggman a lot.

115
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Aha! How long did you think
you could keep that from us?

116
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Objection, Your Majesty.
We're losing.

117
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Overruled. But yes...
yes, you are. Badly.

118
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I rest my case.

119
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That guy's good.
You should hire him as your lawyer.

120
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I'll be fine.
People know the truth about me.

121
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The number one reason you
might get attacked by Sonic...

122
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you've been telling jokes about
him all week on your late show.

123
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Uh-oh.

124
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[fast music]

125
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We'll be right back...
unless Sonic puts me in the hospital!

126
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[Wolf] You, sir,
are fearless in your comedy. Hey-o!

127
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Well, now,
I'm just a simple country lawyer.

128
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I'm not as sharp
as Mr Barker here.

129
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I don't know how to do
that fancy lawyering.

130
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Heck, I don't know how to
do simple things like...

131
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putting on mittens.

132
00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:07,960
I don't even know

133
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which end of the toothbrush
goes in your nose.

134
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Why, I'm dumb as a rock...
just like you good folks.

135
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[all growl]

136
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[groans]

137
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The defence calls... Knuckles.

138
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You're not gonna trap me
with your lawyer tricks.

139
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I know how this works.

140
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I've seen hospital
shows on the radio

141
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where they sometimes have
lawyers who trap people.

142
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What was the question again?

143
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So tell me, Mr...
Knuckles, is it?

144
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Is Sonic capable of doing this
kind of damage to Dr Eggman?

145
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Are you kidding? No way.

146
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He's scrawny, weak and pathetic.

147
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I always have to
bail him out of jams.

148
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He's an embarrassment.

149
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What a loser.

150
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Quite frankly,
it sickens me to look at him.

151
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[groans]

152
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So, could Sonic hurt
Eggman like this?

153
00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,920
Well... um...

154
00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,520
Answer the question!

155
00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:08,840
No. No. Sonic is way too lame
to do that kind of damage.

156
00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:13,160
There, I said it.
I said it. [sobs]

157
00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,200
Hey, I'm totally capable
of whaling on Egg...

158
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Eggs Florentine for breakfast.
I call 'em "whaled-on eggs".

159
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For the love of all that's holy!
That save was worse than mine.

160
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I'd rest my case but I hope
there's another fist sandwich.

161
00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,600
So, has the jury
reached a verdict?

162
00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,320
Actually,
we need to deliberate first.

163
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Yes, of course.
That would be the impartial way to do it.

164
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The jury shall go to
the deliberation room

165
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while the rest of us have a
groovy, hippy-theme dance party.

166
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['70s-style rock music]

167
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[birds chirping]

168
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Some party, huh?
My mouth feels like it's full of socks.

169
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,160
Oh, wait. Urgh!

170
00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,880
I was wondering where that was.

171
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[door opens]

172
00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,200
Here comes the jury.
Oh, man, they look serious.

173
00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,360
Has the jury reached a verdict?

174
00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:09,320
Actually, we have, Your Honour.

175
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,720
And would the jury care
to share it with us?

176
00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,960
Actually, we would.

177
00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,320
Am I going to have
to make you say it?

178
00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:24,160
Actually,
what was the question again?

179
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- Guilty!
- Of being awesome?

180
00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,920
To make the verdict official
I'll just pound my gavel and...

181
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- [Amy] Not so fast!
- Huh?

182
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- Huh?
- Huuuh?

183
00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,240
That's not a gavel.

184
00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,000
This is a gavel! Hi-yah!

185
00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,120
Huh?

186
00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,840
Hey, look at Egghead.
He can move his head just fine.

187
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000
What? I mean... yow! Ow!

188
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,600
[sobs]

189
00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,960
Save it, Eggman.

190
00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,720
Grrr!

191
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,440
Fine! You leave me no choice.

192
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,640
Not that I wasn't going
to do this anyway. Ha!

193
00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,720
[shrieking]

194
00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,560
Order in the court!

195
00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,560
Yeah, I'll have one of
those fist sandwiches.

196
00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,320
[cheering]

197
00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:14,720
Uh-oh. I... uh...
well, you see...

198
00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,120
I leave town for a bee-keeping
seminar and look what happens.

199
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,000
I'm Soar the Eagle,
reporting live from the courthouse

200
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,280
where we're told there
is breaking news.

201
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:29,680
Ha!

202
00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,440
I'll give you something
to sue me about!

203
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:37,800
Grrr!

204
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,520
Well, that wraps things up.

205
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,160
Stay tuned for Comedy Chimp's.

206
00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:44,320
New Year's Eve Rockin'
Bananaganza coming up next.

207
00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,480
- Well, that was anticlimactic.
- Hey-o!

208
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,960
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