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Grrr!

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[Eggman] Junk. [Shredder]

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Junk. [Shredder]

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Junk. [Shredder]

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Junk. [Shredder]

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Evil Boot Warehouse.

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Paper jam.

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Orbot!

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No, you imbecile,
I don't want to shred this!

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It's the key to our future!

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- Do you know what it this is?
- Robotic women

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who love us for our minds and
aren't into looks or money?

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No. Our home,
and by that I mean my home,

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is going to be featured
in Modern Lair Magazine!

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Here. Read the exposition.

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"A photographer's assistant will
do a site inspection tomorrow

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to consider you for our
'Island Fortress' issue!"

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Let's give this lair some flair!

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When you bots are done,

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make sure my roller
coaster is in tiptop shape.

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[smashing glass]

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[screaming]

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[mewing]

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Perfect.
It's all coming together!

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When the assistant arrives,
he'll take one look at my lair

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- and exclaim...
- You call this a lair?

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How dare you?
Listen, you pompous little pipsqueak,

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I'll crush you like a bug!

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Not if you want your
lair in our magazine.

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You can't do this to me!

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Modern Lair brings our
readers a contemporary,

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upbeat take on evil.

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Your idea of evil is totally
retro, without the irony.

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Your lasers are a
ridiculous shade of blue.

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And please rotate that
Bunsen burner 90 degrees

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- before I get sick.
- Give me a chance!

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- I'll spruce up the place.
- I'll give you a week.

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I'm gonna need help

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from someone with a real
feel for colour and shape.

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Definitely gonna have
to outsource this one.

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I know!

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My seat cushions with
floral upholstery

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that complements each
guest's colouring are ready.

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The ice sculpture has melted
enough to hide the marks...

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And I dug a trench
around the table

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and filled it with broken glass.

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I might have used rose
petals, but we'll go with it.

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Sonic, how are you doing
on those fruit drinks?

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[snoring]

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Why am I not surprised?

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Tails,
where's the soothing music?

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Right here!
But I thought it would be better

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if I gave it a little boost.

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Knuckles,
are my grilled pheasants ready?

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Not now, Amy, I'm busy.

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[falsetto] Oh,
please don't cook me, Knuckles!

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Today turned out a lot
different than I expected!

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Sticks, sometimes I don't
know why I go out of my way

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to make things nice
for these guys.

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You deserve better.

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I mean, this table!
It should be hanging in a museum!

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[war cry]

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Back, villain! Just give me the
signal, and I'll clam him!

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Don't let the fact that I
constantly try to destroy you

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lead you to believe I'm
here to destroy you.

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I just want to hire
Amy to redo my lair.

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[laughing]

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Come on, Amy,
you're not buying this.

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Is it so hard to believe Eggman
might respect my talents?

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Well, yeah.
Wait, that came out wrong.

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I accept.

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- Don't go with Eggbreath.
- You can't trust him.

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- He's evil.
- I can take care of myself.

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Splendid! My lair awaits.

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After you.

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Don't look at me!

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I didn't use her lovingly
prepared meal as a puppet!

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So, where do you want to start?

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You have total creative freedom.

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Make this lair so fantastic

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that they'll want to
put it on the cover!

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And then I'll say "No"!
[evil laugh]

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- Why?
- Sorry.

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Old habits are hard to break.

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Er, it's great, but...

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I'm not sure about the colour.

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It just doesn't say

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"contemporary,
upbeat take on evil".

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This colour is called "Contemporary,
Upbeat Take on Evil Blue".

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Hmm. Too much plaid?

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Maybe a little.

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The rose petals and
laser light show

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add a certain regal flair,
but do we really need... that?

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I've never felt so free!

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- [door bell]
- It's him!

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Hello! What a surprise!

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He hates it.

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I knew those unicorns
were too much.

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I can explain.
The one to blame...

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- I love it.
- Is me.

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Yes, I really outdid
myself, didn't I?

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- What? It was my design!
- Under my supervision.

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- And my execution!
- With my direction!

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I just have one note.

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A 40-hour workweek
for the cherubs?

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[crash]

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Danger up the entryway a little,

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and, who knows,
you might make the cover.

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I'll be back tomorrow
with the photographer.

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Did you hear that? The cover!

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Great.
Have fun "supervising" yourself.

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I'm outta here.

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Ah!

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- Really?
- What did you expect?

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I'm a supervillain!

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Now, once you're finished
"dangering up" the entryway,

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I want to put in an
evil screening room.

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Cheer up.
At least I appreciate you,

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unlike your so-called friends.

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Burned food just doesn't
taste the same without Amy.

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Knuckles,
you're eating a napkin.

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Yeah. I knew that.

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- Knuckles is right.
- What?

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Not about the napkin-eating.
About Amy.

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We need to make sure she's OK.

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Yeees?

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We came to get Amy.
Is she done yet?

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Amy has decided to become
my full-time decorator.

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She doesn't want anything
to do with her old friends.

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Wow. Never thought
Amy'd abandon us.

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I don't think she did. Come on.
Let's find a way into this lair.

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[sniffs] Eww,
what is that smell?

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It's us.
We snuck in through a sewer pipe.

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I was wondering how long it
would take for you to miss me.

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We may have a hard time saying
it, Amy, but...

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- Well, you know.
- Yeah, I know.

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There's no way we're going
out the way we came in.

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Care to do the honours?

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[slurps]

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[bang]

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Sorry about the door.
Oh, and I quit.

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No one quits my employ unless
I dismantle them first!

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It's true!

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After you.

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I... um... You're early!

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Apparently.

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You're fired.

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Ride the roller coaster.
That always cheers me up.

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Wait! Please! Forget the cover.

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How about a smaller spread?
A couple of pages? A page?

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A snapshot buried behind
some cleaning-product ads?

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Would have been nice to see
my designs in a magazine.

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Oh, well, maybe some day.

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I can't guarantee you
a magazine spread,

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but I do know a shack
you could redecorate.

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Really? I've wanted to fix
that place up for years.

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- Oh, Sonic, it will be amazing!
- Just a few things.

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My coconut-husk
collection is off limits.

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And no washing, painting,
plastering or cleaning.

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But other than that,
you have total creative freedom.

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