Grrr!
[deep breath]
It's down to this final toss for the echidna from Angel Island.
He'll need a score of four to take the championship.
Can he do it? Can he score a four?
The crowd is on their feet.
Can you get on with it already?
Denied! Three coconuts is not quite four.
Look!
[yawns]
Ow!
- Uhh! - Ha-ha!
They've done it! They've achieved the impossible.
The team of Knuckles and Sonic
has bested the team of Sonic and Knuckles.
Wait a minute. You were playing against yourselves?
No. Weren't you listening? We beat Sonic and Knuckles.
Ha! In your face, Sonic and Knuckles!
Behold, rodents!
Prepare to face the most fearsome destructive force
ever to grace this or any other world.
It'll just be a minute. Feel free to talk amongst yourselves.
Your doom is coming, I assure you.
Hmm...
[mooing]
Ah, here it is now.
This is Cow-bot.
Moo!
- It's a cow. - It's a cow-bot.
- [all laugh] - What? What's so funny?
Cow-bot? That's the lamest thing you've ever come up with.
Not true. There was Spoon-bot, Cry-bot, Math-bot.
Oh, and who can forget Lame-bot?
Wait, what am I saying?
- Yeah. - Forgot about that one.
My breakfast is plotting to kill me.
[beeping]
Oh, time to move my laundry to the dryer.
I leave you in Cow-bot's capable hooves.
Let's destroy this thing so we can get back to coconut hurl.
Did I mention that Cow-bot is filled with mootonium,
a pun-based radioactive compound?
Destroy him and he'll vaporise everything in a 20-mile radius.
Toodles!
Moo!
He's firing cud missiles.
My record!
If we can't smash that thing, what can we do?
Looks like there's an access panel on top.
If I can get to it, maybe I can reprogramme Cow-bot.
Time to tip this cow.
I'll distract him.
[all] One...
Any day now, guys.
Two...
- Three! - Four! Er... I mean three.
[all grunt]
Moooo!
That should do it.
Or not.
Moo!
Er, Tails, what's going on?
Not sure.
Its original programming was to destroy Sonic.
So since I reversed it...
It's going after Eggman. Classic.
No, it's not classic. It's awful.
That thing's a killing machine. If it explodes, no more Eggman.
And on laundry day? Not cool, Sonic.
[groans] Fine. I'll go warn him.
Tails, you come with me. Bring your science stuff.
You got it, Sonic.
And while you're there, ask him how he gets out grass stains.
His whites are always so white.
Tails, wait here.
Who knows what kind of crazy defences Eggman has.
Huh, nothing. You think you know a villain.
Oh. I wasn't expecting company.
Yeah, I figured that out.
Er, don't you have some kind of defence system? And pants?
Funny, I used parts from my defence system
to make the cow-bot I sent to destroy you.
How did that work out?
Tails reprogrammed it. Now it's on its way here to destroy you.
Good luck. Toodles!
You can't leave me without my defences.
I'd be... What's the word?
Defenceless?
Shall we bring your defence systems back online?
No. Unless you've activated Cow-bot's Stage Two directive.
My defences would be useless.
That's not that red eyes thingy, is it?
- Yeah. How did you know? - Lucky guess.
The only way to stop Cow-bot is upgrade Eggman's defence system.
You'd do that for me
after all the terrible, yet totally justified,
things I've tried to do to you?
Good thing I told you to bring your science stuff, huh, Tails?
You work on Eggman's defences. I'll gather up parts.
And, Eggman, put on some pants.
- [ding] - Ha-ha!
[beeping]
When Cow-bot comes in range, Eggman lowers the force field.
I zap Cow-bot with the freeze ray
and, Tails, you fly over and disarm it.
All right, let's rock!
Ha-ha!
Let's butcher this bovine.
I think we have some time.
You wanna go inside? I got cocoa.
[slurps]
That is some interesting cocoa.
Guess my secret ingredient.
If he says "love" I'm outta here.
Hmm... Is it nutmeg?
Close. It's actually a tablespoon of garlic powder.
That explains the texture.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Coaster!
Were you raised in a barn?
[whirring]
- Urgh! - Guess the secret ingredient.
- Garlic? - Nope. Love.
Just kidding. Garlic.
And I thought he was annoying when he wanted to destroy us.
[TV on]
Don't go in there. It's a trap.
Can you believe she went in?
Yeah, and after you warned her and everything.
[growls] So what do you guys do for fun?
Here we are at the coconut hurl grand championship.
Sonic the Hedgehog will toss his arch rival, Dr Eggman.
Let's join the game, already in progress.
[grunts and groans]
Ooh! That's going to be a penalty.
[mooing]
Hey, I've got an idea.
They've done it! A new record.
- [cheering] - Ha-ha!
We've been up forever. When is Cow-bot gonna get here?
You're so impatient, Sonic.
Sometimes you gotta slow down and enjoy life.
Here, have a roasted marshmallow.
Mmm. Sticky, but good.
Really good.
I never get to do stuff like this with Orbot and Cubot.
Marshmallows always gunk up their circuitry.
That's the problem with having no friends.
Yeah... Hey, you know who I hate?
That Dave the intern. Am I right, huh?
I never gave him much thought.
Are there any more marshmallows?
Hey, Sonic, bro to bro, what's up with you and Amy?
- [boom! Boom!] - [yawns]
Moo!
Wake up! Wake up!
- Engage defence systems. - Turning off the force field.
Uh, I'm having some trouble here.
It's gunked up. My hands are sticky with marshmallows.
It's game over, man. Game over.
Marshmallow!
If they gunk up our machinery, they'll gunk up Cow-bot's too.
How can we reach the access panel?
Ready... Aim... Fire!
I said "aim".
Oh, was that meant for me?
Ready... Aim... Fire!
Moo-ooo!
[mooing and beeping]
- It worked! - That's the beauty of teamwork.
Not teamwork. My master plan.
I tricked you into helping me upgrade my security system.
Now I can use your own tech against you.
Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?
I really need to stop doing that thing where I gloat
and explain exactly what you need to do to stop me.
Our work here is done. Come on, Tails.
Dr Eggman? May we come out now?
- No! - Ooh, marshmallows!
Subtitling: Eclair Media