Grrr!
You may be faster on foot, but I invented these things.
Not bad. My turn.
Wow. That was the coolest thing I've ever seen!
Really?
You look cool even when you're making a fool of yourself.
[male voice] All right, load 'em up.
Hurry up and nobody gets hurt.
Whoa. We gotta stop those jerks.
What's going on here?
These delightful young men were just ransacking our poor village
and taking all our possessions.
They probably need them more than we do,
being bandits living on the lam and all.
Yeah, so back off, blue guy.
This is what we do.
Oh, yeah? Well, this is what we do.
Ugh! This isn't over.
I spoke too soon!
Thank you, strange travellers.
You've saved us Gogobas from the scourge of weasel bandits
and scattered all our belongings carelessly across the dirt.
Sorry, I'll help pick them up.
Oh, no, we wouldn't want to trouble you.
I'll do it myself.
It won't cause my chronic back pain to flare up too much.
Oh! Ugh!
Don't worry about her, she'll pass out from the pain soon.
In the meantime we'll throw our valiant heroes a victory feast.
Thanks, but we really gotta...
Oh, it's OK. We know how busy you are.
Within a few months this will turn into compost
and we'll be able to grow new food to eat.
Oh, well, I guess we could stay for a quick bite.
Wonderful!
Um... aren't you guys gonna eat?
Oh, no. We'd much rather watch you enjoy your food.
That's the only nourishment we need.
[stomach rumbles]
That was a growl of joy.
These Gogobas are so nice.
Yeah. So why do I feel so terrible?
We gotta get out of here.
Uh, that was really delicious.
We loved it. Loved, loved, loved it.
But we should probably get going.
Of course. Of course.
Why would you want to stay with us
after we made you this incredible meal?
No, we do want to stay. It's just that...
Wonderful! Allow us to prepare your accommodations.
Fetch our new friends the softest blankets in the village.
Maybe this won't be so bad.
The children in the nursery can huddle together for warmth.
[sighs]
Hey, the Gogobas are finally gone. Let's sneak out of here.
Can we get you something?
Whoa! Where did you come from? We thought everyone was asleep.
How could we sleep when we've got guests to take care of?
Actually it's "guests of whom to take care".
We can't sleep... of whom.
We really should be on our way.
Go. Go. We'll be fine.
Until the next inevitable bandit attack.
It's OK. Just promise some day you'll come back and visit.
The smoking crater where our village used to be.
Wait! I've got heirloom tomatoes and some really nice pastrami.
I'll pack you sandwiches.
Tails, these guys are nuts.
We gotta get out of here!
How? We're stuck while there's a threat from those bandits.
If we can create a defence system for the village,
the Gogobas will be safe and we can leave.
What if I'm right and they're just nuts?
That's a chance I'm willing to take.
Gogoba Village, allow us to present
your new state-of-the-art defence system.
You don't need us to protect you from invaders.
The best part is it's totally foolproof.
Goodbye, friends.
[crash!]
- Oh, come on! - Seriously?
I'm so sorry.
I wish I had a better excuse,
but it's hard to concentrate with blood rushing to my head.
We'll just hang here until we go numb.
Then our bodies will reflect our emotional state.
We can fight Eggman or bandits, but how do we fight guilt?
With... more guilt.
Follow my lead.
Chief, it's been great and all,
but unfortunately we have to go now.
We haven't finished stitching your friendship quilt.
All right... well, we could stay,
but our plants back at home... without us to water them...
Oh, well, I suppose it's their own fault for being plants.
No, you have to go.
Far be it from us to let the wellbeing of our entire society
hold you back from watering your precious house plants.
No, your wellbeing is much more important.
I mean, if the plants need water so badly
they can walk to the kitchen and get it themselves.
Oh, no. We've just met.
But you've known your plants for a long time.
Go to them. We'll be fine.
But in all that time
the plants have never given us anything... except oxygen.
And nutrition.
All right, you win. We can't keep you here. You should go.
- Seriously? - Yeah. Go. Leave us.
Goodbye for ever.
Thanks for everything, chief.
Call to let us know you made it home OK,
otherwise we'll just sit here and worry.
I thought we'd never get out of there.
Well, at least we're finally back ho...
Welcome home!
We had to let ourselves in since you don't have a door.
Or any cold beverages or snacks.
But don't worry. We made do.
What are you doing here?
We figured that if we were here you could keep protecting us
and we can water those house plants of yours.
Where are those, by the way?
That's not all we've done for you.
We opened all your mail.
- And un-canned all your food. - [groans]
Next we'll check all your messages.
- Give me that! - You have four messages.
- [beep] - Sonic, it's Dr Eggman.
Just so you know, I'm planning to blow up the dam this Sunday.
Hope to see you there. Not that you could stop me.
- Ha-ha-ha! - [beep]
I'm at the dam. Just waiting on you.
Gonna blow it up now. Thought you wouldn't wanna miss it.
- [beep] - Sorry, butt-dial.
- [beep] - All right, it was a trick.
I was gonna ambush you and you didn't even show up.
That's really rude.
Wow, that guy can't take a hint.
[whistle]
Well, well, look who it is.
Mr "I don't have time to show up to Dr Eggman's ambush".
This is really a bad time, Egghead.
No problem, I'll come back later when you're ready.
Just kidding. Robots, attack!
Excuse me, it's really hard to...
Whoa! Would you mind...
Pardon me, I didn't mean to get in the way
of your deranged evil rampage.
Out of the way!
This isn't working.
We can't fight around these Gogobas.
Maybe we should fight over them.
That's what I'm talking about!
Take that!
Ugh! You gotta be kidding me.
I suppose it was our own fault for being in the way.
Yeah, it was your fault. I usually win these things.
Are you trying to steal our new teammates?
- New teammates? - Yeah.
We couldn't have won without the Gogobas.
If they joined you, it would be like you won this battle.
You'd be unstoppable.
Yeah, I would, wouldn't I?
We wish to stay with our protector, Sonic.
Fine, let poor Eggman suffer the humiliation of defeat
even though you can help him.
Well...
What does an evil genius have to do to get you to switch sides?
We bow to the nearest tyrant who wants to enslave us.
Done and done. Follow me.
So long, losers!
March in unison, please. I like organised followers.
Do you have any unsalted butter?
It's not a problem if you don't,
I'll have an allergic reaction that'll make me smell like feet,
but don't worry about it.
Subtitling: Eclair Media