1
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Grrr!

2
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Ha-ha-ha!

3
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Yes, my minions.

4
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This may very well be my
greatest creation yet.

5
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[whimpering]

6
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Ow.

7
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Heh-heh!

8
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Yes. Yes.
Rise, my creation. Rise!

9
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[Eggman laughs]

10
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[Ding!]

11
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Ha-ha!

12
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All that for cookies?

13
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Evil cookies.

14
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Sweet.
I'll go get the evil milk.

15
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[Sniffs]

16
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Wow, cookies!

17
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I hope it's better than the last
time I was left baked goods.

18
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- Awkward?
- Awkward.

19
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It'll just be another minute.

20
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Huh.

21
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[Beeping]

22
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[Tails] Sonic, you there?
I need a little help.

23
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Is it urgent, Tails?
I'm sort of in the middle of something.

24
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Um... yeah.

25
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OK, I'm on my way, buddy.

26
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Come back and eat that
cookie, you mutant blue rat.

27
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Grrr!

28
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No. No. No!

29
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Huh. Don't mind if I do.

30
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Ugh!

31
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[Thump!]

32
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Back! Back, I say!

33
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Aargh!

34
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Aww! I knew Sonic wouldn't
forget my birthday.

35
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Four months late but it's
the thought that counts.

36
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Gah! Why would he leave your
birthday present on his porch?

37
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Where's the logic there?

38
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Agh!

39
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Whoa! Aargh!

40
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That's it! The last two cookies
are for Sonic and nobody else.

41
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Oh, come on!

42
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Hey!

43
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Put that back!

44
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[munching]

45
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[struggling]

46
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[boom!]

47
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Look at this mess.
I just vacuumed.

48
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[sniffs]

49
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Git! Get outta here!

50
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So, yeah, a feather duster
might be a better way to go.

51
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Oh, hey, I forgot about these.

52
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What the heck!
There's only one left.

53
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Yes. Eat it. Eat the cookie.

54
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Sonic! Wait!
Don't eat that cookie.

55
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- What?
- Why?

56
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Well, chocolate chunk
is my favourite.

57
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You gotta be kidding me!

58
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Fine. I'll just go inside and
make a sandwich or something.

59
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Mm-mm! Chocolate chunk. Ooh!
With a hint of cinnamon.

60
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And a touch of...

61
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evil.

62
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[Amy] You'll never get away with
this, Eggman.

63
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[Tails] Sonic will see you
coming from a mile away.

64
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Yeah! If we want to trap Sonic
we've got to think like Sonic.

65
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This is even better
than I hoped.

66
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Five evil genius masterminds.

67
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I'm an evil mastermind
of average intelligence.

68
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Five evil genius
masterminds, give or take.

69
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Working under my leadership,
we'll be unstoppable.

70
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So here's the plan.

71
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We wait at the beach
shack for Sonic

72
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and then bombard it with
an all-out robo-assault

73
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from five different sides.

74
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No, no, no!

75
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We should tunnel underneath
to bypass his defences.

76
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We should attack
from above by plane.

77
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We must get rid of his
stupid friends first.

78
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- Robo-assault!
- Tunnel!

79
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- Airplane!
- Robo-assault!

80
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- Tunnel!
- Airplane!

81
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- I'm yelling words!
- Calm down!

82
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Even though you're evil geniuses
now, for the most part,

83
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you lack experience.

84
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Time for a crash course in villainy.
Ha-ha-ha!

85
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Evil lesson number 1:
Berating your underlings.

86
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Orbot, would you kindly
hand out the worksheets?

87
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Gladly, sir.

88
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Not that worksheet,
you dunderhead!

89
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See? It's that easy.

90
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Lesson number 4: Surveillance.

91
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There's nothing more evil

92
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than recording subjects
without their knowledge.

93
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[muttering]

94
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Get me a monkey
wrench, I'll fix that.

95
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- The security camera?
- No.

96
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Lesson number 7: Moustache
care and maintenance.

97
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50 strokes every morning.
But don't overdo it.

98
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- Or what?
- Don't ask.

99
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Lesson number 12:
Lesson numbering.

100
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Evil lessons should be
numbered as follows.

101
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1, 4, 7, 12, 16.

102
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Lesson number 16:
Target practice.

103
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We must procure assistance.

104
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We don't have time for that.
Let's just get help!

105
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[TV] And now back to Pawn
Shop Wars: Gogoba Edition.

106
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Can I afford to give
you 200 for this? No.

107
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But you seem like a nice fellow

108
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and I suppose my children could
go hungry for a few nights.

109
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[rustling]

110
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Hello!

111
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So far so good.
Now the written exam.

112
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The topic is "How
to capture Sonic".

113
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You may begin.

114
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Pencils down, Eggheads.

115
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Clones, change of plans.

116
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Your written exam
is now a practical.

117
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Attack!

118
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Not me! Sonic!

119
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Oh, right.
I hope that doesn't affect my grade.

120
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Enough of this!
I'm taking charge.

121
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Amy, what are you doing?
You guys are my friends.

122
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Your evil friends.

123
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Stop sucking up.

124
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You guys,
you gotta snap out of it.

125
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This isn't you.
It's the cookies.

126
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Ha-ha-ha!

127
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Wonderful work, everyone.

128
00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,360
Finally,
after all my years of trying,

129
00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,080
I've captured
Sonic the Hedgehog.

130
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What do you mean
you captured Sonic?

131
00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,320
This is the result
of my leadership.

132
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You were losing until
I deployed the robots.

133
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With all of you arguing,
I can't hear the voices in my head.

134
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I'm an evil mastermind
of average intelligence.

135
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This didn't work out
like you planned, huh?

136
00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,360
Why won't those other
mes listen to me?

137
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I only want what's best for me.

138
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- Hm... I know how to fix this.
- Do you?

139
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That would be great.
I've got so much on.

140
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My plate is full. I've got...

141
00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,600
The calendar's so full.

142
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I can't get organised...

143
00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,040
Such an organisational
problem...

144
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[Eggman muttering]

145
00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,000
So if you could help me out with
that, that would be...

146
00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,800
Let's crack these Eggheads!

147
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,840
I could get used to this!

148
00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,960
Waah! Waah! Waah!

149
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,920
Hold them off, Eggman.
I'll be right back.

150
00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,840
Eugh, gross!

151
00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,480
Let's get baking.

152
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,120
Ha-ha!

153
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,760
I feel like myself again.

154
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:28,200
I'm also back to feeling
like myself again.

155
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,960
Knock on wood.

156
00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,360
Who is it?

157
00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,120
The best part is,
now we're all on the same team

158
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,360
we'll fight side by
side, together.

159
00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,680
One for all and all for...

160
00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:45,640
OK, fun's over.
I gotta get back to work.

161
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,520
Evil doesn't brilliantly plan
and execute itself, you know.

162
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,480
Grrr!

163
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,960
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