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Grrr!

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[screaming]

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Meteors are shooting stars.

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We shouldn't be running.
We should be making wishes!

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- I wish for a pony.
- I wish you'd take cover!

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Ah!

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How come your wish came true?

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Should I use my
meteor defence system?

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You have a meteor
defence system?

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I have them for
all sorts of junk.

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Wildfires,
people trying to read my thoughts.

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Start with the meteor one.

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"People trying to read
my thoughts" is the same,

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but with tinfoil trim.

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- Someone left this at my house.
- Yeah. The mailman.

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- It's a letter.
- [sniffs] A letter, huh?

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I don't know.
Paper folded over itself.

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What's it hiding?
What's it hiding?

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[gasps]

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Sticks, you've been nominated
for an Awardy Award.

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They need a better
name for that thing.

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Ooh, let me see!

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- Oh, wait, I can't read.
- Give me that.

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"In honour of
saving our village,

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the mayor cordially invites
you to the Awardies."

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"Conveniently, you may also
bring your four closest pals."

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Sorry, Comedy Chimp.

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[sighs]

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Now, where was I?

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"The Awardies will be
at the mayor's mansion."

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"You'll dine on elegant food

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and mingle with elegant guests."

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"After which the Awardy Award
will be awarded to the winner,"

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- which could be you!
- I can't make it.

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- What? Why not?
- Well, you know...

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I'm slammed this week. See?

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Tomorrow and Wednesday,
rummage through garbage.

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Thursday, get tetanus shot.
Rummage through garbage.

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- I'm booked solid!
- It's the honour of a lifetime.

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Yeah, you might even
win a shiny trophy.

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You love shiny things.

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I do love shiny things.

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But... no, no. Uh-uh.

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Sticks, are you afraid to go?

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Afraid? No. Of course not.

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No way. Uh-uh. Nope.

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- A little.
- There's nothing to fear.

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Look at me. I'm a feral badger.
I'll embarrass myself.

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- Who cares what people think?
- Yeah.

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Everyone at these parties
is a windbag anyway.

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What a robust moustache you
have, Colonel Grumpkin.

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Why thank you,
Madam Stinkbottom.

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[laugh]

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Don't worry. You'll be fine.
I'll teach you to be a lady.

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A lady? That's the thing
that holds garbage, right?

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No. A lady is a polite,
sophisticated member of society.

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And you can be that.
Lesson one, don't discuss garbage.

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- I'm out.
- Come on! You can do this!

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Hmm. OK, I'll try.

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Great! A proper lady requires
an escort for the gala.

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Why do I even bother
with you guys?

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No.

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Please? I don't wanna embarrass
myself in front of fancy folk!

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Ugh, fine.
But I'm not wearing pants.

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Thank you. Thank you!

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If you want to be a lady,
you'll have to train hard.

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- You up for it?
- Yes!

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I only have one question.

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Can I take this snail with me?

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When meeting someone new,
start with a compliment.

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Try saying something
nice about their perfume.

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[sniffs]

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You don't stink.

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And go!

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This is my male consort.

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If you don't like him,
I'll knock you out.

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No, Sticks. Ladies don't fight.

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When in doubt, pinkies out.

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One, two, step. One, two, turn.
One, two, step.

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One, two, dip.

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Why is the music controlling us?

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I'm not your puppet,
music master.

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I'm not your puppet!

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Yeah, I think she's ready.

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[chamber music]

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It's my pleasure to introduce
the Lady Sticks and her escort,

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Sir Sonic of Hedgehog.

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Go ahead. You can do it.
Start with a compliment.

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[sniffs] What an elegant scent.

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Oh!

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Finally, some chow!

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Asparagus crostini?
Hempseed quiche?

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Goat cheese with red
radicchio spread?

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The hoity-toity stiffs
love these tiny nibbles.

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[shocked cry]

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Uh-oh. Gotta go.

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Ugh! More like goat cheese
in a red crud-icchio spread.

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[raucous laughter]

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Dear chap, what a marvellously
comical witticism.

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Uh... red crud-icchio spread?

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[raucous laughter]

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Sir, you have the audacity to
say what we're all thinking.

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- You simply must join us.
- Me?

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OK!

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Red crud-icchio spread.

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[riotous laughter]

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You seem prepared for winter.

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- That's some healthy blubber!
- Well, I never!

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- Sticks!
- What? It was a compliment.

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It's not like I said she
wasn't prepared for winter.

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Welcome to the Awardy Awards,

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where we award an Awardy Award
for Award-winning service.

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Tonight, one of you
nominees will be awarded

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your very own Awardy Award.

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That's it,
I'm firing my speechwriter.

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Check out that ridiculous hat.

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That, sir, is the official
hat of the Jackalope Lodge,

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of which I am president.

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But upon closer inspection,
it does look asinine.

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[laughter]

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- What is this?
- It's your pre-salad,

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post-soup, mid-appetizer,
post-post cocktail

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tertiary thimble fork.

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Excuse me. Pardon me, pardon me.
Evil genius coming through.

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Move it, shell-boy.

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- Eggman? How did you...
- Get nominated?

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Let's just say I had a loyal base of...
supporters.

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Finally, a use for my
ballot-stuffing robot!

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You look familiar.
Do I know you?

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Start with a compliment!

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You have healthy hindquarters!

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Why, thank you!
I just started taking spin classes.

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[slurps]

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See that, Shelly?
That's how a lady slurps soup from a bowl.

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[slurps]

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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we're ready to announce
this year's winner.

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And the Awardy goes to...

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Leroy the Turtle!

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Yes! Yahoo! Score one for Leroy!

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Leroy the Turtle?
That award was mine!

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Something smells fishy here.

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I have irritable bowl syndrome.

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[growls]

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If you won't give me the
award, I'll take it!

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With my ballot-stuffing robot!

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Stuffer Bot,
stuff their ballots!

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This is not quite as menacing as I'd hoped.
Minions, attack!

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[screaming]

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Sticks, get him!

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A lady doesn't fight.

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That's how I know you!

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Sticks,
we could really use some help!

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No! Must... remain... ladylike!

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That's it.
I'm sick of being proper.

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Time to get primal!

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Yah!

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Give us a pound, dear chap.

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Eat garbage!

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I'll be back.
And next time I'll bring more ballots.

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More ballots!

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Leroy,
you may have won the Awardy,

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but I think we can all agree
that, today,

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I was the real hero.

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Yes. But I won the award.

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Gimme the shiny!

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Stay cool and keep
rocking that bow tie.

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[laughter]

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Thanks for saving our
skins, Sticks.

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I guess it isn't always
proper to be proper.

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Just following
the old instincts!

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Can you teach me how to do that?

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- Sure!
- Argh!

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