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Grrr!

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There's nothing like a
lazy day on the beach.

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[sighs]

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It's nice to breathe in that
beautiful salt-water air and relax.

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For the first time I
feel totally stress-free.

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- [Tails] Hey, guys!
- Agh!

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I just perfected my most
brilliant invention yet.

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Meet UT,
the Universal Translator.

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Designed to translate any
language into our own.

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Allow me to demonstrate.

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[tweeting]

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The fact that you pre-chew
my food is repulsive.

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Hey, it works!

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Didn't see that one coming.

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Um... it's still talking.

16
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I thought this thing
just translated birds.

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Since what you're saying
doesn't need to be translated,

18
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UT is translating it into
what you really mean.

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I didn't intend for it do that,

20
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but I will gladly
accept full credit.

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- That's great, Tails.
- Pretty lame.

22
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That's not what I
was thinking at all.

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Man, I am totally busted.

24
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Tails,
I think it needs some more work.

25
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If that thing doesn't shut its
metal trap I think I might die.

26
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Wait. This thing reads minds?

27
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Wait, this thing reads minds.

28
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Get it out of my head!

29
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Get it out of my head.

30
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Now, now. Calm down, Sticks.

31
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Take it easy, whack job.

32
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- Hey!
- I am displeased.

33
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Don't be offended, Sticks.

34
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Knuckles didn't
mean to think that.

35
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He's not the sharpest
tool in the shed.

36
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Grrr!

37
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Tails, I think it's best
if you shut that thing off.

38
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We don't want it to reveal
anything too sensitive.

39
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Shut that thing off before
it tells Sonic that I lov...

40
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Uh, what was he saying?

41
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Nothing. Nothing important.
[giggles]

42
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[Eggman] Very interesting.

43
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It seems Tails' new
invention is causing friction

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between Sonic and his friends.

45
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They're not getting
along either.

46
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This gives me an idea.

47
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If I build a duplicate robot
to replace the original,

48
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I could have it say
whatever I want.

49
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They'll be at each other's
throats in no time,

50
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and with the group divided

51
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I can destroy them
once and for all.

52
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- Heh-heh-heh-ha-ha-ha!
- [robots] Ha-ha-ha!

53
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Don't laugh. You're ruining it.

54
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Wow, UT, my friends
normally love my inventions.

55
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I can't believe you
had such a lousy debut.

56
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I blame myself.

57
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No, no,
if it's anyone's fault it's mine.

58
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After all, I'm the one who...

59
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Oh, wait. You were just
saying my thoughts, huh?

60
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I feel like such a dummy.

61
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Things'll go better tomorrow, I promise.
Good night, UT.

62
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[yawns]

63
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[snores]

64
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[sighs and snores]

65
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OK, I know things got off on the
wrong foot yesterday but I...

66
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Tails, I think it would be
best if you turned UT off.

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Amy Rose is a big dope.

68
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Oh, so now that's
what you're thinking?

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What? No! Not even close.

70
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And her hair stinks.
What does she shampoo with?

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Yogurt from the
back of the fridge?

72
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Why would you even say that?

73
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But I didn't say that, he did.

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Sure, you didn't.

75
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I'm stupid.

76
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Hey, I'm not stupid.

77
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And um... I'm ugly too.

78
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- But not as ugly as Sticks.
- Hey!

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- Gah!
- What? Ow! Get off of me!

80
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Heh-heh!
Now, this is going nicely.

81
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Dr Eggman is a genius.

82
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Hey, I like your style.

83
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You're the only one
who understands me.

84
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I think we've seen
enough of this.

85
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Let's turn off the monitors and
focus on praising Dr Eggman.

86
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Sonic the Hedgehog,

87
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I can't believe you'd
think those things.

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So now you're gonna trust

89
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some bucket of bolts over me?

90
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So, wait? Who called me stupid?
I called me stupid?

91
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Don't you see?
This is what it wants us to do.

92
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The robo-apocalypse is nigh!

93
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After everything I do for you.
You don't appreciate me.

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[Amy] Why am I even here?

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I know my friends wouldn't think

96
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such horrible thoughts
about each other.

97
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Maybe UT's malfunctioning.

98
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What the heck?
I didn't install a remote speaker.

99
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[Sonic and friends arguing]

100
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You guys! Stop!
We've been duped.

101
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Eggman swiped UT and replaced
him with this impostor.

102
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We gotta save the real UT.

103
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Don't you guys
wanna get UT back?

104
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Thing is, bud,
that robot of yours

105
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just makes us
fight all the time.

106
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It's evil, I tell you!

107
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Fine, I see how it is.
I'll go get him back myself.

108
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Would you like
another slice of cake?

109
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What a beautiful cake.
I hope no one sits on it.

110
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Eggman!

111
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Landing in that cake
really hurt my credibility.

112
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Not now, UT.

113
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- Give me back my robot.
- Or what?

114
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That's a fair question.

115
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Where's that blue loser and
the rest of your friends?

116
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I'm here alone.

117
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I came to negotiate the
release of my robot UT.

118
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Negotiate? Usually we just
battle till the losing party...

119
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sometimes you, sometimes me,
it's about a 50-50 split...

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retreats to his lair.

121
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Let's pretend that's true and
that you don't always lose.

122
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In exchange for my
robot's safe return,

123
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I'll offer my services
as your lab assistant.

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Intriguing.

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With two mechanical
geniuses under one roof,

126
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I'd raise my win ratio
well above the 50-50 mark

127
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that we agreed was accurate.

128
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Then it's a deal?

129
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I'll have Orbot
draw up a contract.

130
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This will be delicious,

131
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having one of Sonic's
friends helping me

132
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build the tools that
will destroy him.

133
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It's ripe with
irony, Your Evilness.

134
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Sonic won't know what hit him.

135
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But the moment Sonic
realises you're missing,

136
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he'll come bursting
through that door

137
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with that circus
troupe he calls friends

138
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and put a damper on all the fun.

139
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I've thought of that.

140
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Since you're letting UT go,

141
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I'll just send a
message along with him.

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- Good thinking, Number 2.
- I thought I was Number 2.

143
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Please. I'd need a computer

144
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to figure out where you
fall in the pecking order.

145
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Fortunately I have one here.

146
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347.

147
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Hey, gang. It's Tails.

148
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I'm going to be
staying with Eggman.

149
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No need to rescue me,
I'm 100% safe and happy.

150
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Hey, here comes
Tails' missing robot.

151
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We found him!

152
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When you see Tails,

153
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tell him we looked
everywhere for a long time.

154
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Or we could recycle it and take
a blood oath never to tell.

155
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What? Just spitballin' here.

156
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[Bleeping]

157
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Hey, gang. It's Tails.

158
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I'm going to be
staying with Eggman.

159
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No need to rescue me,
I'm 100% safe and happy.

160
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I snuck into Eggman's
lair to save my robot.

161
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It was awesome.
You should have seen me.

162
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But I need you to
come rescue me now.

163
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Sorry for the inconvenience.

164
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Wow, UT really came in handy.

165
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Maybe it's not as dumb an
invention as we thought.

166
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Yeah, but we should still smash it...
just to be safe.

167
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No time for that now.
We gotta go save Tails.

168
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Tails, be a doll

169
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and plug my drill into
that outlet over there.

170
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Uh...
that doesn't look very safe.

171
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That's why I'm having you do it.

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- [gulp!]
- It's nice having an assistant.

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[robot sounds]

174
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We're here to save our friend
from your evil clutches.

175
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Wait. What?
No, Tails and I have a contract.

176
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Here's the lab assistant
contract, ready to be signed.

177
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Ha!

178
00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,800
Fine! Lucky thing I
always have a plan B.

179
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[Sonic] Amy, look out!

180
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That was close.

181
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I care about your well-being.

182
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Aww!

183
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Ugh! Urrgh! Man!

184
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Rrrragh!

185
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Go!

186
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Heh-heh-heh!

187
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Tails, deploy the photon bombs.

188
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Oh, right.

189
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,160
Sticks, set Knuckles up.

190
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,200
No! Gah!

191
00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,680
Thanks for the rescue, guys.

192
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,080
Hey, we couldn't have
done it without UT.

193
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I think we'll be going on
lots more adventures with UT.

194
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I agree.

195
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I'm going to destroy
that stupid robot.

196
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Ugh! Gah!

197
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Sorry, Tails. Had to be done.

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Subtitling: Eclair Media