Grrr!
There's nothing like a lazy day on the beach.
[sighs]
It's nice to breathe in that beautiful salt-water air and relax.
For the first time I feel totally stress-free.
- [Tails] Hey, guys! - Agh!
I just perfected my most brilliant invention yet.
Meet UT, the Universal Translator.
Designed to translate any language into our own.
Allow me to demonstrate.
[tweeting]
The fact that you pre-chew my food is repulsive.
Hey, it works!
Didn't see that one coming.
Um... it's still talking.
I thought this thing just translated birds.
Since what you're saying doesn't need to be translated,
UT is translating it into what you really mean.
I didn't intend for it do that,
but I will gladly accept full credit.
- That's great, Tails. - Pretty lame.
That's not what I was thinking at all.
Man, I am totally busted.
Tails, I think it needs some more work.
If that thing doesn't shut its metal trap I think I might die.
Wait. This thing reads minds?
Wait, this thing reads minds.
Get it out of my head!
Get it out of my head.
Now, now. Calm down, Sticks.
Take it easy, whack job.
- Hey! - I am displeased.
Don't be offended, Sticks.
Knuckles didn't mean to think that.
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Grrr!
Tails, I think it's best if you shut that thing off.
We don't want it to reveal anything too sensitive.
Shut that thing off before it tells Sonic that I lov...
Uh, what was he saying?
Nothing. Nothing important. [giggles]
[Eggman] Very interesting.
It seems Tails' new invention is causing friction
between Sonic and his friends.
They're not getting along either.
This gives me an idea.
If I build a duplicate robot to replace the original,
I could have it say whatever I want.
They'll be at each other's throats in no time,
and with the group divided
I can destroy them once and for all.
- Heh-heh-heh-ha-ha-ha! - [robots] Ha-ha-ha!
Don't laugh. You're ruining it.
Wow, UT, my friends normally love my inventions.
I can't believe you had such a lousy debut.
I blame myself.
No, no, if it's anyone's fault it's mine.
After all, I'm the one who...
Oh, wait. You were just saying my thoughts, huh?
I feel like such a dummy.
Things'll go better tomorrow, I promise. Good night, UT.
[yawns]
[snores]
[sighs and snores]
OK, I know things got off on the wrong foot yesterday but I...
Tails, I think it would be best if you turned UT off.
Amy Rose is a big dope.
Oh, so now that's what you're thinking?
What? No! Not even close.
And her hair stinks. What does she shampoo with?
Yogurt from the back of the fridge?
Why would you even say that?
But I didn't say that, he did.
Sure, you didn't.
I'm stupid.
Hey, I'm not stupid.
And um... I'm ugly too.
- But not as ugly as Sticks. - Hey!
- Gah! - What? Ow! Get off of me!
Heh-heh! Now, this is going nicely.
Dr Eggman is a genius.
Hey, I like your style.
You're the only one who understands me.
I think we've seen enough of this.
Let's turn off the monitors and focus on praising Dr Eggman.
Sonic the Hedgehog,
I can't believe you'd think those things.
So now you're gonna trust
some bucket of bolts over me?
So, wait? Who called me stupid? I called me stupid?
Don't you see? This is what it wants us to do.
The robo-apocalypse is nigh!
After everything I do for you. You don't appreciate me.
[Amy] Why am I even here?
I know my friends wouldn't think
such horrible thoughts about each other.
Maybe UT's malfunctioning.
What the heck? I didn't install a remote speaker.
[Sonic and friends arguing]
You guys! Stop! We've been duped.
Eggman swiped UT and replaced him with this impostor.
We gotta save the real UT.
Don't you guys wanna get UT back?
Thing is, bud, that robot of yours
just makes us fight all the time.
It's evil, I tell you!
Fine, I see how it is. I'll go get him back myself.
Would you like another slice of cake?
What a beautiful cake. I hope no one sits on it.
Eggman!
Landing in that cake really hurt my credibility.
Not now, UT.
- Give me back my robot. - Or what?
That's a fair question.
Where's that blue loser and the rest of your friends?
I'm here alone.
I came to negotiate the release of my robot UT.
Negotiate? Usually we just battle till the losing party...
sometimes you, sometimes me, it's about a 50-50 split...
retreats to his lair.
Let's pretend that's true and that you don't always lose.
In exchange for my robot's safe return,
I'll offer my services as your lab assistant.
Intriguing.
With two mechanical geniuses under one roof,
I'd raise my win ratio well above the 50-50 mark
that we agreed was accurate.
Then it's a deal?
I'll have Orbot draw up a contract.
This will be delicious,
having one of Sonic's friends helping me
build the tools that will destroy him.
It's ripe with irony, Your Evilness.
Sonic won't know what hit him.
But the moment Sonic realises you're missing,
he'll come bursting through that door
with that circus troupe he calls friends
and put a damper on all the fun.
I've thought of that.
Since you're letting UT go,
I'll just send a message along with him.
- Good thinking, Number 2. - I thought I was Number 2.
Please. I'd need a computer
to figure out where you fall in the pecking order.
Fortunately I have one here.
347.
Hey, gang. It's Tails.
I'm going to be staying with Eggman.
No need to rescue me, I'm 100% safe and happy.
Hey, here comes Tails' missing robot.
We found him!
When you see Tails,
tell him we looked everywhere for a long time.
Or we could recycle it and take a blood oath never to tell.
What? Just spitballin' here.
[Bleeping]
Hey, gang. It's Tails.
I'm going to be staying with Eggman.
No need to rescue me, I'm 100% safe and happy.
I snuck into Eggman's lair to save my robot.
It was awesome. You should have seen me.
But I need you to come rescue me now.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Wow, UT really came in handy.
Maybe it's not as dumb an invention as we thought.
Yeah, but we should still smash it... just to be safe.
No time for that now. We gotta go save Tails.
Tails, be a doll
and plug my drill into that outlet over there.
Uh... that doesn't look very safe.
That's why I'm having you do it.
- [gulp!] - It's nice having an assistant.
[robot sounds]
We're here to save our friend from your evil clutches.
Wait. What? No, Tails and I have a contract.
Here's the lab assistant contract, ready to be signed.
Ha!
Fine! Lucky thing I always have a plan B.
[Sonic] Amy, look out!
That was close.
I care about your well-being.
Aww!
Ugh! Urrgh! Man!
Rrrragh!
Go!
Heh-heh-heh!
Tails, deploy the photon bombs.
Oh, right.
Sticks, set Knuckles up.
No! Gah!
Thanks for the rescue, guys.
Hey, we couldn't have done it without UT.
I think we'll be going on lots more adventures with UT.
I agree.
I'm going to destroy that stupid robot.
Ugh! Gah!
Sorry, Tails. Had to be done.
Subtitling: Eclair Media