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Grrr!

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[snoring]

3
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[knock at door]

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[carries on snoring]

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[more knocking]

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[groans]

7
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[more knocking]

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[heavy knocking]

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Man!

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- Hi.
- What do you want?

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First of all,
thank you for answering the door

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at such a late hour.

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I realise what an
inconvenience this must be...

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Get to it, Eggface.

15
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Well, I... I uh...
I need your help.

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- You need my help?
- Yes.

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My sinister island lair,
the ultra high-tech stronghold

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where I hatch my schemes
to eliminate you,

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it was destroyed in the storm.

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I was hoping I could crash

21
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with you and Tails
for a few days

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until my robots rebuild it.

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Please, don't strand
me in this wilderness.

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You certainly could use
a roof over your head.

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[sniffs]

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And a bath.

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But how do I know you won't
just capture me and Tails

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while we're sleeping?

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I swear not to harm
you or your fox friend

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during my stay.

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I didn't even bring any weapons.
Here, check my pants.

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No, no, no, it's OK.
I believe you.

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So it's only for few
days and it's just you?

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Just me.

35
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And Orbot and Cubot.
They're family.

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[groans]

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[groans]

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[yawns]

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- Eggman?
- Oh, hey, gang!

40
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Didn't know you'd be
visiting so early.

41
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I'm still in my evil pyjamas.

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They've got a trap
door in the back.

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[squeak]

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What's he doing here?

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We have a truce.

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Tails is letting him stay
here till his lair is rebuilt.

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[clears throat]

48
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Still waiting on that
salmon eggs benedict.

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Coming. Coming.

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I asked for egg whites.

51
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These are yellows!
See the yellow?

52
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I'm trying to watch
my cholesterol.

53
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And this salmon is farm-raised.

54
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What is this, prison?

55
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It's all some evil plot, man.

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First he lures us in with
some terrible roommate ploy,

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but then wham,
out comes this 50-foot obliterator bot

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that... obliterates us all.

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We gotta get outta here.

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Guys, we have to help him.

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If we don't,
we'll be no better than he is.

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Yeah,
you'll be no better than I am.

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Think about how this is for him.

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Do you feel scared
without a home?

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Do you feel alone?

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Are you eating your feelings?

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Somebody get her away from me.

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Guys, if Eggman needs to
stay, he can stay.

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Who knows,
he might not be so bad after all.

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[ding!]

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Pillow fight!

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[Eggman laughs]

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[snores and laughs]

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[Sonic groans]

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[Eggman laughs]

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Hey.

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[snoring]

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Pillow fight!

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That's it.
I've had enough of Eggman.

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Lair or no lair,
he's out of here.

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You can't just throw Eggman out.

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Sure, he might be a
difficult roommate,

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but it's only because

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you guys have a
communication problem.

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Communication problem?

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He whacked me with a pillow.
Hard.

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I'm dizzy and I have serious
short-term memory loss.

88
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I have serious
short-term memory loss.

89
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Why don't we settle this
with a roommate meeting?

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Now, Sonic,
do you have something

91
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you'd like to share with Eggman?

92
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Yes.
How to say this delicately...

93
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You're a horrible roommate.

94
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Nobody in this house likes you.

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Let's frame our statements with.

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"When you do this,
it makes me feel this".

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Fine. OK.

98
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Uh, let's see.

99
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When you live here,
it makes me feel angry.

100
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You're a horrible roommate.
Nobody likes you.

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[sobs]

102
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You're right.

103
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I am the worst roommate.

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I've never lived with
other people before.

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- What about us?
- You don't count.

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[sobs]

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Sonic,
I think someone here could go

108
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for two spoonfuls of forgiveness

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washed down with a tall
glass of friendship.

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- What do you think?
- Urgh.

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Eggman,
if we give you a second chance,

112
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will you promise to shape up?

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- You bet!
- Roommate meeting group hug!

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Not you.

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♪ Scrubbin' all the dishes ♪

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♪ With my sponge and soap ♪

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♪ Scrubbin' all the dishes ♪

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♪ It's clean enough, I hope ♪

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Cue the horns.

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37, 38, 39...

121
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Triple-star bonus kazoo!

122
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[toot!]

123
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Ha-ha, I win again!

124
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That's great.

125
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Well, it's getting late.
Time to hit the hay.

126
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Aw, just one more game.

127
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That's what good roomies do.
We have fun!

128
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I'm all for fun,
but aren't you guys exhausted?

129
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Orbot? Cubot?

130
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They're robots.

131
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They don't get tired
because they have no souls.

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- Hey!
- He's right.

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- Whatever. Good night, guys.
- Wait! Don't leave.

134
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Just hang a little longer.
I'm so lonely.

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Please... roomies?

136
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- [sighs]
- Yay!

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[toot!]

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We now return to the
Comedy Chimp Show

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with your host, Comedy Chimp.

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I almost didn't make
it to the show tonight.

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I had to go to the doctor.
I had a back ape!

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Oh-ho-ho!

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I don't have any faith
in that doctor anyway.

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He used to be a mechanic.

145
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He tried to fix my problem
with a monkey wrench!

146
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Oh-ho! You, my friend,
are one witty simian.

147
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You're still
hanging with Eggman?

148
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How many hours of
sleep did you get?

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Zero.

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It's stage two of his evil
plot, man.

151
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We are minutes away
from him summoning

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his big obliterator bot

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with its obliterator legs
and its obliterator teeth.

154
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Sticks, stop being paranoid.

155
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Eggman's lived here for two days

156
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and he hasn't hatched
a single evil scheme...

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[Eggman laughing]

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What's so funny?

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Remember how I said
my island fortress

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was destroyed by a storm?

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I... may have fibbed.

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You see, I kind of faked the
destruction of my fortress

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as an excuse to live with you

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and tire you to the
point of exhaus...

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Tire you to the
point of exhaustion.

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So you'd be too tired
to stop Obliterator Bot!

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[laughs]

168
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I knew it!
He did have an obliterator bot.

169
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Why doesn't anyone
ever believe me?

170
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It's not like I'm paranoid.

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Stop following me!

172
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Enough!

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Obliterator Bot,
destroy Sonic and his four friends.

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For-tress? Fortress.

175
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Destroy Fortress.
Destroying island fortress.

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What? No!
That's not what I said!

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We're still working
out a few kinks.

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Obliterator Bot,
do not destroy island fortress.

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Do not destroy island fortress!

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Affirmative.
Playing up-tempo music

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while destroying fortress.

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[heavy rock music]

183
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[Eggman] No!

184
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Sonic, you have to help me.

185
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Why? He's your obliterator bot.

186
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Or I'm stuck with you until I
build a new island fortress.

187
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Let's roll.

188
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Gotta stop him... but so tired.

189
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He must have a weak spot.

190
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Maybe there's a
clue on the ground.

191
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This soft...
soft bed-like ground.

192
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What? What's wrong?
Are we under attack?

193
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Oh... right. [Yawns]

194
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Eggman, you built that thing.
How do we take it down?

195
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By activating two kill
switches at the same time.

196
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They're inside the lair.

197
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There... and there.

198
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Oh, come on.

199
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Right, Amy, Knuckles, Sticks,
distract that metal monstrosity.

200
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Tails and I are on
the kill switches.

201
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Eggman, you'll have to show
us how to activate them.

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- [yawns]
- Pre-mission group hug?

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No.

204
00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:03,880
[groans]

205
00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,320
[sighs]

206
00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,400
[snores]

207
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Jam the kinetic
barrier processor.

208
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,960
The kinetic barrier processor.

209
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[yawns]

210
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[snoring]

211
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OK, power down the
central operating system.

212
00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:39,000
I knew you were coming.

213
00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,960
But you will never
obliterate Sticks

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because Sticks is un-obliter...
un-olib... un-oblitery...

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You can't kill me.

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Jam the kinetic
barrier processor.

217
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,600
[toot!]

218
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Pillow fight!

219
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Yes!

220
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No!

221
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,040
Hey, fellas, as you know,

222
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,160
my fortress is now
a smoking ruin.

223
00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,200
So I was wondering maybe...

224
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if I could stay with you
guys for a little while?

225
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Just until it's built back.

226
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I can keep you company.

227
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Let's explore your feelings
about being a roommate.

228
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Pretend this balloon
is your self-esteem.

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Stop. Stop. Stop!

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00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,960
Subtitling: Eclair Media