♪♪
(theme song playing)
♪ I got the wind in my hair and a fire within ♪
♪ 'Cause there's something beginning ♪
♪ I got a mystery to solve and excitement to spare ♪
♪ That beautiful breeze blowing through ♪
♪ I'm ready to follow it who knows where ♪
♪ I'll get there, I swear ♪
♪ With the wind in my hair ♪
(lightning crashing)
-(thunder rumbling) -(lightning crashing)
It doesn't matter how many of you there are.
Each of you will fall.
(energy surging)
Cassandra, stand down.
You're the one that should stand down, Father.
While you still can.
You know I can't do that.
Then you will fall, like the others.
(energy bursting)
-(whooshes) -(crashes)
No! My power!
(sword clinks)
I don't need my powers to defeat you.
Cassandra, I can't fight you.
Then you will never be able to protect Corona.
(Cassandra yelling)
-(sword clinks) -(thunder crashes)
Aah!
(relieved sigh)
Captain of the Guard: King Frederic. Queen Arianna.
As the captain of the Corona Royal Guard,
I have sworn to defend this kingdom against all who threaten it.
But as a father, I cannot face my daughter in battle.
And so it is with a heavy heart that I...
retire from my post.
-(all gasping) -(groaning)
Captain, you have served Corona with dignity and pride
for so many years.
-Thank you. -And we respect your decision.
And as for my replacement,
it was a very difficult decision.
There are so many qualified guards.
Can we get some water over here?
Have any of these guys ever successfully guarded anything?
My replacement has put his life on the line
for Corona countless times.
And so, it is with utmost confidence
that I recommend Eugene Fitzherbert.
-(spits) -Wha-- ?
Ha ha! Captain Fitzherbert!
I like the sound of that.
Yeah, buddy, I have a few outstanding citations,
so if those could somehow, you know, disappear...
-(laughs) -What do you say, Fitzherbert?
Me?
Captain of the Guard?
-What is he thinking? -(laughs) That you're the perfect choice.
Oh, look, I'm flattered by everyone's support.
I really am. It's just that, me? Come on.
I was a legendary thief. I was Flynn Rider!
Uh, you were Flynn Rider.
-Now you're Eugene. -(Pascal squeaks)
Maybe give this captain thing a shot.
Stan the Guard: Come on! Let's check over here!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. What's the commotion?
The princess's crown. It's been stolen.
Again!
Oh! Sounds like the kind of thing
the Captain of the Guard might handle, huh? Mm?
For the record, I have not yet accepted that position.
The ceiling! No one would think to stand guard up there.
Whoever did this must be a criminal mastermind,
the likes of which Corona has never seen.
Stan, Pete. I literally committed the exact same crime.
Sir, we've got a detailed description of the thief.
Very funny. Who put you up to this?
Oh, nobody wants to own up, huh? Okay.
Well, I'll get to the bottom of this.
(splashing)
(sighs) Perfection.
-(door bursts open) -You know, it's one thing
you get my nose wrong all these years,
but this mustache bit is taking things too far.
I demand--
Eugene: Oh!
This was not intentional, and I can see you are very busy.
-And I will just close this door right now. -(door closes)
It is possible that there's another Flynn Rider out there?
Baron: Rider...
Ladies and gents.
-I give you The Roo-- -Eugene: I just can't believe...
how much this guy looks like me.
-And he's using my moniker-- -(clears throat)
-I'll wait. -Oh. (clears throat) Sorry.
Thank you. I'll start again. I give you...
-The Rooster! -(crashes)
Or at least, it will be once we put it together.
It doesn't look like a rooster.
Uh, it's an early warning system.
If Cassandra or any other danger threatens the kingdom,
this will fire a glowing mortar into the air
and alert everyone in Corona.
Great idea. Right, Eugene?
Eugene?
Sorry. It's just, cheekbones like these,
they just don't come around twice in a generation, people. They don't.
Eugene, this is more important
than some fake Flynn Rider.
Rapunzel, he stole the crown!
I mean, only I could get away with that.
Look, Flynn Rider has a reputation.
I refuse to have it tarnished by some hack impostor.
-I am going after him. -Well, then, I'm going with you.
Uh, uh, hate to nag,
but who's gonna oversee the Rooster's installation?
All military-grade applications require supervision
by the captain himself.
Gah! Don't touch that!
Lance, you're Acting Captain of the Guard until I get back.
Sweet! A promotion!
A ta-ta-ta! It's temporary.
Sweet! A temporary promotion!
Un... Aah!
-(laughing) -(coins clinking)
I'm getting my vest dirty and I don't even care!
Hello, beautiful.
-(coins clinking) -It's good to be me.
-(thuds) -Rider: Whoa.
Would you get a load of this villainous scum, huh?
Sorting through his booty with his well-manicured hands.
Counting his loot with those piercing, almond brown eyes.
He makes me sick.
Huh?
(gasps) Aah! He's onto us. Max! (whistles)
♪♪
(neighs)
Come on, Max! This fool is as good as caught.
-(neighs) -(groans)
Eugene: What do you mean he's faster than me?
(yelling)
-Whoa! -(skidding)
-Whoa! Aah! -(whacking)
-(tumbling) -(grunting)
-(groaning) -(thuds)
-Not so fast now, is he, Max? -(Max snorts)
Now, time for some answers, huh?
(Pascal grunting)
-(Pascal squeaks) -(grunts) What is-- ?
Is this hair?
Yeah, it does the job.
Oh, it's your hair?
In that case, hi.
The name's Flynn Rider.
No, it's not. Nope, sorry. Nada. Full stop.
You thought you could steal the crown better than me, huh?
Did ya? Did ya? Well, you thought wrong.
-Can we lock that thing up better, please? Thanks. -(snorts)
But let's talk about the real offense.
Grand theft de plume.
And how do you look exactly like me?
(laughs) Well, exactly like you? Come on, come on, now.
-Don't flatter yourself, pal. -Now don't flatter myself?
No, don't flatter yourself, buddy, okay? Can you believe this guy?
Big talk from a persona stealer.
-You stole it first. -I adopted the persona.
-There is a difference. -(neighing)
-Flynn: Lawman sellout. -Eugene: Ooh! Ooh!
Who you calling "sellout," huh? And you know what?
Flynn Rider never had a mustache. So there!
That's because yours truly gave him a long overdue upgrade.
-Big ears. -(gasps)
You, sir, have gone too far.
-(thwacks) -Eugene, relax.
Yeah, Eugene. (laughs) Relax.
Don't test me, Rider.
Come on. Let's get this Flynnpostor back to Corona.
(groans)
Baron: In the hands of the law again.
I'll bide my time.
So, before we install the internal chamber--
Lance: No need to consult the schematic.
It's already been assembled.
And we improved on your design.
Now it actually looks like a rooster!
You're welcome.
(clanging and clattering)
-(crashing) -Man: (grunting) My back!
Why do you always bring people here
when you don't even like it yourself?
I bring people here because I know they will hate it.
So there I was, you know, I'm surrounded by a battalion of guards,
all with their arrows drawn and pointed at numero uno.
So I hand over the goods, and I say,
"I see your point."
(all laughing)
Where'd you get this guy? He's great!
Great? What? That's not even his story! It's mine!
And he forgot the best part. (laughs)
So then the captain says, "Lock him up and throw away the key."
And then this is where it gets great. He actually does!
I spent weeks in jail while they searched for it,
but man, it was worth it for the story, you know?
(laughs) Oh.
(snoring)
But, uh, I guess you had to be there.
Well, of course all that is nothing compared to the time
I took on the Earl of Camembert single-handed.
Eugene, you really need to let your jealousy of this guy go.
That's not who you are anymore.
Flynn Rider was the closest thing to an identity
I ever had, okay?
S-sure, I was on the wrong side of the law.
But I was my own man.
In Corona, I'm just Rapunzel's incredibly attractive boyfriend.
Or that super-super good-looking freeloader living in the castle.
I can't let somebody tarnish my legacy.
Legacy? (scoffs) You were a thief.
Behind each stolen item is someone who's upset,
or heartbroken that it was taken.
Is that a legacy to be proud of?
Well, honestly, it depends on the--
(stammering) No, no! Definitely not.
Instead of locking him up, why not try to help him?
Wouldn't that be a more rewarding legacy?
(sighs) You're right. You're right.
You're right, sunshine.
-(Pascal squeaks) -There's the Eugene I know.
-(raucous laughter) -Excuse me. (clears throat) Excuse me. Excuse me.
Can I get by? Thank you.
Shorty: Check out my smolder.
-(groans) -You helped him escape?
What? He was funny.
(groans)
And he did it the same way I would have done it.
♪♪
Baron: Well, hello again, Rider.
(clears throat) Do I know you?
-(drips) -Lance: Mm.
-I don't think that's enough. -(laughs) Okay.
With all due respect, I'm the alchemist.
Flynnoleum is very powerful.
Add too much of it, and this thing will shoot so far,
we'll end up warning another kingdom.
Oh! I forgot the fuses.
Keep an eye on this stuff, and do not touch anything!
(mocking): "I am the alchemist."
Well, I'm the guy wearing the captain's uniform.
And I don't think it's enough. Do you?
(giggling) Nope.
-(whooshes) -(clanks)
(sniffing)
Trail ends here, huh, pal?
He's not alone. Who is that?
If I didn't know better, I'd say that's...
-The Baron? -The Baron? Here?
Eugene: Yeah, I know. Awful, right?
However, it also solves our problem, doesn't it?
The Captain of the Guard's duty
is to protect all of Corona's citizens.
(neighs)
I mean, do we know for a fact that he is a citizen of...
-Coro-- Okay, okay. Okay, I'm coming. -(hair whipping)
-(whooshing) -(Max neighs)
(claws clicking)
Eugene: That's the Baron's hideout?
Rapunzel: Ooh. Talk about your fixer-upper.
(water dripping)
Baron: You were supposed to steal this for me years ago.
-(clanging) -And now that I've got it,
it doesn't even matter.
Look what's become of me.
You know, I'm looking at you,
and, and there's a lot of you.
And I am-- I'm, I'm drawing a blank.
Now, and don't take this this wrong way,
but you have a face that is hard to forget.
'Cause believe me, I'm trying.
Enough games, Rider.
I've lost everything because of you,
and now I'm gonna take everything from you.
'Kay. Here, here's what I think.
I-- (laughs) I, I, I think,
that, that you think that I, I, I, I'm somebody else.
(growls)
-(match strikes) -Varian: The Rooster's first test is a go,
in a three, a two-- Oh. Oh, you don't have to stand back.
I calculated so the blast is contained and focus--
(exploding)
-(energy surging) -(exploding)
(popping and crackling)
-(huffs) -You added more Flynnoleum, didn't you?
-(high-pitched ringing) -(muffled, distorted speaking)
-(popping) -What?
(snorting)
Steady. Steady.
(flaming ball whistling)
-Uh-oh. -(crashing)
-(thudding) -(Eugene yelling)
-(crashes) -Aah!
You came for me! Eugene!
All right! Do you know this guy?
This guy, unfortunately, I do. Baron!
That must be you. Right? I mean,
I can't really tell because I don't think you're aging very gracefully.
Like, at all. Have you considered a moisturizing consultant?
Because I can put you in touch with my guy. He's very cheap.
There are two of you?
Well, it's more like, one and a half,
(laughing) if I'm being honest.
(mocking laughter) If you're being honest.
You hush your mouth.
-You're not even a third of the man I am-- -Break it up!
You're obviously the real Rider.
Ah! Well, thank you very much
for recognizing the genuine article.
Nobody has that fragile an ego.
So, then it's settled!
Uh, if you could just unlock these shackles, my good man,
I'm gonna (clicks) get on outta here.
Baron: Not so fast.
I'm gonna get rid of you both.
♪♪
Well, looks like it's up to us, Max.
Just knowing this is the last time I'm ever gonna see you,
it really brings a smile to my face.
Barry. Bubby. Seriously?
Last time? Last is so... finite.
Hey, look, I-- Honestly,
I'm having a hard time making that out as a smile.
More of a stern glare.
He's got them both, Pascal.
-(gasps) -Your girlfriend's here.
But not for much longer.
-(grunts) -(water gushing)
Now if you'll excuse me.
(water gushing)
(claws clicking)
-Let them out of there, Baron. -When this is through,
you're gonna wish he had stayed with my Stalyan.
Stalyan has moved on. Why can't you?
Because I've got nothing to move on to.
-(whooshing) -(crashing)
-(grunts) -(crumbling)
(panting) Uh, Eugene?
It occurs to me that since we are about to face our doom,
now might--
now might be a good time to apologize.
Actually, no. Now is a good time to help me get us out of here.
Will you just listen to me? Look, I'm sorry.
I stole your name, but...
It gave me an instant reputation.
Without it, I'm nobody.
Just boring old Brock Thunderstrike.
Come on! We gotta--
I'm sorry. What did you say your name was?
(grunting)
-(crashing) -(crumbling)
I'll hold off the Baron. You go help Eugene.
(squeaks)
Baron: I'll tear it all down if I have to.
(cracking)
-(neighs) -(crashing and crumbling)
Thanks, Max. Aah! I'm stuck!
-(grunting) -(crumbling)
(yells)
(grunting)
-(water pouring) -All right. Sit still.
If you can get your wrist close enough, I can pick your lock,
-and then you can pick mine. -Got it.
(water bubbling)
Nice work.
Man, you are better than they say.
-Color me impressed. Whoo! -Thank you very much. Now could you please--
No, no, no! No! Where are you going?
Sorry, pal. Not my fight. I want your reputation.
-Not your problems. -Come on!
You want to be Flynn Rider? Go ahead.
Leaving someone like this is definitely something Flynn Rider would do.
But ask yourself,
is it something Brock Thunderstrike would do?
(water bubbling)
-(squeaks) -Eugene: (grunts) Oh! Aah!
-Pascal! Quick! There's a lock pick in the-- -(water bubbling)
-(squeaks) -(water bubbling)
♪♪
(water bubbling)
-(splashing) -(gasps)
All right, frog!
(gasping) Oh, thank goodness that's over.
-Eugene! (grunts) -Don't worry!
-I'll get you-- Oof! -(thuds)
This is how it ends, Rider--
-(grunts) -(thuds)
Oh, mama, I have got to get me one of these.
-Flynn, you came back! -Yeah, well...
Now, Flynn didn't come back.
-Brock did. -Rapunzel: Eugene!
-Oh! Come on! -(grunting)
-Rapunzel: Almost! -(squealing)
Aah. I'm free!
(crumbling)
(all grunting)
-Rapunzel: Run! -(cracking)
-(thuds) -Aah! Help! Aah!
-(crumbling -(crashing)
-(yells) -(stones tumbling)
(coughing)
Flynn: Wow.
Uh, weren't we supposed to save you?
(laughs) Uh, yeah. No, she usually does most of the saving.
(Pascal squeaking)
♪♪
So, I, uh...
I, I guess this is the part where Flynn Rider goes to jail, huh?
-(handcuffs clanking) -Eugene?
(clears throat) Uh, it's true. Yes.
Flynn Rider should go to jail.
But as it turns out,
I only see Brock Thunderstrike standing before me.
Just promise me that you'll make your own future,
and carve out your own identity.
And whatever you do,
do not let an awesome name like Brock Thunderstrike
go to waste, man, because, wow!
What a name. That's like a gift from the heavens, you know?
Well, in, uh... (clears throat) In that case,
Princess. Captain. Various pets.
-(Pascal grunting) -Flynn: Are you pets? I, I, I don't even know.
(claws clicking)
Aah! My own pet!
Brock Thunderstrike, and my new pet,
Hulk Lightningclaw, bid you...
-adieu. -(claws clicking)
He's not so bad.
-(crumpling) -I really don't like him.
(birds cawing)
-(groaning) -(clanking)
You know, Lance,
it's hard to admit this, but when they wanted to make me the captain,
I was scared.
If, if, if I can just open up for a moment.
-(high-pitched ringing) -(no audible dialogue)
(soft, distorted, instinct speaking)
(high-pitched ringing continues)
That's when I realized, if they believe in me,
well, darn it, it's okay for me to believe in me, too.
-And I-- -(high-pitched ringing)
(soft, distorted, indistinct speaking)
...to accept the position of Captain of the Guard.
(laughs) Aah. Boy, that feels good to get off my chest.
Thanks for listening, buddy.
Say, where did you get those medals, by the way?
(yelling): What? What was that?
Eugene, check out the medals!
(door closes)
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Now I got my eyes open and wide ♪
♪ My heart burnin' like fire ♪
♪ Feels like I'm so alive ♪
♪ I'm never going back ♪
♪ Whatever I want now, I'm gonna chase ♪
♪ Who I am I can't contain it ♪
♪ I'm not gonna hold it in ♪
♪ 'Cause there's more of me to give ♪
♪ Oh yeah, there's more of me to give ♪