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A-bomb: And so it was that
skaar was destined to wear
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The crown
upon a troubled brow.
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How did this unlikely tale
of woe come to pass?
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Only I, his chronicler,
can tell thee of...
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Red hulk:
Quit messing around in there!
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Uh, how can you
even sit on doom's throne?
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That's seriously bad mojo.
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Ugly chair surprisingly comfy.
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You've had enough face time,
shaggy. Now it's my turn.
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Speaking of time,
hulk's lost in it,
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Thanks to the leader
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Who broke into
the latverian embassy
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And stole a fancy
time machine belt
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From doctor doom's vault.
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Whatever ol' superdome
alters in the past
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Changes our present,
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Like turning new york
into dinosaur city.
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Greenie chased leader
into the past
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To undo the damage.
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He fixed the dino thing,
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So big brain went
forward in time a little
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And took over asgard.
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So, then the leader
turned everyone into vampires,
including the hulk.
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That didn't work out
so well for him either.
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So, now things
are all hulky-dory
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Here in the good
old u.S. Of a.
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You see? Look.
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Hydra? Sweet betsy ross!
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What is greenie doing
back there?
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(hulk yelling)
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Hulk: This sure doesn't
look like new york.
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Hydra?
Definitely not new york.
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Got a feeling
this is world war ii, europe.
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Better find the leader fast.
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If he tips
the balance of power,
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It's game over for uncle sam.
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It is. It's him.
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Captain america's
as wholesome as they come.
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Baseball, apple pie,
the whole nine yards.
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He's a bit square,
but we get along.
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Cap, good to see a familiar...
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Hey,
knock it off, cap!
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(grunting)
we're on the same side.
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I don't want to hurt you.
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That's a good joke
coming from a refugee
from the funny papers.
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(groans)
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I'll show you funny.
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Rogers, listen to me.
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Steve.
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(grunts) so you know my name.
What's that supposed to prove?
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I also know
about professor erskine
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And his super soldier serum.
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And that you like
double pickles and no
onions on your burgers.
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How do you know that kind
of top-secret information?
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Let's just say
I've done some work
for uncle sam myself.
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Well, in that case,
I'm sorry I jumped you.
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I thought you
were another of hydra's
experiments gone wrong.
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(scoffs) you're not far off.
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So, what's your name?
What outfit are you with?
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Call me hulk.
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The rest is kind
of hard to explain.
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Captain america: Army intel
thinks there's a hydra lab
in this castle
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Working on replicating
the super-soldier serum.
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Hulk: I'm looking
for a scientist, too.
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Calls himself "the leader."
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Must be trying to get
his hands on that serum.
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Then it sounds like
we have the same objective.
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Destroy the lab
and the serum
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Before it falls
into the wrong hands.
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Hydra soldier: Intruders!
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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Soldier: Open fire!
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Hulk?
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(groaning)
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Oh, ah!
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(groaning)
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Huh?
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(hulk screaming)
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Took a lot of guts
to come here alone, cap.
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Where's the rest
of your squad?
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On other missions.
Or in hospital.
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I'm on my own.
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Seems like every time
I take out a hydra base,
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Two more spring up
in its place.
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Take heart, cap. You're
fighting the good fight.
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And now you got
me as an ally.
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Red hulk: How in blazes
did hydra take over the world?
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It's like a nightmare.
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Yeah, but look
how clean everything is.
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I mean, this is new york city
and there's not even
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Any gum on the sidewalk.
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J. Jonah jameson:
A hydra society
is a prosperous society.
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100% employment, 0% crime,
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And no pesky choices,
like elections,
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That create disharmony.
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It is my honor
to present a special message
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From our supreme leader.
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Greetings, citizens.
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Leader?
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Boy, hulk sure is taking
his time with this mission.
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Do you get it?
"time" because of the...
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Because of the time machine?
(laughs)
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This isn't funny.
Things are getting worse.
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The leader:
I have good news.
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The rebel movement
has all but been smashed.
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Disloyalty will
not be tolerated.
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All dissidents will be sent
to re-education camps
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Before they can be part
of our good society.
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Our hydra society.
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(cheering)
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All: One, two, three, four,
we March till hydra
is no more.
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One, two, three,
four, we March till
hydra is no more.
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(chuckles) it'll take
more than a dictator
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With a king-sized cranium
to stamp out freedom
in this country.
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Man over p.A.:
This is an unlawful assembly.
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You're all under arrest.
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What happened to free speech?
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A-bomb:
We got to do something.
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(crowd screaming)
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Red hulk: That wasn't us.
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She hulk:
It's captain america.
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Uh, he's a lot older
and grayer than I remember.
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(chuckles) doubt this cap
was ever frozen.
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Let's give him a hand.
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Batter up, boys.
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Strike one! Strike two!
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Strike three!
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You're out!
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So, what are you,
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Some kind of crazy
hydra experiment gone wrong?
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You're not far off.
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We're gamma heroes
from an alternate timeline.
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Your hydra supreme leader
is a mad scientist
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From our present
who went into the past
to change the future.
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It's weird, I know.
Just trust us, captain rogers.
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We're on the same side.
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(scoffs) I've seen
plenty of strange stuff
since the rise of hydra.
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How'd those hydra creeps
take over the world, anyway?
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Using a super weapon
they developed
in world war ii.
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Skaar smash weapon.
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Easier said than done.
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In all these years,
the resistance
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Has never been able
to put a dent in it.
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That's because you never
had a team of hulks
to help you out.
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You may be right.
Follow me.
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Captain america: Intel thinks
hydra's developing
a secret weapon here
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Powerful enough
to stop the allied invasion.
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If d-day fails,
we lose the war.
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Then we better
make a difference.
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Working together,
I know we can.
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There. Now,
let's get in and get out.
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This setup
looks awful familiar.
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Man: It should look familiar,
captain america.
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I've recreated
professor erskine's equipment.
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Now hydra will have
its own super soldier.
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Captain america: Red skull.
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(machine whirring)
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(chuckles)
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The leader: And I have
made a few improvements
to the process
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That you will find
most interesting.
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(laughs)
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(groaning in pain)
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That's gamma energy.
We have to stop this.
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Open fire.
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Captain america:
I'll take care of the goons.
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(groaning)
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Armor's too strong.
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It was gamma
that turned me into a hulk.
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Add the super soldier serum
to the mix and...
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(hulk groaning)
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(evil chuckling)
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The leader:
I give you the green skull.
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(groans)
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At last you've met
your match, hulk.
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You were the product
of a much more
primitive experiment
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With gamma energy,
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But you, my green skull,
are perfection.
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(roars)
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(chuckling)
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(green skull grunts)
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Green skull:
I'm going to enjoy this.
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Ah!
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(grunting)
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(groans)
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(growls)
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War's over for you, captain.
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Haven't surrendered yet,
skull-face.
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(struggling)
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(roars)
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(groaning in pain)
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00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,622
Was ist das?
Weapons?
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The leader: Cameras.
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The fools thought
they'd be recording
a glorious victory.
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Instead, they've captured
a bitter defeat.
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We will use their cameras
to make an example of them.
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Leader: Indeed.
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With you and my gamma-powered
super weapon,
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00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:43,742
Hydra will conquer the world.
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Mmm.
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Red hulk:
Seeing all this hydra junk
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In the good old u.S.A.
Makes me sick.
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A-bomb: We there yet, cap?
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The weapon's based in there.
If we can get to it
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While its defenses
are down, we might be
able to destroy it.
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Just how big is this thing?
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00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:03,728
When activated,
no army has stood against it.
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00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,398
(siren blaring)
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00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,977
Yeah, cap.
This is going to be a problem.
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00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,682
The agents of s.M.A.S.H.
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00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,984
But the hulk
was never created
in this timeline.
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00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,820
Logically,
you oafs should not exist.
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00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,189
It's called a paradox, chief.
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00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,191
And I got a pair'a fists
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00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,061
That are ready to do
some serious smashing.
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00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,396
Skaar slash big wheel.
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00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:40,465
No, wait!
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00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,833
Hmm-mmm.
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00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:43,968
Ah!
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(all groaning)
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(evil chuckling)
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00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,090
(grunts)
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00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,892
Yeah, that hurt.
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00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,330
(grunting)
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00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,804
Ah! Ahhh!
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00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,006
(grunts)
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(groaning)
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00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:31,182
How very pathetic.
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(grunting)
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00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:38,890
She-hulk: Oh...
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I'm running low on ammo.
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I haven't been able to
get back to base and reload
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With all this
timeline jumping.
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Whereas my battle ring
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Has an inexhaustible
power supply.
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A living gamma battery.
(groaning in pain)
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00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,413
The leader's gamma-fied
the skull.
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He doesn't look
like a volunteer.
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00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:08,119
So all we have to do
is take down leader,
and we win this war.
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00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:12,357
The war ended years ago,
my poor deluded captain.
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Surrender, all of you,
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And I will spare
your miserable lives.
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So you can turn us
into gamma batteries
like skull-face?
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00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:20,565
Fat chance.
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00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:25,303
Hulks, make ready
for another assault.
We can do this.
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Now you're talking.
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00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,474
No, forget it.
It's too powerful.
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00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,142
We can't just surrender.
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00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,912
We don't have to go down
fighting, either. Come on.
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00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,883
I hope hulk is having
better luck in the past
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00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,819
'cause we are getting
our butts kicked.
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00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,858
(hulk groaning)
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00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:52,831
Save your brutish strength,
hulk. You'll need it.
255
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,844
Green skull:
Captain america,
256
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,613
The great hero of the allies.
257
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,516
You will help hydra
win this war
258
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,452
When you surrender
in front of the world.
259
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,587
Ah!
260
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,289
You're okay.
261
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,125
Merely a normal side-effect
of gamma exposure.
262
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,560
It'll pass.
263
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:26,097
Hang in there, cap.
We'll find a way out of this.
264
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,333
(straining)
265
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,471
It's hopeless.
266
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,473
How can we keep fighting?
267
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,876
How can we not?
268
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:41,212
Let's see you do it
without your gamma, hulk.
269
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,050
(screaming)
270
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,991
Captain america:
You're releasing me? Why?
271
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:56,127
You're about to find out,
foolish american.
272
00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,564
(wincing)
273
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,966
On your feet, captain rogers.
274
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:05,503
Time to pledge
your allegiance to hydra.
275
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,038
Nuts to that.
276
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,041
(grunting)
277
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,477
Oh, you will surrender,
278
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:16,514
Or my gamma siphon
will destroy the hulk.
279
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:20,451
Hulk: (groaning)
don't do it, cap.
Don't give in.
280
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,553
(grunting)
281
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,326
Hail leader
and the green skull.
282
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,263
Cap, no!
283
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,669
I said it. Hail hydra.
284
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,338
Well said, captain america.
(hulk groaning)
285
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,675
But I am not convinced.
286
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:49,080
This time, I will
broadcast your surrender
for all of europe to hear
287
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,650
While you are filmed
by your own cameras.
288
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,285
How can you do this?
289
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,554
How can I not?
290
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,291
(crackling)
291
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,195
Boom!
292
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,264
Uh, uh, well...
293
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:09,100
These colors never run,
hydra scum.
294
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,602
(helicopter hovering)
295
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,240
My hand cannons couldn't
even scratch the paint
296
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,977
On that overblown
ferris wheel.
297
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:22,347
I know we can't run forever,
but how can we keep fighting?
298
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,182
How can we not?
299
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:28,152
There was a moment,
a long time ago,
when I gave up,
300
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,456
And the leader and skull
built that weapon.
301
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,291
It was only later
that I realized,
302
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,461
If I didn't stand up
for freedom,
no one else might.
303
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,697
So I fought on for decades,
often alone,
304
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:43,501
To make up for that mistake,
and I won't make it again.
305
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,003
Ever.
306
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,006
(sniffles)
excuse me.
307
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,141
I think I got
something in my eye.
308
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,178
A-bomb: You feel that?
What is that?
309
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,649
Aw, I wish it wasn't that.
310
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,686
The leader: If you buffoons
won't surrender,
311
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,056
Then you leave me
no other choice
but to destroy you.
312
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:11,262
Let's do what we do best.
313
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,031
(evil chuckling)
314
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,671
We have to take out
those cannons.
315
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:24,042
You heard the man.
Shulkie, skaar, with me.
316
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,044
A-bomb, you and cap
draw its fire.
317
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,812
Ah!
318
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,380
A-bomb: Woo-hoo-hoo!
319
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,450
(groans)
320
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,356
Boom!
321
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,690
Ka-boom!
322
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,492
Bam!
323
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,228
Skaar smash.
324
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,296
Ah!
325
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,568
(grunting)
326
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:52,703
Ahh!
327
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,305
(gun clicking)
328
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,307
That's it. I'm out of ammo.
329
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,781
Skaar slash.
330
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,084
Red hulk: That thing's
still got half its weapons.
331
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:06,084
What do we do now?
332
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:11,155
If only we knew someone
who could drain
its gamma battery.
333
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:13,424
Yeah, I like the way
you think, shulkie.
334
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,293
Skaar, follow me.
335
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,761
(growls)
336
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,665
Into the breach, dog boy.
337
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:24,268
Pitiful.
338
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,838
They just can't see
when they're beaten.
339
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,473
Red hulk: Ha!
(groans in fear)
340
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,875
Make sure
skinny behaves himself.
341
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:34,412
Skaar slash
if leader move.
342
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,148
Hold still, ugly.
343
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,554
What are you doing? No!
344
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,755
(screaming)
345
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,396
(powering down)
346
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,471
Red hulk: Come on, skaar.
Let's blow this pop stand.
347
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,542
Fire in the hole!
348
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:16,454
(grunts)
349
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,324
(groaning)
350
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,898
It's your turn, leader.
351
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,332
That's close enough.
352
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,168
Oh!
353
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,572
Captain america:
Hey, skull-face.
354
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,211
Hulk: Cap, the siphon!
355
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,484
(yelling)
356
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,323
(grunts)
357
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,496
(groans)
358
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,935
Hulk: You're coming
with me, big brain.
359
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:05,803
Not while I still have time.
360
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,439
(laughs)
361
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,309
Hmm.
362
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,477
Captain america: Let him go.
We have work to do here.
363
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:18,516
The allies could really
use a machine like this
to win the war.
364
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,384
Think that's a good idea?
365
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:24,589
You're right.
366
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:30,828
Some weapons are too terrible
to ever be built,
no matter who controls them.
367
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,997
Captain america:
With hydra's supreme leader
and his war machine
368
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:36,367
Out of the picture,
the fight for freedom
just got a whole lot easier.
369
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:40,238
Thanks, cap, for reminding
us to never give up.
370
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,341
Thanks for reminding me
that you don't
have to go it alone.
371
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,276
When you're fighting
for what's right,
372
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,278
Other good people
will join the cause.
373
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,919
Red hulk: Hey, check it out.
374
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,422
Looks like greenie
managed to fix things
back in the past again.
375
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,525
Let's hope
he's coming back this time.
376
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,494
I mean, these alternate
timelines are cool and all,
377
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,296
But right now
all I want to do
378
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,832
Is get back to the city
and get a decent hotdog.
379
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:14,005
Thanks for
the morale
boost, friend.
380
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:15,439
So, will I ever
see you again?
381
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,907
Count on it.
382
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:22,313
See you in
the funny papers, cap.
383
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,048
It's easy to give up
a tough fight
384
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,883
When you're going it alone,
385
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:29,053
But having even one ally
against big odds
386
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,755
Can keep you in the game.
387
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,023
Hulk out.