1 00:00:08,307 --> 00:00:10,275 Hey, Hulkateers, what time is it? 2 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:12,444 Well, that's a good question. 'Cause the big green guy 3 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,313 went back in time to stop The Leader 4 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,782 from changing the past with this time machine belt 5 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:19,151 he stole from Dr. Doom's vault. 6 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,652 Whatever Leader messed up in the past, 7 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,055 we had to deal with the ripple effect in the present. 8 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,757 Like these super-smart dinosaurs, 9 00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:27,292 which would be totally awesome if they hadn't taken over the world 10 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:29,495 and tried to exterminate humans. 11 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,597 Hulk must have fixed it in the past 12 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:34,199 'cause everything's back to normal here in the Latverian Embassy. 13 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,369 Question is, when will the big green guy pop up next? 14 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,438 (CLANGING) 15 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,741 I'm gonna guess, the Viking age. (CHUCKLES) 16 00:00:49,315 --> 00:00:51,417 (CROW CAWING) 17 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,687 (SCREAMING) 18 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,258 Huh? 19 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:02,694 Rune-covered monoliths? Must be Iceland. 20 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,730 THE LEADER: Congratulations, oaf. 21 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,698 You've deduced where you are, 22 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:10,235 but haven't the faintest clue as to when or why. 23 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,103 Hello. 24 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,072 Hmm. 25 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:16,108 There you are, my little Berserker Staff. 26 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,709 No souvenirs, Leader. 27 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:20,479 I'm smashing you back to the future. 28 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:21,747 Right now! 29 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,583 (LEADER SHRIEKS) 30 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,385 (SIGHS) 31 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:29,621 And that is why you will ultimately fail. 32 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:32,391 Wherever we are, whenever we are, my... 33 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:33,859 FROST GIANT: Attack! 34 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:36,161 HULK: Frost Giants. 35 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,297 Definitely Iceland. 36 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,165 (ROARING) 37 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:42,501 LEADER: Whoa! Come and get me, big ice jerks! 38 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:46,405 Berserker Staff! 39 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:49,475 Now I will be unstoppable in battle! 40 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,443 (ROARING) 41 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:55,114 HULK: Sorry, frosty. 42 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:57,549 I'm the only rampaging smasher here. 43 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,085 Your brute strength won't save you now! 44 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:06,291 Well, that takes care of the giant uglies. 45 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:12,297 THE LEADER: Yes. Thank you, Hulk. 46 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,835 (CLANGS) (GRUNTS) 47 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:22,841 HULK: Young Thor? 48 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:25,310 How do you know my name, ogre? 49 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,379 It's okay. I'm a friend. 50 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,314 Or, I will be. 51 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:32,684 (ROARING) (GROWLING) 52 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,832 A-BOMB: So, either Hulk is stuck somewhere 53 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,268 in a field of electronic snow... 54 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,336 RED HULK: Or Shulkie can't figure how to make 55 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,372 this Doom-tech track down greenie! 56 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:55,207 Skaar fix. Whoa, whoa! 57 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:58,343 Down, boy. Fix with smarts! 58 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,479 Not with pointy things! 59 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:04,249 Ahh! Stupid machine! 60 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:07,252 (GRUNTING) 61 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,321 (GROWLING) (SCOFFS) 62 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,924 What? Skaar foot not pointy. 63 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,961 You know, just once I'd like to see Nature Boy 64 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,263 think before he smashes. 65 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:20,799 (EXPLOSION) 66 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:22,701 Great. 67 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,969 What else did you break? 68 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,773 SKAAR: Skaar not do that. 69 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,410 A-BOMB: Okay, so what is Thor's portal-thingy 70 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,878 doing here in Midtown? 71 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,315 Oh, great. It's Loki. 72 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:41,853 Beings of Midgard, prepare to be enslaved by your superiors. 73 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:50,395 I got your "superior" right here, horn head! 74 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,496 (GRUNTS) 75 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,936 (EVIL CHUCKLING) 76 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,405 (GROWLS) Take it easy, Skaar. 77 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,841 Remember, Loki's a trickster. 78 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:06,345 He got you locked up for 1,000 years on Asgard. 79 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:09,014 Skaar remember, and Skaar slash! 80 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:10,449 (SCREAMS) 81 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:13,018 (BABBLING AND GRUNTING) 82 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,319 SHE-HULK: This is what I'm talking about. 83 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,624 You need to fight him with brains! 84 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:21,260 Obviously, something none of you possess. 85 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:25,964 (SHE-HULK GRUNTING) 86 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,334 (SCOFFS) 87 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:31,703 (SHE-HULK GROANING) 88 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,839 LOKI: Foolish ogress. 89 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:36,875 You dare match wits with the Prince of Mischief? 90 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,352 A-BOMB: About time we got some backup. 91 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:50,355 Your no-good brother is out of control! 92 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,424 You dare speak ill of Loki? 93 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:53,659 (GRUNTS) (WHIMPERS) 94 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,894 (GROANING) Wait, wait. 95 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:59,731 Thor doesn't know us, and he's friends with Loki? 96 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:04,670 Oh, what is greenie doing back in the past, anyway? 97 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,706 You will surrender the Berserker Staff, jade ogre! 98 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,309 Or you will meet your doom! 99 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:12,678 You're barely a match for me all grown up. 100 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,479 Now you're just a punk kid! 101 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,381 (CHUCKLES) 102 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,317 (MUFFLED SPEECH) 103 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:20,085 YOUNG LOKI: Silence, beast! 104 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,521 That arrogant punk happens to be 105 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,356 my brother! 106 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,859 THE LEADER: I warn you, young magician. 107 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,395 Brute force is useless against him. 108 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:31,830 Use your wits. 109 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:33,899 (HULK ROARING) 110 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:39,004 (MUFFLED SCREAMING) 111 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,440 Now, brother. While he is blinded! 112 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:43,342 (YOUNG THOR GRUNTING) 113 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:44,710 (WHIRRING) 114 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,611 YOUNG LOKI: Now, to bind the beast! 115 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,950 (EVIL CHUCKLE) 116 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:56,421 There is no escaping my manacles, you emerald beast. 117 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:59,691 The more you struggle, the tighter they bind. 118 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:03,495 I thank you for your sage advice, large-headed one. 119 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,630 You may go. YOUNG THOR: Nay, brother! 120 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:08,400 We will bring both these ogres and their trinkets 121 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:13,438 back to the All-Father, as tokens of our glorious victory this day. 122 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,408 Along with the Berserker Staff we were sent for. 123 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:18,443 Do not touch the staff, brother, 124 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:21,046 lest its power of unleashed rage overwhelm you! 125 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:24,416 Still, gloved hands 126 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:27,552 might be a wiser course of action. 127 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,787 YOUNG THOR: Very well, brother Loki. 128 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,489 And let us make for Asgard. 129 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:32,657 Open the Bifrost! 130 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:34,526 (THUNDERING CRACKLING) 131 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:44,970 SENTRY: Hail, Odin, All-Father of Asgard! 132 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:49,474 ODIN: What strange creatures be these? 133 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,610 THE LEADER: I am merely a humble wizard, 134 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:56,515 offering my services to the great All-Father, Odin of Asgard. 135 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,420 Honeyed words from a forked tongue. 136 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:03,789 I trust him not. 137 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:07,492 You did well to defeat these odd green ogres, Thor. 138 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:10,462 Thank you, Father. But I could not have won the day with Lok... 139 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:13,665 And the Berserker Staff? YOUNG LOKI: As you instructed, Father. 140 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,570 Loki! Where is the other piece? 141 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:24,876 The fragments do not match. A third piece is missing from the middle! 142 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:27,679 Do you realize the danger of your blunder? 143 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,051 YOUNG THOR: Do not blame Loki, Father. 144 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,986 Anyone could have made that mistake. 145 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,455 ODIN: You are not anyone. 146 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:38,824 You are Princes of Asgard! 147 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:41,193 This hammer, Mjolnir, 148 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:44,830 was forged for the day when one of you proves worthy. 149 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,232 Possessing not only the strength to wield it, 150 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,569 but the wisdom to wield it wisely. 151 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,205 Only then will it be bound to that son forever 152 00:07:53,207 --> 00:07:55,140 as a force for good! 153 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:58,844 Sadly, today is not that day, Loki. 154 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:02,547 Now you can escort these prisoners to the dungeons. 155 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:04,683 Thor, come with me. 156 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:08,253 YOUNG LOKI: Here, you lumbering oaf. This is your cell. 157 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:08,253 (GRUNTING) 158 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:13,792 (GROANING) Why will my father not see my true worth? 159 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:16,561 Because you are not his true son. 160 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:17,496 Liar! 161 00:08:18,197 --> 00:08:20,632 Don't blame the messenger. 162 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:23,602 You know this to be true in your heart. 163 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:28,173 YOUNG LOKI: No! (GROANING) 164 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:32,744 Odin will never accept you, a Frost Giant, as his heir. 165 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,680 Because he fears you are his superior. 166 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:40,185 Imagine an Asgard where intellect rules, instead of brute strength. 167 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:43,889 You have a power far greater, Loki. 168 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,757 Your mind. 169 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,759 Use it for your gain. 170 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,864 (CLANGS) 171 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,836 (GRUNTS) 172 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,237 (YELLING) 173 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,140 Hulk smash Leader! 174 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,544 (HULK SMASHING) (WHIMPERING) 175 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,747 Back, ogre! You are no match for... 176 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,949 (SHRIEKS) Hulk smash Loki! 177 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,717 SENTRY: He has the prince! 178 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,185 Release him, beast! 179 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,687 (ROARING) 180 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:18,657 (CONTINUES ROARING) 181 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:18,657 SENTRY: No! Hmm... 182 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,694 HULK: Hulk smash puny guards! 183 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,729 Hulk smash Asgard! 184 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,167 (ROARING) 185 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,106 Ah! 186 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,718 That which threatens Asgard 187 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,087 must first face the wrath of Odin. 188 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:52,290 (ROARING) 189 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:58,196 (GRUNTS) Hulk smash Odin! 190 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,132 (ROARS) 191 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,847 So, you possess the missing piece of the Berserker Staff? 192 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,249 You will not fall easily. 193 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,051 (GROWLING) 194 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,827 Even with a Berserker rage, 195 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:32,030 no monster shall stand before the king of Asgard. 196 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,201 (GASPS) (ROARS) 197 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,769 (ROARING) 198 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,743 (GROANING) 199 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:48,713 (ROARS) 200 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:49,981 YOUNG LOKI: Father! 201 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,650 YOUNG THOR: Help our father, brother. 202 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,284 I will subdue this beast! 203 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:58,423 Hmm. 204 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,592 YOUNG LOKI: Don't speak, Father. Rest. 205 00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,661 Your Odin sleep will revive you. 206 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:06,831 Someone must serve as All-Father. 207 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,734 Whoever defeats the green ogre 208 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,003 will be worthy to carry my spear. 209 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,739 You will pay. 210 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:16,441 Ogre. 211 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,312 (GROWLS) THE LEADER: When will you learn... 212 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:25,316 your brutish strength is no match for my superior mind, 213 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,818 you lumbering buffoon? 214 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,720 (ROARING) 215 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,429 (CLATTERS) 216 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,167 (PANTING) 217 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,935 YOUNG THOR: The Berserker Staff fragment! 218 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,772 Clearly, the green ogre hid it, 219 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,241 to use as a weapon against us! 220 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,077 THE LEADER: By Odin's own decree... 221 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:55,814 I humbly accept the title of All-Father. 222 00:11:55,816 --> 00:12:01,052 Behold, the dawning of a new age of intellect for Asgard! 223 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,253 (BOTH GASPING) 224 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:19,404 Kneel before your All-Father. 225 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,742 Seriously? Leader rules Asgard? 226 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:27,112 Cuz must have really messed up the past this time. 227 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,781 THE LEADER: Under my impeccable leadership, 228 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,350 we have conquered eight realms. 229 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,887 Naturally, I saved the best for last. 230 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,356 Once we have taken over Earth, um... 231 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,126 Midgard... I will finally bestow 232 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:44,763 this hammer to the one of you I deem worthy. 233 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:48,900 I will enchant them to destroy one another for your amusement. 234 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:52,804 I will bring you the ogres' heads on pikes, to prove my worth. 235 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,172 Tempting. 236 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,408 But I prefer to let the Frost Giants finish them. 237 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,910 (GROWLING) 238 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,848 HULK: What's the matter with you, Thor? 239 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,217 Are you just gonna let that wizard take over Asgard? 240 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,952 He can't be trusted. 241 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,922 Silence! Your punishment awaits. 242 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:15,059 YOUNG THOR: I bring the prisoner as you command, All-Father. 243 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:19,564 HULK: Seriously? All-Father? You? 244 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,800 Wow. 245 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:25,804 I earned the throne by using my superior intellect 246 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,238 to defeat you, savage! 247 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,809 I will fulfill the All-Father's legacy 248 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,077 by taking over the nine realms, 249 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,345 and enslave... 250 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:38,049 Um, uniting them under my leadership. 251 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,819 For that, I will require an army, 252 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,022 and these Frost Giants will be unstoppable 253 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:48,159 once they've been charged up with the most powerful force in the universe... 254 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,862 gamma energy. 255 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,898 Where are you gonna get gamma in the middle of the Viking Age? 256 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,836 The small-minded believe Asgard is based on magic, 257 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,572 but my genius sees it for what it is, 258 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:05,143 super-advanced science, that I will put to my use. 259 00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,982 (SCREAMING AND GROANING) 260 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,253 (HULK SCREAMING) 261 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:27,632 Yes! A gamma-powered army and your painful demise 262 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,901 in one fell swoop. 263 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,871 I am nothing if not efficient. 264 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:36,007 Thor! This isn't what Odin wanted! 265 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,543 He'd never enslave other worlds! 266 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,979 His words ring true, brother. 267 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:44,482 Father always fought to maintain peace in the nine realms. 268 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,217 Odin was weak. 269 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,287 He never understood the true power of the mind. 270 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,956 Not as we do, Loki. 271 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,092 Follow your intellect, and you may yet 272 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,427 prove worthy of this hammer. 273 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:59,931 How wise is it to torture someone who's telling you the truth? 274 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,934 Feeling worthy yet? 275 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:08,406 This is wrong! (GRUNTS) 276 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,108 THE LEADER: Stop it, you little fool! 277 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,681 You dare defy the All-Father? 278 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,050 Leave my brother alone! (GRUNTS) 279 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,985 He's not your brother! 280 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,288 And you ain't no All-Father. 281 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,190 I beat Odin. I can beat you, too! 282 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:30,028 You only defeated Odin because I gave you the Berserker Staff 283 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,163 and sent you into a crazed rage! 284 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,032 Ah! 285 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,302 You... You deceived us! 286 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,671 HULK: You two go wake your father. 287 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:42,540 I'll keep The Leader busy. 288 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,109 Always wanted to swing that hammer. 289 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,412 Good thing it hadn't been enchanted to anybody yet. 290 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,116 We smashed them snowmen into powder once before. 291 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,953 We can do it again! Even with our hands tied! 292 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,623 (GROWLING) 293 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:03,061 Did I mention they were gamma Frost Giants? 294 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,303 We can't muscle our way out of this. 295 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,073 We need to think of something else! 296 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,543 (GRUNTING) Skaar want to chain horn head man! 297 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,678 See how horn head man like! 298 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,281 SHE-HULK: That's it! 299 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,683 Skaar, you're a genius! 300 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,519 Skaar, a genius? Skaar, a genius? 301 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,154 Yeah! Just do what I do! 302 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,356 Tug of war! 303 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,690 Now! (ALL GRUNTING) 304 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,002 THOR: Free us from these bonds, brother! 305 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,537 LOKI: But that would release the ogres! 306 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,174 What choice have we? They smell of rancid yak musk. 307 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:57,015 Your magic serves you well, my brother. 308 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:57,015 Oh, yeah? 309 00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:02,153 Well, let me show you clowns a little magic, Red Hulk-style. 310 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,254 (ROARS) (LOKI AND THOR GRUNTING) 311 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:09,193 Only thing stronger than our stank is our smash! 312 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,163 Nice arm. How 'bout using it on some Frost Giants? 313 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,766 RED HULK: Smashball special, comin' up! 314 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,567 (GRUNTING) 315 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,142 You're next, freezer-face! Feel the burn! 316 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,614 What... 317 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:33,384 Smart. 318 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,320 (BOTH GROAN) 319 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,457 You imbeciles think you can earn this hammer by failing me? 320 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,426 LOKI: Please forgive us, All-Father! 321 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:44,429 We will prove ourselves worthy! 322 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,198 Then please do something useful for a change. 323 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,769 SHE-HULK: You gonna take that from big bro? 324 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,138 Use your power and fight back! 325 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,075 Use brain. Leader never give you hammer. 326 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,544 Even Skaar know that. 327 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:03,347 Perhaps the ogres are right. Nay, brother. 328 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:07,285 For better or worse, Leader is still All-Father. 329 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,588 Hmm. Then let us decide once and for all 330 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,690 who was worthy to wield the hammer! 331 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,259 (BOTH GRUNTING) 332 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,630 (LAUGHING) Victory is mine! 333 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,799 I claim Mjolnir! 334 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:25,136 THE LEADER: You think brute strength makes you worthy? 335 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:29,173 As long as I am All-Father, you will never wield the hammer. 336 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,243 Loki, embrace your destiny at my side! 337 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,344 (LOKI CHUCKLES) 338 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,447 LOKI: Yes, All-Father. 339 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,250 THOR: No! 340 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:41,652 (GROANING) 341 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,721 (EVIL LAUGHTER) 342 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,291 I was hoping you'd do that! 343 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,761 Wait, you tricked him into giving me the hammer? 344 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:54,265 Who knew you could be so clever, brother? 345 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,168 Use your brain, trickster! Use the hammer on him. 346 00:18:57,170 --> 00:19:02,306 He is my brother! If not by blood, then by battle! 347 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,841 Yes, brother! 348 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,145 Now let us combine our might, and depose this pretender 349 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,579 from the throne of Asgard. 350 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,647 Never! 351 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,316 Now, brother! 352 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,486 For Asgard! 353 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,256 No! (GRUNTING) 354 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:20,858 (THE LEADER SCREAMING) 355 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,329 (THUDS) 356 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,266 Why, brother? Why give me the hammer? 357 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,168 It was the smart thing to do. 358 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:35,206 (SCREAMING) 359 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:39,377 Our weapons may be equal, but my intellect will always be superior! 360 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,313 If you're really that smart, you'd know when to shut up! 361 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,184 (THUDS) 362 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:49,253 Yeah. Sometimes brawn does beat brains. 363 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,862 Uh... About that "smashing you" thing before? 364 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,398 I can explain. 365 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,867 No explanation is necessary. 366 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,870 The sons of Odin have told all. 367 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:09,207 There is one more matter to be settled, Father. 368 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,742 If, in fact, you are my father. 369 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,578 ODIN: It is true, Loki. 370 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,214 You are not my son by birth. 371 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:20,218 You're far too clever to have come from this stubborn old warrior. 372 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:25,790 But still, I am proud to call myself your father. 373 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,960 But those who abuse their intellect, 374 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,696 will face the wrath of Odin. 375 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,965 Well, that's certainly not the wise play. 376 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,235 (CLICKS) (VORTEX RUMBLING) 377 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,705 HULK: (SIGHS) Not again. 378 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,242 We are forever indebted to you Hulks 379 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,912 for helping us to see the true nature of this so-called Leader. 380 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:52,016 We're just glad you finally shut his big, stinkin' pie hole. 381 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,318 The time has come to wake Father 382 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,587 and return his spear and hammer. 383 00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,458 You should keep the hammer, brother. You've earned it. 384 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,761 THOR: Farewell, my muscular friends. We will meet again soon. 385 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:08,432 Leader won't get far, if I can help it. 386 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:12,336 I can send you wherever you need to go to hunt down the fiend. 387 00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,605 (BEEPING) (CLICKING) 388 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,441 Appreciate the offer, but it's more of a... 389 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,609 whenever. 390 00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,650 Gonna take brains and brawn 391 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,386 to stop Leader from messing with the past. 392 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,921 Just hope I can use them both well. 393 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,323 Hulk out!