1 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:10,609 HULK: Let's get 'em, Smashers. 2 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,781 Gamma, gamma, hey, Hulk Nation. 3 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:18,083 We are free once more. 4 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:19,752 We've been cleared of our crimes by S.H.I.E.L.D. 5 00:00:19,754 --> 00:00:23,188 and are doing what we do best, smashing! 6 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,758 At the moment, we're smashing through Leader's drones 7 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,093 so we can bring him to justice for framing us. 8 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:30,062 Oh, and for trying to destroy the world 9 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:32,031 like 10 billion times. (GROWLING) 10 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:33,732 HULK: He's here this time. I know it. 11 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,501 SHE-HULK: How do we know this isn't just another 12 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:37,403 one of his abandoned lairs? 13 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:38,604 Call it a hunch. 14 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,807 Frustrating, isn't it, 15 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:44,109 how I always manage to stay 16 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:47,346 one step ahead of you lumbering behemoths? 17 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:51,784 (GRUNTS) (CRASHING) 18 00:00:51,786 --> 00:00:53,685 Haven't you monsters learned by now 19 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,121 that your uncontrollable rage is no match 20 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:57,756 for my superior intellect? 21 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:58,824 (GROWLING) 22 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,694 Then again, 23 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:06,331 I suppose you brutes are incapable of learning anything. 24 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:07,566 (ROARING) 25 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,103 Oh, no. He's in one of his moods. 26 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,771 At ease, soldier. 27 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,174 Do what I do. Take a breath and count to 10. 28 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:18,677 Ha. Like you can even make it to five. 29 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,779 Whoa, cuz, take a chill pill. (LOW GROWLING) 30 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,681 There's nothing here. 31 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:25,150 HULK: Another dead end! 32 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,586 (GRUNTS) 33 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,590 (GRUNTS AND GROWLS) 34 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,858 (RUMBLING) 35 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,262 A-BOMB: Uh... Hulk? 36 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:44,870 HULK: A hidden lair. 37 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,107 RED HULK: Greenie, wait! 38 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:50,576 There's something familiar about this place. 39 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,811 (EVIL LAUGH) 40 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,279 HULK: I'm coming for you, Leader. 41 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,282 (EVIL LAUGH) 42 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,818 Show yourself, coward. Now. 43 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,787 Dude, do we need to hug it out? 'Cause we can. 44 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,522 And we will right here. 45 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:05,891 (GRUNTING) 46 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:08,794 A-BOMB: Oh! Whoa, what is this place? 47 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:11,163 (METALLIC CLANKING) (ALL GROANING) 48 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:14,133 I'm going to go with a really fast elevator. 49 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:18,537 Uh-oh. Now I know why this place looks so familiar. 50 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,572 It's the Green Room. 51 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,342 Hmm. Room look gray to Skaar. 52 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,244 RED HULK: It's a code name, Shaggy, 53 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,778 for a trap I had built 54 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,281 to contain Greenie back in the day. 55 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,250 Never saw it finished. 56 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:32,784 Forgot it was even here. 57 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,553 HULK: Won't be here long. 58 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:34,553 (YELLING) 59 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:39,925 No trap is strong enough to hold Hulk. (GRUNTS) 60 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:41,760 RED HULK: Yeah, that's right. 61 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,762 That's why I designed this one to drive you 62 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:47,366 so bonkers, you'd give up trying to escape. 63 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:51,170 But you never got a chance to use it, did you, General? 64 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,705 Let's put it and its toys 65 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,374 to the test, shall we? 66 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:00,879 (LOW GROWLING) 67 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,461 Hulk smash Leader's gun, 68 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,430 then Hulk smash Leader. 69 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,199 (ROARING) 70 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,467 Stand down, Green. 71 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:24,570 You don't want to do that, trust me. 72 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:25,971 (GRUNTS) 73 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:34,479 ALL: No! Greenie! Big guy! 74 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,548 (THUDS) HULK: Whoa... 75 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,251 What was that? 76 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:40,919 RED HULK: Anti-gamma cannon. 77 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,455 I created it as a weapon of last resort 78 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:45,591 to blast the gamma right out of you. 79 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,693 Well, it worked just like all your other weapons 80 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:50,529 of last resort, as in "not." 81 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,698 Hey. Don't start with me, Jones. 82 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,833 Yeah, ease up on Red, Rick. 83 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,468 (GRUNTS) He clearly tried his best. 84 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,237 Yeah, hello? 85 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,672 His best to hunt you down like an animal. 86 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:03,709 (CHUCKLES) No big deal. I forgave Red. 87 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,877 It's all good now. Ow. 88 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,880 Uh, why Hulk so calm? 89 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,949 I am kind of calm, huh? 90 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,919 My mind feels clear. 91 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,520 Clearer than ever. 92 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,591 But still pathetically feeble 93 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,794 when compared to my superior mind. 94 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:26,265 Nevertheless, it will amuse me to match wits, 95 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:29,868 and I use that term loosely, with you ogres. 96 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:33,872 In other words, come and get me. 97 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,541 (EVIL LAUGH) 98 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:40,846 (GROWLS) You're going to eat those words, Super Skull. 99 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,781 Come on, Smashers. A-BOMB: Me first! 100 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,317 SHE-HULK: Let's smash that big brain. (CHUCKLES) 101 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,685 Oh, those guys. 102 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:53,058 Uh, you saw that, too, right, Hulksters? 103 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,894 Did that Hulk shadow just wink? 104 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,929 Ah, must be an optical illusion. 105 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,599 Yeah, that's it. Right. 106 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,536 (GRUNTS) Another dead end. 107 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,873 A-BOMB: And we're trapped again. 108 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:09,741 Whoops. 109 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:11,843 Skaar hate box! 110 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:13,845 Easy, Skaar. 111 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,881 Red designed this place, remember? 112 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,317 I'm sure he can find a way out. 113 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,584 Yeah. 114 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,788 (GRUNTS) 115 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:25,891 You got that right, Greenie. Follow me. 116 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,959 Come on, double time. 117 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,730 (EVIL LAUGH) 118 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,703 A-BOMB: Whoa, deja vu all over again. 119 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,805 RED HULK: Ah, nuts. 120 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,840 We landed in the puzzle box. 121 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,842 Bunch of identical rooms that keep shifting around 122 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,944 so you can never find your way out. 123 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,613 Wow. And you thought of that? 124 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,482 That's actually pretty clever. 125 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,918 SKAAR: Huh? 126 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,621 This not pretty. Not pretty at all. (GROANING) 127 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,090 It's the liquid metal. 128 00:05:58,092 --> 00:06:01,026 Another trap I put in to drive Hulk crazy. 129 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,528 Well, congratulations, Red, it's working. 130 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,863 (WHIMPERING) 131 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,498 Guys, guys, guys, 132 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,433 you just need to relax. 133 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:12,404 Don't know why, but, for the first time 134 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:13,972 in a long time, 135 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,641 I don't feel like a monster... 136 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:18,810 (INHALES) ... and I like it. 137 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,513 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 138 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:22,814 Uh, how am I supposed to relax 139 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,950 when I'm sinking to my doom? 140 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:27,786 I'm an agent of S.M.A.S.H., not an agent of chill. 141 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,921 Somebody needs to hug it out, huh? 142 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,591 Or maybe just shake hands. 143 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:33,825 (GRUNTING) 144 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,128 If you don't move, you don't sink, 145 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:39,131 so just sit back and Zen out. 146 00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:41,566 Uh, okay. (SHE-HULK GROANING) 147 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,169 Skaar float. 148 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,904 So now we just float here? 149 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,774 Yeah, and let Red clear his head 150 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,842 so he can remember the way out. 151 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:54,780 There is no way out, Swami Lame-o. 152 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:56,948 No, wait. 153 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,184 There is a pattern to the shifting boxes. 154 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:03,455 Left, up, down, right, 155 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,024 which makes the exit... 156 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:07,959 (GRUNTING) 157 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:09,895 ALL: Whoa! 158 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:14,032 (CHUCKLES) Did you honestly believe 159 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,535 I wouldn't change the combination, General? 160 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,437 (YELLING) 161 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,605 (GROANS) 162 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,841 (EVIL LAUGH) 163 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,911 When I get my fists on that so and so... 164 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,814 I've realized I don't like you when you're angry, Red. 165 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,849 What do you say we try counting to 10? 166 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,818 One, two... 167 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,753 Eight, nine, ten. (THUDS) 168 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,989 Now, did that make you feel better? 169 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,925 Actually, no, 170 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,626 but this will. 171 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:42,928 Don't you go soft on me 172 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,963 you lily-livered milk sap. 173 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,565 Get mad! 174 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:54,005 It's like talking to a wall. 175 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,174 (GRUNTS) Hate to interrupt the pep rally, guys, 176 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,109 but this wall's talking back. 177 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:59,878 (GRUNTING) (METAL CLANKING) 178 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,046 Ain't you even going to lend 179 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,582 a smashing hand here for crying out loud? 180 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,684 No need to get riled up. 181 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,853 I'm sure this will sort itself out. 182 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,088 Great, that makes one of us. (GRUNTS) 183 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,823 Guys, give me a hand. 184 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,625 You can't just sit there, you're gonna get... (GRUNTING) 185 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:18,964 Impaled? 186 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,899 How did you know that would work? 187 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,968 Must respond to resistance. 188 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,971 Yeah. Figured it was something like that. 189 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:29,107 Figured? What is wrong with you? 190 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,142 Yeah, you've been acting like a weirdo 191 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,945 since you took that anti-gamma blast. 192 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,747 Wait a minute. 193 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,917 The cannon didn't blast the gamma out of your bod. 194 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,853 It blasted it out of your brain. Ha! 195 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,688 My weapon of last resort worked. 196 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,056 In your face, Jones. 197 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,559 Great, so now we're stuck in your maze 198 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,694 with a Slacker Hulk who won't smash 199 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,997 his way out of a paper bag. (HULK GROANS) 200 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,965 Who needs to smash? 201 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,101 You just have to listen 202 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:59,838 and let the solution reveal itself. 203 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,006 (METAL CRANKING) 204 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,009 RED HULK: You gotta be kidding me. 205 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,777 That was pure luck. 206 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,217 (GROANS) Oh! Back in cave. 207 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:15,587 Who cares? At least Hulk got us out of the loony bin. 208 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,223 You know, maybe Zen Hulk is on to something. 209 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,593 You did save us, cousin, but we are still trapped. 210 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,995 Yeah, inside a big elevator, 211 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,898 and I know where all the buttons are. 212 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,667 I'll have us out of here in no time. (BEEPING) 213 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:29,801 (ELECTRICITY SHUTS DOWN) Hmm. 214 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,036 Well, that's not supposed to happen. 215 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,638 Hey, okay, (CHUCKLES) who's grabbing me? 216 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,973 Whoa! (STRUGGLING) 217 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,075 Something's got me! Let go! 218 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:39,945 That was weird. 219 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,314 Where Red go? 220 00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:44,149 I don't know, but look at those marks. 221 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,617 Whatever grabbed him must have been 222 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,085 really powerful to drag him off. 223 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,287 Don't just stand there. We have to find him. 224 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,655 Do something. 225 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:53,792 Whoa, whoa. Try something else. 226 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,126 Skaar not floaty. 227 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:57,729 (BUZZING) 228 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,133 Oh, great. Buzz saws. 229 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,603 Um, don't panic? 230 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,904 Uh, too late. 231 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,807 (SKAAR GRUNTING) 232 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,909 Skaar slash buzzy thing. 233 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:14,212 (GRUNTS) Buzzy thing slash Skaar's sword. 234 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,948 Whoa. Yeah, these things can hurt us. 235 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,784 (CHUCKLES) They're probably gamma powered. 236 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,821 Which means they can slice through us. (GRUNTS) 237 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,223 And probably through each other, too. 238 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,631 Green guy, you're a genius. 239 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,033 I am? 240 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:38,370 I think I'm actually starting to like the new laid-back you. 241 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:43,875 (GRUNTS) 242 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,011 Skaar hate buzzy things. 243 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,646 Skaar, behind you! 244 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:49,047 Skaar! 245 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,884 (GROWLING) Let Skaar go. (GROANS) 246 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,419 (GROWLING) 247 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:56,955 No. 248 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:59,024 (GRUNTING) What was that? 249 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,993 It's the same creepy shadow I saw before. 250 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,228 It must have got Red, too. 251 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,964 Now that's really weird. 252 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,900 Weird? Really? That's all you've got to say? 253 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,269 We just lost Red and Skaar. (METAL CLANKS) 254 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,904 (ALL GASPING) A-BOMB: Whoa! 255 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,006 HULK: But we found the gravity. 256 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,242 This place is totally messing with my mind. 257 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,744 Pretty sure that's what it's designed to do. 258 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,713 You just can't let it get to you. 259 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:25,984 Ah, the monster attempts to think rationally. 260 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:29,320 It would be amusing if it wasn't so pathetic. 261 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:33,158 You. You're trying to make me mad, aren't you? 262 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,828 But I can control my anger now. THE LEADER: Wrong. 263 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,030 I control your anger, 264 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,933 and I can unleash it any time I want, 265 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,169 like the minotaur from the labyrinth. 266 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,806 (EVIL LAUGH) 267 00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:53,745 Come and face it if you dare. 268 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,180 Dare this, uber-brow. 269 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,781 (GRUNTS) 270 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,984 Now, Jen, was that really necessary? 271 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,419 Whoa, whoa, whoa, big guy, 272 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,054 you're not seriously thinking of going back 273 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,989 into the stacking blocks of doom? 274 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,357 Nah, I'm just doing it. 275 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,494 What is he talking about? 276 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,029 (GRUNTS) 277 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,933 Whoa! (GRUNTS) 278 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:18,002 Have you totally lost it? (RUMBLING) 279 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,042 Ah! 280 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,744 HULK: Relax, Jen. 281 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,979 Leader wants us to come to him. 282 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,048 He's probably got Red and Skaar, 283 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,984 so just go with the flow. 284 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,353 More like drown with the flow. 285 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,156 (SPUTTERING) 286 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,424 (METAL CLANKING) 287 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,126 Mmm! Mmm! 288 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,198 (THUDDING) 289 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,034 (COUGHING) 290 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,102 (GASPS) 291 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,807 (EXHALES) Wow. That was refreshing. 292 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,544 Oh, and a way out. 293 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,045 It's too easy. 294 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,315 Run! 295 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,950 (GRUNTS) 296 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,852 A-BOMB: Hulk, do something! 297 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,521 (BOTH GRUNTING) 298 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,091 You know, this Unflappable Hulk 299 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,927 is getting to be a real pain in my... Ow! 300 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,529 HULK: You guys coming or what? 301 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,098 (HUMMING) 302 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,570 BOTH: Down! 303 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,374 A-BOMB: Are you trying to get us fried? 304 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,342 I'm not trying to do anything. 305 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,278 I'm just letting it happen. 306 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,248 Wow, that thing is cool. 307 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,184 I got to get a closer look. 308 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,019 A-BOMB: If you say so, big guy. 309 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,288 (HULK GRUNTS) A-BOMB: Wait! 310 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,991 The patterns are endless. 311 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,394 Jen, Rick, come check this out. 312 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,031 A-BOMB: This is a bad idea. 313 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,266 Uh-oh. 314 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,869 (GROWLING) 315 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,438 (WHIMPERING AND YELLING) 316 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,340 (SCREAMING) A-BOMB: Whoa! 317 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,075 Jen? Rick? 318 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,612 (THUDS) 319 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,882 Huh, guess I lost them. 320 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:14,118 What? It's not like I don't care about my friends. 321 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,588 I just know things will work out. 322 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:18,189 They always do. 323 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,127 Ooh, probably don't want to stay in here. 324 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,963 Poison gas. 325 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,198 Perfect. (CLATTERS) 326 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,301 (GRUNTING) 327 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,004 Much better. 328 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,640 (HUMMING) 329 00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,410 Uh-oh. That was bound to happen. 330 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,050 Oh, hey, I was just looking for you. 331 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:50,922 Congratulations on successfully negotiating my labyrinth, 332 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,323 a feat for which your cohorts 333 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,093 proved laughably incapable. (MACHINE WHIRRING) 334 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:55,093 You're going to be laughing 335 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,996 out of the other side of your face 336 00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,064 when Greenie's through with you, egghead. 337 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,966 Yeah, big guy, go pound some sense 338 00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,902 into that oversized skull. (CLICKS) 339 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,939 Hey, hey, hey. Okay, okay. 340 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,307 I don't understand. 341 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,342 Is this supposed to make me angry? 342 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,178 Threatening my friends with a weapon that didn't even work? 343 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,214 Didn't it? 344 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,049 I promised you the minotaur 345 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,018 at the center of the labyrinth. 346 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,320 Say hello to your dark half. 347 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,389 Huh? 348 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,491 (ROARING) 349 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,427 Hello. Don't you remember me, Hulk? 350 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,330 I'm everything you despise about yourself. 351 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,033 Everything you try to keep buried. 352 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,435 Your impatience, your hatred, 353 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,705 your unbridled fury. 354 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:44,242 Yeah. I also remember you're not real. 355 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,111 You're just a manifestation of my own fear. 356 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:51,683 Ah, that's where you're once again sadly mistaken. 357 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:54,085 You see, I made some improvements 358 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,587 on General Ross's anti-gamma cannon. 359 00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,457 (GROANS) 360 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,363 THE LEADER: I used it to wrest all the negative qualities out of you 361 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,366 and manifest them in physical form, 362 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,034 leaving you defenseless 363 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,436 against your own worst enemy, 364 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,972 yourself. 365 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:17,041 (GROWLS) Now that I'm free from your weak husk, 366 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,744 I will destroy everything I see, 367 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,746 starting with you. 368 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,215 (GROWLING) 369 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,683 (GROANS) 370 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,122 (HULK GROANING) 371 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,661 That all you got, you worthless coward? 372 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,563 (GROANS) 373 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,231 I don't want to fight you, 374 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,234 and deep down, I don't think you want to fight me either. 375 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,637 (GROWLS) You make me want to puke. 376 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:50,041 I'm going to crush you like the puny little bug you are. 377 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,776 That's just the anger talking. 378 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:51,776 (GRUNTS) 379 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,746 DARK HULK: You got that right, wimp. 380 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,414 Come on, big guy. You can beat him. 381 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,383 Hulk's the strongest one there is. 382 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,151 Not if he doesn't get angry. 383 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,520 So what's he waiting for, 384 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,489 someone to say, "Pretty please"? 385 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:08,026 Skaar mad. Hulk get mad, too. 386 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,661 Haven't you Neanderthals figured it out? 387 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,764 He can't get mad. 388 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:16,167 That's what makes my revenge so delicious. 389 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,036 Forcing you to watch your friend 390 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:21,039 helplessly beaten down by the very monster 391 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,041 he always feared himself to be. 392 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,644 And what would make my revenge even sweeter? 393 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,213 Multiplying it by five. 394 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,817 I'll unleash an army of Dark Hulks 395 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,420 forged from all your negative qualities 396 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,723 blasted out by my anti-gamma cannon. 397 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,125 (GROWLING) (CRASHES) 398 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,728 (GROANS) Why would you want to do that? 399 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,329 THE LEADER: Why would I... (SCOFFS) 400 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,165 To prove once and for all 401 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,367 that you're not heroes, you dolt, 402 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:53,104 you're monsters. And that's all you'll ever be. 403 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,740 (SCOFFS) And what does that get you? 404 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,842 Who are you really angry at here? 405 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:01,012 Seriously, dude, you're going to hug it out now? 406 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,081 Rick, you're a genius. 407 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:03,848 I am? 408 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,452 (GROANS) Sorry. 409 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,755 (WHIRRING) 410 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,562 (GROANING) Hold still. 411 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,797 This is for your own good, trust me. 412 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,333 It did wonders for getting rid of my anger. 413 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,137 No. Let me go. 414 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,738 Don't be scared. 415 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,642 No. You're reabsorbing your rage? 416 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,244 Why would you do that? 417 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,248 Because it's who I am. 418 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,217 Increase the anti-gamma output. (BEEPING) 419 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,418 Divert all power. 420 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,453 (DARK HULK GROANING) 421 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,824 RED HULK: (GRUNTS) Looks like the bracelets are out of juice. 422 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,796 Big mistake, brain drain. 423 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,865 (LASER POWERING UP) 424 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,868 I'll not have my plans thwarted by a mere beast. 425 00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:59,170 Battle drones, attack! 426 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,476 Skaar smash metal men. 427 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,744 (YELLING) 428 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,845 (GRUNTS) 429 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,414 We got the toasters, cuz. 430 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,617 You just keep putting the squeeze on shadow dude. 431 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:18,222 (DARK HULK GROANING) 432 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,858 Ah, I need more anti-gamma power. 433 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:20,858 More. 434 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:24,495 COMPUTER: Warning, cannon power supply has reached critical mass. 435 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:28,199 (ALARM BLARING) Ahh! 436 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:31,202 (GROWLING) THE LEADER: You've ruined everything, 437 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:34,772 you maladroit, fatuous troglodyte. 438 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,175 If I understood a word you were saying, 439 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,843 I might get angry. 440 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,811 You wouldn't like me when I'm angry, 441 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,680 and I can get angry now. 442 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,350 Couldn't leave well enough alone. 443 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,219 Every time you have us defeated, 444 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,321 you just can't help twisting the knife, 445 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,490 and it always backfires on you. (WHIMPERING) 446 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,193 Every single time. 447 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,428 You know, I'm starting to think maybe 448 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,864 you're just not as smart as you think you are. 449 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:05,236 I'm not as... Huh? How dare you? 450 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,237 (GROWLING) 451 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:12,910 Oh, somebody has anger issues. 452 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,580 There. That make you feel better? 453 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:16,881 (GROANS) 454 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,549 Actually, no. 455 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,518 In fact, it's quite painful. 456 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,652 HULK: My turn. 457 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:23,821 (SCREAMS) 458 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,389 (GROANS) 459 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,724 (GROWLING) 460 00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,696 (WHIMPERS) 461 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,331 (GRUNTS) 462 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,966 What are you doing? No! 463 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,435 (GROWLING) 464 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,270 (WHIMPERS) 465 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,338 (GRUNTS) 466 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,607 THE LEADER: Ow! 467 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,775 (GRUNTS) 468 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,715 (CONTINUES GROWLING) 469 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,892 Big guy? I'm good. Hmm. 470 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:05,363 Eh, Fury can dig The Leader out later. 471 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,864 Think you're going to miss Calm Hulk? 472 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,467 Nah. He wouldn't last two seconds 473 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,770 against bruisers like Blastaar and Abomination. 474 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,272 I'm back for good. 475 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,311 Truth is, I was happier as Calm Hulk, 476 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,613 but I wasn't me. 477 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,483 We all have a good side and a bad side. 478 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,851 The good guys are the ones 479 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,753 who can keep the bad side in check. 480 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,821 That's what makes a hero. 481 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:31,856 Hulk out.