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RED HULK: Incoming, Greeny!

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(RED HULK LAUGHS)
Ha! Missed.

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<i>Don't worry, Hulkies.</i>
<i>No one was in that thing.</i>

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<i>Just taking a break</i>
<i>from follow-The-Leader</i>

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<i>to play a little</i>
<i>"dodge train."</i>

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RED HULK: Iron canons
loaded with 50 tons
of steel locomotion.

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Let's see you dodge this,
Shulkie.

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Who's dodging?

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You're out, Rulkie.

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Hands up, Skaar.

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Ah!

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Hulks train with trains.

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(LAUGHS)

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<i>Been using this old</i>
<i>depot as a hideout</i>

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<i>while we're</i>
<i>on the run from</i>

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<i>everyone.</i>

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<i>But keeping the team</i>
<i>strong can still be fun.</i>

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<i>Plus it keeps us pumped</i>
<i>up and gamma ripped.</i>

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HULK: Yo, Red,
diesel engine
comin' your way.

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RED HULK: Back
at you, Greeny.

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Throw a big one
next time, huh?

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Aw, come on, guys.

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I'm strong enough to play
on the big boy court.

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Work within
your limits, Rick.

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Aw, no train,
no pain.

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Incoming, Jones!

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Oh, no problem, Red,
it's easy.

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(LAUGHING)

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(COUGHS)
I just slipped is all.

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Face it, kid, strength is
not your strength.

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SHE-HULK: You've got
other strengths,

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I mean, turning into
a ball is really...

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Round. (LAUGHS)

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A-BOMB: And lame.

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Hey!
Come here, ball boy.

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So who's up for
a little dodge Bomb?

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Crazy.

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A-BOMB: Come on, guys,
I hate ball sports.

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Devil, no, no!

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That is it. Course
correction time!

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(GRUNTING)

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You kind of deserved it.

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What is that?

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We've got incoming!

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I got it!
I got it!

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<i>Yeah, so I</i>
<i>don't got it.</i>

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Rick!

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Hope he balled
up in time.

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Ah. Ow.

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I'm okay, okay?

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(GROWLS)
So what hit me?

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Whatever it is clearly
targeted our location.

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Flamey space ball
from Leader?

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Some new military
Hulk-busting
weapon, more like.

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No.

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Looks like something alien!

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Agents, smash!

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Take it apart, Hulks.

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(WHIRRING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(BUZZING)

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(DINGS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Rick! Look or ball up.

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Uh-uh. No lame
rollie-pollie powers.

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A-Bomb, smash!

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Whoa!

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(BUZZING)

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Time to knock
its block off.

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(SIREN BLARING)

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Someone want to tell me
what that was all about?

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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)

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<i>Local combat dialect found.</i>

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<i>Translating...</i>

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<i>Listen up, Earthies.</i>

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<i>This is Xemnu,</i>
<i>the undisputed fighting</i>
<i>champion of the galaxy.</i>

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<i>On a thousand worlds,</i>

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<i>I've never been defeated</i>
<i>in physical combat.</i>

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<i>I've heard rumors</i>
<i>about you so-called</i>
<i>Agents of S.M.A.S.H.</i>

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<i>So I sent my scout-bot</i>
<i>to assess your strengths.</i>

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<i>You passed.</i>

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<i>Most of you.</i>

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<i>So what'll it be,</i>
<i>Earth-wimps?</i>

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<i>Do you accept</i>
<i>Xemnu's challenge?</i>

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<i>Or are you too weak?</i>

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No time,
no interest,

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and nothing to prove.

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So do us a favor
and get...

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...your furry,
white butt down here!
Rick!

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Yo, the Agents
will take you on

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anytime,
anywhere.

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<i>Let the record show</i>
<i>that the challenge</i>

93
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<i>has been accepted.</i>

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No one accepted anything.

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<i>Too late to wuss</i>
<i>out now, green one.</i>

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<i>Choose your Earth</i>
<i>combat arena.</i>

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<i>New York, Las Vegas...</i>
<i>What'll it be?</i>

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Sahara desert,

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where no one
will get hurt,

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except you.

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<i>Then we shall battle</i>
<i>in the Sahara in one hour.</i>

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<i>For the fate</i>
<i>of the Earth.</i>

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<i>So says Xemnu.</i>

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SHE-HULK: Um, the fate
of the what?

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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

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RED HULK: Thanks,
spike-for-brains.

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Now we've got to go
take down this
space wack job

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before he messes up Earth.

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Rick, never let
your mouth
make promises

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your fists can't keep.

111
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Hey, I'm sick
of being called
a weakling.

112
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I'll prove I'm strong
enough to play
with the big boys.

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No show!

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Yeah, I scared
him off.

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(AIRCRAFT WHIRRING)

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Get ready, Earth.

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Here he is.

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Champion of
a hundred galaxies.

119
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Xemnu the Titan!

120
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Of course
he wears fur.

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I am also known as
Xemnu the Undefeated.

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Xemnu, The Living Hulk.

123
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Wait, what was
that last one again?

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Huh. I was told
there'd be some Hulks.

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Guess they run smaller
in these parts.

126
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There's five Hulks here.

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And you ain't
one of them.

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A-BOMB: Oh, nice waist-wear.

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XEMNU: Hey, like it?

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It's yours,
if you win.

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In all the universe,

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there's no greater
symbol of strength.

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SHE-HULK: So, let me
get this straight.

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If you win,
you destroy
our planet,

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and if we win,
we get a belt?

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He who wears this belt

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is the undisputed
champion of the cosmos.

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Plus, it does this...

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(BEEPING)

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XEMNU: Simple ring,
for a simple species.

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Hmm.

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XEMNU: Today's match,
Xemnu versus Earth's
furious foursome.

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<i>Colonel Crimson.</i>

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<i>Jade Maiden.</i>

145
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<i>The Manimal.</i>

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<i>And the Green Monsoon.</i>

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A-BOMB: <i> Oh, I get it.</i>

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Saving the Blue Bomber
for the main event.

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Right?

150
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Sorry, boy,
cool name,

151
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but the rest of you
is weaksauce.

152
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You'll get ringside
seats, though.

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Hmm.

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(BELL DINGING)

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Oh, no,

156
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we're not letting you
end this fight quick.

157
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I want a piece
of this loudmouth.

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(GRUNTS) Hey!
I got this.

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Let's go,
furball!

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Ooh, Colonel Crimson.

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That's four-star
general to you.

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(GRUNTING)

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Boo! Ready to
surrender, soldier?

164
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Nice move.

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Here's mine.

166
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It's called
gamma blast
to the face.

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Ooh, never bring
a gun to a slug-fest,
Colonel Cheater.

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Disqualified!

169
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(GRUNTING)

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Oh, Red should
have creamed him.

171
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I'm going in.
No way.

172
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I'll soften up
this wannabe for ya.

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(GRUNTING)

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Next up, the Manimal!

175
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You hurt Skaar's
red friend.

176
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Now Skaar hurt you!

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(GRUNTING)

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Lose the knives, choppy.
You could get hurt.

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(SWORD BREAKS)

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(GROWLS)

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(GRUNTING)

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You remind me of
the savage beasts
I fought on Badoo.

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Ferocious, brutal,
incredibly stupid!

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HULK: That's it.

185
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I've been watching
his moves.
I can take him!

186
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No way, Rick.
Jen, wait!

187
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Now entering the ring,
to clean this
creep's clock,

188
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Jade Maiden!

189
00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,681
Brace yourself,
tough guy.

190
00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,686
Oh, feisty.

191
00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:08,987
Actually, I have a rule

192
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,590
of never punching
a female of
any species.

193
00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:14,960
Don't hold back
for little old me.

194
00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:18,263
Of course,
that doesn't go for
kidney-elbowing!

195
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(GRUNTING)

196
00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,633
Pile driving!
(GRUNTING)

197
00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:25,604
And my own
signature knee-knocker.

198
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Ahhh!

199
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(GRUNTS)

200
00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:31,009
Those are all fair.

201
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,644
(GROWLS)

202
00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:36,014
Oh, now you've done it,

203
00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,017
get ready for a Hulk-sized
beatdown, yak-face.

204
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,654
Ah! At last!
The headliner.

205
00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:45,857
Xemnu versus
the Green Monsoon.

206
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:50,028
The irresistible
force meets the
immovable object.

207
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:54,232
This is the match
I've been waiting
for my whole life.

208
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It'll be over quick.

209
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(GRUNTING)

210
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XEMNU: Come here!

211
00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,040
Yeah!

212
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,675
(SCREAMS)

213
00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,977
Time for my
finishing move!

214
00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,013
Yeah!

215
00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:11,950
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

216
00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,554
Oh, man,
what a letdown.

217
00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,623
He knock out Hulk?

218
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,025
Nobody knocks out the Hulk.

219
00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,927
Ever.

220
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:22,928
You'll pay for that!

221
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,329
Sorry, junior,

222
00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,131
you don't even rate
an exhibition round.

223
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,199
Ahhh!

224
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,702
XEMNU: Let my
undefeated record show,

225
00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,171
the Hulks of Earth
have lost!

226
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,743
(GROANS)

227
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,112
Oh, what hit me?

228
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,981
Same thing
that's about
to hit Earth.

229
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,750
Ahhh!

230
00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,187
(GROANING)

231
00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:56,895
XEMNU: Break,
planet! Break!

232
00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,600
Hmm.

233
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,635
Not quite the sweet spot
I was hoping for.

234
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:04,936
But every world has one.

235
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,004
I'll find it.

236
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,806
You can't destroy Earth.

237
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,708
There are billions
of people here.

238
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,610
XEMNU: If you were
so worried about
your people,

239
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,878
you should not have
accepted my challenge.

240
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,914
RED HULK: A-Bomb,
you big doofus.

241
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,248
This is all your fault.

242
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,918
I didn't know
what we were
fighting for.

243
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,186
(AIRCRAFT WHIRRING)

244
00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,929
My tooth!

245
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,264
That was no fair fight.

246
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,633
SHE-HULK:
Tell me about it,

247
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,201
the creep went
after my knees.

248
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,670
He fights dirty.

249
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,805
<i>No one,</i>
<i>and I mean no one,</i>

250
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,041
<i>ever owned me</i>
<i>like Xemnu did.</i>

251
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:46,745
<i>So much for</i>
<i>the strongest one</i>
<i>there is.</i>

252
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,747
<i>I guess no matter</i>
<i>how strong you are,</i>

253
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,715
<i>there's always</i>
<i>somebody stronger.</i>

254
00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,652
Time to sulk later.

255
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,186
This guy's
a real world threat,

256
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,722
and we've gotta find him.

257
00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,391
Scanning for any
seismic activity.

258
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:02,961
(SCANNER BEEPS)
Got a hit.

259
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,396
Unusual quakes emanating

260
00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:06,398
from a rift
valley in Iceland.

261
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,832
This mid-Atlantic ridge

262
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:11,002
is a meeting of two
major tectonic plates.

263
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,804
Oh, no.
That's what he meant

264
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,072
by "sweet spot."

265
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,306
He cracks that rift,

266
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,342
it'll split the Earth
like a coconut.

267
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,911
Yeah, yeah,
so we gotta stop him.

268
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,914
But how? He nuked us
last time.
(GROANS)

269
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,683
SHE-HULK: So we call
in some more muscle.

270
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,118
Thor, Power Man,
the Thing.

271
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,988
Who all know
we're wanted by
the army, remember?

272
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,256
By the time
we convince them,

273
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,991
it'd be too late.

274
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,293
<i>I was the bigmouth</i>

275
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,295
<i>who put the entire</i>
<i>Earth in jeopardy.</i>

276
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,863
<i>If I wasn't such</i>
<i>a weakling,</i>

277
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,765
<i>I could make it right.</i>

278
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,934
<i>Well, I always say,</i>
<i>when you're out</i>
<i>of dumb ideas...</i>

279
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,071
<i>Try something dumber.</i>

280
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,177
Here goes nothing.

281
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,778
(BEEPING)

282
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:56,781
COMPUTER: <i> Danger.</i>
<i>Radiation levels rising.</i>

283
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,886
(BEEPING)

284
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,058
(BEEPING)
Guys...

285
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,893
I'm getting reports
of tremors and tsunami

286
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,762
forming all along
the ridge.

287
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,497
We're out of time.
Full throttle.

288
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,436
Someone set the
gamma core to overload.

289
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,971
I'm losing power.

290
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,740
Where's Jones?

291
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:23,975
Rick!

292
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,410
He's gone into
the reactor.

293
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,112
RED HULK: Exposure to
that much gamma radiation

294
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,513
could fry him.

295
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,949
What's that blue
goon think he's doing?

296
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,284
Re-creating the blast
that changed him.

297
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,120
Shut it down! Now!

298
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,988
Skaar, slash!

299
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,091
Skaar shut
down for good.

300
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,159
(ENGINE WHIRRING)

301
00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:45,163
(ALARM BLARING)
Everyone brace for impact.

302
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,032
In three, two, one...

303
00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:51,069
(CRASHING)

304
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,109
Guys, guys,
I'm okay.

305
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,078
Uh... No,
I'm not.

306
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,313
(GROWLS)

307
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,553
Rick, what have
you done?

308
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:12,123
Just made myself
the strongest one
there is.

309
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,958
So long, A-Bomb.

310
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,361
Hello, Uber-Bomb.

311
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,500
Whoa... I just
gotta adjust...

312
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,504
Uh, hi, Jen.

313
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,006
Rick?

314
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,841
What happened to you?
(CRASHING)

315
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,210
There is such a thing
as too strong, Rick.

316
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,378
No way.

317
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,879
I've just gotta
get the hang of...

318
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,581
Whoa!
(CLANKING)

319
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,184
Nice. We only
have one jump jet.

320
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:42,020
Hmm... Jump jet.

321
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,189
(LOUD THUDDING)

322
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,059
Yah-ha-hoo!

323
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,562
RED HULK: Well, at least
the kid's saving us
some gamma power.

324
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,099
(GRUNTING)

325
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,102
(GRUNTING)

326
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,506
UBER-BOMB: Yo, ugly!

327
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,908
Hulks? Shouldn't you
be wallowing

328
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,109
in humiliating defeat

329
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,111
or evacuating the planet,
or something?

330
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,180
Ain't gonna be
no evacuation.

331
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,049
Gonna be a grudge match.

332
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:15,220
So the towel boy
rises to contender?

333
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,155
Let the brawl begin!

334
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,958
(BELL DINGS)

335
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,894
(GROWLS)

336
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,930
Ooh. Finally,

337
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:29,300
an opponent with
the strength to offer
a true challenge.

338
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,602
Winner take all?

339
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:33,238
I intend to, yak-face.

340
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,240
(GRUNTS)

341
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,507
That actually hurt.

342
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,476
It's awesome!

343
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,111
Do it again.

344
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,080
(CRASHING)

345
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,983
Jen, Red, Skaar,
there are cities up there.

346
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,117
Brace up the sides.

347
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,653
(GRUNTING)

348
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:54,092
Rick, you're doing
more harm than good.

349
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,194
Use your camo powers.

350
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,563
(POWER CRACKLING)

351
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,198
Ew, gross.

352
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,000
I can see what
you had for lunch.

353
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,068
Mmm, hot dogs.

354
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,337
(GRUNTS)

355
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,239
Nah, no can do.

356
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,540
I lost 'em.

357
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:13,011
Oh, do we need
a potty break here?

358
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,146
The only thing
that's gonna
break is you.

359
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,219
(CRACKING)

360
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,459
Whoa.

361
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,966
Thanks for the
assist, blue guy.

362
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,069
You're even better
at world-wrecking
than I am.

363
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,237
Whoops.

364
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,108
This place is tearing
itself apart.

365
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,711
Yeah, glorious,
ain't it?

366
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,681
But we can still
finish our fight
before the world ends.

367
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,382
Sorry, fight's off.

368
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,518
XEMNU: Not an option.
I challenged,

369
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,554
you accepted.
Now we finish.

370
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,726
(GRUNTS)

371
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,695
Rick, stop helping!

372
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,697
You're the only one
who can hold off Xemnu.

373
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,433
(GROWLS)

374
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,535
Ooh!

375
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,739
That's the idea, Rick.

376
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,240
Smash that creep.

377
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,142
But I keep making
things worse.

378
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,979
Maybe strength isn't
my greatest strength.

379
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,214
Suddenly don't feel so good.

380
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,449
(GROANING)

381
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,351
Little A-Bomb's back.

382
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,086
Fighting at that
power level must have

383
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,189
used up all the extra
gamma radiation
in your system.

384
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,590
So, now I'm in trouble.

385
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,726
No, now you're A-Bomb.

386
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:37,261
You have other strengths.
Use them.

387
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,464
Back to your weak,
wimpy self, I see.

388
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,099
Disappointing.

389
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,102
Yeah, I gue...
So I guess
the fight's off, huh?

390
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,104
Alas, the fight
must continue.

391
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,239
It'll just be quicker
and less fun.

392
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,675
Careful, Jones,
he'll cream ya.

393
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,210
He can try.

394
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,711
(GRUNTS)

395
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,180
Hey...
Later, skater.

396
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,750
Hey, kid.
Don't you want
that shot at my belt?

397
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,284
Wahoo-hoo!

398
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,220
Not really.
But I'll take
your ride.

399
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,756
XEMNU: No, you won't!

400
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,694
RED HULK: The Earth
is cracking like an egg.

401
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,029
And we can't stop it.

402
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,397
I got an idea.

403
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:16,100
Up there!
That suspension bridge.

404
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,269
Whoa!
What do you think
you're doing?

405
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,771
This is against
the rules.

406
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,040
Now we're playing
by my rules.

407
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:23,808
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

408
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,553
We've got to keep
this fissure
from spreading.

409
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,823
HULK: Skaar, Jen,
grab a cable and pull.

410
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,633
Made it!

411
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:52,103
(PANTING) The blue
area of the moon.

412
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,805
Oh, nothing can get
broke up here.

413
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:55,306
Ugh!
Slam!

414
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,507
Except you.

415
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,342
And after you
are defeated,

416
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,179
I've got a front row
seat to the end
of your world.

417
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,780
Oh, that's gonna be tough,
once I give you

418
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,183
the beat-down
of your life.

419
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,785
(LAUGHS)
You couldn't before.

420
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,587
What makes you think
you can do it now?

421
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,855
You're weak.

422
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,523
(CRASHING)
What's this?

423
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,158
Hey, where'd you go?

424
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,829
Peek-a-boo.
Got my powers back.

425
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,132
Ooh!

426
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,836
My scout-bot didn't
report these abilities.

427
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,605
(GRUNTS)

428
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,874
A-BOMB: That's because
I didn't realize
how strong they are.

429
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,709
See, I've finally
realized...

430
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,311
Strength isn't
how hard you can hit

431
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,779
or how much you can lift.

432
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,814
It's what you can do
with what you've got.

433
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,754
Cease these
cowardly tactics!

434
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:43,754
Show yourself!

435
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,857
A-BOMB: Oh, you wanna
see me? Fine.

436
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,325
How are you
at ball sports?

437
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,893
I don't play!

438
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,895
A-BOMB: We call this
game dodge Bomb.

439
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,798
Ahhh!

440
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,433
A-BOMB: And you're out.

441
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,736
I did it.

442
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,839
Oh, yeah!
Defeated the strongest
dude in the galaxy.

443
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,675
<i>Oh, I forgot. Earth!</i>

444
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,146
(GRUNTING)

445
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,281
Hold on

446
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,516
no matter what.

447
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:16,687
(STRAINING)
Can't. It's slipping.

448
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:19,390
We're losing it.

449
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,395
We got incoming again.

450
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,764
A-Bomb's away!

451
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,269
Yeah-ah-ah!

452
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,937
RED HULK: Jones did it!

453
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,339
That ice should
fill the rift.

454
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,874
Uh-oh.

455
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,209
Whoa.

456
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,648
(GROANING)

457
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,951
(GRUNTING)

458
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,875
Dude.

459
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,476
(ELECTRONIC CLANGING
AND BEEPING)

460
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,750
A-BOMB: Undefeated.
Oh, eat that, big guy.

461
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,485
I picked the
strongest fighter.

462
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,287
I guess strength
isn't everything.

463
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,789
Oh, yeah, sure,

464
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,391
says the guy who pulled
the entire Earth
back together.

465
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:29,594
(CRASHING)

466
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,399
A-BOMB: What do you
want now, Xemnu?

467
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,767
Another championship fight?

468
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,970
XEMNU: Xemnu is no
longer the champion.

469
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:40,771
You are.

470
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,473
(CRASH)
Ahh!

471
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,841
A-BOMB: That's pretty heavy.

472
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,243
I've been defeated.

473
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,412
My quest to be the
strongest has failed.

474
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,581
No more will I
challenge worlds...

475
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,250
Or destroy them.

476
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,318
Well, that part's good.

477
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,554
Hey, why don't
you come over here

478
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,022
and chill out
with us for a while?

479
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:05,963
This is more enjoyable
than actual combat.

480
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,465
Shall we play
for stakes?

481
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,468
If I win,
I destroy your sun.

482
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,336
How about you get
the last donut?

483
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,506
XEMNU: It's on!

484
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:19,910
(A-BOMB GRUNTING)
<i>Knew the kid</i>
<i>had more in him.</i>

485
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,879
<i>He's full of surprises.</i>

486
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,015
<i>Maybe that's his</i>
<i>greatest strength.</i>

487
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,816
(CRASHING)

488
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,051
<i>Like I always say,</i>

489
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:30,054
<i>speak softly</i>
<i>and carry a big smash.</i>

490
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:31,856
<i>Hulk out.</i>