1 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:09,841 HULK: Well, Jen. 2 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,043 SHE-HULK: Planetary alignment is right. 3 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:14,813 Scans are positive. I think this is it. 4 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,615 We did it, Hulks. 5 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:17,916 We made back to Earth. 6 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,284 Yeah! Skaar happy. 7 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:22,587 That's right, Hulkies. We're back. 8 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:25,657 Our intergalactic road trip has finally come to an end. 9 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:26,992 Did you miss us? 10 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:28,293 Well, considering how we left the place, 11 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:28,293 maybe not so much, 12 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:30,996 but we're totally gonna fix it. 13 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:32,597 See, we brought back living proof 14 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:33,932 the whole thing was a setup, 15 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,767 and we were heroes the whole time. 16 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,869 Wave hello, living proof. (GROANS) 17 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,571 He's a little camera-shy. 18 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:42,173 Anyway, you know what I miss the most about home? 19 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:45,210 Gamma burgers, baby. Mmm! 20 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,045 I miss real weapons. 21 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,180 Not these cheap leader knockoffs. 22 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:53,318 Skaar miss playing fetch with pet Dino. 23 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,253 You know what I won't miss? 24 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:56,721 Recycled air. 25 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,657 Smells like Hulk feet in here. 26 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:00,892 What did I miss? 27 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,127 I don't know. 28 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:03,795 Every time I get settled somewhere, 29 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:06,197 I always end up back on the run. 30 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:08,767 Guess I never get too attached to a place. 31 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:12,003 That way, there's nothing to miss when I leave. 32 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,738 A-BOMB: We're coming in range to pick up 33 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,340 a live feed from Gamma Base. 34 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,642 Huh, I'm only able to access one camera. 35 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,211 Hey, there's Devil Dinosaur. 36 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:21,346 Devil boy, 37 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,815 hello. Skaar here. 38 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:27,285 How long till he figures out Devil can't see or hear him? 39 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:28,687 Somewhere between never and when 40 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:31,690 a really hot place freezes over. Ha! 41 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:36,328 I'm surprised Devil's food supply 42 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,862 lasted this long. 43 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:40,665 Well, maybe he figured out how to order a pizza. 44 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,701 Or a pizza delivery guy! 45 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:45,604 Oh, no, that's just his regular chow, 46 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,805 bones and all. 47 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,640 HULK: Is that the weapons vault? 48 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,008 How'd Devil get in there? 49 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,876 More like how does he get out? 50 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:53,778 Looks like somebody locked him in. 51 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,214 We'll be there in a minute to let him out. 52 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:59,217 Besides, our base is an impregnable fortress. 53 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:02,654 No unauthorized personnel could just waltz in the front door. 54 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,695 SHE-HULK: Then who's operating that? 55 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,130 (WHIRRING) 56 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:15,767 (ALARMS BLARING) (ALL EXCLAIM) 57 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:20,038 Whoever it is, they're using an anti-Hulk cannon. 58 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:23,742 Which means they've been waiting for us. 59 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,910 And they still think we're the bad guys. 60 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,315 SHE-HULK: Gets worse. The controls are frozen. 61 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:34,686 So much for our homecoming. 62 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,434 SHE-HULK: Hulk, I can't pull up. 63 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,436 A-BOMB: We're gonna crash? 64 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,705 You brutes are determined to do away with me. 65 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:56,274 Don't blame me. Shulky's at the wheel. 66 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:58,410 Ow! No back-seat drivers. 67 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:01,179 Pull up, pull up, pull up! 68 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,714 Please don't hit the Gamma Burger, 69 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,149 please don't hit the Gamma Burger! 70 00:03:05,017 --> 00:03:06,284 SHE-HULK: We cleared town, 71 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:09,387 but we're still gonna hit ground, hard. 72 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,423 Everyone abandon ship. 73 00:03:16,128 --> 00:03:17,996 Just hang on, big brain. 74 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,164 LEADER: Oh, no. 75 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,769 Yes! (KISSES) Yes! (KISSES) 76 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:27,105 Back on sweet mother Earth. (SPITS) 77 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:30,408 You fatuous, maladroit behemoth. 78 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,078 Have you lost what little mind you still possess? 79 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,046 You're welcome. 80 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,049 Doesn't being back home make you feel anything? 81 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,285 Yeah. Uneasy. 82 00:03:45,357 --> 00:03:46,491 Get down! 83 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,194 (ALL GRUNT) 84 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:50,729 What's wrong with them flyboys? 85 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,997 I never would have ordered an unprovoked attack 86 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:54,365 when I was in charge. 87 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,800 Guess you'll have to lodge a complaint 88 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,035 with your replacement. 89 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,903 Yes, why would the military 90 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,406 attack five uncontrollable monsters 91 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,742 who leveled their own home town? 92 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,010 Good point. Unhand me, you... 93 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:08,246 Hey, it's okay, we're the good guys, 94 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,982 and we brought back the real bad guy, see? 95 00:04:12,184 --> 00:04:13,418 Watch out! Jump! 96 00:04:14,053 --> 00:04:15,420 Oh, yeah? 97 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,922 Two can play shoot first, ask questions later. 98 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,525 Skaar smash puny airplane. 99 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:23,394 No, fighting will only make it worse. 100 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,230 We'll prove our innocence by taking The Leader 101 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,898 to the police in town. 102 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,466 At least they'll hear us out. 103 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,939 SKAAR: Town all fixed. 104 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,509 SHE-HULK: Damage Control got in here fast. 105 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,344 Place looks better than new. 106 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,813 A-BOMB: Yay, welcome back, water tower. 107 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:44,082 Oh, happy homecoming, used car lot. 108 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:47,185 I could eat you up, Gamma Burger. 109 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:48,419 (HULKS SIGHS) 110 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:49,888 What's that look for? 111 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,890 You're not the least bit excited to be home? 112 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,159 It's just a bunch of roads and buildings. 113 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:56,861 I'm more concerned about the people, 114 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,863 and why we're not seeing any. 115 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,466 (MALE ANNOUNCER) Attention citizens of Vista Verde, 116 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,535 military curfew is now in effect. 117 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:07,438 BOTH: Military curfew? 118 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,240 ALL: Hulkbusters. 119 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:12,210 I thought Stark was gonna dismantle those tin cans, 120 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,112 not sell 'em to the military. 121 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:17,382 Help, I'm being held captive by... 122 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:19,551 Skaar slash metal men. 123 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:22,487 No, let's not call attention to ourselves just yet. 124 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,222 Quick, into that alley. 125 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,591 All citizens are ordered to remain indoors. 126 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:28,560 The fugitive Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. 127 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:32,297 have been spotted in the area. 128 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:39,404 RED HULK: Huh, only a million-dollar reward. 129 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,873 A-BOMB: I think that's for each of us. 130 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,241 MAN: You... 131 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:46,144 ...are wanted men. 132 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,946 HULK: Mayor Stan? 133 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,481 So glad to see you, Hulk. 134 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:53,351 You know, we never gave up on you, 135 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,321 even when the military took over the town. 136 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:58,389 So what's with all the Hulkbusters? 137 00:05:58,391 --> 00:05:59,958 The trigger-happy drones. 138 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,093 General says they're protecting us 139 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,862 from another Hulk attack. 140 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:07,065 Yeah, but who's gonna protect us from them? 141 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,067 We are. We're gonna free you. 142 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,602 As for this general, 143 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:14,172 I'm gonna deliver our big-headed, living alibi to him. 144 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,440 And I know just where to find him. 145 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,141 Wait, there's something you need 146 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:18,509 to know about that general. 147 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:20,345 (GRUNTS) 148 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:21,646 Halt! 149 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:23,414 Let's draw those Hulkbusters away from Red, 150 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:25,950 and try not to level the town. 151 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,986 Come and get me. 152 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:31,389 Skaar kaboom! 153 00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:36,427 (GROANS) 154 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:38,429 A-BOMB: Oh, no, not the water tower, 155 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,164 not the water tower! 156 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:43,401 Not the Gamma Burger, not the Gamma Burger! 157 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,335 Jen, give me a hand! 158 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,371 You're hilarious, Rick. 159 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:48,306 (STRAINED GRUNTS) 160 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,176 MAN: Ah! Oh, good gracious. 161 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:52,176 Good one, Rick. 162 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,979 How did you know there were people inside? 163 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,315 Um, I didn't, 164 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:59,050 but as long as you're here, 165 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,486 can I get a triple stack with extra pickles and hold the onions? 166 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,688 Ignore kid clueless, just run. 167 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,123 COOK: Run where? 168 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,357 No one's allowed to leave town. 169 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,659 General's orders. 170 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:11,529 Hulks located. 171 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,464 SHE-HULK: Stay inside. 172 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:19,203 We're gonna put a stop to this martial law now. 173 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:21,673 You were saying, Jen? 174 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,576 Red, where you going? 175 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,479 Back when I was general in charge of chasing you around, 176 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,481 I posted up at the police station. 177 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,550 Let's see if newbie does the same. 178 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:34,986 You lumbering oafs truly believe 179 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,422 delivering me to the authorities 180 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:40,325 will undo all the damage you perpetrated on this town? 181 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:42,427 Ah, shut your pie hole. 182 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,362 Uh-oh! Go long! 183 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,430 Ah! 184 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,436 Special delivery for the general in charge. 185 00:07:52,237 --> 00:07:54,505 That would be me. 186 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:58,509 Abomination. 187 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:02,347 It's General Abomination now. 188 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:05,483 Well, you're major ugly to me, lizard lips, 189 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,718 and I'm taking you out. 190 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,288 Aah! 191 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,394 RED HULK: Gimme that. 192 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,029 You're gonna pay for tricking us 193 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,397 into destroying Vista Verde. 194 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:20,765 You're going down. 195 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,368 ABOMINATION: Not if you can't see me. 196 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,103 Blasted retinal scan! 197 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:28,473 That's a cheap shot, even for you, Blonsky. 198 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:29,640 As usual, Ross, 199 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:31,642 you fail to see the bigger picture. 200 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:34,178 The way I see it, you're still outnumbered, 201 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,713 five-to-one. 202 00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:41,719 You might want to check your math. 203 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:44,155 Abomination, free me at once. 204 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,724 I'm afraid I follow a new leader, now. 205 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,393 Uncle Sam, 206 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,496 and my orders are to destroy Hulks, 207 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,664 regardless of collateral damage. 208 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,466 (HULKS GROWLS) 209 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,101 Attack! 210 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:02,240 Get 'em, S.M.A.S.H.ers! 211 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:06,177 You monsters made quite an impression 212 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,645 before you disappeared. 213 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,514 The military pardoned me, 214 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,649 restored me to active duty, 215 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,551 and even promoted me. 216 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,221 (GRUNTS) Ah! 217 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:22,727 (SCREAMS) 218 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:29,600 LEADER: No! Stop! 219 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:35,706 LEADER: Please let me go. 220 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:41,679 After all, it takes a monster 221 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,314 to fight a monster. 222 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,551 Isn't that right, General Ross? 223 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:50,521 Now, I am your superior in every way. 224 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,391 Ironic, no? 225 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,226 Right, because I was responsible 226 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,396 for creating Abomination in the first place. 227 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,131 Ironic, I get it. 228 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,133 Wait, why is it ironic? 229 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:05,203 Oh, because you created Abomination to chase the Hulk, 230 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,804 and now he chases you? 231 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,673 Ha, that really is. (SIZZLING) 232 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,374 That's like textbook. 233 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:13,244 Oof! Ow! 234 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,179 (CAT SCREECHES) 235 00:10:16,381 --> 00:10:17,782 Where'd solider scales go? 236 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:17,782 Never mind him. 237 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,451 We gotta lure these suits out of town, 238 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,619 away from people. 239 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,654 Okay, but lure them where? 240 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,789 We can't go back to base. 241 00:10:26,391 --> 00:10:30,161 (ROBOTS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 242 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,363 LEADER: They have you outnumbered and out-gunned. 243 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:36,200 I know a hiding place, come on. 244 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,902 HULKBUSTER: All units, pursue and destroy. 245 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,708 Do what I do. Just trust me. 246 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,610 (GRUNTS) 247 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,286 HULKBUSTER: Continue to search the area. 248 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:58,389 Fools. 249 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,758 You may have escaped my sentries, 250 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,760 but there will be no escape 251 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,696 from the fury I am about to unleash. 252 00:11:11,236 --> 00:11:12,803 RED HULK: Sure is dark in here. 253 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:14,539 What is this place, anyway? 254 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,574 HULK: Little hideout I dug for myself, 255 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,242 back when you were hunting me 256 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,744 as General Thunderbolt Ross. 257 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,312 Wait, 258 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,414 all that time you were hiding from me 259 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,583 right under my own nose? 260 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,485 More like under your toes. 261 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,819 Hulk used to lock himself in here 262 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:30,454 so he wouldn't hurt anybody. 263 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,390 Wait a minute, you two knew about it, too? 264 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,958 How touching. 265 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,595 Even then, the monster held a sentimental attachment 266 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,497 to this pathetic dustbowl. 267 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,567 It was more about keeping tabs on my enemy. 268 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,469 Speaking of which... 269 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:46,637 (GROANS) 270 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,611 This vent leads to the police station, 271 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,946 right to your old office. 272 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,582 Which would be Abomination's new office. 273 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,517 So what are waiting for? 274 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,752 Let's grind 'em into Gamma burgers. 275 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,621 Skaar slash scaly man. 276 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,689 Wait, 277 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:05,990 if we want to liberate the town 278 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,525 from that maniac, we need to know 279 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,893 what he's up to, first. 280 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,761 That's our cue, Hulksters. 281 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,931 Go, go remote controlled Hulk-cam. 282 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,333 What is he doing? 283 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,269 RED HULK: He's up to something. 284 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,905 A-BOMB: Whoa, check out that new bling. 285 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,674 Looks awfully familiar. 286 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,343 He got it from the weapon's vault 287 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,978 back at Gamma Base! 288 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:30,281 Weapon's vault? Curious. 289 00:12:34,486 --> 00:12:36,454 (WHIRRING) 290 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:40,658 Thanks for the retinal scan, Red Hulk. 291 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,560 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Retinal scan approved, 292 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,528 General Thaddeus Ross. 293 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:45,796 Access granted. 294 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:48,466 What? Come on. 295 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,569 First he steals my job, now he steals my eyeball? 296 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:55,273 ABOMINATION: The Green Hammer is at my command. 297 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,408 "The Green Hammer"? 298 00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:58,309 Eh, it's nothing. 299 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,746 Just a little high-altitude weaponized drone 300 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,547 I made to use against you. 301 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,548 You know, back in the day. 302 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:05,783 Let me guess, 303 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,351 it's got a big gamma gun on it? 304 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:10,354 Ah, I put big gamma guns on my cereal. 305 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,357 You I know I got a whole vault full of them back at the base. 306 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,493 Interesting. 307 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,461 (BEEPS) (WHIRRING) 308 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,066 With the Green Hammer, 309 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:25,870 I can topple entire nations single-handedly. 310 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:29,440 The world will tremble in fear. 311 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,008 HULK: Tremble at this! 312 00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:33,644 (GRUNTS) 313 00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:39,550 (GROANING) 314 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,555 You swore you were protecting this town. 315 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,956 My town. 316 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,026 But you were just using it as bait to lure us in. 317 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:54,699 I knew you Hulks would come to help these people, 318 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,868 even if it meant your own destruction. 319 00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,571 If that's what it takes to stop you. 320 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:06,644 (GROANS) 321 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,878 A-BOMB: I got you, Jen. 322 00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:09,947 (GUNS FIRING) 323 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,817 And since you love your town so much, 324 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,852 I will destroy it first. 325 00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:21,959 (ENERGY CHANNELING) 326 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,472 You can't do this, Blonsky. 327 00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:37,808 Mission accomplished. 328 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,511 Do svidanya, Hulks. 329 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,702 So, what are we up against? 330 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,171 Super-concentrated gamma energy. 331 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,774 Vaporizes everything in its path. 332 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,411 Well, nice work, Red. 333 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,780 It was supposed to be a weapon of last resort. 334 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,752 How many weapons of last resort did you build? 335 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,888 Actually, I kinda lost count. 336 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,457 Skaar smash! 337 00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,530 HULK: Forget them. 338 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,199 You, Jen, and Rick need to evacuate the town. 339 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,568 I'll take out the Green Hammer. Red? 340 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,770 Don't gotta tell me, greenie. 341 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,807 Abomination's scaly butt is mine. 342 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:49,079 Wait, where big head man? 343 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,916 We'll track down Leader after we save the town. 344 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,554 (ALL SCREAMING) 345 00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,892 Oh, it's the Hulks. They're back! 346 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,761 MAYOR STAN: No, it's okay! 347 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,664 They're heroes, in every sense of the word. 348 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,165 Trust me. 349 00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,635 Everyone get to your cars. 350 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,138 We'll hold them off. Go! 351 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:18,576 So the townsfolk no longer fear those monsters. 352 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,645 Then let them perish with their heroes. 353 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:25,816 Not this time, Blonsky. 354 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,952 I'm relieving you of your command. 355 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,624 I taught you all I know, 356 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,126 but I didn't train you to fry civilians. 357 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:39,530 Collateral damage, General. 358 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,866 A small price to pay for victory. 359 00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:44,902 (RED HULK GRUNTS) 360 00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:46,904 Although, 361 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,840 clearly not all possess the will 362 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,876 to do what is necessary. 363 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,678 (RED HULK GROWLS) 364 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,081 You are one cold-blooded lizard, 365 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,550 but I'm packing heat. 366 00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:06,724 About time my ride got here. 367 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,530 You got parachutes? 368 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,631 Yeah, why? 369 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,209 (BUS HONKS) 370 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,244 All aboard, tour bus is leaving. 371 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,313 Next stop, anywhere but here. 372 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:37,087 No, don't take that. 373 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:40,658 Deactivate Green Hammer. 374 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,327 (LAUGHS) Fool, I warned you. 375 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,095 Booby-trapped controls. 376 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,997 Exactly what I would have done. 377 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,837 That town is my home. 378 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,106 Not gonna let you destroy it. 379 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,348 A-BOMB: I got Hulkbusters on my tail. 380 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:07,985 S.M.A.S.H.ers, I need a roadblock, a spike strip, something. 381 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,353 SHE-HULK: We're on it, Rick. 382 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,221 Skaar slash. 383 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,657 HULKBUSTER: Target acquired. Prepare to exterminate. 384 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,993 Okay, that's never good. 385 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,270 Way to go, coz. 386 00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:29,940 (GROANS) 387 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,676 (GRUNTS) 388 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,881 (GRUNTS) 389 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,383 No! (RED HULK GROWLS) 390 00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,653 You forgot the most important weapon 391 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,155 a soldier needs, allies. 392 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,693 ABOMINATION: Your allies can't save you now. 393 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,702 (SCREAMS) 394 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,422 Well, General, 395 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,290 think that finished him off? 396 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,792 Not a chance. 397 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,930 (CROWD CHEERING) 398 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,099 Now this is a homecoming. 399 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,267 Hulk, 400 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,935 I never lost faith in you. 401 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,738 If you say a little green guy with a big head 402 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,940 tricked you into wrecking this town, 403 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,376 then I, for one, believe you. 404 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,178 Thanks, Mayor. 405 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,181 But you need to stay and face your accusers. 406 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,817 After all, this is your home. 407 00:19:51,389 --> 00:19:53,090 Yeah, it is. 408 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,726 A-BOMB: You need to see this, big guy. 409 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,261 Somebody jacked the weapons vault. 410 00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,996 SHE-HULK: What? 411 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:02,366 Every gamma gun and bomb we had is missing, 412 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,767 but how? 413 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:04,835 Surprise! 414 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,136 (LAUGHING) 415 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,139 Back to base, now! 416 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:16,714 All my beautiful toys, gone. 417 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,184 All your weapons of last resort in Leader's hands 418 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:23,387 will make the Green Hammer look like a pop gun. 419 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,355 I'll go after Leader. 420 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,324 The rest of you need to stay and deal with this. 421 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,726 A-BOMB: No way. 422 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,893 We're a team. 423 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,395 Think about it. 424 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,031 You'll be fugitives, hunted by the military, 425 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,899 with no place to call home. 426 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,869 About time I walked a mile in your big, ugly, bare feet. 427 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,405 Skaar with Hulk, always. 428 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,874 We're family. We stick together. 429 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,776 (HULK SIGHS) 430 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,911 Big dummies. 431 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,814 Thanks. 432 00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:58,822 MAN: Hulk, and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H., 433 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,057 you are under arrest. 434 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,992 Surrender immediately. 435 00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:18,075 A-BOMB: So long, Vista Verde. 436 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,410 See you soon, we hope. 437 00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:25,015 Sure, home is wherever family is, 438 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,550 I know that, 439 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:30,187 but it can also be a quiet little town in the desert. 440 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,822 Hulk out.