1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:07,072 A-bomb: A-bomb's log, stardate Tuesday, 2 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:10,142 Nah, maybe Wednesday. I kinda lost track. 3 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,378 I know it's been a while, hulkees. Let me get you up to speed. 4 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,780 So, we freed skaar's home planet from the leader, 5 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,281 And jacked his ride to fly us home. 6 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:18,751 Except his spaceship's navigation broke down 7 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:20,052 And left us helplessly lost 8 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:21,787 In the nothingness of space. 9 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:21,787 This may be my final webisode. 10 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:26,358 If we end up trapped for eons inside this steel coffin, 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,328 Doomed to wander forever in the vast lonely cosmos... 12 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:31,430 Rick, we've only been gone three days. 13 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,564 Hmm. 14 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:36,468 A-bomb: Okay. Maybe I exaggerated. 15 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:39,038 I guess there are worse spaceships to be stuck on. 16 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,173 Leader didn't skimp on the amenities. 17 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,175 Check out the robo-butlers. 18 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:48,080 Oh, that's nice. Mmm... 19 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:51,483 A-bomb: A 3-d molecular printer that can construct anything we design. 20 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:54,053 Grr, hurry up, you stupid thing. 21 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,522 (whirring) 22 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:03,529 Not as good as my own sweet gatling laser. 23 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,831 But it should do the trick. 24 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:09,168 A-bomb: And a fully-stocked food synthesizing kitchen. 25 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,405 Ah, skaar like popcorn on steak. 26 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,475 (sniffing) 27 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,811 A-bomb: Problem is... It's all leader-sized. 28 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:20,079 (crash) 29 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,449 And seriously, one bathroom? 30 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,517 Red hulk: Hey, which one of you green thieves 31 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:28,087 Made off with all the toilet paper? 32 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:31,457 Maybe you'd like to tell me who's been swiping my tools? 33 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:34,226 This nav system isn't gonna fix itself. 34 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:37,162 Who eat all skaar's meat snacks? 35 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:39,798 (orb buzzes) 36 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,335 Come to think of it, somebody has been disabling my cameras too. 37 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:45,304 Who cares about your precious screwdrivers? 38 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,106 I'd have just smashed your stupid camera. 39 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,340 Skaar hate table scraps! Quit lying. 40 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,775 Knock it off! 41 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,610 We're all in this together. 42 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,580 The last thing we need is to turn on each other. 43 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:58,117 Hmm... Looks like the t.P. Perp left a clue. 44 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,819 This way, smashers. 45 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:04,756 A cargo bay? Weird. 46 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,625 Starting to get the feeling 47 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,760 We're not alone on this ship. 48 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,762 Yeah, something stinks. 49 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:13,799 Leader! 50 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,769 I was beginning to wonder 51 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:20,873 If you neanderthals would ever figure it out. 52 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:24,710 My thanks to you for the safe passage off planet sakaar. 53 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:26,912 I had clearly worn out my welcome there. 54 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:29,414 Not much of a leader now, are you? 55 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:30,883 Au contraire. 56 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:34,153 I managed to lead you straight into my trap. 57 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:40,392 Ah, that hologram trick never gets old. 58 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,261 Now, get off my ship. 59 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,930 (alarm beeping) 60 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:45,898 Uh-oh. 61 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:50,669 Red hulk: Hang on to somethin'! 62 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:51,904 (all screaming) 63 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:55,440 (screaming) 64 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:12,191 Leader: Premise, can five overgrown, gamma-infused behemoths 65 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:14,560 Withstand oxygen deprivation 66 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,929 And the cold vacuum of space? 67 00:03:16,931 --> 00:03:18,730 Conclusion, 68 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:19,965 No. 69 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:27,606 Ah, I'm losing my grip. 70 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:28,840 (a-bomb screams) 71 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,342 Rick! 72 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,411 I got ya. 73 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:44,823 Pair up and search the ship. 74 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,458 Go! 75 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,895 Leader: Your efforts are doomed to failure. 76 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:53,865 Aah! 77 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:54,833 (grunting) 78 00:03:58,271 --> 00:03:59,838 Leader: Everything on my ship 79 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,441 Was built to deal with you monsters. 80 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:05,510 Look familiar? 81 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,646 It's a replica of the chamber 82 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:10,449 You imprisoned me in. 83 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:13,852 However, I've made a few upgrades. 84 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:16,555 Aah! 85 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:20,826 (skaar sniffs) 86 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,961 (growls) where leader? 87 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,696 Skaar slash leader! 88 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,031 Hang on, shaggy. 89 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,000 I'll sniff him out with the ship's bio-scanners. 90 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,937 He's locked me out of the system. 91 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:35,874 Computer: Warning! Vessel entering hostile solar system. 92 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,676 Nice try, leader. 93 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:40,812 But you're not gonna distract me with some bogus warning. 94 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:43,482 Let's see if I can bypass his security manually. 95 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,651 (electrical pops) 96 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,986 Robots: Back-up security. Activate. 97 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:56,695 Show your ugly, swollen mug, leader. 98 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,697 This soldier needs target practice. 99 00:04:58,699 --> 00:04:59,865 Dude, chill. 100 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,867 We need him. 101 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,969 He's the only one who can prove our innocence back on earth. 102 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,837 Oh, okay. So we get a confession, 103 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,607 Then we use him for target practice. 104 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,008 Leader: Target practice? 105 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,044 Excellent idea. 106 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,946 Oh, great. 107 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,782 The walls are filled with guns. 108 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,583 Hey, whoa! Uh-oh. 109 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:21,353 Leader: Pity the lack of gravity will put you lummoxes 110 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:22,854 At a disadvantage. 111 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:26,358 (grunting) 112 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,493 (grunting) 113 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,929 Leader: How does it feel to be completely helpless 114 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,864 To save your friends? 115 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,000 I think I'll send this video back to earth 116 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,936 To remind them of the monster you really are. 117 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,839 Then I'll make my triumphant return, 118 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,708 Having destroyed you all. 119 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:45,110 They'll declare me a hero. 120 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,578 (grunting) 121 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,983 Hulk smash leader for good! 122 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:54,920 Oh! I think I'm gonna hurl. 123 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,555 I got a better idea. 124 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:57,689 Come here, jones. 125 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,726 I hurl you! 126 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:07,466 Ha! Hurl? Hurl. I see what you did there. 127 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,869 Skaar slash! No! 128 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,442 This is not good. 129 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,115 Leader not smash friends! 130 00:06:23,117 --> 00:06:25,751 Hulk smash leader! 131 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,119 (grunting) 132 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:30,155 Whoa, cuz. Hey, take it easy. 133 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,024 Calm down. 134 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:35,660 A-bomb: It's all good, buddy. We're safe. 135 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:38,997 Did I overreact? Maybe. 136 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,999 Was I gonna let leader take another shot 137 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,567 At wiping out my team? 138 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:43,835 My family? 139 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:44,970 No way. 140 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,638 Never again. 141 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:51,610 She-hulk: Bio-scanners back online. 142 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,012 I'm homing in on that rat's hidey-hole. 143 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,615 He's right here on the bridge. In the wall! 144 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:59,951 Leader: Pity you won't live long enough to find me. 145 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:04,156 (coughing) 146 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:06,024 Gamma-oxide gas. 147 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,126 Quite lethal. 148 00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:12,864 No! 149 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,065 (coughing) 150 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,170 Two choices. 151 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:19,905 Flush out the gas. 152 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,640 Or you buy it too. 153 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:25,210 If it means defeating you, 154 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:26,945 I'd rather perish. 155 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:29,948 Not an option. 156 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:37,923 Unhand me, you brutes! 157 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,157 (whining) 158 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,625 Oh! 159 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:42,894 Aah! 160 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:46,198 Stay back. I'm warning you. 161 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,967 I say we toss him out the airlock. 162 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,236 Airlock. Airlock! 163 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:52,938 Uh, what airlock? 164 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:56,174 Wait! If we give in to our anger, 165 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:59,478 Then we're just the monsters leader says we are. 166 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,847 We're heroes. We protect life. 167 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,215 All life. 168 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:05,617 Right, big guy? 169 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,652 Leader shrunk us, poisoned us, 170 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,088 And framed us for destroying our town. 171 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,591 He doesn't deserve protection. 172 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,494 It's the airlock for you. 173 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:17,128 Wait. 174 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,865 Stop! You're, you're bluffing. 175 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,199 (growling) 176 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,934 Thought you were smart enough to know 177 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,769 You can't reason with a monster. 178 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:27,772 She-hulk: Hulk. 179 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:29,975 You don't want to do this. 180 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,810 It's just the anger talking. 181 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:34,045 This isn't anger. It's common sense. 182 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,881 The universe would be better off without him. 183 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:35,881 (loud banging) 184 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:39,784 (alarm beeps) well, sounds like the universe disagrees. 185 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:49,027 Hmm, what's that you say, universe? 186 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,897 You want to smash him with a meteor shower? 187 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,665 Okay by me. 188 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:01,973 I can't clear this big rock's gravitational field. 189 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:09,014 That's 'cause that "rock" is ego. 190 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,615 The living planet. 191 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,288 So in season one, ego tried to smash earth. 192 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,557 But we smashed him first. 193 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,758 And here we are again. 194 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:27,198 She-hulk: Now who's shooting at us? 195 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,667 Hulk: No one. 196 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,737 Ego's fighting somebody else. 197 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,639 And we're caught in the crossfire. 198 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:41,947 That ship has some serious firepower. 199 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,882 They good guys or bad guys? 200 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,850 Well, we know ego's bad. 201 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,919 And they could use our help. 202 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,187 I'll decide what to do with you 203 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,856 After we show ego a world of hurt. 204 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,696 This is the latrine, you barbarian. 205 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,965 Ew... 206 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,701 Don't you hulks know how to flush? 207 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:03,902 It's backed up! 208 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,104 Ah, come on! 209 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,616 Ha, nice flying, shulkie. 210 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,284 Course not as nice as my shootin'. 211 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,754 You are guilty of interfering 212 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,789 With the will of the kree empire. 213 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,059 Interferin'? 214 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,695 We just saved your green-skirted butt. 215 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:36,034 You dare defy ronan the accuser? 216 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,271 Hey! We're on the same side. 217 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:43,008 We fought ego before. We can help. 218 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,976 You are the hulk. 219 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,979 Your might is legendary throughout the galaxy. 220 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,749 (laughing) cool. Hoodie here must be a fan of my show. 221 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,950 You are, right? 222 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,319 Our meeting is indeed fortunate. 223 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:58,757 Together, we shall act as ego's judge, jury, and executioner. 224 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:04,029 Sorry. You lost me at "executioner." 225 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:07,098 We could have destroyed ego once before. 226 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,134 But we chose not to. 227 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,937 Look how well that turned out. 228 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,873 Wait, ego knows the way to earth. 229 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,908 Maybe he can point us back home. 230 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,977 I know of your earth as well. 231 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,413 Ronan will guide you to your planet. 232 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,114 In exchange for your help. 233 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,850 Hulk: Ronan, you got yourself a deal. 234 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,456 Not sure I trust ronan... 235 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,291 Something about a guy who shoots first, 236 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,026 Asks questions later. 237 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,861 He's like red. 238 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,964 The kree empire is only like one of the galaxy's oldest 239 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,700 And most powerful civilizations, 240 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,035 Composed of thousands of worlds. 241 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,438 So guess who burned ronan a best-of dvd? 242 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,039 If he's not a fan of my webshow now, 243 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,140 He will be. 244 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:54,279 Hulk: Only way to stop ego is to smash past his rocky crust 245 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,047 And into his brain pan. 246 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,849 Autopilot set to keep the ship 247 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,485 In a safe orbit around ego. 248 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,855 You sure it's a good idea to leave leader alone without a sitter? 249 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,790 We got a ride home with ronan. 250 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,025 Shulkie can remote control him 251 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,094 Into a black hole for all I care. 252 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:14,032 You dare approach ego! 253 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,900 A-bomb: Ah, man, beard hair. 254 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,504 Skaar save hulk! 255 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,974 Red hulk: Reinforcements incoming! 256 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,210 Yeah, burn, baby! 257 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:30,014 Tremble at the might of my universal weapon, foul planetoid. 258 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,251 I could give thor a run for his money with that hammer. 259 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,286 Once we get past his outer defenses 260 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:38,056 Ego's not so tough on the inside. 261 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,324 A-bomb: Not another journey 262 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,760 To the center of planet snot! 263 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,495 I had a different route in mind. 264 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,800 Oh, oh, we're going ear-spelunking? 265 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,235 Yay! I'll get my gear. 266 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,270 Oh, is that wax? Gross! 267 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,939 This should take us straight to the big rock's little brain. 268 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:59,344 So, when did ego attack your planet? 269 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:03,882 Ego has endangered worlds of the kree empire time and again. 270 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:07,385 The punishment we deliver will save billions of lives. 271 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,788 Ego shall face his accusers! 272 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:10,955 (beeping) 273 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,060 (yelling) 274 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:25,170 Probably not a good idea to shout inside a giant ear. 275 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:29,374 A-bomb: So you all know, we're just swimming in ear wax, right? 276 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,810 Red hulk: So you've said five times, jones. 277 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,078 Ear wax not taste so bad. 278 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,180 Ew. 279 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,982 Ego: Hulks. 280 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,951 Go no further! 281 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,553 I warn you! 282 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,188 (beeping) 283 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,290 Aah! Noise hurts skaar's ears. 284 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,559 We're gonna hurt ego's worse. 285 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,395 (yells) 286 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,432 Everybody, bust that ear drum! 287 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,535 No! 288 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,375 (whimpering) 289 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,010 Oh, no! 290 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,014 Just like I remembered. 291 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,217 Lamest boss-level ever. 292 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,018 Now, you pay. 293 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,186 Please spare me. 294 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,421 Ego kept his promise 295 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,356 And avoided your earth. 296 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,624 Ego begs of you. 297 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,959 Little ego: Be reasonable! 298 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,127 Never try to reason with a monster. 299 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,263 Aah! 300 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,633 (sigh) 301 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,970 I'm not a monster. 302 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,938 I'm supposed to be one of the good guys 303 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,473 Who protects life. 304 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,076 Ego meant no harm. 305 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,078 Ego pulled your ship into my orbit in the hopes 306 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,413 That you would defend me from the kree! 307 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,548 Ego. 308 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,584 Now, you shall be judged. 309 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,953 Wait. They attacked you? 310 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:51,256 Ronan: An attack more than justified. 311 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,991 Hulk: You're not gonna hurt him. 312 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,059 This device will cause no harm. 313 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,529 Ego, the living planet, 314 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:02,133 As punishment for your crimes against the kree empire, 315 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,503 You are hereby sentenced to be restrained. 316 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,907 About time somebody put a leash on that beach ball. 317 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,241 (whimpering) 318 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:15,079 The device will allow us to control the planetoid. 319 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,281 Use it as a weapon. 320 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,448 What? 321 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,989 He's gonna use ego as a weapon? 322 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,091 So ronan is a bad guy. 323 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,461 And I am so not giving him my best-of dvd now. 324 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,963 He's gonna have to buy it. 325 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,564 Sorry, ronan. 326 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,934 Turning ego into your personal planet of doom 327 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,368 Wasn't part of our deal. 328 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,203 Ronan: Defy me, hulk, 329 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,039 And you too will be judged. 330 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:43,708 (grunting) 331 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,348 To me, my kree warriors. 332 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:52,150 Hulk, 333 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:56,654 I will honor our agreement and return you to earth, 334 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,958 If you leave ego to my justice. 335 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,193 Sorry. Deal's off. 336 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,329 Then you will all be judged. 337 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,499 Court's adjourned! 338 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,437 Whoo, hoo, hoo! 339 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:15,073 And you are hereby sentenced to a smashing. 340 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,352 Nice horsey. 341 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,987 Let's set you free. 342 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:37,095 Ego was guilty of inflicting wanton destruction across the galaxy. 343 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,998 That doesn't give you the right to use him as a weapon. 344 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,167 Ego will pay for his crimes 345 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,169 By serving the kree empire. 346 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,515 I'll get that tech off you, ego. 347 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,783 (screaming) 348 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,720 Ugh. Wait. 349 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,423 If ego is separated from his core for long, 350 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,758 Ego will perish! 351 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,259 I'll find a way to get that thing off 352 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,528 And bring ya back here before that happens. 353 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:10,528 Promise. 354 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:14,432 But I can't let ronan turn you into a war machine. 355 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,600 (grunting) 356 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,438 There is no escape from your accuser. 357 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:22,740 Aah! 358 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,412 Aah! 359 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,581 That's what we call a 7-10 split. Bowling reference. 360 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:33,684 Keep him away from the kree! 361 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,088 Batter up! 362 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,589 Aah! 363 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,525 Skaar batter up too! 364 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,826 I got him, skaar. 365 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,795 Smashers, make for the surface. 366 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:46,631 Red! Skaar! 367 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,166 Cover the rear! 368 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,173 Ego, how do we get out of here? 369 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,841 Through the ocular chiasm. 370 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,143 Huh? That way. Ahead! 371 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,218 Skaar: Ugh, sticky. 372 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,853 Really, more goo? 373 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:09,720 Where are we now? 374 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,159 And why are we movin'? 375 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:21,265 A-bomb: Wait. We're on ego's eyeball? 376 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,534 Bad enough I got a thing about touching eyeballs. 377 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,636 Now I'm standing on one? 378 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,138 Why? 379 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:32,844 Why'd you lead us here? 380 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,745 We can't outrun them through this crud. 381 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,447 You asked ego how to get out. 382 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,882 Ego led you out! 383 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,517 Now we're all doomed! 384 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:45,790 Ah, cry me a river, you irritating punch-ball. 385 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,459 Wait. What happens when you irritate an eye? 386 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,861 Tears! 387 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,463 Ew, everybody pop this peeper! 388 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,798 Here's red in your eye! 389 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,167 Skaar poke with sword! 390 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,205 Destroy them! 391 00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:03,674 (rumbling) 392 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,682 It's a tear-nami! 393 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,552 Hold on! 394 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:19,857 I got ya. 395 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,861 You have my gratitude, hulk. 396 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,664 No one ever fought for ego before. 397 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,932 Hold it together, ball boy. 398 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,800 We've had enough tears for one day. 399 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,570 Now, there's a sight for sore eyes. 400 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,772 We sent those baby blues packing. 401 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,874 Why would the kree retreat? 402 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,910 Ego's no longer a threat to them. 403 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,945 Ronan: You accomplished nothing, hulk. 404 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,651 True, the kree cannot control ego. 405 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,686 But he shall still serve our purpose, 406 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,755 And save our homeworld. 407 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,557 What are you talking about? 408 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,593 Ego is to be sacrificed to a greater evil. 409 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:58,963 What greater evil? 410 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,898 (rumbling) 411 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,846 We've seen that ship before, 412 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,848 Over vegas. 413 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:19,617 Galactus. 414 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,652 Why did it have to be galactus? 415 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,655 Yeah, I guess it was kind of inevitable, 416 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:24,655 Giant living planet, 417 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:28,826 Ultra-powerful cosmic dude who eats planets for breakfast. 418 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,361 These two were bound to meet, right? 419 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,432 Red hulk: All that crud about justice, 420 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,767 And ronan just wanted to feed ego to galactus, 421 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,470 So he wouldn't chow down on his homeworld. 422 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,605 In case nobody noticed, 423 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:41,839 We're standing on the planet 424 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,874 That the planet-eating dude is gonna eat. 425 00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,891 Firelord, my herald. 426 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,961 Prepare this world to sate my hunger. 427 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,535 Would you still protect ego, hulk? 428 00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:12,870 Even now? 429 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,809 Sure, life is valuable. 430 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:18,809 All life. 431 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:22,013 But depending on whose life it is, 432 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:25,383 Protecting it might end up costing more than you can pay. 433 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,351 Hulk out. 434 00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:28,919 Hopefully not for good.