IF ELECTED, I PROMISE TO...
CAN I SCAN YOUR VOTE?
DIGITIZE YOUR YES FOR TUCKER?
[SIGH]
HOW CAN I RUN A CAMPAIGN FOR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT
WHEN NOBODY'S LISTENING TO ME?
WHAT WAS THAT? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
AAH!
YOU'RE JUST GOING ABOUT THIS THE WRONG WAY, TUCKER.
YEAH, YOUR CAMPAIGN IS ALL ABOUT VICTORY THROUGH TECHNOLOGY
AND THE TRIUMPH OF MACHINE OVER MAN.
IT'S KIND OF CREEPY.
SO WE CHANGED YOUR LAME OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN PLATFORM.
GRAFFITI ART CLASSES?
RAGE AGAINST THE PTA MEETINGS?
MINISKIRT FRIDAYS?
OK, THAT'S GOOD.
YEAH, THAT WAS MINE.
BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I TOLD YOU TO WRITE.
I WANT TO HAVE MY VOICE HEARD, NOT YOURS.
OK, OK. YOUR VOICE COMING UP.
THANK YOU.
HI, I'M TUCKER.
AND WHAT'S IT TAKE TO GET LISTENED TO AROUND HERE?
Dash: HEY, EVERYBODY.
GATHER ROUND, OR THE FOOTBALL TEAM'LL POUND YA.
THE THEME OF MY CAMPAIGN IS WHO CARES WHAT FOLEY HAS TO SAY.
YAY!
[GASP]
DANNY, LISTEN... NOT NOW, TUCKER.
I'M BUSY WRITING IN YOUR VOICE.
WOULD TUCKER SAY IT LIKE THAT?
BUT...
A LITTLE MORE NERD AND A LITTLE LESS SUAVE.
[GASP]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[SCREECHING]
I'M GOING... AAH!
[GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]
WOW, I NEVER SAW THAT COMING.
I DID.
WELL, JEEZ, TUCK, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?
♪ HE'S A PHANTOM ♪
♪ DANNY PHANTOM, DANNY PHANTOM ♪
♪ YO, DANNY PHANTOM, HE WAS JUST 14 ♪
♪ WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE ♪
♪ IT WAS DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN ♪
♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL, 'CAUSE HE IS DANNY PHANTOM ♪
♪ WHEN IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK, HIS FOLKS, THEY JUST QUIT ♪
♪ THEN DANNY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE OF IT ♪
♪ THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH, EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED ♪
♪ HIS MOLECULES GOT ALL REARRANGED ♪
♪ WHEN HE FIRST WOKE UP, HE REALIZED ♪
♪ HE HAD SNOW WHITE HAIR AND GLOWING GREEN EYES ♪
♪ HE COULD WALK THROUGH WALLS, DISAPPEAR, AND FLY ♪
♪ HE WAS MUCH MORE UNIQUE THAN THE OTHER GUYS ♪
♪ IT WAS THEN THAT HE KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO ♪
♪ HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS THAT WERE COMIN' THROUGH ♪
♪ HE'S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU ♪
♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL, 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪
♪ GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL, 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪
♪ HE'S A PHANTOM ♪
♪ DANNY PHANTOM ♪
Mr. Lancer: THE TREASURES OF THE PHARAOH DUUL AMAN.
WHICH YOU SEE BEFORE YOU
DATE BACK OVER 4,000 YEARS.
DUUL AMAN? AS IN MAN, IS THIS DULL?
HEY, IS THAT DUUL AMAN? AS IN MAN, IS THIS DULL?
[LAUGHTER]
Boy: OH, RIGHT.
THE WAY I SEE IT, TUCKER HAS TO TAKE THE JOCK VOTE AWAY FROM DASH.
RIGHT. WHILE NOT ALIENATING HIS SOCIAL MISFIT/GEEK BASE.
HERE'S AN IDEA.
HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS
AND LISTEN TO ME WHILE I TALK TO YOU?
OH, COME ON. AT LEAST LOOK AT ME.
Danny: WE ARE.
[GASP]
BEHOLD KIND DUUL AMAN.
NOW, THAT IS ONE SNAPPY LOOKING DUDE.
WOW, TUCKER. YOU LOOK LIKE A KING.
THE KING'S SCARAB SCEPTER.
THE SECRETS OF ITS DARK MAGIC ARE LOST TO THE AGES.
THE MUMMIFIED REMAINS OF THE PHARAOH'S MINION HOTEP RA.
ANCIENT LEGEND HOLDS THAT HE WILL RETURN
WHEN THE KING'S IMAGE REFLECTS ANEW
IN THE HIS SACRED MIRROR.
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, FOLEY?
EITHER YOU'LL GET A MINION OR ANOTHER ZIT ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
WHAT ZIT? I DON'T SEE IT.
[RUMBLING]
AAH! AAH!
AAH! OOF!
A MUMMY GHOST?
I AM RISEN!
AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
AAH!
[GASP]
SAM? DANNY?
[GROWL]
TIME FOR THIS MUMMY TO CRY UNCLE.
WHOA!
Tucker: LEAVE HIM ALONE!
WHO DARES ORDER HOTEP RA TO...
[GASP]
YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT HEARS AND OBEYS, O GREAT ONE.
YOUR DYNASTY BEGINS ANEW, MY PHARAOH.
I'M A PHARAOH?
I HAVE A MINION WHO WILL HEAR AND OBEY?
DUDE! YOU TOASTED MY MINION!
TRUST ME. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
Sam: GUYS, I LIKE A GOOD COFFIN AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GOTH,
BUT THE NOVELTY IS WEARING THIN.
[GASP]
"YOU CAN'T SPELL FOLEY WITHOUT F?"
WHO CAME UP WITH THAT?
DANNY AND ME.
YEAH. HA HA.
IT'S YOUR NEW ELECTION CAMPAIGN. YOU LIKE IT?
NO! THAT'S NOT THE SLOGAN I TOLD YOU I WANTED.
BUT IT APPEALED TO THE IDIOT FRINGE.
DO YOU WANT THE JOCK VOTE OR NOT?
WHAT I WANT IS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME.
CAN YOU DO THAT?
TAKE IT EASY, TUCK.
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP.
GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU START BY TAKING DOWN THOSE STUPID POSTERS?
OK, OK. RELAX.
YOU'RE LATE.
AND I AM SORRY.
BUT I TOLD YOU THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN TO YOU, MY LIEGE.
LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE RIGHT.
THEY DON'T SEEM TO GET THE LISTENING CONCEPT.
GRAPE ME.
I ASSURE YOU YOU'LL HAVE NO SUCH PROBLEM WITH ME.
MY LOYALTY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
DULY NOTED. CARRY ME.
THERE. THEY'RE DOWN. HAPPY NOW, YOUR HIGHNESS?
TUCKER?
BETTER LET ME DOWN HERE, RA.
WE DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU.
SEE? I ASKED FOR SOMETHING
AND IT HAPPENS.
IS THAT SO HARD?
NOT FOR ME, MY LIEGE. BUT WHY HIDE ME?
WHAT HAVE YOU TO FEAR? YOU ARE ROYALTY.
I AM?
YES. AND WITH MY HELP,
ALL OF THIS SHALL BE YOUR DOMAIN:
THIS POORLY FUNDED EDUCATIONAL CENTER.
HUZZAH!
I'M NOT GOING TO GET TO BE MASTER OF THIS DOMAIN
WITH THOSE JERKS COVERING MY POSTERS.
SHALL I SMITE THEM FOR YOU?
MAYBE NOT SMITE.
WHOA! AAH!
LOCUSTS. NOW THAT'S OLD SCHOOL.
YOU'RE PRETTY MEAN WITH A PLAGUE.
YOU KNOW, A GUY COULD GET USED TO HAVING A MINION.
DO NOT GET TOO USED TO IT, MY KING.
FOR VERY SOON, YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE WILL BE MY MINIONS.
WHAT UP, RA?
YOUR RISE TO SOVEREIGNTY.
I BEAR A GIFT TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE IT.
THE SCARAB SCEPTER?
BUT THAT BELONGS TO KING DUUL AMAN.
TO WHOM I HUMBLY PRESENT IT.
USE IT IN GOOD HEALTH, MY PHARAOH.
Sam: TUCKER, THERE YOU ARE.
WE'VE GOT YOUR TALKING POINTS FOR THE DEBATE.
KEEP THEM. I NO LONGER REQUIRE YOUR MEDDLING ADVICE.
HEY, THAT'S THE SCEPTER FROM THE MUSEUM.
HOW'D YOU GET IT?
WHY SHOULD I EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW I ACQUIRED WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE?
YOURS? TUCKER, I DON'T LIKE THIS.
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME.
AS YOU LISTEN TO ME? OR YOU?
TUCKER!
DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?
THE SCEPTER IS MINE.
NOW, STAND ASIDE OR FACE MY WRATH.
HUH?
[LAUGHTER]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
FIRST UP WITH OPENING STATEMENTS IS TUCKER FOLEY.
THANK YOU, MORTAL FOOL.
AT THE MUSEUM THE OTHER DAY, WE SAW A GLIMPSE OF THE PAST.
BUT NOW I WISH TO TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[KIDS CHATTERING]
HEY, I'M TALKING HERE. LISTEN!
[CHATTER CONTINUES]
YES. LET THE SCEPTER TAKE YOU.
I SAID SILENCE!
[GASP]
ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA!
I AM TIRED OF NOT BEING LISTENED TO,
OF NOT BEING RESPECTED!
UM, I THINK THAT'S YOUR CUE.
GIVE ME THAT SCEPTER NOW!
NO! IT'S MINE.
[GRUNTING]
LET GO!
TUCKER!
YOU'RE STILL NOT LISTENING TO ME!
[GRUNT]
TUCKER? SAM?
AND LET THAT SERVE AS A WARNING TO ALL OF YOU.
[GASP]
People: ALL HAIL PHARAOH!
[GASP]
FROM NOW ON, THIS IS MY WORLD.
AND MY WORD IS LAW!
[SCREAMING]
GUESS YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME NOW.
TUCKER, PLEASE. THIS IS WRONG.
BUT THE CLOTHES ARE PRETTY RAD.
STAND DOWN, SAMANTHA.
SAMANTHA?! NOBODY CALLS ME THAT!
EXCEPT YOU.
GUARDS! PUT THESE DRONES TO WORK ON THE SPHINX.
ONCE FINISHED,
IT WILL HERALD THE DAWNING OF YOUR NEW DYNASTY.
THIS PLEASES ME.
AH, THEN YOU'LL LOVE WHAT ELSE WE HAVE FOR YOU.
EVEN AS WE SPEAK,
TWO WARRIORS BATTLE FOR THE HONOR OF BEING PRESENTED BEFORE YOU.
[GASP]
I'll HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS.
IF I EVER DO A REPORT ON THE HISTORY OF ROAD RAGE.
[GASP]
[GRUNTING]
MYTH OF SISYPHUS!
DOING MANUAL LABOR FOR A GEEK WE USED TO MAKE FUN OF?
THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN UNTIL WE'RE LIKE, 30.
DUDE! I DON'T THINK WE'LL EVEN MAKE IT TO 30. WE'RE DOOMED!
TRUST ME, I CAN TELL YOU FROM EXPERIENCE WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR DOOMED.
WE JUST HAVE TO BIDE OUR TIME UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY OUT OF THIS.
HENCEFORTH, ALL IN THE REALM SHALL EAT NOTHING BUT MEAT.
AND ALL CITIZENS MUST WEAR RED BERETS,
INCLUDING YOU, HANDMAIDENS.
HE'S CLEARLY UNDER A SPELL.
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S UNDER SOME SPELL.
HE DIES FOR THIS.
HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF NAIL CLIPPERS?
ANY OTHER EDICTS, MY KING?
YES! MINISKIRT FRIDAYS.
IT'S A GOOD IDEA WHOSE TIME HAS COME.
WHAT SHALL I DO ABOUT THESE RIDICULOUS LAWS?
OH, IMPLEMENT THEM.
LET THE CHILD HAVE HIS MOMENT OF GLORY.
ONCE THE SPHINX IS COMPLETED AND I HAVE THE SCEPTER,
THIS REALM SHALL BE MINE!
AAH!
[TOOTING]
IT'S ALMOST FINISHED, MY PHARAOH.
A TRUE MONUMENT TO YOUR GLORY.
AND BEHOLD, THIS MASKED CHAMPION
HAS RETURNED FROM THE FIELD OF HONOR,
HAVING VANQUISHED THE GHOST BOY IN BATTLE.
WHAT? GHOST BOY? WHERE IS HE?
WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM?
LET ME GO! TUCKER, TELL THEM TO LET ME GO!
WOMAN, YOU WILL BE SILENT!
NO, YOU DIDN'T...
CONGRATULATIONS, WARRIOR, ON DEFEATING YOUR GHOSTLY OPPONENT.
HOW DID YOU ACCOMPLISH THAT?
I JUST HAD THE ADVANTAGE OF SURPRISE.
LIKE I DO NOW.
WHERE AM I? WHAT HAVE I DONE?
AND WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING A RED BERET EXCEPT YOU?
LONG STORY,
AND IT'S NOT OVER YET.
[GASP]
HE HAS THE SCEPTER. SEIZE HIM!
I'VE DONE IT! VICTORY IS MINE!
[GROWL]
OH, GREAT. THE THING'S AS HARDHEADED AS TUCKER WAS.
[MOANING]
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
AAH!
DANNY, HELP!
AAH!
I GUESS I'll HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THE PHARAOH MYSELF.
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
AAH!
HA HA HA!
HA!
HA HA HA!
I AM RISEN!
DO YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU WAKE UP?
SPHINX!
UH-OH.
FINISH THIS.
GHOST BOY!
DO SOMETHING, GHOST BOY.
I CAN'T. TOO POWERFUL.
OK, NOW WE'RE DOOMED.
[GROWL]
WE DO HAVE ONE SHOT AT THIS.
TUCKER, RIGHT? YOU GOTTA TALK TO THAT THING.
COMMAND IT TO STOP.
ME ARE YOU NUTS? THE SCEPTER CONTROLS IT.
MAYBE.
BUT MAYBE IT'S LOYAL TO THE KING,
AND FOR NOW, THAT'S YOU.
IT MIGHT LISTEN TO YOU.
SOMEBODY SHOULD'VE.
I KNOW. AND I'M SORRY.
WELL... HERE GOES NOTHING.
[ROAR]
UH, HEEL?
[GROWL]
WHAT? NO! SPHINX, DESTROY HIM.
[GROWL]
HELLO? KING TALKING HERE.
BE STILL, MY SPHINX. LAY DOWN.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? I CONTROL THE SCEPTER.
NOT ANYMORE, DUSTY!
AAH!
SHALL I... GRAPE YOU, MY LIEGE?
OR SMITE THOU FOES?
NAH, I GOT A BETTER IDEA. HEY, SPHINXY, SIC 'IM.
[SCREAMING]
NOW I KNOW WHY THEY CALL THESE THINGS RUINS.
NICE WORK, TUCKER.
THANKS, WOMAN.
AW, COME ON. KIDDING.
I GOTTA ADMIT, IT WAS PRETTY COOL
THE WAY YOU GOT THAT SPHINX TO LISTEN TO YOU
WITHOUT THIS STUPID SCEPTER.
YEAH, BUT I'M MUCH MORE COMMANDING WITH THE SCEPTER.
TUCKER, NO!
WHICH IS WHY, WE ALL GO BACK TO THE SCHOOL DEBATE,
AND NOBODY REMEMBER THIS EXCEPT ME, DANNY, AND SAM.
HA HA. NICE ONE. I'll TAKE THIS NOW.
Mr. Lancer: MR. FENTON, MS. MANSON,
BACK TO YOUR SEATS.
THIS IS NOT A GROUP DEBATE.
GIVE IT TO 'EM, TUCK.
I GOTTA GET THIS SCEPTER BACK TO THE MUSEUM.
RELAX. IT WON'T BE LONG.
FRIENDS, CLASSMATES,
AND MISCELLANEOUS BAND GEEKS WHO I NEVER ASSOCIATE WITH.
I'M CONCEDING THE ELECTION TO DASH.
SOMEHOW BEING IN CHARGE
JUST DOESN'T APPEAL TO ME MUCH ANYMORE.
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT THEN.
MR. BAXTER, YOU WIN BY DEFAULT. HUZZAH!
YES!
AS MY FIRST LAW, I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE NUDE WHALING FRIDAYS!
[CHEERING]
COULDN'T THEY HAVE SAID MINISKIRT INSTEAD?
HOW HARD IS THAT?
TUCKER, THANKS FOR BAILING US OUT.
THE SPHINX WAS A WAY BETTER LISTENER THAN SAM AND I HAVE BEEN LATELY.
WE'LL DO A BETTER JOB FROM NOW ON.
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD.
LIKE DANNY SAID, I'M A GUY WORTH LISTENING TO.
I'M HANDSOME, I'M SMART, I HAVE A KICKIN' HAT,
AND MY IDEAS FOR USING TECHNOLOGY AS A CAMPAIGN THEME ARE TOP NOTCH.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS STUFF.
IT WAS HANDMADE IN JAPAN.
DID YOU SAY HANDMAIDEN?
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME WANT TO BEAT HIM UP?
DID YOU JUST CALL US HANDMAIDENS?
AND WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I KNOW
WHAT YOUR FEET SMELL LIKE?
STUPID SCEPTER!
I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR A TOTAL MIND WIPE.
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LISTEN?
HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP!
AAH!
♪ BILLIONFOLD ♪
[BEEP]