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IF ELECTED, I PROMISE TO...

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CAN I SCAN YOUR VOTE?

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DIGITIZE YOUR YES FOR TUCKER?

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[SIGH]

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HOW CAN I RUN A CAMPAIGN
FOR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT

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WHEN NOBODY'S LISTENING TO ME?

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WHAT WAS THAT? DID
YOU SAY SOMETHING?

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AAH!

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YOU'RE JUST GOING ABOUT
THIS THE WRONG WAY, TUCKER.

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YEAH, YOUR CAMPAIGN IS ALL ABOUT
VICTORY THROUGH TECHNOLOGY

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AND THE TRIUMPH OF
MACHINE OVER MAN.

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IT'S KIND OF CREEPY.

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SO WE CHANGED YOUR LAME
OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN PLATFORM.

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GRAFFITI ART CLASSES?

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RAGE AGAINST THE PTA MEETINGS?

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MINISKIRT FRIDAYS?

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OK, THAT'S GOOD.

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YEAH, THAT WAS MINE.

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BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I
TOLD YOU TO WRITE.

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I WANT TO HAVE MY
VOICE HEARD, NOT YOURS.

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OK, OK. YOUR VOICE COMING UP.

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THANK YOU.

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HI, I'M TUCKER.

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AND WHAT'S IT TAKE TO GET
LISTENED TO AROUND HERE?

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Dash: HEY, EVERYBODY.

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GATHER ROUND, OR THE
FOOTBALL TEAM'LL POUND YA.

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THE THEME OF MY CAMPAIGN IS
WHO CARES WHAT FOLEY HAS TO SAY.

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YAY!

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[GASP]

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DANNY, LISTEN...
NOT NOW, TUCKER.

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I'M BUSY WRITING IN YOUR VOICE.

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WOULD TUCKER SAY IT LIKE THAT?

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BUT...

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A LITTLE MORE NERD
AND A LITTLE LESS SUAVE.

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[GASP]

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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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[SCREECHING]

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I'M GOING... AAH!

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[GROWLING]

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[SCREAMING]

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WOW, I NEVER SAW THAT COMING.

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I DID.

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WELL, JEEZ, TUCK, WHY
DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?

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♪ HE'S A PHANTOM ♪

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♪ DANNY PHANTOM, DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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♪ YO, DANNY PHANTOM,
HE WAS JUST 14 ♪

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♪ WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT
A VERY STRANGE MACHINE ♪

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♪ IT WAS DESIGNED TO
VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN ♪

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♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL,
'CAUSE HE IS DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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♪ WHEN IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK,
HIS FOLKS, THEY JUST QUIT ♪

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♪ THEN DANNY TOOK
A LOOK INSIDE OF IT ♪

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♪ THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH,
EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED ♪

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♪ HIS MOLECULES
GOT ALL REARRANGED ♪

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♪ WHEN HE FIRST
WOKE UP, HE REALIZED ♪

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♪ HE HAD SNOW WHITE HAIR
AND GLOWING GREEN EYES ♪

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♪ HE COULD WALK THROUGH
WALLS, DISAPPEAR, AND FLY ♪

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♪ HE WAS MUCH MORE
UNIQUE THAN THE OTHER GUYS ♪

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♪ IT WAS THEN THAT HE
KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO ♪

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♪ HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS
THAT WERE COMIN' THROUGH ♪

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♪ HE'S HERE TO FIGHT
FOR ME AND YOU ♪

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♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL,
'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL,
'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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♪ GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL,
'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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♪ HE'S A PHANTOM ♪

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♪ DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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Mr. Lancer: THE TREASURES
OF THE PHARAOH DUUL AMAN.

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WHICH YOU SEE BEFORE YOU

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DATE BACK OVER 4,000 YEARS.

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DUUL AMAN? AS IN
MAN, IS THIS DULL?

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HEY, IS THAT DUUL AMAN?
AS IN MAN, IS THIS DULL?

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[LAUGHTER]

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Boy: OH, RIGHT.

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THE WAY I SEE IT, TUCKER HAS TO
TAKE THE JOCK VOTE AWAY FROM DASH.

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RIGHT. WHILE NOT ALIENATING
HIS SOCIAL MISFIT/GEEK BASE.

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HERE'S AN IDEA.

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HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME
MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS

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AND LISTEN TO ME
WHILE I TALK TO YOU?

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OH, COME ON. AT
LEAST LOOK AT ME.

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Danny: WE ARE.

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[GASP]

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BEHOLD KIND DUUL AMAN.

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NOW, THAT IS ONE
SNAPPY LOOKING DUDE.

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WOW, TUCKER. YOU
LOOK LIKE A KING.

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THE KING'S SCARAB SCEPTER.

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THE SECRETS OF ITS DARK
MAGIC ARE LOST TO THE AGES.

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THE MUMMIFIED REMAINS OF
THE PHARAOH'S MINION HOTEP RA.

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ANCIENT LEGEND HOLDS
THAT HE WILL RETURN

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WHEN THE KING'S
IMAGE REFLECTS ANEW

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IN THE HIS SACRED MIRROR.

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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
IN THE MIRROR, FOLEY?

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EITHER YOU'LL GET A MINION OR
ANOTHER ZIT ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

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WHAT ZIT? I DON'T SEE IT.

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[RUMBLING]

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AAH! AAH!

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AAH! OOF!

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A MUMMY GHOST?

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I AM RISEN!

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AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

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AAH!

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[GASP]

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SAM? DANNY?

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[GROWL]

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TIME FOR THIS
MUMMY TO CRY UNCLE.

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WHOA!

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Tucker: LEAVE HIM ALONE!

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WHO DARES ORDER HOTEP RA TO...

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[GASP]

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YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT
HEARS AND OBEYS, O GREAT ONE.

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YOUR DYNASTY BEGINS
ANEW, MY PHARAOH.

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I'M A PHARAOH?

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I HAVE A MINION WHO
WILL HEAR AND OBEY?

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DUDE! YOU TOASTED MY MINION!

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TRUST ME. IT'S FOR
YOUR OWN GOOD.

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Sam: GUYS, I LIKE A GOOD COFFIN
AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GOTH,

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BUT THE NOVELTY IS WEARING THIN.

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[GASP]

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"YOU CAN'T SPELL
FOLEY WITHOUT F?"

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WHO CAME UP WITH THAT?

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DANNY AND ME.

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YEAH. HA HA.

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IT'S YOUR NEW ELECTION
CAMPAIGN. YOU LIKE IT?

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NO! THAT'S NOT THE
SLOGAN I TOLD YOU I WANTED.

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BUT IT APPEALED
TO THE IDIOT FRINGE.

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DO YOU WANT THE
JOCK VOTE OR NOT?

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WHAT I WANT IS FOR
YOU TO LISTEN TO ME.

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CAN YOU DO THAT?

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TAKE IT EASY, TUCK.

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WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP.

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GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU START BY
TAKING DOWN THOSE STUPID POSTERS?

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OK, OK. RELAX.

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YOU'RE LATE.

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AND I AM SORRY.

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BUT I TOLD YOU THEY WOULDN'T
LISTEN TO YOU, MY LIEGE.

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LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE RIGHT.

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THEY DON'T SEEM TO GET
THE LISTENING CONCEPT.

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GRAPE ME.

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I ASSURE YOU YOU'LL HAVE
NO SUCH PROBLEM WITH ME.

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MY LOYALTY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

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DULY NOTED. CARRY ME.

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THERE. THEY'RE DOWN.
HAPPY NOW, YOUR HIGHNESS?

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TUCKER?

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BETTER LET ME DOWN HERE, RA.

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WE DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU.

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SEE? I ASKED FOR SOMETHING

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AND IT HAPPENS.

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IS THAT SO HARD?

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NOT FOR ME, MY LIEGE.
BUT WHY HIDE ME?

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WHAT HAVE YOU TO
FEAR? YOU ARE ROYALTY.

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I AM?

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YES. AND WITH MY HELP,

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ALL OF THIS SHALL
BE YOUR DOMAIN:

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THIS POORLY FUNDED
EDUCATIONAL CENTER.

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HUZZAH!

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I'M NOT GOING TO GET TO
BE MASTER OF THIS DOMAIN

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WITH THOSE JERKS
COVERING MY POSTERS.

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SHALL I SMITE THEM FOR YOU?

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MAYBE NOT SMITE.

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WHOA! AAH!

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LOCUSTS. NOW THAT'S OLD SCHOOL.

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YOU'RE PRETTY
MEAN WITH A PLAGUE.

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YOU KNOW, A GUY COULD
GET USED TO HAVING A MINION.

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DO NOT GET TOO
USED TO IT, MY KING.

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FOR VERY SOON, YOU AND
EVERYONE ELSE WILL BE MY MINIONS.

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WHAT UP, RA?

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YOUR RISE TO SOVEREIGNTY.

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I BEAR A GIFT TO
HELP YOU ACHIEVE IT.

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THE SCARAB SCEPTER?

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BUT THAT BELONGS
TO KING DUUL AMAN.

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TO WHOM I HUMBLY PRESENT IT.

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USE IT IN GOOD
HEALTH, MY PHARAOH.

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Sam: TUCKER, THERE YOU ARE.

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WE'VE GOT YOUR TALKING
POINTS FOR THE DEBATE.

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KEEP THEM. I NO LONGER
REQUIRE YOUR MEDDLING ADVICE.

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HEY, THAT'S THE SCEPTER
FROM THE MUSEUM.

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HOW'D YOU GET IT?

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WHY SHOULD I EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW I
ACQUIRED WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE?

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YOURS? TUCKER,
I DON'T LIKE THIS.

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YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME.

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AS YOU LISTEN TO ME? OR YOU?

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TUCKER!

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DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?

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THE SCEPTER IS MINE.

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NOW, STAND ASIDE
OR FACE MY WRATH.

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HUH?

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[LAUGHTER]

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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FIRST UP WITH OPENING
STATEMENTS IS TUCKER FOLEY.

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THANK YOU, MORTAL FOOL.

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AT THE MUSEUM THE OTHER DAY,
WE SAW A GLIMPSE OF THE PAST.

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BUT NOW I WISH TO
TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE.

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]

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[KIDS CHATTERING]

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HEY, I'M TALKING HERE. LISTEN!

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[CHATTER CONTINUES]

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YES. LET THE SCEPTER TAKE YOU.

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I SAID SILENCE!

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[GASP]

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ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA!

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I AM TIRED OF NOT
BEING LISTENED TO,

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OF NOT BEING RESPECTED!

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UM, I THINK THAT'S YOUR CUE.

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GIVE ME THAT SCEPTER NOW!

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NO! IT'S MINE.

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[GRUNTING]

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LET GO!

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TUCKER!

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00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,060
YOU'RE STILL NOT
LISTENING TO ME!

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[GRUNT]

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TUCKER? SAM?

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AND LET THAT SERVE AS
A WARNING TO ALL OF YOU.

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[GASP]

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People: ALL HAIL PHARAOH!

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[GASP]

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FROM NOW ON, THIS IS MY WORLD.

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AND MY WORD IS LAW!

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[SCREAMING]

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GUESS YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME NOW.

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TUCKER, PLEASE. THIS IS WRONG.

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BUT THE CLOTHES ARE PRETTY RAD.

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STAND DOWN, SAMANTHA.

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SAMANTHA?! NOBODY CALLS ME THAT!

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EXCEPT YOU.

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GUARDS! PUT THESE DRONES
TO WORK ON THE SPHINX.

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ONCE FINISHED,

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IT WILL HERALD THE DAWNING
OF YOUR NEW DYNASTY.

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THIS PLEASES ME.

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AH, THEN YOU'LL LOVE
WHAT ELSE WE HAVE FOR YOU.

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EVEN AS WE SPEAK,

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TWO WARRIORS BATTLE FOR THE
HONOR OF BEING PRESENTED BEFORE YOU.

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[GASP]

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I'll HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS.

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IF I EVER DO A REPORT ON
THE HISTORY OF ROAD RAGE.

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[GASP]

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[GRUNTING]

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MYTH OF SISYPHUS!

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DOING MANUAL LABOR FOR A
GEEK WE USED TO MAKE FUN OF?

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00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:42,553
THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO
HAPPEN UNTIL WE'RE LIKE, 30.

238
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,591
DUDE! I DON'T THINK WE'LL EVEN
MAKE IT TO 30. WE'RE DOOMED!

239
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:50,294
TRUST ME, I CAN TELL YOU FROM
EXPERIENCE WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR DOOMED.

240
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:53,965
WE JUST HAVE TO BIDE OUR TIME UNTIL
WE CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY OUT OF THIS.

241
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:58,069
HENCEFORTH, ALL IN THE REALM
SHALL EAT NOTHING BUT MEAT.

242
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,304
AND ALL CITIZENS
MUST WEAR RED BERETS,

243
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,673
INCLUDING YOU, HANDMAIDENS.

244
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,875
HE'S CLEARLY UNDER A SPELL.

245
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,844
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S
UNDER SOME SPELL.

246
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,712
HE DIES FOR THIS.

247
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,881
HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD
OF NAIL CLIPPERS?

248
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,349
ANY OTHER EDICTS, MY KING?

249
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,986
YES! MINISKIRT FRIDAYS.

250
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,688
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
WHOSE TIME HAS COME.

251
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,926
WHAT SHALL I DO ABOUT
THESE RIDICULOUS LAWS?

252
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,594
OH, IMPLEMENT THEM.

253
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,130
LET THE CHILD HAVE
HIS MOMENT OF GLORY.

254
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,700
ONCE THE SPHINX IS COMPLETED
AND I HAVE THE SCEPTER,

255
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:34,172
THIS REALM SHALL BE MINE!

256
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,874
AAH!

257
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,215
[TOOTING]

258
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,796
IT'S ALMOST
FINISHED, MY PHARAOH.

259
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,032
A TRUE MONUMENT TO YOUR GLORY.

260
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,469
AND BEHOLD, THIS MASKED CHAMPION

261
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,472
HAS RETURNED FROM
THE FIELD OF HONOR,

262
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,775
HAVING VANQUISHED
THE GHOST BOY IN BATTLE.

263
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:14,478
WHAT? GHOST BOY? WHERE IS HE?

264
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,180
WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM?

265
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:22,152
LET ME GO! TUCKER,
TELL THEM TO LET ME GO!

266
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:26,323
WOMAN, YOU WILL BE SILENT!

267
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,659
NO, YOU DIDN'T...

268
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,896
CONGRATULATIONS, WARRIOR, ON
DEFEATING YOUR GHOSTLY OPPONENT.

269
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,765
HOW DID YOU ACCOMPLISH THAT?

270
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,033
I JUST HAD THE
ADVANTAGE OF SURPRISE.

271
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,202
LIKE I DO NOW.

272
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,238
WHERE AM I? WHAT HAVE I DONE?

273
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,007
AND WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING
A RED BERET EXCEPT YOU?

274
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,008
LONG STORY,

275
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,342
AND IT'S NOT OVER YET.

276
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,344
[GASP]

277
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,646
HE HAS THE SCEPTER. SEIZE HIM!

278
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:10,034
I'VE DONE IT! VICTORY IS MINE!

279
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,053
[GROWL]

280
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:47,938
OH, GREAT. THE THING'S AS
HARDHEADED AS TUCKER WAS.

281
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,307
[MOANING]

282
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,653
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!

283
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,849
AAH!

284
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,189
DANNY, HELP!

285
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:44,862
AAH!

286
00:17:56,209 --> 00:18:00,778
I GUESS I'll HAVE TO TAKE
CARE OF THE PHARAOH MYSELF.

287
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:05,616
SOMEBODY HELP ME!

288
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:06,817
AAH!

289
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,022
HA HA HA!

290
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,493
HA!

291
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:19,797
HA HA HA!

292
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,467
I AM RISEN!

293
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,803
DO YOU SAY THAT EVERY
TIME YOU WAKE UP?

294
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:26,970
SPHINX!

295
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,473
UH-OH.

296
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,341
FINISH THIS.

297
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:38,483
GHOST BOY!

298
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,651
DO SOMETHING, GHOST BOY.

299
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,820
I CAN'T. TOO POWERFUL.

300
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,489
OK, NOW WE'RE DOOMED.

301
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:46,491
[GROWL]

302
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,258
WE DO HAVE ONE SHOT AT THIS.

303
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,427
TUCKER, RIGHT? YOU
GOTTA TALK TO THAT THING.

304
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,096
COMMAND IT TO STOP.

305
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,898
ME ARE YOU NUTS? THE
SCEPTER CONTROLS IT.

306
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,267
MAYBE.

307
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,101
BUT MAYBE IT'S
LOYAL TO THE KING,

308
00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,637
AND FOR NOW, THAT'S YOU.

309
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,104
IT MIGHT LISTEN TO YOU.

310
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,272
SOMEBODY SHOULD'VE.

311
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:06,877
I KNOW. AND I'M SORRY.

312
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:13,116
WELL... HERE GOES NOTHING.

313
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,118
[ROAR]

314
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,454
UH, HEEL?

315
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,156
[GROWL]

316
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:25,029
WHAT? NO! SPHINX, DESTROY HIM.

317
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,301
[GROWL]

318
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,303
HELLO? KING TALKING HERE.

319
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,039
BE STILL, MY SPHINX. LAY DOWN.

320
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,511
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? I
CONTROL THE SCEPTER.

321
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:46,650
NOT ANYMORE, DUSTY!

322
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,186
AAH!

323
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:55,159
SHALL I... GRAPE YOU, MY LIEGE?

324
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,161
OR SMITE THOU FOES?

325
00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:01,999
NAH, I GOT A BETTER
IDEA. HEY, SPHINXY, SIC 'IM.

326
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:05,035
[SCREAMING]

327
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,052
NOW I KNOW WHY THEY
CALL THESE THINGS RUINS.

328
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,187
NICE WORK, TUCKER.

329
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,523
THANKS, WOMAN.

330
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,525
AW, COME ON. KIDDING.

331
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,695
I GOTTA ADMIT, IT
WAS PRETTY COOL

332
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:31,696
THE WAY YOU GOT THAT
SPHINX TO LISTEN TO YOU

333
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,263
WITHOUT THIS STUPID SCEPTER.

334
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,900
YEAH, BUT I'M MUCH MORE
COMMANDING WITH THE SCEPTER.

335
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,702
TUCKER, NO!

336
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,538
WHICH IS WHY, WE ALL GO
BACK TO THE SCHOOL DEBATE,

337
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:45,076
AND NOBODY REMEMBER THIS
EXCEPT ME, DANNY, AND SAM.

338
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,983
HA HA. NICE ONE.
I'll TAKE THIS NOW.

339
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,918
Mr. Lancer: MR. FENTON,
MS. MANSON,

340
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,021
BACK TO YOUR SEATS.

341
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,155
THIS IS NOT A GROUP DEBATE.

342
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,257
GIVE IT TO 'EM, TUCK.

343
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:01,492
I GOTTA GET THIS SCEPTER
BACK TO THE MUSEUM.

344
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,561
RELAX. IT WON'T BE LONG.

345
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,895
FRIENDS, CLASSMATES,

346
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,098
AND MISCELLANEOUS BAND GEEKS
WHO I NEVER ASSOCIATE WITH.

347
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,233
I'M CONCEDING THE
ELECTION TO DASH.

348
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,102
SOMEHOW BEING IN CHARGE

349
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,171
JUST DOESN'T APPEAL
TO ME MUCH ANYMORE.

350
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,973
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT THEN.

351
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:21,512
MR. BAXTER, YOU WIN
BY DEFAULT. HUZZAH!

352
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,013
YES!

353
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:27,985
AS MY FIRST LAW, I WOULD LIKE TO
PROPOSE NUDE WHALING FRIDAYS!

354
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,554
[CHEERING]

355
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:32,556
COULDN'T THEY HAVE
SAID MINISKIRT INSTEAD?

356
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,225
HOW HARD IS THAT?

357
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,193
TUCKER, THANKS
FOR BAILING US OUT.

358
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,030
THE SPHINX WAS A WAY BETTER LISTENER
THAN SAM AND I HAVE BEEN LATELY.

359
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,632
WE'LL DO A BETTER
JOB FROM NOW ON.

360
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,333
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD.

361
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:46,070
LIKE DANNY SAID, I'M A
GUY WORTH LISTENING TO.

362
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,839
I'M HANDSOME, I'M SMART,
I HAVE A KICKIN' HAT,

363
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:52,643
AND MY IDEAS FOR USING TECHNOLOGY
AS A CAMPAIGN THEME ARE TOP NOTCH.

364
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:53,825
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS STUFF.

365
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,680
IT WAS HANDMADE IN JAPAN.

366
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,581
DID YOU SAY HANDMAIDEN?

367
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:01,218
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE
ME WANT TO BEAT HIM UP?

368
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,020
DID YOU JUST CALL
US HANDMAIDENS?

369
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,521
AND WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I KNOW

370
00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:06,290
WHAT YOUR FEET SMELL LIKE?

371
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:07,791
STUPID SCEPTER!

372
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:10,961
I SPECIFICALLY ASKED
FOR A TOTAL MIND WIPE.

373
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,663
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LISTEN?

374
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:16,000
HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP!

375
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:17,701
AAH!

376
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,979
♪ BILLIONFOLD ♪

377
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,048
[BEEP]