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GIRLS, DO YOU DREAM
OF BEING A PRINCESS?

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YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

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NO.

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OF WEARING BEAUTIFUL
GOWNS AND JEWELRY?

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NO.

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OF CHARMING AND BEGUILING
THAT SPECIAL PRINCE.

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AND GAG.

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I'M DORA MATTINGLY,

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AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT DREAM COMES TRUE

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FOR ONE OF YOU
SWEET YOUNG LADIES.

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[CHEERING]

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THAT'S WHY I'M BRINGING MY

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MISS TEENAGE HAPPY
PRINCESS BEAUTY PAGEANT

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RIGHT HERE TO YOUR SCHOOL.

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I HATE THIS MORE THAN I
HATE THE MORNING SUN.

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH
BEAUTY PAGEANTS?

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OTHER THAN THE FACT
THAT THEY TURN GIRLS

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INTO SHALLOW DOORMATS

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AND BOYS INTO DROOLING IDIOTS,

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EVERYTHING.

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BUT IT'S GOT A
SWIMSUIT COMPETITION.

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I NEED A WORTHY AND
CHIVALROUS KNIGHT

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TO SELECT OUR PRINCESS!

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OH, ME! I WANT TO DO IT.

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PICK ME!

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OH, MAN!

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DANNY WOULD LOVE THIS.

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WHERE IS HE ANYWAY?

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[ROARING]

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HEY! IF YOU NEEDED SOMETHING,

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YOU SHOULD JUST AX.

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GET IT? AX?

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[GRUNTS]

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YIKES!

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OUR PRINCESS MUST
APPEAL TO THE MASSES,

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SO SHE SHALL BE CHOSEN
BY A COMMON BOY...

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SOMEONE AVERAGE AND BLAND.

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TOO POPULAR.

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TOO ATHLETIC.

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TOO NERDY.

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TOO... HANDSOME?

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SMART? INTELLIGENT?

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ANNOYING.

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NORMAL, DULL... [SCREAMS]

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YOU!

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YOU'RE PERFECT!

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PERFECT INDEED.

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A PERFECT PAWN!

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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♪ HE'S A PHANTOM ♪

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♪ DANNY PHANTOM, DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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♪ YO, DANNY PHANTOM,
HE WAS JUST 14 ♪

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♪ WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT
A VERY STRANGE MACHINE ♪

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♪ IT WAS DESIGNED TO
VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN ♪

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♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL
'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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♪ WHEN IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK,
HIS FOLKS, THEY JUST QUIT ♪

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♪ THEN DANNY TOOK
A LOOK INSIDE OF IT ♪

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♪ THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH,
EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED ♪

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♪ HIS MOLECULES
GOT ALL REARRANGED ♪

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[SCREAMING]

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♪ WHEN HE FIRST
WOKE UP, HE REALIZED ♪

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♪ HE HAD SNOW WHITE HAIR
AND GLOWING GREEN EYES ♪

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♪ HE COULD WALK THROUGH
WALLS, DISAPPEAR, AND FLY ♪

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♪ HE WAS MUCH MORE
UNIQUE THAN THE OTHER GUYS ♪

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♪ IT WAS THEN THAT HE
KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO ♪

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♪ HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS
THAT WERE COMING THROUGH ♪

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♪ HE'S HERE TO FIGHT
FOR ME AND YOU ♪

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♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL
BECAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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♪ GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL
'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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♪ GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL
'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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♪ HE'S A PHANTOM ♪

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♪ DANNY PHANTOM ♪

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[BELL RINGS]

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HI, DANNY. HI, DANNY.

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I BAKED SOME COOKIES FOR YOU.

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I DID YOUR MATH HOMEWORK.

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NOW, LADIES,

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YOU CAN'T INFLUENCE THE JUDGE

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WITH COOKIES AND... WHOA!

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IS THIS HOMEWORK DONE

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ALL THE WAY THROUGH
NEXT SEMESTER?

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MM-HMM. THIS PLEASES ME.

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HEY, FENTOID!

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IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO HOURS,

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AND I'M ALREADY TIRED

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OF YOU HOGGING ALL THE HOTTIES.

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[SNAPS]

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OW!

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AAGH!

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GET HIM!

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[YELLING]

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IT'S LIKE A DREAM!

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EVERY GIRL TOTALLY
WANTS TO DATE US.

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US?

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HEY, AS JUDGE'S BEST PAL,

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I'M ENTITLED TO A
LITTLE SPILLOVER.

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WANT TO GO OUT, UH, ASHLEY?

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YEAH, RIGHT!

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JUDGE'S BEST FRIEND.

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PICK YOU UP AT 7:00?

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7:00.

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THAT MEANS I SHOULD BE FREE

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AROUND 9:00 FOR...

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SAM?! SAM?!

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YES, SAM.

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I SIGNED UP FOR
THE STUPID PAGEANT.

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[GASPS]

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[LAUGHTER]

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WHAT IS THIS, APRIL FOOL'S DAY?

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YEAH, YOU HATE THIS CONTEST.

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I'M NOT DOING THIS TO WIN,

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I'M DOING IT TO
MAKE A STATEMENT.

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WELL, HERE'S A STATEMENT.

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IT SAYS "I'll NEVER
WIN IN THIS OUTFIT."

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STILL, MS. MANSON HAS A POINT.

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YOU GIRLS ARE UNIQUE INDIVIDUALS

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WITH STRONG OPINIONS
AND INDEPENDENT MINDS.

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YOU'RE DARN RIGHT WE ARE.

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IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE
YOU FORGET THAT

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AND MOLD YOU INTO
HAPPY LITTLE PRINCESSES.

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All: YAY!

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OOF! [SCREAMS]

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DATING HER FRIDAY.

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DATING HER SATURDAY.

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DATING HER SUNDAY.
DATING HER SUNDAY.

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ONCE, TWICE, SHOOT!
ONCE, TWICE, SHOOT!

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HA!

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DATING HER SUNDAY.

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[ROARS]

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IF WE LIVE THAT LONG.

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COULD WE DO THIS

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WHEN I'M A LITTLE LESS POPULAR?

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[GASPS]

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[GRUNTS]

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AAGH! AAGH!

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OW!

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[GROWLS]

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Sam: I'M TELLING YOU.

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THERE WAS SOMETHING
WEIRD ABOUT DORA.

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MM-HMM.

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GHOSTLY WEIRD.

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YEAH. YEAH.

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OH! AAH, THAT'S IT.

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SO GLAD WE COULD
HAVE THIS LITTLE TALK.

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SAM, LOOK, WHATEVER IT IS,

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I CAN HANDLE IT WHEN

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THIS LITTLE WINDOW OF POPULARITY

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IS OVER.

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BUT RIGHT NOW, I
HAVE IMPORTANT...

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JUDGE... DUTIES TO ATTEND TO.

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I GOT THOSE COMPLIMENTS
YOU WANTED TO HEAR.

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AND I BROUGHT THE TAPE RECORDER

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SO WE'LL HAVE
PROOF YOU SAID THEM.

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[SCREAMING]

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HA!

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OH, CRUD.

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[GRUNTS]

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[SCREAMING]

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I'M STILL TOTALLY INTO YOU,

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BUT I CAN'T LET DANNY
FENTON KNOW, OK?

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HE'S THE JUDGE.

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AAGH!

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[GRUNTS]

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DUDE, YOU'RE
SERIOUSLY CUTTING INTO

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MY LIMITED GIRLS-ARE-FLIRTING-
WITH-ME TIME!

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[GRUNTS]

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HA!

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NOT SO TOUGH
WITHOUT YOUR ARROWS.

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OW!

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[GRUNTING]

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I DON'T KNOW WHY THOSE SPOOKS

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ARE GOING MEDIEVAL ON ME,

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BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT!

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HI, DANNY. HI, DANNY.

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AS SOON AS THIS PAGEANT IS OVER.

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YOU SEE?

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THE BOY IS DISTRACTED.

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THE RING MASKS ME
FROM HIS GHOST SENSE!

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HE SUSPECTS NOTHING.

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WHICH IS MORE THAN I
CAN SAY FOR THE GIRL!

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PERHAPS NEXT TIME
YOU SHOULD JUST

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WALK UP TO HER AND
SCREAM, "I'M A GHOST!"

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PLEASE!

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PLEASE FORGIVE ME, BROTHER!

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I DIDN'T THINK...

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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK.

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP
IT AWAY FROM THE GHOST BOY

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UNTIL SHOWTIME!

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SO, DO IT!

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WAIT, LET'S JUST SAVOR

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OUR LAST FEW MOMENTS
OF DATE-ABILITY.

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[SIGHS]

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I'M GONNA MISS THIS.

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DANNY, DON'T GO OUT THERE.

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DORA IS... AN INSULT
TO MODERN WOMEN?

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A THROWBACK TO THE DARK AGES?

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HUH?!

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AND SPEAKING OF DARK AGES...

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DANNY, WAIT!

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MS. MATTINGLY?

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I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.

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YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW DAINTY

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YOUR FOOTSTEPS CAN BE

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WHEN YOU DON'T
WEAR COMBAT BOOTS!

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OH. COME.

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WE MUSTN'T MISS THE PAGEANT.

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YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY HOPING

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WE COULD BURY THE HATCHET.

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[GROWLS]

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MISSED!

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OR PERHAPS NOT.

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LATER, DUDE.

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IT'S BEEN A SLICE... AAGH!

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OK, WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL.

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I'M ALL OUT OF AX PUNS.

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♪ A HAPPY PRINCESS ♪

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♪ IS SWEET AND PURE ♪

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♪ WITH HAIR OF GOLD ♪

219
00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,354
♪ AND TEETH OF WHITE ♪

220
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♪ HER SOFT COMPLEXION ♪

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♪ IS PURE PERFECTION ♪

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♪ WITH NARY A PIMPLE IN SIGHT ♪

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EXCEPT HER.

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AAGH!

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MS. MATTINGLY, I JUST REALIZED

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I'M NOT CUT OUT
TO BE A PRINCESS.

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SO, I'll JUST BE
GOING... NOWHERE!

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[ROARS]

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Danny: WAIT!

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DON'T I GET A TRIAL?

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A PHONE CALL? A LAST REQUEST?

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COME ON, CUT ME SOME SLACK.

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HEY! ANOTHER AX PUN.

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[CLOCK CHIMES]

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[GASPS]

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00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,238
[GRUNTING]

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00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,340
OH, MAN.

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00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:09,841
I'M LATE FOR THE PAGEANT.

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00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,411
FOR MY HAPPY PRINCESS TALENT,

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I'M GOING TO LEAD
A CHEER... ABOUT ME!

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OH, YEAH, HELENA!

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00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,317
THAT'S ME!

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00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,318
I SEEN YA.

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I'M CUTE AS A BUTTON.

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AND YOU, YOU'RE NOTHING.

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UH-HUH! ALL RIGHT!

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BREAK IT DOWN.

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[OPERATIC SINGING]

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I'M SAM MANSON,

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AND MY HAPPY
PRINCESS TALENT IS...

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GOTH HAIKU.

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DESPAIR WITHOUT
END... DORA'S A GHOST.

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UTTER BLACKNESS, NOTHINGNESS.

254
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,679
DORA'S A GHOST.

255
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:51,449
DORA IS A GHOST!

256
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,451
SO THAT'S YOUR BIG STATEMENT?

257
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:54,852
"DORA IS A GHOST"?

258
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,821
I MEAN, WHAT... WAIT.

259
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,089
DORA IS A GHOST?

260
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,357
GOOD SIR JUDGE,

261
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,258
HAS THOU MADE THY DECISION?

262
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,694
SAM!

263
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:03,695
YEA, VERILY.

264
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:04,797
LET IT BE PROCLAIMED

265
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,631
THAT THE HAPPY PRINCESS CROWN

266
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,834
SHALL BE DECREED TO... SAM?!

267
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,369
ARE YOU UNWELL?!

268
00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:16,841
[GASPS]

269
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,845
[CHEERING]

270
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,614
SAM, NO!

271
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:38,095
MY LOYAL SUBJECTS,

272
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,464
AT LONG LAST, THE WAIT IS OVER.

273
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:44,435
YOUR PRINCE HAS FINALLY
SELECTED HIS BRIDE!

274
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,403
[CHEERING]

275
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,408
BRIDE?!

276
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,046
Dora: OH, CHEER UP, DEAR.

277
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,249
YOU'RE GOING TO BE A PRINCESS!

278
00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,351
CHEER UP?!

279
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,885
I'M HAULED OFF TO
THE GHOST ZONE,

280
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,853
I'M ABOUT TO BE MARRIED
OFF TO A STRANGER...

281
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,056
[GROWLS]

282
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,664
AAGH!

283
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:13,931
OOF!

284
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:14,932
OH, AND LET'S NOT FORGET

285
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,401
THIS LOVELY FEATURE
TO MY CROWN...

286
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,302
IT WON'T COME OFF!

287
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,437
AH HA HA!

288
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,106
IT'S NO USE, CHILD.

289
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,507
ONLY PRINCE ARAGON
CAN REMOVE THE TIARA.

290
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,609
YOU ARE BOUND TO HIM FOREVER.

291
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:29,013
AH HA! ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL!

292
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,982
WELL, PRINCE ARAGON
NEEDS TO GET HIS HEAD

293
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,183
OUT OF THE MIDDLE AGES.

294
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,851
IT'S THE 21st CENTURY.

295
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:34,886
NOT HERE.

296
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,621
IN THIS REALM, ALL
TIME STANDS STILL.

297
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:38,622
NOT THAT YOU'D CARE,

298
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,458
BUT THIS IS NO
FUN FOR ME EITHER.

299
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,959
I HAVE TO MAKE YOU A PRINCESS

300
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,095
OR THE PRINCE WILL HAVE MY HEAD.

301
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,834
[GIGGLING]

302
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:50,969
[SIGHS]

303
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:51,969
WE'RE DOOMED.

304
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,737
YOU'RE DOOMED, FENTON!

305
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:54,839
YOU HEAR?!

306
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,407
YOU CAN'T HIDE IN THERE FOREVER!

307
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,408
[ALL YELLING]

308
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,742
STEP ASIDE, LADIES.

309
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,911
LISTEN UP, FEN-TOAST,

310
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,780
YOUR GET OUT OF WAIL FREE CARD

311
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,115
JUST EXPIRED!

312
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,051
HEY, WHERE'D HE GO?

313
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,023
OH, THIS IS POINTLESS.

314
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,024
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF SAM

315
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,560
IS IN THE GHOST ZONE.

316
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,428
Computer: REAL-WORLD
ITEM DETECTED.

317
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,796
Tucker: AND NOW WE DO.

318
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,134
[GASPS]

319
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,073
GOOD OLD RELIABLE TECHNOLOGY.

320
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,277
[SCREAMING]

321
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,013
[BEEPING]

322
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,315
[SCREAMING]

323
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:38,383
OOF!

324
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,720
Sam: OW!

325
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,189
WHY DOES THE PRINCE WANT
TO MARRY A HUMAN ANYWAY?

326
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,890
MY BROTHER WANTS TO POSSESS

327
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,227
THAT WHICH NO ONE ELSE HAS...

328
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,362
A HUMAN BRIDE.

329
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,464
THAT'S WHY HE FORCED ME

330
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,164
TO MAKE YOUR FRIEND THE JUDGE.

331
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:55,866
SURELY, A HALF-GHOST
WOULD SELECT

332
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,468
A PERFECT HUMAN BRIDE.

333
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,603
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING.

334
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,105
THAT MAKES ABOUT
AS MUCH SENSE AS...

335
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:02,940
GLASS SLIPPERS?

336
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,208
I KNOW.

337
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:07,245
BUT THE PRINCE ALWAYS
GETS WHAT HE WANTS.

338
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,114
OH, REALLY?

339
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,783
THEN I'll JUST HAVE TO BE.

340
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,952
WHAT HE DOESN'T WANT.

341
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,587
WHAT HAPPENED?

342
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,189
THE SHIP JUST STOPPED WORKING.

343
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,857
MY PDA, TOO!

344
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:20,858
WHAT IS THIS PLACE,

345
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,427
SOME KIND OF TECH-FREE ZONE?

346
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,428
OH, MAN.

347
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,197
WE'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS.

348
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,307
♪
♪♪

349
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,876
ENOUGH MERRY-MAKING!

350
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,678
BRING FORTH MY BRIDE!

351
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,780
NOW!

352
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,050
[AWOOGA HORN]

353
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:49,020
Sam: ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?!

354
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,455
WASSUP?!

355
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,924
HERE COMES THE BRIDE!

356
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,194
PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU!

357
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,528
DON'T... FOOD!

358
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,529
COOL!

359
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,564
I'M STARVING!

360
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,770
MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!

361
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,507
AH!

362
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,311
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

363
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,579
AAGH!

364
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,482
DORATHEA?!

365
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,616
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

366
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,953
UH, PRE-WEDDING JITTERS?

367
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,388
[BURPS]

368
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,791
[CAWING]

369
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:27,892
COAST IS CLEAR.

370
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,060
LET'S MOVE.

371
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:33,597
OH, MAN.

372
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,266
NOT THESE GUYS AGAIN.

373
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,771
[GRUNTS]

374
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,808
UH, TUCKER, A LITTLE HELP.

375
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:45,910
NO PROBLEM.

376
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,538
I'll JUST HACK INTO
THE SECURITY SYSTEM,

377
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,646
CUT OFF THE POWER, AND...

378
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,317
STUPID TECH-FREE ZONE.

379
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,393
I KNEW TECHNOLOGY
WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN!

380
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,495
HYAH!

381
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,531
HUH?!

382
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,371
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO?

383
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,705
[GULPING]

384
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,741
[CLAMORING]

385
00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:20,044
[CHEERING]

386
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,579
CAN YOU NOT DO
ANYTHING RIGHT, SISTER?

387
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,248
CONTROL HER! BUT...

388
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,983
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS.

389
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,185
AAGH!

390
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,621
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT, TOO.

391
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,389
OH, YOU ARE SO USELESS.

392
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,491
GUARDS!

393
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,862
YAHOO!

394
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,063
MOSH PIT!

395
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,634
[CHEERING]

396
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,169
TO THE DUNGEON WITH HER!

397
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,271
BUT, SWEETHEART,

398
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,505
WHAT ABOUT OUR WEDDING?

399
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,473
THIS TIARA BONDS US FOREVER...

400
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:50,741
REMEMBER?

401
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,043
YOU ARE NOT FIT TO WEAR IT.

402
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,145
THAT'S WHAT I WAS
HOPING YOU'D SAY.

403
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,383
HEY! LET ME GO!

404
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,619
SAM, WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU!

405
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,221
I DON'T NEED RESCUING.

406
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,023
I WAS DOING FINE WITHOUT YOU!

407
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,460
OOF!

408
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,796
SAM!

409
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:11,896
INSOLENT PEASANTS!

410
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,465
NO ONE STEALS
PRICE ARAGON'S BRIDE!

411
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,768
BUT I THOUGHT YOU
DIDN'T WANT HER?!

412
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,170
YOU DO NOT THINK EVER!

413
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,273
[SHRIEKS]

414
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,807
YOU DO AS YOU'RE TOLD.

415
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,418
[SNARLING]

416
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,689
WEDDING'S CANCELLED, SCALY.

417
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,032
HMM?

418
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,367
LOOKS LIKE I CAN GET PAST

419
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,869
ALL KINDS OF FIREWALLS.

420
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,904
[ROARS]

421
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,846
EXCEPT THAT ONE.

422
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,786
[GRUNTS]

423
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,630
[ROARS]

424
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,499
YOU JUST GONNA LET YOUR BROTHER

425
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,800
PUSH YOU AROUND LIKE THAT?

426
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:26,203
WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE?

427
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,238
A PRINCESS ISN'T
SUPPOSED TO THINK.

428
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,741
WE JUST HAVE TO
SMILE, LOOK PRETTY,

429
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,010
AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

430
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,546
SO, HOW HAPPY ARE YOU?

431
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,923
AAGH!

432
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,158
HA!

433
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,897
YOU'RE JUST AS SMART
AS YOUR BROTHER,

434
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,232
AND JUST AS POWERFUL.

435
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,334
TRUE.

436
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,001
WE DO SHARE THE SAME POWER.

437
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,002
WHICH MEANS...

438
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:02,005
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THIS.

439
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,709
[STRAINING]

440
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,216
[ROARING]

441
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,905
[ROARING]

442
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,344
SO... YOU GONNA
LET MY FRIEND GO,

443
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,713
OR DO WE HAVE TO
DO THIS THE HARD WAY?

444
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:43,815
AAGH!

445
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,187
HOW ABOUT THE SLOW
AND PAINFUL WAY?

446
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,222
[ROARS]

447
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,526
[GASPS]

448
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,797
DORA, YOU IMBECILE!

449
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,131
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

450
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,901
WHAT I SHOULD
HAVE DONE AGES AGO!

451
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,973
1,600 OF DOING YOUR BIDDING!

452
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:14,811
1,600 YEARS OF
SUFFERING YOUR INSULTS!

453
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:19,483
1,600 YEARS OF... [SNARLS]

454
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,717
YOU!

455
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,419
THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

456
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:23,921
YOU'VE BEEN FILLING HER HEAD

457
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,922
WITH YOUR MODERN IDEAS.

458
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:29,293
YOU MIGHT WANT TO LISTEN
TO SOME OF THOSE IDEAS.

459
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,395
I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE.

460
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:31,896
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

461
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:39,770
[GRUNTING]

462
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:55,286
I THINK IT'S TIME
WE TOOK THIS REALM

463
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,187
OUT OF THE DARK AGES.

464
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:02,860
[SCREAMS]

465
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:03,962
WHAT IS THAT?!

466
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,929
TIME MOVING FORWARD.

467
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,565
AND YOU HAVE A LOT
OF CATCHING UP TO DO.

468
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,901
YOU MUST BE THE
LADIES IN WAITING.

469
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,904
WELL, WAIT NO FURTHER,
'CAUSE FRIAR TUCK...

470
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:14,938
[GRUNTS]

471
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:15,939
CALL ME!

472
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,775
YOU CAN NOW! YOUR
PHONES WILL WORK!

473
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,118
LET'S SCRATCH HIS EYES OUT

474
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,321
WITH OUR PERFECTLY
MANICURED NAILS!

475
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,922
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!

476
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,091
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

477
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,962
I NEVER ACTUALLY
PICKED THE WINNER!

478
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,330
YOU DIDN'T?!

479
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,832
I KNEW YOU'D COME
TO YOUR SENSES.

480
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,468
I HAVE... ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.

481
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,436
AND FOR HELPING ME TO DO THAT,

482
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:50,374
I DECREE OUR MISS TEENAGE
HAPPY PRINCESS SHALL BE...

483
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:51,908
SAM MANSON.

484
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,944
[GASPS]

485
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,146
[CHEERING]

486
00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:57,249
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

487
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,915
OH, WAIT. YES, I DO.

488
00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:00,784
THESE THINGS ARE STUPID.

489
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:01,952
[GASPS]

490
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,054
UP FOR A DOUBLE VEGGIE-VEGGIE

491
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,055
AT THE NASTY BURGER?

492
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,057
SURE.

493
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,057
BUT YOU'RE BUYING.

494
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,393
I MEAN, THIS IS
THE 21st CENTURY.

495
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,231
FEAR NOT, LADIES.

496
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,000
I'M STILL ACCEPTING DATE-BRIBES

497
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:17,467
FOR MISS CONGENIALITY.

498
00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:19,836
I'M CLAWING HIS
EYES OUT SATURDAY.

499
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,638
I'M CLAWING HIS EYES OUT SUNDAY.

500
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:22,740
WHO GETS HIM TODAY?

501
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,208
1, 2, 3...! 1, 2, 3...!

502
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,611
HA! YOU'RE DEAD, FOLEY!

503
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:31,849
AAGH!