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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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YODA: Destroyed, the First Order was.
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-Eliminated, were the Sith.
-(STORMTROOPER GRUNTS)
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Across the galaxy, peace had spread.
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With freedom restored,
Life Day could once again be celebrated.
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What is Life Day, you ask?
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A holiday of friendship,
of family, of connection.
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To Kashyyyk, Rey and her friends traveled,
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to celebrate with Chewbacca
and his family.
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Although, for Rey and Finn,
the celebration would wait.
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(EXHALES)
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Ow!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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It's all right, Finn, I believe in you.
Just concentrate.
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Well, it's kinda hard with them,
you know, looking at me.
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(PORGS COOING)
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There, no more Porgs.
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Now remember,
be mindful of your surroundings,
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feel the remote.
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Can you feel it?
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-FINN: (YELPS) No, but I felt that.
-(PORGS LAUGHING)
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Finn, I know the Force is strong with you.
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I sense it. Remember, a Jedi...
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FINN: Must let go.
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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-(YELLING)
-(PORGS GIBBER)
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Finn! No! No! That's not letting go. Whoa!
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(FINN YELLING)
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(YELPS)
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(GROWLS AND YELLS)
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Oh, yeah! (HUMMING) Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
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Ow!
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Oh, come on!
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I don't understand.
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This is everything
I'm supposed to be doing.
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(SIGHS)
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Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi?
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Hand me the lightsaber.
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(SIGHS) Guess not.
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The Jedi texts say
that when we travel down a wrong path,
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we must search for another.
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A wood lightsaber? Seriously?
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No, a new path.
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Ow! The new path gave me a splinter.
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(GROANS)
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What am I doing wrong?
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Lightsabers down, you two,
we've got a Life Day party to set up.
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Chewie's entire family is coming.
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And if there's one thing
Wookiees love, it's...
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Well, it's ripping arms off things,
but if there's two things they love,
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it's arm ripping and parties!
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Finn, can I put you down
for decorating duty?
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Sure. I need a break.
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And, Rey, you're in too, right?
You volunteered to roast the tip-yip.
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REY: Mmm-hmm. Tip-yip.
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You think she's in?
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Ah, yeah, she's in.
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YODA:
Unsatisfied with her teaching, Rey was.
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To the Jedi texts, she went for answers.
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Did that. Did that.
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Did that.
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(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) That too.
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I followed every teaching.
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Argh! What am I missing?
Why can't I train him?
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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(BOOK THUDS)
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(GASPS)
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All right, people,
Chewie's family is on their way.
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We've got a lot o' work
and not a lot o' time.
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(BB-8 BEEPING)
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Guys, look what I found!
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Tip-yip recipe?
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"In the temple on Kordoku,
only on Life Day,
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"but once a year,
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"with a key to the galaxy's past,
a Jedi's future becomes clear."
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(BB-8 BEEPING)
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-So, not a tip-yip recipe.
-(ROARS)
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Yeah, what does that mean?
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I think it means I need to go to Kordoku.
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To help me. You. Us. With your training.
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Put the book down, Rey.
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We can figure it all out tomorrow.
Even Jedi Masters deserve a day off.
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Life Day is today.
I'm afraid I have to go now.
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-Now?
-ROSE: What?
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(ROARS)
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Chewie's right. You can't leave.
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-I'm sorry.
-(R2-D2 BEEPS)
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But I'm sure one of you
can make the tip-yip.
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Life Day is about family.
It's not about the tip-yip.
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Oh, it's all about the tip-yip.
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But yeah, family.
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I won't miss the party. I promise.
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(BB-8 BEEPING)
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-Aw, no. You're leavin' too, buddy?
-(BEEPING)
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D-O: Don't leave.
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He left. I miss my friend.
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Yeah, I already miss him too.
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Are you crying?
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No. It's allergies.
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Stupid Wookiee planet.
All fur and tree pollen.
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Besides, Generals don't cry.
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Exactly. They lead.
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Uh-oh.
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He's getting the look.
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We're only in trouble
if he says, "I have a plan."
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I have a plan!
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We're not just going to put on a party.
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We're going to put on
the greatest Life Day party
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in the history of the galaxy!
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You guys, decorate.
I'll handle the tip-yip.
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Have you ever made tip-yip?
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No, I have not.
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Rey! Wait! You're not leavin'
because of me, are you?
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No, Finn, because of me.
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I know I can become a Jedi.
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Which is why I have to go.
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(SIGHS) So, you are leaving because of me.
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Rey, may the Force be...
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You know the rest.
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YODA: At Kordoku, Rey had arrived.
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But difficult to find, the temple was.
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(BEEPING)
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It has to be here somewhere.
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(GASPS)
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Pull up! Pull up!
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-Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up!
-(BEEPING)
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Whoa!
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I think we found it.
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(BB-8 BEEPING)
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You can say that again.
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(BB-8 BEEPING)
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Wow.
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This is beautiful.
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(BEEPING)
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(GASPS)
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(GASPS)
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(BEEPING)
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"With a key to the galaxy's past."
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This has got to be the key.
But what does it open?
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(BEEPING)
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"With a key to the galaxy's..."
What is it?
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(BEEPING)
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-Hmm.
-(BEEPING)
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(GASPS)
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(BEEPING)
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(BEEPING)
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I think this opened
some sort of Force gateway to...
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Whoa!
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(GRUNTS)
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(BEEPS)
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Where are we?
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-(LUKE GRUNTING)
-(GASPS)
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YODA: Now the rock. Concentrate.
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That's Master Luke.
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And that must be... Yoda!
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Somehow, we're on Dagobah when
Luke Skywalker received his training.
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Can you imagine
the profound Jedi wisdom they're sharing?
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Master Yoda? The blood is
really starting to rush to my head.
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-Concentrate, young Skywalker.
-(BEEPING)
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Concentrate!
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(LUKE GRUNTING)
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Master and apprentice. Hmm.
Maybe I could learn something from this.
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You want me to lift my X-wing
out of the swamp?
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With only the Force? All right, I'll try.
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No. Do or do not. There is no try.
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Isn't trying, like, a good thing?
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Participation trophies for Jedi,
there are not.
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(GRUNTING)
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(R2-D2 BEEPING)
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(SEA MONSTER GROWLING)
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-(BEEPING)
-(SHUSHING)
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(BEEPING)
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Cut it out! I'm trying to learn here.
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-Oh! (GRUNTING)
-(BB-8 BEEPING)
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Learning can wait!
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It's just like the Jedi text said.
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"With a key to the galaxy's past,
a Jedi's future becomes clear."
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This is how I learn to train Finn,
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by watching other Jedi Masters
train their students. Come on!
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It's like Master Yoda said,
"Do or do not." And I'm gonna do.
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(BEEPS)
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Ugh! Bored. Bored.
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
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Who cares about a trade dispute?
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Jedi do not seek adventure.
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I understand.
It's just that it's not very...
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QUI-GON: Gas!
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OBI-WAN: Now this is more like it!
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Focus, Obi-Wan.
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Hurry, BB-8.
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OBI-WAN: Focus, Anakin.
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I know you're eager to see Padmé again,
but we're on a mission.
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I am focused, Master.
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Follow my example and be mindful, Anakin.
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A Jedi must have complete awareness
of their surroundings.
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It's Obi-Wan Kenobi
training Anakin Skywalker!
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-(BEEPS)
-No, they didn't see me.
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Hello, there.
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(CHUCKLES)
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-Hi.
-(BEEPING)
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Artoo, try and lock...
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-(GRUNTS)
-Sorry. Oh, Master Luke!
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What're you doing? I'm tryin' to aim here.
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OBI-WAN: Use the Force, Luke.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi!
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You're blocking my targeting computer.
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-REY: Stop!
-LUKE: Ow! Get off!
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-You move it.
-LUKE: Move your head!
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(OBI-WAN CLEARS THROAT)
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Use the Force, Luke.
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(BEEPING)
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-Huh?
-Listen to your Master, use the Force!
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DARTH VADER: I have you now.
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-Wha...
-Yoo-hoo!
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PILOT: Look out!
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You're all clear, kid.
Now let's blow this thing and go home.
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(SIGHS) Thank you?
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HAN: You're welcome.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPING)
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We just saw Luke Skywalker
blow up the Death Star.
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No, wait, technically we helped
Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star!
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Master and apprentice! So cool!
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-(BEEPING)
-Best Life Day ever!
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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YODA: On the Millennium Falcon,
beginning to feel like Life Day it was.
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Decorations, check. Lights, check.
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Ice sculpture...
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-(PORGS GIBBER)
-(R2-D2 BEEPING)
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In progress.
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Oh, Chewie, we still need a tree.
Finn and I will clean up this mess.
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(ROARS)
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You know how Rey said
we wouldn't notice she was gone?
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Yeah, I notice.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Full thrust, Threepio!
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What are you doing?
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Engine thruster roasting.
Cooks super fast.
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(COUGHING)
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(CHUCKLES) Disaster averted.
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-(PORGS GIBBERING)
-(CHEWBACCA ROARS)
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Amazing! We've seen my Master!
My Master's Master!
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My Master's father.
My Master's father's Master...
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Where are you going?
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(GIBBERING)
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But there's so much more to see.
To pass on to Finn.
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(BEEPING)
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We'll be back in plenty o' time
for the party. I promise.
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Okay, okay.
Just one more Master and apprentice?
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For me? For Finn?
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(BEEPS)
253
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,789
I've got a good feeling about this.
254
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:56,795
YODA: Though she did not know it,
fraught with peril, Rey's quest was.
255
00:13:57,296 --> 00:14:00,757
Soon the Rebels will arrive
and fall into my trap.
256
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:06,847
By the time they discover Death Star Two
is fully operational, it will be too late.
257
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:12,519
They will be destroyed,
and I shall rule the galaxy for eternity.
258
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,690
I sense you disagree, Lord Vader.
259
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,817
No, it's just...
260
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:23,363
"Death Star Two" feels kind of derivative.
261
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,824
Mmm-hmm.
Then I suppose you have a better name?
262
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,994
How about "Starkiller Base"?
263
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,164
(SCOFFS)
That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
264
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:36,418
Anyhoo, not sure you remembered,
but it's Life Day.
265
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,587
I got you something
you're really gonna like.
266
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,922
Ooh!
267
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,049
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (LAUGHING)
268
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,802
"Galaxy's Best Emperor"?
269
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:51,767
Of course, I'm the galaxy's best Emperor!
I'm the galaxy's only Emperor! Meh!
270
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:52,976
(BEEPING)
271
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,062
This is so not what I had in mind.
272
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,188
I heard something!
273
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,648
Let's get out of here.
274
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:06,865
Hey! I had to hit every gift shop
on Batuu to find you that.
275
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,200
Forget the mug.
276
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,620
Whatever made this must be very powerful.
277
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,914
-Me want-y! You get-y.
-Whoa!
278
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:20,838
(BEEPS)
279
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,923
You were right. We should go home.
280
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,342
Can you imagine if those two had seen us?
281
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,594
-That would've been...
-(DARTH VADER BREATHES HEAVILY)
282
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,763
Not good.
283
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,518
YODA: Hurrying to finish
setting up the party, our heroes were.
284
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,563
Soon to arrive, Chewbacca's family was.
285
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,400
Looking good. Tree. Food. Decorations.
286
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,527
Oh! I almost forgot music.
287
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,362
(D-O PLAYING MUSIC)
288
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,865
(SCATTING)
289
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,367
It is on.
290
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,994
(ROARING)
291
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:59,459
Welcome, everyone! Gifts go under the tree
and there's food over there.
292
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,755
-(ROARING)
-(GIBBERS)
293
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:07,968
(BOTH BEEPING)
294
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,178
(ROARING)
295
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,888
This is not going well.
296
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,682
If this party gets any worse,
Poe's gonna start losin' arms.
297
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,392
Who's up for party games?
298
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,395
(ROARING)
299
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,855
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
300
00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:22,691
BOTH: Distress signal!
301
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,614
(REY GRUNTS)
302
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,240
DARTH VADER: All too easy.
303
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:33,076
Now I have the, uh...
304
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,162
-What is this thing?
-(BEEPS)
305
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,788
REY: Give that back!
306
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,550
DARTH VADER: You are a Jedi?
307
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:49,801
That's right.
308
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,137
(GRUNTS)
309
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,140
(BOTH GRUNTING)
310
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,143
Huh?
311
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:01,522
(REY YELLS)
312
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:03,815
(BEEPS)
313
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,026
(BOTH GRUNTING)
314
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:20,541
Impressive. I almost feel bad
having to destroy you.
315
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:21,917
Almost.
316
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,172
(DARTH VADER BREATHING HEAVILY)
317
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,720
What are you doing? Follow me.
318
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,514
SNOWTROOPER: But you're right there.
319
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,015
That's not me!
320
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:41,270
Sure looks like you.
Helmet, chest buttons, heavy breathing.
321
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:45,315
We are invading the Rebel base.
322
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,276
Forget the base. Stop the girl.
323
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,445
You dare contradict me?
I'm in charge here.
324
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,613
No, I'm in charge!
325
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,949
(BOTH GRUNTING)
326
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:55,826
Who do you think you are?
327
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,953
-I'm you!
-No, you're me.
328
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,122
Any idea what the protocol is here?
329
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,207
(BOTH GRUNTING)
330
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,502
Impressive.
331
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,462
Most impressive.
332
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,674
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
333
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,178
BOTH: You are me.
334
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,264
-BOTH: Destroy her.
-(GRUNTS)
335
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:21,643
(YELLS)
336
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,356
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT)
337
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,774
SNOWTROOPER: Lord Vader!
338
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,820
DARTH VADER: That was weird. Come on.
339
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,366
I hate you, Obi-Wan!
340
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,536
Careful, Anakin. Anger leads to hate,
and hate leads to...
341
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,662
I know what it leads to!
342
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,042
(SNOWTROOPERS SCREAM AND GRUNT)
343
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:53,217
I have it! Lord Vader, I have it!
344
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,052
DARTH VADER: Wha...
345
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,735
(COOING)
346
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,696
-DARTH VADER: Aw!
-So cute.
347
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,658
(ALL SCREAMING)
348
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:24,206
FODE: ...the start of the third
and final lap, Sebulba's in the lead,
349
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,375
followed closely by Skywalker!
350
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,253
They're side by side.
351
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,587
(SCREAMS)
352
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:34,633
SNOWTROOPER: Whoa!
353
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:38,095
FODE: I don't care what universe
you're from, that's gotta hurt!
354
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:45,185
CLONE TROOPER 1: Ugh!
Traffic duty. The worst.
355
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,646
Hey! I just thought that exact thing!
356
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,357
Sometimes it feels like
we're the same person.
357
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,820
BOTH: Podracers,
don't see those every day.
358
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,573
BOTH: Jinx! Oh! Double jinx!
359
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:08,500
CLONE TROOPERS:
Pull over! Pull over! Pull over!
360
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,803
(REY GRUNTING)
361
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:27,019
STORMTROOPERS: Whoa!
362
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,942
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
363
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,285
(SIGHS)
364
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,308
ALL: Hello, there.
365
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:08,602
(PANTING)
366
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:09,728
(CLEARS THROAT)
367
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,610
(SPEAKING RODIAN) Oonta goota, Solos?
368
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:17,945
(IN ENGLISH) You wanna shoot first?
369
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,029
After you.
370
00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:22,241
(ALL YELLING)
371
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,583
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNTING)
372
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:34,211
DARTH VADER: Someone has trained you well.
373
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:37,548
You have no idea.
374
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:38,882
Who are you guys?
375
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,093
Master Skywalker.
376
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,177
My son!
377
00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:46,807
I mean... My, these binary Suns, um...
378
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,642
sure are hot.
379
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:49,768
What is this?
380
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:51,728
BOTH: The key!
381
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:52,896
(REY GRUNTS)
382
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,440
Private farm! Private farm!
No trespassing!
383
00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:56,650
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT)
384
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:57,901
Ow!
385
00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,903
ALL: Whoa!
386
00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:03,448
(BEEPING)
387
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:07,286
(REY GRUNTS)
388
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,621
The key, where's the key?
389
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:10,789
(BEEPING)
390
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:16,753
DARTH VADER: I'll take that.
391
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,214
BB-8!
392
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:22,009
DARTH VADER: And that.
393
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,471
(GRUNTING)
394
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:32,269
Worst Life Day ever.
395
00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:43,030
Happy Life Day!
396
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,032
Took you long enough. Now, gimme!
397
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,868
Uh... What is it?
398
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:51,747
A key that allows us to travel
across space and time.
399
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:55,834
I have witnessed its awesome power.
With it, we can rule the galaxy.
400
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,794
Yeah, yeah, blabbity-blah. Ooh!
401
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,422
Idea! Let's go to the future.
402
00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:04,801
Jedi destroyed, Rebellion crushed,
and yours truly reigns supreme.
403
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,095
(SIGHS) Let's see where I'm at in...
404
00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:09,473
Ooh, pick a number... 30 years.
405
00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:13,936
(EMPEROR GRUNTS)
406
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,523
(SCATTING)
407
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,653
Who's Supreme Leader? I'm Supreme Leader.
408
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:26,031
Do a little dance now.
Supreme Leader, Supreme Leader.
409
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,325
Supreme Leader, we've prepared the...
410
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:29,493
(SCATTING)
411
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:35,082
(SHUDDERS) Shirts. I mean, ships to head
to the pectoral locations.
412
00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:38,710
Platoon! Platoon locations
across the midriff.
413
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:40,212
Rim, rim! For the...
414
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:45,926
Navel... Navy! Nav... Know what?
I'll come back later.
415
00:23:47,219 --> 00:23:50,013
Who is this kid?
What does he mean "Supreme Leader"?
416
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,516
Is that above Emperor?
Kinda sounds like it.
417
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:56,395
(GRUNTS) I can hear you talking
and him breathing and...
418
00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:00,607
Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!
419
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:03,652
DARTH VADER: Yup. That's me.
Wait. "Grandpa"?
420
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:08,240
And Emperor Palpatine?
I don't believe it! How are you even here?
421
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,617
Uh... Life Day miracle?
422
00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:13,745
This is so cool! You're my inspiration.
423
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,331
-DARTH VADER: Uh...
-Huh.
424
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:19,209
In fact, I'm about to finish
what you started,
425
00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:21,920
I just made myself Supreme Leader and I...
426
00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:25,048
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk about
that "Supreme Leader" stuff later.
427
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,717
Let's... Let's get to me.
428
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:31,096
So, I assume I now rule
the entire galaxy for all eternity, hmm?
429
00:24:31,722 --> 00:24:32,723
Well...
430
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:37,936
Okay, most of the galaxy?
Some of the galaxy?
431
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:41,815
A lousy Tibanna gas mine? Anything?
432
00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:44,651
Boy, do I have a story to tell you.
433
00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:48,530
You think maybe you could put
a shirt on before you tell it? (SHUDDERS)
434
00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:54,036
Where are we? And who are you?
435
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:58,790
Me? Oh, just the Jedi Master
who let Darth Vader on the loose
436
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:00,626
to who knows where or when.
437
00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:07,299
Yeah... I'm only a moisture farmer.
I have no idea what a "Darth Vader" is.
438
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:10,344
Now, if you've got questions
about vaporators, I'm your guy.
439
00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:12,930
Oh, poor BB-8.
440
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:17,518
Hmm. Maybe I can help.
Hand me that head plate.
441
00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:24,191
(BEEPING)
442
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:26,235
Look at that! Thank you, Luke.
443
00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,904
Aw, it was nothing. Whoa!
444
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:31,156
I've never seen a droid move like that!
445
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,574
(BEEPING)
446
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:35,911
Get back here, little guy! (CHUCKLES)
447
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,539
He's so cute! Look at him go!
448
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:40,832
So, let me get this straight.
449
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:44,086
He betrays me,
throws me down a reactor shaft,
450
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:47,089
and I don't rule the galaxy for eternity?
451
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,508
Yep, that's pretty much the story.
452
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,009
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
453
00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:54,054
You, uh... You got a lightsaber, kid?
454
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:59,977
Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
Crackly crossguards. May I?
455
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,771
Mmm! Mmm! (CHUCKLING)
456
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:06,108
Way more impressive than his.
457
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,234
DARTH VADER: I heard that.
458
00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:09,236
I know.
459
00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:13,115
How about a mask, hmm?
You, uh, got a mask?
460
00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:15,951
Well, I did. But I broke it.
461
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,704
Oh, then allow me.
462
00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,756
Oh, that's original.
463
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,091
No one asked you.
464
00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:34,469
Last question, would you ever,
under any circumstance,
465
00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:36,346
betray your master?
466
00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:39,892
Like say,
oh, throw him down a reactor shaft?
467
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:52,154
Reactor shaft? No.
468
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,989
Then come with me.
469
00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:55,616
KYLO: Where are we going?
470
00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,954
To change our destiny.
471
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,416
(GRUNTS)
472
00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:09,963
YODA: Meanwhile, on the Millennium Falcon,
hungry and bored Chewbacca's family was.
473
00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,759
-(GRUNTING)
-(SCREAMING)
474
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:16,803
Uh, what's with the smiles?
475
00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:18,931
Enjoying the biggest
intergalactic disaster
476
00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:21,225
since Jar Jar Binks' senate speech?
477
00:27:21,308 --> 00:27:22,601
Nope. That.
478
00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:24,394
(TRILLS)
479
00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:26,772
-You can set up over there, Max.
-(TRILLS)
480
00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:28,941
Um, what is Max Rebo doin' here?
481
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:30,859
No one's listened to him
in, like, 30 years.
482
00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:32,528
We hired him to kick this party up.
483
00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:37,199
And isn't it the Max Rebo Seven?
I mean, where're the other, ya' know, six?
484
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:38,575
(TRILLING)
485
00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:39,993
Oh.
486
00:27:40,077 --> 00:27:41,119
My condolences.
487
00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:44,665
Guys, this is a nice thought,
but no one listens to...
488
00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:49,336
Max Rebo?
Now this is a Life Day party! (LAUGHS)
489
00:27:49,628 --> 00:27:51,547
Where's my boyfriend?
490
00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:52,881
-(ROARING)
-(LAUGHING)
491
00:27:52,965 --> 00:27:54,383
There he is!
492
00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:55,843
(LAUGHING)
493
00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,135
What is going on?
494
00:27:57,219 --> 00:28:00,556
Life Day is about being with friends
and family, right?
495
00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:03,225
So, we figured the more the merrier!
496
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:04,601
JAWA: (SPEAKING JAWANESE) Utinni!
497
00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:06,436
(SPEAKING RODIAN) Maclunkey!
498
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,939
(IN ENGLISH) Off-world Jawa. Nice.
499
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:12,860
And when you decided to invite
an entire star system for dinner,
500
00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:14,486
did you have a plan to feed them all?
501
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:16,572
-Of course, we did.
-(R2-D2 BEEPING)
502
00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:22,035
Oh, Zorii! I knew you'd be back,
with a bunch of tip-yip.
503
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,829
Straight to the galley with those, Zorii.
504
00:28:24,246 --> 00:28:26,748
Please be a cape, please be a cape.
505
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:28,917
It's a wrap!
506
00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:32,713
This is one of my favorites.
Hope it's one of yours.
507
00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:34,131
(MUSIC PLAYING)
508
00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:41,096
(SINGING IN HUTTESE)
509
00:28:44,558 --> 00:28:47,311
(IN ENGLISH) In the original Huttese.
Cool.
510
00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:52,232
(BOTH SINGING IN HUTTESE)
511
00:28:57,154 --> 00:28:58,155
(CRYING)
512
00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,239
(IN ENGLISH) Joy.
513
00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:04,203
Nice, right? Second Death Star!
We built two o' these bad boys!
514
00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:08,040
I know! And that's how we got
the idea for Starkiller Base!
515
00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:11,793
Ooh! "Starkiller"! (CHUCKLING)
516
00:29:11,877 --> 00:29:13,086
Good name!
517
00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:14,171
DARTH VADER: Hey!
518
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,256
Oh. You.
519
00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:17,633
Forgot you're still here.
520
00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:20,010
Skywalker is down
on the Forest Moon of Endor.
521
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:21,386
Go. Fetch.
522
00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:23,972
Fine!
523
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:31,021
Nice, right? Spins in both directions.
Ooh! Whoo!
524
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:33,023
Uh, not to point out the obvious,
525
00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:36,777
but sending Vader down to the Forest Moon
above Endor to get Skywalker
526
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:40,072
sets off the exact chain of events
that ends with Vader
527
00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:43,116
picking you up and chucking
you down a reactor shaft.
528
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,702
And there's no coming back from that.
529
00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,371
Yeah, so?
530
00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:50,415
So, aren't you worried
about your apprentice betraying you?
531
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:55,295
Ah, you mean my former apprentice?
532
00:29:57,089 --> 00:29:58,423
REY: Way to go, Rey.
533
00:29:58,507 --> 00:30:01,134
If you'd just listened to your friends
and stayed on the Falcon,
534
00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:02,636
none of this would have happened.
535
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:08,183
But instead, you ignored them and...
And now you're talking to yourself.
536
00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:11,478
YODA: Upset, young Rey was. And alone.
537
00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:13,480
And hearing things.
538
00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:14,815
YODA: You are not.
539
00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:19,778
Master Yoda? I... I don't believe it!
540
00:30:19,862 --> 00:30:23,782
With all you've seen today,
so impossible to believe, is it? Hmm?
541
00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:27,369
Master Yoda. I failed completely.
542
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:28,745
So sure, are you?
543
00:30:28,829 --> 00:30:31,665
Failed to teach Finn.
Failed to stop Darth Vader.
544
00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:34,585
Failed to find a way out of here.
Pretty sure, yeah.
545
00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:36,086
All teachers fail.
546
00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:38,672
Saw my failure with Luke
on Dagobah, you did.
547
00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:41,300
-That's different.
-No, no different.
548
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:43,635
From failure we can learn.
549
00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:46,263
Learn to be a better student
or better teacher.
550
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:48,265
(SIGHS)
551
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:51,810
Come. Let me show you
what you failed to see.
552
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,396
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
553
00:30:59,818 --> 00:31:01,028
REY: I'm home?
554
00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:03,906
No. Here, but not here, you are. To learn.
555
00:31:03,989 --> 00:31:04,990
POE: Look out!
556
00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:08,160
-(PORGS GIBBERING)
-(FINN EXCLAIMS)
557
00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:12,748
Whoa! Where'd you learn that?
558
00:31:12,831 --> 00:31:15,042
Rey taught me to be
mindful of my surroundings.
559
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,126
Rey's a good teacher.
560
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:17,211
The best.
561
00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:19,421
Wise, Finn is.
562
00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:21,924
No. Wrong, Finn is.
563
00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:23,383
I don't understand.
564
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:27,554
I've pored over the Jedi texts.
Memorized all there is to know.
565
00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:30,349
Dedicated myself
to passing on that knowledge.
566
00:31:31,517 --> 00:31:33,852
Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi?
567
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,063
Hand me the lightsaber.
568
00:31:36,772 --> 00:31:38,190
(SIGHS) Guess not.
569
00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:42,194
Oh, no. Instead of helping Finn,
I hurt his feelings.
570
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:46,406
So focused on the books you were,
the most important thing you forgot.
571
00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:50,452
Knowledge and training, a Jedi needs. Yes.
572
00:31:50,536 --> 00:31:54,206
But useless these are, without connection.
573
00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:57,084
What do you see?
574
00:31:57,876 --> 00:32:00,212
Jedi Masters and their students.
575
00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:03,215
Students, yes. But also...
576
00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:05,259
Friends.
577
00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:09,596
Hmm. Understand now, you do?
578
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,182
A happy Life Day, I wish you, young Rey.
579
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:15,519
Happy Life Day, Master Yoda.
580
00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,982
Oh, wait! How do we get out of here?
581
00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:22,359
What about Vader? And the Emperor?
582
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,820
Showed you all you need to know, I did.
583
00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:27,614
(CHUCKLES) The power all along, you had.
584
00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:31,118
-Whoa!
-(GASPS) Oh.
585
00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:32,786
I didn't mean to scare you.
586
00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:34,663
Did you find that key you're lookin' for?
587
00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:37,040
-No.
-Oh.
588
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:39,293
I thought maybe that was
what the green guy meant
589
00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:42,045
when he said,
"You had the power all along."
590
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,422
You saw that?
591
00:32:43,505 --> 00:32:45,215
At least, I think that's what he said.
592
00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:46,967
It was kinda all backwards-y.
593
00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:49,595
"Had the power all along."
594
00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:51,305
Luke! Thank you.
595
00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:53,348
-For what?
-For teaching me something.
596
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,399
(EXHALES)
597
00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:14,703
YODA: All living things,
the Force connects.
598
00:33:15,621 --> 00:33:16,747
Reach out...
599
00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:22,544
YODA: In connection, strength we find.
600
00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:27,174
And happen, great things can.
601
00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:36,600
-You did it!
-No, we did it!
602
00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:38,602
-Come on!
-Where are we going?
603
00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:39,937
To set things right.
604
00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:49,071
So, do you understand the plan?
605
00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:50,864
KYLO: Whee!
606
00:33:50,948 --> 00:33:54,535
Oh! Both ways!
607
00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:55,786
The plan. Do you...
608
00:33:57,871 --> 00:33:59,414
Do you understand it?
609
00:33:59,498 --> 00:34:01,208
When Vader returns with Skywalker,
610
00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:04,211
I grab them and I chuck them
both in the reactor.
611
00:34:04,294 --> 00:34:06,713
That's right! (SCOFFS)
See how they like it.
612
00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:11,009
Then you and I rule
the galaxy for all eternity.
613
00:34:11,093 --> 00:34:16,974
The Emperor and his faithful
second-in-command, the Supreme Leader.
614
00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:19,351
(SIGHS) Master, I'm unsure.
615
00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:21,812
Oh, no, no, no. As you can see,
616
00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:25,148
"Emperor" is clearly
above "Supreme Leader."
617
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,944
Speaking of which, scoochy scooch!
618
00:34:29,695 --> 00:34:32,489
No, I'm good with throwing
my Uncle Luke down a reactor.
619
00:34:32,573 --> 00:34:34,449
But Grandpa Vader too?
620
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:37,202
Hey, don't get cold feet on me now, kid.
621
00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:42,666
What is that?
622
00:34:46,336 --> 00:34:47,337
Ben?
623
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:48,797
Ben? Who's Ben?
624
00:34:48,881 --> 00:34:52,301
That's "Supreme Leader Kylo Ren" to you!
625
00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:54,428
Check out this place!
626
00:34:54,511 --> 00:34:57,514
You! You're gonna pay
for what you did to me!
627
00:34:57,598 --> 00:34:58,849
What I did to him?
628
00:34:58,932 --> 00:35:00,559
I... I don't even know who he is.
629
00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:03,812
Less talky-talky, more fighty-fighty!
Destroy them!
630
00:35:06,148 --> 00:35:07,482
(BOTH GRUNTING)
631
00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:11,737
(BEEPING)
632
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,120
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Dark side.
633
00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,539
No one hurts my friend!
634
00:35:22,664 --> 00:35:23,749
(GRUNTS)
635
00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:29,630
(GRUNTS) Whoa!
636
00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:34,218
Excellent work, my new apprentice.
637
00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:36,970
Now destroy Skywalker.
638
00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:38,263
KYLO: With pleasure.
639
00:35:38,347 --> 00:35:39,681
(BEEPING)
640
00:35:45,979 --> 00:35:47,397
(KYLO GRUNTING)
641
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:50,984
Fine, destroy the girl first.
Then Skywalker.
642
00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:54,112
Oh, and if Vader ever bothers
to show up, destroy him too.
643
00:35:54,738 --> 00:35:56,073
DARTH VADER: Wait. What?
644
00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:58,033
-KYLO: Uncle Luke?
-"Uncle"?
645
00:35:58,116 --> 00:35:59,535
(CHUCKLING)
646
00:35:59,618 --> 00:36:01,078
This just got interesting.
647
00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:04,122
What did you mean by, "Destroy Vader too"?
648
00:36:04,206 --> 00:36:06,959
-Um...
-(BEEPING)
649
00:36:09,878 --> 00:36:11,880
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT)
650
00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:13,799
No time to explain. We need to...
651
00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:16,802
Stop everyone in a black cape.
I know the drill.
652
00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:20,055
Okay, they want to destroy me.
653
00:36:20,681 --> 00:36:22,432
As do you. And you.
654
00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:25,686
Really not sure whose side I'm on here.
655
00:36:25,769 --> 00:36:27,938
-Mine!
-KYLO: What about me?
656
00:36:28,021 --> 00:36:32,234
Fine! You too! Okay? All of us!
Make with the fighty-fighty!
657
00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:51,170
KYLO: I've always hated you!
658
00:36:51,253 --> 00:36:53,714
Kid, I've never
seen you before in my life.
659
00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:57,509
-KYLO: Ow!
-Oopsie! Zappity, zappity, zappity!
660
00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:00,804
(LAUGHING)
661
00:37:01,555 --> 00:37:04,016
(GRUNTING)
662
00:37:06,310 --> 00:37:07,311
(REY YELLS)
663
00:37:09,271 --> 00:37:10,397
(REY GRUNTS)
664
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:16,987
Join me and together
we can rule the galaxy!
665
00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:18,530
Good.
666
00:37:18,614 --> 00:37:19,698
Wait, what now?
667
00:37:19,781 --> 00:37:21,658
(BEEPING)
668
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:33,212
Really should've seen that coming.
(YELLS)
669
00:37:33,879 --> 00:37:34,880
Goodbye, Ben.
670
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,423
(YELLING)
671
00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:44,181
No!
672
00:37:45,516 --> 00:37:49,853
No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
673
00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:56,235
Enough, Lord Vader!
674
00:37:56,318 --> 00:37:58,612
I will finish this.
675
00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:01,240
(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
676
00:38:01,657 --> 00:38:02,741
(GROANS)
677
00:38:02,824 --> 00:38:03,992
No!
678
00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:09,081
And now, you will feel
the full power of the dark side.
679
00:38:09,164 --> 00:38:10,832
(DARTH VADER GRUNTING)
680
00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:14,211
(EMPEROR LAUGHING)
681
00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:17,673
-DARTH VADER: Ow!
-That's for throwing me in the reactor!
682
00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:19,675
-I didn't!
-Well, not yet.
683
00:38:19,758 --> 00:38:21,134
Zippity, zappity, zappity!
684
00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:23,178
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
685
00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:25,848
(GROANING)
686
00:38:25,931 --> 00:38:27,766
You are most impressive.
687
00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:32,521
Perhaps, you'd like to join me
as my new, new apprentice.
688
00:38:32,604 --> 00:38:34,898
You, me, and that key.
689
00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:37,067
Me, join you?
690
00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:38,151
Never!
691
00:38:38,235 --> 00:38:40,571
You've failed before. You'll fail again.
692
00:38:40,654 --> 00:38:43,574
Good will always triumph over evil.
693
00:38:43,657 --> 00:38:45,450
Yes, well, we'll see about that.
694
00:38:45,534 --> 00:38:47,369
(GRUNTING)
695
00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:50,789
(SCREAMS)
696
00:38:50,873 --> 00:38:55,794
If you won't join me,
then I will go back and destroy Skywalker!
697
00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:59,798
Both of them. And Kylo Ren! And Vader!
698
00:38:59,882 --> 00:39:05,012
I will rule the galaxy forever,
by myself like I always should have.
699
00:39:05,095 --> 00:39:07,222
It is my destiny.
700
00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:08,390
No!
701
00:39:08,473 --> 00:39:09,892
(REY GRUNTS)
702
00:39:11,393 --> 00:39:13,187
Pathetic girl.
703
00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:16,148
Did you really think
you could defeat me alone?
704
00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:18,567
I am not alone.
705
00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:27,451
DARTH VADER: I'm coming, my Master.
706
00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:32,789
Luke? Do you remember
the first Jedi lesson you ever learned?
707
00:39:33,832 --> 00:39:35,292
-Let...
-Go!
708
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:37,669
(LAUGHING)
709
00:39:37,753 --> 00:39:39,046
What? (GRUNTING)
710
00:39:39,129 --> 00:39:41,465
Get off of me, you oaf!
711
00:39:43,342 --> 00:39:45,719
-Are you all right?
-I've been worse.
712
00:39:46,762 --> 00:39:48,013
Give me a hand, BB-8.
713
00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:53,018
LUKE: Where are you going?
714
00:39:53,101 --> 00:39:54,895
To put "you" back where you belong.
715
00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:57,439
Well, not "you" you. This you.
716
00:39:57,523 --> 00:39:59,191
Don't you want to see what happens?
717
00:39:59,274 --> 00:40:01,401
DARTH VADER: I'm sorry.
EMPEROR: One simple screw up!
718
00:40:01,485 --> 00:40:03,403
-DARTH VADER: Just move!
-Can't you do anything right?
719
00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:04,613
I already know.
720
00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:06,657
May the Force be with you.
721
00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:09,743
Nice kid.
722
00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:11,286
Oh, perfect.
723
00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:12,788
Now they're getting away.
724
00:40:12,871 --> 00:40:14,331
And it's all your...
725
00:40:14,414 --> 00:40:16,500
Huh? Hey! Put me down!
726
00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:20,462
DARTH VADER: I'm done
taking orders from you.
727
00:40:24,466 --> 00:40:27,594
Hey, what's with the sweater? (SCREAMING)
728
00:40:27,678 --> 00:40:30,138
Happy Life Day!
729
00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:37,563
"Galaxy's Best Emperor." (SCOFFS)
730
00:40:38,522 --> 00:40:40,899
Huh. This is actually pretty thoughtful.
731
00:40:41,525 --> 00:40:42,818
Why was I so mean about it?
732
00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:46,154
In fact, why am I always so mean?
733
00:40:46,238 --> 00:40:47,364
(GASPS)
734
00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:50,617
It's a Life Day miracle!
735
00:40:50,701 --> 00:40:51,702
Oh, that's it.
736
00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:54,329
That's it! From now on, no more dark side!
737
00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,707
No more ruling the galaxy!
738
00:40:56,790 --> 00:41:01,378
Ol' Sheevy Palpatine
is gonna change his way. (SCREAMING)
739
00:41:06,925 --> 00:41:09,970
(BEEPING)
740
00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:12,514
He'll be fine. He's one tough Jedi.
741
00:41:14,183 --> 00:41:15,350
He just doesn't know it yet.
742
00:41:16,518 --> 00:41:18,854
Come on. There's still
one more thing we need to fix.
743
00:41:18,937 --> 00:41:20,063
(BEEPS)
744
00:41:42,753 --> 00:41:44,463
(BEEPS)
745
00:41:52,888 --> 00:41:54,890
(MUSIC PLAYING)
746
00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:59,978
(ALL CHEERING)
747
00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:09,988
Who's hungry?
748
00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:11,406
(ALL CHEERING)
749
00:42:11,490 --> 00:42:12,533
FINN: Me! Me! Me!
750
00:42:13,242 --> 00:42:15,327
Mmm! Do I smell tip-yip?
751
00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:16,995
-Rey!
-(ROARS)
752
00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:18,330
Look at all this!
753
00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:20,624
Glad we made it back in time!
754
00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:22,125
-So are we.
-(ROARS)
755
00:42:22,209 --> 00:42:25,587
C-3PO: Oh, my!
That must've been quite an adventure.
756
00:42:26,463 --> 00:42:29,299
-How many Master Skywalkers?
-(BB-8 BEEPS)
757
00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:30,592
That sounds quite impossible.
758
00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:32,970
Did you find what you were
lookin' for at the temple?
759
00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:36,598
Turns out what
I was looking for was right here.
760
00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:38,350
-ROSE: Aw!
-(POE WHIMPERING)
761
00:42:38,433 --> 00:42:41,061
Oh, all right, you two, enough hugging.
762
00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:42,688
Come on. Let's eat.
763
00:42:42,771 --> 00:42:44,314
Are you crying again?
764
00:42:44,398 --> 00:42:46,275
No, pollen!
765
00:42:48,443 --> 00:42:51,780
Care to do the honors, Jedi Party Master?
766
00:42:52,281 --> 00:42:53,574
I think Finn should do it.
767
00:42:54,116 --> 00:42:55,784
But you're going to need this.
768
00:42:56,493 --> 00:42:57,703
Whoa!
769
00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:00,914
So, I am ready to become a Jedi.
770
00:43:00,998 --> 00:43:03,208
And now, I'm ready to train you.
771
00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:06,128
(INHALES)
772
00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:08,589
Okay. Let go,
773
00:43:08,672 --> 00:43:11,592
let go, let go.
774
00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:16,054
Oh.
775
00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:18,599
-(POE CRYING)
-Oh, Finn!
776
00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:20,976
We'll work on that. Together.
777
00:43:23,896 --> 00:43:26,023
-C-3PO: Oh, my!
-No way.
778
00:43:26,106 --> 00:43:29,902
C-3PO: Snow on Kashyyyk.
Why, the odds of this happening are...
779
00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:33,322
Oh, where is everybody? Wait for me!
780
00:43:34,406 --> 00:43:36,366
Whoa! Whoo! (CHUCKLES)
781
00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:38,035
(ALL CHUCKLING)
782
00:43:39,786 --> 00:43:40,871
(BEEPING)
783
00:43:40,954 --> 00:43:43,165
Hey, careful,
that's not a snowball, that's BB-8!
784
00:43:44,374 --> 00:43:45,501
(ROARING)
785
00:43:46,335 --> 00:43:47,753
(GIBBERING)
786
00:43:50,088 --> 00:43:51,381
Whoo! (CHUCKLING)
787
00:43:51,465 --> 00:43:52,841
D-O: Whee! Whee!
788
00:43:56,929 --> 00:43:57,930
-Hey!
-Look out!
789
00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:04,520
YODA: A time of joy.
790
00:44:05,521 --> 00:44:06,813
Of friendship.
791
00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:08,649
Of family.
792
00:44:09,608 --> 00:44:12,778
-All of this, Life Day is.
-(BB-8 BEEPING)
793
00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:14,738
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
794
00:44:19,368 --> 00:44:22,162
And a happy one, I wish you.