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‎（稀有蚋化石）

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‎這是胡喬治和賀哈洛

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‎喬治是左邊打領帶戴聖誕帽那個

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‎哈洛就是右邊戴馴鹿角
‎髮型很爛的那個

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‎現在好好記住
‎因為他們正準備過聖誕節

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‎就像假日電影馬拉松

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‎《呵呵壇島警騎》、《呵呵水管》
‎《呵呵健保…組織》

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‎-聖誕節超讚
‎-對，這是一年中我最愛的時節

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‎燈飾、玻璃雪球，還有這個不明物體

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‎-應是聖誕樹地墊
‎-很好

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‎連樹都會為聖誕節盛裝打扮

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‎沒有什麼比獨立日更能喚起

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‎我過聖誕節的心情

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‎對，準備過聖誕節的時間
‎一年比一年早

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‎喬治和哈洛畫漫畫

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‎-我們很酷！
‎-我也是！

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‎但有個刻薄的老校長常教訓他們

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‎他們用催眠戒指讓校長開始跳舞

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‎然後很意外的，但挺故意的
‎把他變成了內褲隊長

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‎啦啦啦！

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‎一彈指就變隊長，卻不太聰明

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‎別忘了一旦弄濕他，就變回原狀

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‎一切都準備好，怎麼可能會出錯

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‎現在這首內褲隊長之歌唱完了

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‎-由胡喬治及賀哈洛所作
‎-啦啦聖誕節特輯！

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‎爆炸聖誕節的極限奇聞

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‎第1章：歪七扭八聖誕快樂

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‎六個月後，聖誕節終於來臨

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‎四處瀰漫歡樂氣氛

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‎也瀰漫著鬥雞大會炸雞店
‎廚房失火冒出的煙

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‎在聖誕時節，沒任何事比得上聖誕節

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‎對，這就像在聖誕節過聖誕節

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‎你們兩串糾結燈泡

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‎我認為一杯微溫的火腿蛋酒
‎最能傳達聖誕氣氛

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‎我來問，火腿蛋酒是什麼？

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‎一種獨一無二的飲料，稀世節日珍寶

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‎裡面有烤火腿、生蛋
‎煙燻牡蠣與少許肉桂

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‎這個聖誕假期，在你的杯中注滿
‎惡作劇牌火腿蛋酒

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‎火腿假期愉快

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‎有退潮後的臭味

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‎它應有盡有，煙燻味、奶油味
‎嚼勁、魚腥味與塊狀

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‎-聽起來好糟糕
‎-那是因為你味覺單純

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‎當廠商不再製造，我便全都買走

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‎放進我的冷得萬年藏2000
‎保存一萬年

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‎不

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‎每個聖誕節，我都會犒賞自己
‎幾滴這種瓊漿玉液

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‎-你講得我都想喝了
‎-你休想

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‎因為這全都是我的，你別想喝蛋酒

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‎蛋酒吐糟

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‎天啊，妙文喜歡聖誕節
‎對聖誕節來說真不是好事

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‎-不過連妙文都無法毀了聖誕節
‎-對，因為聖誕節完美無比

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‎聽到沙沙聲

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‎可能是手套

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‎我收到風鈴還有…九號鐵桿？

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‎-你們又在猜禮物了？
‎-對，這是你的禮物

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‎你會收到破玻璃

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‎這樣好了，既然我們還不能拆禮物
‎不如先來預覽

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‎《聖誕節前夕》

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‎但那首詩描寫的是平安夜
‎那是兩個星期之後，喬治的爸爸

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‎我知道，所以這樣才既頑皮又乖

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‎有人亂動我的椅子？

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‎因為椅子整個…

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‎我現在無法讓它…它怎麼就不能…

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‎完美，開始讀詩

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‎“聖誕節前夕

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‎村莊裡歡欣洋溢

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‎鐵匠努力鍛鐵”

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‎-什麼是“鍛鐵”？
‎-不知道

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‎-“裁縫努力縫裁”
‎-“縫裁”？

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‎-我也不懂
‎-“因為聖尼古拉就快來到

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‎八隻會飛的馴鹿拉著…”

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‎-我得說這首詩有點古老
‎-對

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‎這些毛衣好醜且穿起來好刺癢

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‎這一切的等待…等聖誕老人
‎等打開禮物

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‎等羅傑爺爺回去博卡

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‎我才不用再睡在地上

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‎也許聖誕節並不完美

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‎也許該幫它升級

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‎對，也許該來改造聖誕節了

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‎我們滑走

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‎“然後聖誕老人輕聲說…”

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‎與其用紅蝴蝶結裝飾
‎不如來場雷射燈光秀？

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‎你是說像這樣？

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‎（糖果吃到飽）

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‎不要薄荷拐杖糖

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‎改成超級辣酸鹹
‎燒焦香蕉蘋果莓果爆炸糖

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‎-不要穿醜毛衣
‎-改穿超酷聖誕披風

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‎-不要歡樂聖誕老人
‎-改成新聖誕健美老人

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‎-不要疲憊哀傷的報佳音
‎-改成假日DJ

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‎-不要單調乏味的火腿
‎-改成炸熱狗夾餅披薩辣肉醬捲

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‎-不要單調的裝飾聖誕樹
‎-改成巨大樹形機器人

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‎需要一天以上才能加入這麼多活動

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‎-那就讓聖誕假期長達一星期
‎-很好

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‎我們應該畫漫畫

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‎第2章：《內褲隊長與聖誕大混亂》

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‎由胡喬治及賀哈洛所作

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‎聖誕節之前兩個月
‎聖誕老人在測試新玩具

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‎有一種名為“流氓”的戰鬥機器人
‎它會發出很多種聲音

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‎但流氓機器人耍流氓

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‎不意外，因為它叫做流氓

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‎它綁架聖誕老人並警告說：

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‎“支付贖金，這不是在玩遊戲”

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‎它要求的是天價贖金

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‎再加一台會噴火的飛天摩托車

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‎它說：“不付錢就取消聖誕

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‎因為這不是在玩遊戲”

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‎全世界湊不到那麼多現金
‎只好搬出唯一的救兵

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‎打電話給穿內褲的英雄
‎內褲隊長立刻飛過來

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‎內褲隊長聽到聖誕老人的事

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‎他說：“不，這真的太糟糕了

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‎不過你們別擔心，我愛聖誕節

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‎這是我最愛穿格子呢的時節”

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‎內褲隊長的任務很明確
‎拯救聖誕老人與聖誕節

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‎因為他若失敗，就再也沒有聖誕派對
‎動物園也沒有狼嚎平安夜了

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‎內褲隊長飛到北極

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‎有個奇怪的雪堆吸引他的注意

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‎所以他一直挖…

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‎結果找到藏在冰裡的監獄

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‎監獄可以改變一個人，這是事實

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‎所以內褲隊長找到聖誕老人時
‎他已不再歡樂

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‎他變成健美先生

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‎機器人從四面八方湧來

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‎英雄們掉入了陷阱

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‎流氓說：“遊戲結束，傻瓜”

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‎內褲隊長說：“但你說這不是遊戲”

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‎隊長原以為這下完了
‎但新聖誕健美老人上場救援

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‎他們像職業保齡球選手並肩作戰
‎打敗所有機器人贏得勝利

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‎為了慶祝勝利，聖誕健美老人宣布：
‎“聖誕節將有新名字”

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‎從那天起，聖誕節改名為幸福節
‎過節方式也完全改變

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‎加入雷射、爆炸與遊戲
‎還有牛排、舞曲與遊行

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‎酥炸起司墨式辣椒、猿猴賽跑
‎怪獸卡車與攀登馬匹

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‎還有法式吐司與持續一週的派對

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‎還有一隻不知為何由火做成的恐龍

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‎應該是為了押韻

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‎好，結束

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‎“…將禮物放在樹下
‎然後他吃了一塊…其實是三塊餅乾

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‎他們像職業保齡球選手並肩作戰

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‎打敗所有機器人贏得勝利”

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‎這內容不對

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‎-對，這個內容比正確更棒
‎-因為我們讓它變得更有趣

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‎那是對你來說

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‎但聖誕節並非…

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‎我的椅子真是…

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‎我就是無法讓它…

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‎夠了，我要新椅子

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‎等等，這裡有按鈕

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‎但聖誕節並非只為了你們
‎而是為了所有人

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‎我們不該只想著自己
‎而是要為他人著想

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‎媽？妳一直在這裡？

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‎-媽？妳來做什麼？
‎-付出

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‎這才是所有聖誕傳統的精髓

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‎為他人報佳音、為他人烤餅乾

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‎送他人禮物，連這首詩也是如此

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‎它描述聖誕老人
‎如何將他人擺在自己之前

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‎這是他的主旨

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‎這也是這齣聖誕特輯的主旨
‎謝謝喬治與哈洛的父母

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‎怎麼會有音樂？

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‎抱歉，我正用手機觀賞
‎李鼎滿的聖誕電影

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‎《李聖誕之聖誕樹》

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‎李聖誕之聖誕樹

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‎這是歡樂的場所，不適合打鬥

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‎除非有忍者來偷襲

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‎天啊，忍者偷襲

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‎-聖誕快樂
‎-你們騙到我了

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‎你們這些瘋狂聖誕忍者

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‎這就是我們要說的，就連動作影星
‎李鼎滿的聖誕片子也很無趣

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‎但聖誕節若像我們漫畫裡那樣會更好

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‎對你們而言

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‎沒錯，對我們好就代表對大家也好

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‎我唯一確定的是聖誕節沒故障
‎所以毋須修理

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‎糟了，永恆的黑暗

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‎把門鎖上，用木板封死窗戶

176
00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:55,433
‎用蠟燭照明是傳統
‎直到有人發明更好的傳統：電燈

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00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:58,186
‎對，電視也是如此
‎從黑白進步到彩色

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00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,396
‎每種聖誕節傳統都有其起源

179
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,483
‎掛聖誕襪、網路星期一
‎連聖誕老人也是

180
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‎我真想知道聖誕老人的起源

181
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,321
‎-可惜不可能知道
‎-在電視裡沒有不可能的事

182
00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,989
‎歡迎來到“倫敦玩具”

183
00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:12,658
‎在300年前這是全球最大的玩具店

184
00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,785
‎倫敦玩具是頂尖的玩具巨頭

185
00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,287
‎你們的玩具應有盡有

186
00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:18,122
‎洋娃娃、彈珠、搖鈴…

187
00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,415
‎這就是全部

188
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,669
‎我建議你們別再賣玩具
‎改為免費贈送

189
00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:24,837
‎不僅如此

190
00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,672
‎還要把玩具包裝好

191
00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:30,718
‎然後把玩具放進每個人家裡的樹下

192
00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:33,261
‎我們要將這項行動稱之為…
‎等我想想…

193
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,182
‎聖誕節

194
00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,644
‎-為什麼？
‎-一點都沒錯

195
00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,812
‎-有誰贊同我的建議？
‎-老人先生…

196
00:08:41,895 --> 00:08:44,815
‎請叫我聖誕，老人先生是我父親

197
00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,526
‎很好，聖誕

198
00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:50,363
‎若是免費贈送玩具
‎我們要如何賺錢？

199
00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:51,572
‎你們不會賺錢

200
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:52,865
‎所以達成共識了？

201
00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:57,286
‎為何有茶杯在這裡？

202
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,580
‎對了，這裡是英國

203
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,541
‎第3章：嘶嘶娛樂圈

204
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:07,880
‎又來了

205
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,508
‎確認四周安全，影印時間到了

206
00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:13,678
‎只要將我們漫畫的影本
‎送到每個皮誇居民手中

207
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:14,762
‎幸福節就會成真

208
00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:15,763
‎救命

209
00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,473
‎那是林老師在呼救？

210
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,683
‎是影印機的聲音

211
00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:20,643
‎-救命
‎-希望影印機不會中途壞掉

212
00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:23,312
‎-我也是，需要我幫忙？
‎-要，拿更多紙來

213
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,981
‎-還有碳粉
‎-沒問題

214
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:28,401
‎但我想先說
‎你們馬上到我的辦公室裡去

215
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‎救命

216
00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,612
‎那是林老師在呼救？

217
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,781
‎-不是，是影印機的聲音
‎-救…

218
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,201
‎濫用學校的影印資源？

219
00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,787
‎這算是嚴重違反校規

220
00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:40,788
‎該怎麼辦？

221
00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,498
‎你可以給我們你家鑰匙

222
00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,167
‎讓我進去，這是我家

223
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,836
‎我得上大號

224
00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,630
‎你可以推薦我們參加你的氂牛俱樂部

225
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,550
‎讓我進去，我是氂牛

226
00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,178
‎你可以帶我們去搭聖誕郵輪

227
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:59,181
‎讓我進去，這趟郵輪旅費是我付的

228
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,351
‎孩子們，聖誕節是一年中
‎我最愛的時節

229
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:06,355
‎三週的有薪假
‎只有熊熊爐火陪伴我

230
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:10,109
‎冷凍庫塞滿我從“牛肉大盜”
‎大特價時買的牛排

231
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,944
‎牛排、烤肉、漢堡

232
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,404
‎各種牛肉應有盡有

233
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:16,115
‎而且價格低到你會認定這是偷來的

234
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,366
‎這真的是偷來的

235
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,452
‎該開溜了

236
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:23,122
‎但有一件與聖誕節有關的事
‎我無法忍受

237
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,624
‎聖誕軟糖肥胖？

238
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,042
‎聖誕節信用卡債？

239
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:29,170
‎不是，是學校的聖誕話劇

240
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,546
‎那是由赫老師負責？

241
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,215
‎沒錯，但賀老師去年去世了

242
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,509
‎-所以去年話劇由誰負責？
‎-她的鬼魂

243
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,762
‎但她的鬼魂要退休了

244
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:43,643
‎好處是我終於可以取消音樂課程

245
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:47,146
‎壞處是沒有老師願意執導話劇

246
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,856
‎你必須執導話劇

247
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,692
‎你是體育老師，你懂戲劇

248
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,487
‎-耶耶耶，不不不
‎-你這是同意還是不同意？

249
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:57,031
‎你把我都搞糊塗了

250
00:10:58,407 --> 00:10:59,909
‎聖誕話劇

251
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:04,372
‎若找不到人來執導話劇
‎我只好親自下場

252
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:08,626
‎但我寧願被鯊魚吃掉
‎也不願跟你們這些孩子相處

253
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,462
‎-但你是小學校長
‎-別提醒我

254
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:13,381
‎-但好處是…
‎-你已說過好處了

255
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:17,802
‎還有更多好處，好處是我找到導演了

256
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,054
‎叮叮噹，叮叮噹

257
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:24,517
‎鈴聲多響亮，嘿

258
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,436
‎真不敢相信班尼居然
‎叫我們導演聖誕話劇

259
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,940
‎-史上最可怕的處罰
‎-對，這齣話劇真是了無新意

260
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,858
‎從恐龍開始表演之後都沒變過

261
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,527
‎叮叮噹，叮叮…

262
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,863
‎沒錯，所以我們應該將話劇升級

263
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,866
‎聽我說，大家都愛聖誕節
‎不如讓它變得更酷吧

264
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,451
‎我們要這麼做

265
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,704
‎我們要把聖誕節變成幸福節
‎從話劇表演開始

266
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,999
‎我們一直遵守無聊聖誕節傳統
‎是時候把它改造為幸福節了

267
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,167
‎太好了

268
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,128
‎抱歉，烘肉捲週一

269
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,464
‎不用道歉，因為幸福節
‎不用為任何事道歉

270
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,841
‎太好了

271
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,135
‎-可以丟掉搖鈴嗎？
‎-你想丟就丟

272
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:00,261
‎太好了

273
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,012
‎等等，我喜歡搖鈴

274
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,222
‎我很愛這本漫畫

275
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:06,475
‎創新、大膽，不向傳統妥協

276
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,102
‎但我們父母不會同意

277
00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,438
‎任何事都會改變，聖誕節也是如此

278
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,231
‎得將蛋打破才能做蛋酒

279
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:15,568
‎非常正確，我對蛋酒略知一二

280
00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:18,195
‎喬治與哈洛的話劇將會留名青史

281
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,155
‎-真的？
‎-真的

282
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,407
‎在青史留下臭名

283
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,244
‎而我將親眼目睹並享受這一切

284
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,496
‎配上一杯室溫火腿蛋酒

285
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,424
‎好，我們就從頭毀了這齣話劇

286
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,135
‎-為何有碼頭的臭味？
‎-這是火腿蛋酒

287
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,971
‎回到300年前
‎聖誕節依然難以推動

288
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:47,308
‎因為如果“艾菲爾玩具”
‎免費贈送玩具

289
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:51,103
‎這會激勵人們為他人著想

290
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,232
‎牛角麵包

291
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,277
‎人們若能為他人著想，就會感到開心

292
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:02,114
‎而這都要歸功於
‎“玩具王國凌駕一切”

293
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,494
‎德國油煎香腸

294
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:10,164
‎一旦所有人都開心
‎這個世界就會變得更美好

295
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,666
‎而這都要感謝“中立玩具”

296
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,087
‎起司

297
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,924
‎“學校聖誕話劇今晚演出

298
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,426
‎不准穿鞋子、上衣
‎和上演聖誕老人秀

299
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,928
‎加油吧，孩子們”

300
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:27,431
‎“今晚是幸福節
‎聖誕老人要進城了”

301
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,851
‎說得好，準備開始搗蛋

302
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,229
‎第4章：聖誕節揮棒落空

303
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,273
‎你們好，某位學生的家長

304
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,652
‎歡迎，另一位學生的家長

305
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:41,904
‎我成功了

306
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,698
‎我逼喬治與哈洛執導聖誕話劇

307
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,325
‎我甚至沒監督他們

308
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:47,910
‎我真是一位聖誕天才

309
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:51,330
‎你不擔心喬治與哈洛更改話劇內容？

310
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,331
‎我不擔心

311
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,375
‎等等，什麼？

312
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,920
‎-糟了
‎-現在是平安夜

313
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,673
‎聖誕節戰爭已肆虐好幾個世紀

314
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:05,511
‎但到了今年，也就是2127年
‎英雄即將從金銀箔崛起

315
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:09,139
‎聖誕節就要變成幸福節

316
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:13,519
‎因為聖誕老人進城來
‎準備教訓機器人

317
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,399
‎猛衝，謝謝
‎舞者與歡欣，也謝謝你們

318
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,942
‎我喜歡你的新造型

319
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,986
‎你現在看起來非常健美

320
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:25,489
‎保持警惕，聖誕突擊隊
‎爆炸讓機器人驚醒了

321
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:29,743
‎-我們必須炸出一條路逃出去
‎-好，我們來破壞大廳

322
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,254
‎機器人有力場

323
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:44,633
‎-我們的雷射無法穿透
‎-但槲寄生導彈可以

324
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,931
‎呵呵希望你們有保險

325
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,520
‎-聖誕老人應該要到了
‎-但他還沒來

326
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,772
‎聖誕節結束了

327
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,816
‎呵呵毫無希望

328
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,403
‎對，因為這是幸福節的起源

329
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,572
‎而今晚將不再是平安夜

330
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:10,534
‎所以我們來狂歡，幸福節爽爽過

331
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,709
‎大家請享用炸熱狗夾餅披薩辣肉醬捲

332
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,461
‎好痛

333
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:26,175
‎還有一隻不知為何由火做成的恐龍

334
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,218
‎好酥脆

335
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,595
‎而且好辣

336
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,890
‎祝大家幸福節爽爽過

337
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,483
‎聖誕快樂？

338
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:45,694
‎因為太過震撼，觀眾連拍手都忘了

339
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,572
‎也忘了歡呼、交談或移動

340
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,741
‎我們成功打造了幸福節

341
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:51,784
‎太精彩了

342
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,787
‎那是對我們而言，觀眾不覺得精彩

343
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,330
‎我父母討厭這齣劇

344
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,539
‎我媽都哭出來了

345
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,291
‎悲傷的眼淚

346
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,210
‎我的家人嚇到停止流汗

347
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,461
‎從未發生過這種事

348
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,630
‎我媽打給她的律師

349
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,923
‎我爸說要搬家

350
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,133
‎你們在說什麼？我們很成功

351
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,259
‎一點都沒錯

352
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,470
‎我們成功抹殺了聖誕節

353
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,687
‎為什…為什麼？

354
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,398
‎-什麼為什麼？
‎-可以說清楚一點嗎？

355
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,610
‎你們為何要改編話劇？

356
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,280
‎所有人都愛古早的傷感版本
‎你們卻毀了一切

357
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:34,076
‎家長們現在怒火中燒
‎他們正把怒氣發洩在我身上

358
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,454
‎所以我要把怒氣轉嫁在你們身上

359
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,958
‎準備接受一些呵呵辛苦勞動服務

360
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,798
‎親愛的，我們沒生氣，只是感到失望

361
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,758
‎我既生氣又失望，還一頭霧水

362
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,761
‎為何會有一隻恐龍？
‎還有為何是我坐在中間？

363
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,471
‎幸福節有什麼不好？

364
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,973
‎幸福節是為了你自己

365
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,100
‎聖誕節是為了大家

366
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:02,479
‎大家都很愛那齣話劇…直到今晚

367
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,565
‎可惜更多人不喜歡火腿蛋酒

368
00:17:04,647 --> 00:17:06,567
‎有火腿蛋酒才會有愉快的火腿假期

369
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,153
‎停產火腿蛋酒可算是一種聖誕罪惡

370
00:17:09,569 --> 00:17:12,531
‎也許不給幸福節機會才是真正的罪惡

371
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,199
‎我希望你們讀這本書

372
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,993
‎《聖誕節前夕》

373
00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:19,954
‎-我們讀過了
‎-但你們沒了解其中含意

374
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,416
‎聖誕節就是要從一開始就為他人著想

375
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:25,877
‎這項精神永遠不會改變

376
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,797
‎我要打給惡作劇牌
‎叫他們繼續製作火腿蛋酒

377
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,632
‎火腿蛋酒

378
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,510
‎這個話劇改編處罰的氣味真是強烈

379
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,887
‎應該算是惡臭了

380
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:38,182
‎也許我們父母說得對
‎也許聖誕節永遠不會改變

381
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,976
‎除非我們用妙文的時間蟾蜍回到過去

382
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,853
‎在聖誕節傳統開始前改變它

383
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,980
‎沒錯，跟我想的一模一樣

384
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,900
‎-我確信這正是他們的意思
‎-絕不是這個意思

385
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,610
‎別打掃最後一間廁所

386
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,196
‎-為什麼？
‎-我的肋眼牛排在那裡解凍

387
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,324
‎-為什麼？
‎-因為牛肉大盜說

388
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:59,453
‎要在廁所裡解凍牛肉，我家廁所
‎已塞滿丁骨與嫩角尖沙朗牛排

389
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,039
‎過去的聖誕節可能很危險

390
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:06,001
‎所以我們要帶一位節日保鑣保護我們

391
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,923
‎啦啦廁所

392
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,550
‎這我以前說過了，但每次說都很有趣

393
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:17,096
‎這些廁所牛排有人要嗎？

394
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,183
‎-第一個聖誕節是何時？
‎-我不知道

395
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,392
‎去問聖誕老人

396
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,394
‎我們要去找聖誕老人？

397
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,147
‎聖誕老人

398
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:32,069
‎最後一個D項，我想要一隻狗醫生

399
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,613
‎那是獲得執照可以行醫的狗

400
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,616
‎你不知聖誕節何時開始？

401
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,701
‎商場聖誕老人訓練沒提到這個？

402
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,412
‎呵呵呵，聽好
‎我只是一個想賺點錢的演員

403
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,789
‎我畢業於茱莉亞學院

404
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,542
‎《動物園大搜查》其中三季
‎由我領銜主演

405
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:50,546
‎這些猴子不可能打開
‎這扇沒鎖的門，然後走出去

406
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,422
‎等等

407
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,507
‎確實有可能

408
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,467
‎《動物園大搜查》

409
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,136
‎那部影集被低估了

410
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,888
‎你們想知道聖誕老人的資訊？跟我來

411
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,225
‎一隻上了年紀的駱馬
‎一個裝滿鰻魚的魚缸

412
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,935
‎第5章：小矮人幫大忙

413
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,938
‎這個雪屋怎麼這麼小？

414
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:11,024
‎因為這不是真正的雪屋
‎所以閉上嘴聽我說

415
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,192
‎我叫耶魯徹

416
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,028
‎我是聖誕老人的小幫手之一
‎真正的聖誕老人

417
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,030
‎-你是真正的小矮人？
‎-沒錯

418
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,657
‎別大驚小怪

419
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:22,161
‎你們為何要問那麼多
‎有關聖誕老人的問題？

420
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,788
‎因為我們想把聖誕節帶入21世紀

421
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,456
‎是嗎？你們打算怎麼做？

422
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,001
‎搭乘時光機回到第一個平安夜

423
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,335
‎去找聖誕老人商量

424
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,796
‎時光機？好，那我就告訴你們

425
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,799
‎1720年，北極
‎那是聖誕老人成為聖誕老人之時

426
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:39,428
‎你們若回到那時
‎也許可以教訓一下聖誕節

427
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,388
‎謝謝，看來你也是我們的小幫手

428
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:45,100
‎-你是在開小矮人玩笑？
‎-不是，他的意思是…

429
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,228
‎我只是在作弄你

430
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,688
‎我們站在同一陣線

431
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,357
‎穿戴了300年的尖頭帽與尖頭鞋
‎我受夠了

432
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,277
‎我是小矮人，不是小丑
‎就不能穿點別的？

433
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,571
‎你要我們轉告聖誕老人你要新裝？

434
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,364
‎我沒這麼說，是你們說的

435
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,033
‎好了，到此為止，快滾

436
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,828
‎把那個成人嬰兒帶走
‎他把情況搞得一團糟

437
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,748
‎一個長頸鹿人，這是G項

438
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,709
‎你需要休息
‎還是我們可以一路說到Z？

439
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,088
‎椅子，加到Ch項

440
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,632
‎“親愛的聖誕老人

441
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,551
‎我就省略客套話
‎直接說出我的聖誕需求

442
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,136
‎以下依重要性排列

443
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,931
‎一，讓惡作劇火腿蛋酒再度生產
‎當然了

444
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:28,310
‎二，面部毛髮，最好是鬍子
‎下唇下方有一小塊鬍子就夠了

445
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,270
‎三，至高無上的權力

446
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,189
‎-四…”
‎-妙文，聖誕快樂

447
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,691
‎我應該用看門狗代替我母親才對

448
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,902
‎下週才是聖誕節，你們兩個碎飾品

449
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,528
‎對，但我們想提早送你禮物

450
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,323
‎我猜裡面藏了彈簧拳擊手套？

451
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,201
‎一組螺旋槳蝴蝶結？

452
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,329
‎還是有狂犬病的獾？

453
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,542
‎-你得打開禮物才知道答案
‎-很好

454
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,963
‎你們看，這是反驚嚇禮物2000

455
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,674
‎正是為了這種場合所打造

456
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,013
‎什麼聲音？

457
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,056
‎-牆壁麋鹿
‎-室內龍捲風

458
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,141
‎當我沒問

459
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:11,770
‎-誰？
‎-彈簧龍捲風

460
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,481
‎-彈簧麋鹿
‎-我何必問？

461
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:15,941
‎（妙文的時間蟾蜍藏處）

462
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:16,942
‎（禁止進入）

463
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,485
‎他要去哪裡？

464
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:19,861
‎廁所？

465
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,073
‎-廁所麋鹿
‎-廁所龍捲風

466
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,200
‎我為未來哭位

467
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,497
‎打開了

468
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,873
‎它好…

469
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,667
‎它好漂亮

470
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,835
‎特地請阿波做的

471
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,421
‎你現在可以用自己的頭喝火腿蛋酒了

472
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:44,720
‎我馬上回來

473
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,805
‎我覺得他真的很感動

474
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,392
‎找到了，他根本不會知道我來過這裡

475
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,522
‎借過

476
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:03,030
‎這個杯子裡裝了完美微溫的火腿蛋酒

477
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:06,199
‎我從未將火腿蛋酒與任何生物分享

478
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,409
‎連我母親都沒有

479
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,494
‎不行，但是現在…

480
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:14,666
‎我們三人將共享這杯蛋酒

481
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:20,297
‎祝我們友誼長存

482
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:24,676
‎你實在太貼心了
‎但我們中午吃很飽

483
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,011
‎對，所以不用了

484
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:26,928
‎喝下去

485
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,306
‎第6章：聖誕老人衝突來了

486
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:32,184
‎他們穿越時空回到過去找聖誕老人

487
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,562
‎我嘴裡的火腿蛋酒味道
‎將永遠無法去除了

488
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,522
‎不該有那麼難嚼的東西

489
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,983
‎你們剛吃了輪胎？我以前吃過

490
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,488
‎輪胎好好吃，我說得沒錯吧？

491
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,823
‎所以我們到了1720年的北極

492
00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,367
‎-這裡沒有任何東西
‎-除了那個

493
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:52,496
‎太棒了，好大的薑餅屋

494
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,290
‎也許那些可愛小矮人就住在那裡

495
00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,836
‎他們的槌子不可愛

496
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,256
‎有人入侵，攻擊

497
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,134
‎糟了，他們是戰鬥小矮人

498
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,552
‎保護好膝蓋

499
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:23,401
‎這些小矮人比我最愛的奇幻角色
‎扮演遊戲“巫師與錢包”

500
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,070
‎裡面的小矮人還壞

501
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,865
‎太好了，我擲出了87

502
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,117
‎這是我的錢包

503
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,372
‎下週見，我會帶洋芋片與沾醬來

504
00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:36,665
‎還會帶另一個錢包

505
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,128
‎好多小矮人，他們是小矮人群

506
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,755
‎-這是用來形容一群小矮人
‎-沒這種說法

507
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:47,175
‎但他們很矮，所以他們在低處
‎而我們往高處去

508
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,510
‎內褲隊長，對吧？

509
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,554
‎好主意，我去找電扶梯

510
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,013
‎沒必要，你會飛

511
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:55,058
‎沒錯，每到關鍵時刻我就會忘記

512
00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,269
‎天啊

513
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,355
‎跟朋友一起飛真有趣

514
00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,731
‎我們應該更常一起飛

515
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,359
‎-對，但不是在這裡
‎-有鹿角要攻擊我們

516
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:06,611
‎什麼？

517
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,161
‎我不喜歡這種馴鹿遊戲

518
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,088
‎呵呵等一下

519
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,925
‎快放開他們，免得我們被告

520
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,636
‎聖誕老人

521
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,805
‎抱歉，我們平常沒什麼訪客

522
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,265
‎其實完全沒有訪客

523
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,266
‎請進

524
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:37,934
‎剛烤好一盤餅乾

525
00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:41,688
‎等等，你怎麼沒穿衣服？

526
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:44,149
‎-現在是攝氏零下29度
‎-我是熱性體質

527
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,818
‎所以你一直想把玩具送給每個人？

528
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,654
‎我的第一個兒時玩具是一根木棍

529
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,489
‎我拿到玩具時好高興

530
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:55,785
‎但把那根木棍送給我的鄰居莫里斯
‎讓我體會到真正的愉悅

531
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,205
‎來自為他人著想

532
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,415
‎我遊遍世界想找到其他跟我一樣

533
00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:02,876
‎願意為他人著想的人

534
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:04,044
‎但大家都拒絕我

535
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:07,422
‎此時我才領悟我必須靠自己完成夢想

536
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:11,635
‎所以我將帳戶裡的錢
‎全都領出搬到北極，來一個全新開始

537
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:12,594
‎全新開始

538
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,180
‎但這裡比我想像中更冷

539
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,973
‎還好我遇見了小矮人

540
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,184
‎他們欣賞我的簡報

541
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:22,896
‎所以他們幫我蓋了這座小木屋
‎及製造玩具的工坊

542
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:26,107
‎我們現在是一台精實的
‎絕佳玩具製造機

543
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,568
‎也許沒那麼精實，因為吃了好多餅乾

544
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,111
‎但這裡只有餅乾可吃

545
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,821
‎你們要知道這裡是北極

546
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:33,448
‎好棒

547
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:35,200
‎天啊

548
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,702
‎聖誕老人的工坊

549
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,455
‎這是雪橇，你們已見過馴鹿們

550
00:25:40,747 --> 00:25:43,792
‎等玩具全都裝上雪橇
‎我就要飛到世界各地

551
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,294
‎分送聖誕樹與禮物給每個人

552
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,881
‎然後到了明天，12月25日
‎世界就會變得更加美好

553
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:54,052
‎到處都是彩燈、蝴蝶結
‎聖誕歌曲與五顏六色的毛衣

554
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:57,764
‎最重要的是為他人著想所帶來的愉悅

555
00:25:57,847 --> 00:26:00,058
‎這一切都多虧了聖誕節

556
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:01,434
‎這是我取的名字

557
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:05,355
‎我有點希望明年
‎人們自己負責聖誕樹的部分

558
00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:07,232
‎因為這些樹液很黏

559
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:09,192
‎這就是我的計劃，你們覺得呢？

560
00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:12,821
‎-這真的是很好的計劃
‎-也許你可以讓計劃更遠大？

561
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:15,448
‎不要紅蝴蝶結，改成雷射燈光秀

562
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:17,826
‎不要醜陋毛衣，改穿酷炫披風

563
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,578
‎不要裝飾聖誕樹
‎改成創造樹形機器人

564
00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:22,706
‎也許這能啟發你的靈感

565
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,874
‎圖畫

566
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,711
‎-還有餅乾可以吃嗎？
‎-還有堆積如山的餅乾

567
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,004
‎那是個問題

568
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,256
‎但我的新年計劃是去健身房運動

569
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:34,342
‎但要等到有人發明健身房
‎因為現在是1700年代

570
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:37,012
‎好，“聖誕節之前兩個月

571
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,347
‎聖誕老人在測試新玩具…”

572
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,099
‎-“好，結束”
‎-還沒結束

573
00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:43,226
‎你會把禮物送給每個人，對嗎？

574
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,645
‎-那聖誕老人呢？
‎-他也應該收到禮物

575
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:46,646
‎可以送他船

576
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:49,274
‎我一直想要一艘船

577
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,318
‎這本漫畫改變了一切

578
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,987
‎小矮人，臨時更改計劃

579
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:57,282
‎孩子們，我會永遠將你們
‎放在好孩子名單上

580
00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:59,367
‎這也是我打算要做的事

581
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,869
‎我吃到肚子痛了

582
00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:04,622
‎那可能是因為你吃光我們所有餅乾

583
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:06,458
‎呆瓜

584
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,668
‎他同意了，我們回家去看成果如何

585
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,046
‎我們直接回到現代的平安夜

586
00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:13,423
‎好主意，因為幸福節無須等待

587
00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:15,258
‎第7章：成功了嗎？

588
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,686
‎我以為會有所改變
‎但看起來一切都沒變

589
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,104
‎看來我們沒成功

590
00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:32,150
‎準備為慶祝給樹點火，倒數三秒

591
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,278
‎快趴下

592
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:40,116
‎我已經盡力捶打地面了

593
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,078
‎但一點用都沒有，快阻止它

594
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,163
‎你有超能力，你去阻止它

595
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:47,582
‎沒錯，我怎麼老是記不住？

596
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:52,003
‎樹，聽好，是時候該讓你
‎恢復原狀和離開了

597
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:53,713
‎至少要讓你停止燃燒

598
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,971
‎我為何濕了？我的褲子呢？

599
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,808
‎我為何變成裝飾品？

600
00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:12,190
‎自動補充聖誕樹，自動補樹

601
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,441
‎真不錯

602
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,443
‎孩子們，離開爆炸區

603
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,278
‎幸福節爽爽過

604
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,155
‎幸福節爽爽過？這意謂著…

605
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:21,074
‎成功了，幸福節成真了

606
00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:23,493
‎燃燒的樹同時也是火箭

607
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:26,204
‎有唱片騎師播放令你尖叫的音樂

608
00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,706
‎半管式滑道讓你捕捉節日氣氛

609
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,876
‎而且四處都有雷射…

610
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,712
‎-我們穿著披風
‎-還騎著猿猴賽跑

611
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:39,384
‎這些正是我們在節日想要經歷的一切

612
00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:42,137
‎-不用再報佳音
‎-不用再搖鈴

613
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,723
‎-我們在氣墊船上跳舞
‎-因為幸福節已成真

614
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,225
‎-抓住繩索四處擺盪
‎-大吃大喝宛如帝王

615
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,520
‎我們全都中了大獎
‎因為幸福節已成真

616
00:28:50,603 --> 00:28:51,604
‎（幸福節爽爽過）

617
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,898
‎這才叫做聖誕節歌曲

618
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:56,693
‎-因為這是幸福節歌曲
‎-對

619
00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:59,320
‎沒想到聖誕老人
‎幫我們實現所有幸福節願望

620
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:00,697
‎連辣肉醬噴泉都有

621
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:04,242
‎幸福節是整年裡最漫長的一週

622
00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:06,035
‎一整週的幸福爆表？

623
00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,121
‎還有一整週的禮物

624
00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:10,415
‎真的是越來越幸福了

625
00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:12,667
‎耶耶耶，好痛，耶耶耶，天啊

626
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,877
‎耶耶耶…

627
00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:16,880
‎我真希望耶耶耶幸福節

628
00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:18,173
‎耶耶耶早點結束

629
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,216
‎-好痛
‎-看來不是所有人都幸福

630
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,802
‎對，壞老師一向熱愛聖誕節

631
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,013
‎聖誕耶耶耶快樂

632
00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:26,723
‎我在“來租馴鹿”租下牠

633
00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:27,974
‎呵呵呵

634
00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:29,934
‎誰有槲寄生？

635
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:36,483
‎我們父母也沒有很喜歡幸福節

636
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,651
‎但他們是成人，成人總是不開心

637
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,653
‎呵呵呵，幸福節爽爽過

638
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:43,281
‎皮誇居民們，聖誕老人有話要說

639
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:49,329
‎你們快到皮誇競技場
‎觀賞今晚的機甲人大戰

640
00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:50,622
‎機甲人大戰？

641
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,999
‎不知道是什麼，但已列入最愛清單

642
00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:01,966
‎大家好，你們準備好觀賞
‎機甲人大戰了？

643
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:05,178
‎我們詢問絕不是因為
‎我們剛從過去回來，完全在狀況外

644
00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:07,722
‎只不過是巨大機器人再度互相攻擊？

645
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,308
‎“只不過”？但幸福節真的很好玩

646
00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:14,187
‎剛開始好玩，但現在只覺得好吵
‎毫無意義且令人厭煩

647
00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:17,190
‎就像另一個蘇菲，吐槽蘇菲

648
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,025
‎我以為所有人都喜歡幸福節

649
00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:20,527
‎-精彩的雷射呢？
‎-看膩了

650
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,237
‎-音樂呢？
‎-聽膩了

651
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,447
‎-呵呵尖叫雲霄飛車？
‎-坐膩了

652
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,032
‎-虛擬幸福節？
‎-玩膩了

653
00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:28,743
‎真是的，幸福節山貓又咬我

654
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,287
‎你們全都瘋了，幸福節超棒的

655
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,249
‎對，你們本來要裝飾樹
‎而不是將樹發射升空

656
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:35,875
‎這個主意聽起來很不錯

657
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:39,420
‎好吧，但你們想要單調的餅乾拼盤

658
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,089
‎還是刺激的餅乾無人機？

659
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,177
‎我要單調的餅乾拼盤…

660
00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:51,140
‎我想要吃烤過的單純食物
‎比如說一件火腿

661
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,476
‎我吃膩了塞進很多餡料的捲餅

662
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,437
‎如果不用努力閃躲，唱歌會比較輕鬆

663
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:57,564
‎閃躲

664
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,530
‎我需要氧氣

665
00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:08,074
‎如果每個人在度過這個節日時

666
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:11,411
‎都能夠為他人著想就好了
‎尤其是聖誕老人

667
00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:13,872
‎什麼？聖誕老人不是總為他人著想？

668
00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,707
‎所以他才送禮物給每個人

669
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:18,585
‎你錯了，聖誕老人不送禮物給每個人

670
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,752
‎他只收禮物

671
00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,754
‎什麼？

672
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:24,841
‎等一下，你們沒準備
‎送給聖誕老人的禮物？

673
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:25,800
‎我們沒準備

674
00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:29,470
‎你們不送聖誕老人禮物？

675
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:31,389
‎你送聖誕老人的禮物呢？

676
00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:32,432
‎我忘了

677
00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:35,018
‎這應該能幫你記住

678
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:39,397
‎別忘了送聖誕老人禮物…

679
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,524
‎喬治，送禮物的規定很糟糕

680
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,151
‎幸福節變成錯誤節了？

681
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,194
‎不，我們可以改善任何節日

682
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:47,071
‎別擔心，我們認識聖誕老人

683
00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:48,615
‎我們會解決禮物麻煩

684
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,325
‎禮物麻…

685
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,285
‎禮物麻煩，好難唸

686
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:55,413
‎耶魯在那裡

687
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:57,957
‎-你獲得你想要的西裝
‎-我認識你們嗎？

688
00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:01,753
‎對了，因為時空旅行
‎你還沒遇見我們

689
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,171
‎先祝你幸福節快樂

690
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:05,465
‎快樂？你應該說幸福節爽爽過

691
00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:07,258
‎你們送聖誕老人的禮物呢？

692
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:08,718
‎我們沒準備禮物

693
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,471
‎怎麼反應都一樣？

694
00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:15,058
‎告訴老大，我要送兩個
‎沒帶禮物的傢伙去找他

695
00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:16,935
‎第8章：聖誕老人的缺陷

696
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,277
‎這比聖誕派對好玩太多了

697
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:27,946
‎這就像北極夜總會

698
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,989
‎冰河，北極最熱門跳舞俱樂部

699
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:33,826
‎這個俱樂部非常排外，沒人進得去
‎因為它是一條冰河

700
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,662
‎幸福節果然很讚

701
00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:39,082
‎我們只需讓聖誕老人改變禮物規定
‎就能充分享受節日

702
00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:42,377
‎對，找老人，改規定，我們就能享受

703
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,586
‎我看到老人了

704
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,132
‎他真是強壯

705
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,927
‎喬治城、哈洛炸彈

706
00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:52,136
‎你記得我們？

707
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,763
‎當然，我是聖誕老人

708
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:55,348
‎-健美聖誕老人
‎-對

709
00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:57,475
‎我不再吃餅乾，努力鍛鍊身材

710
00:32:57,558 --> 00:32:59,769
‎你們要來一杯幸福節蛋白奶昔？

711
00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:03,231
‎有特大軟糖雪崩
‎與超大培根莓果突擊口味

712
00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:05,525
‎-我們喜歡你推動了幸福節
‎-很棒吧？

713
00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:08,861
‎應有盡有，雷射、披風、雲霄飛車
‎音樂、辛辣食物

714
00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:10,780
‎機器人、好多好多雷射

715
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:11,698
‎我在說什麼？

716
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,575
‎你們早就知道了
‎因為這是你們的創意

717
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:17,120
‎我們只有一個小問題

718
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:19,664
‎你為何從送禮變成收禮？

719
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,624
‎因為送禮是聖誕傳統

720
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,334
‎聖誕節是為所有人著想

721
00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:28,464
‎但這是幸福節，幸福節是為我著想

722
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:29,757
‎這不在我們漫畫裡

723
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,135
‎你們只是火苗，我才是烈火

724
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:34,762
‎對，但烈火可能已失控

725
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,514
‎這正是幸福節精神

726
00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:38,850
‎你們別擔心要送禮給我

727
00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:41,853
‎你們是我的貴賓，你們不用送禮

728
00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:45,023
‎畢竟沒有你們，就沒有幸福節

729
00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:47,859
‎是沒錯，但我想隨口給你一個建議

730
00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:51,320
‎如果你試試看送禮而非收禮呢？

731
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,573
‎這樣幸福節就會變得很完美

732
00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:54,782
‎這個…

733
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,201
‎我得邊做深蹲後踢，邊思考你的提議

734
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,168
‎我好棒，我絞盡了腦汁

735
00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:06,085
‎這樣好了

736
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:09,630
‎幸福節的宗旨是
‎“要玩就要玩大的”，是吧？

737
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,424
‎-是嗎？
‎-是，我一定玩大的

738
00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:15,011
‎雖然幸福節後我就不玩了
‎但我人在這裡，就聽你們的

739
00:34:15,094 --> 00:34:16,012
‎-真的？
‎-真的

740
00:34:16,094 --> 00:34:19,223
‎前提是你們要在幸福節
‎機甲人大戰中獲勝

741
00:34:19,306 --> 00:34:22,185
‎-你說什麼？
‎-在幸福節機甲人大戰中獲勝

742
00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:25,271
‎-你說什麼？
‎-機甲人大戰是幸福節

743
00:34:25,353 --> 00:34:26,397
‎非常重要的傳統

744
00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:29,859
‎你們若能打敗所有機甲人
‎我就照你們說的做

745
00:34:30,025 --> 00:34:31,194
‎我們要是輸了？

746
00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:32,737
‎加入我的小矮人團隊

747
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:36,532
‎畢竟賭注不夠高，就不能算是幸福節

748
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,699
‎我們很瞭解機甲人

749
00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,621
‎對，我們熱衷於機甲人

750
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:42,871
‎不…

751
00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:46,083
‎說得好像你們兩個單細胞生物
‎能打敗我的機甲人

752
00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,418
‎妙文？你為聖誕老人工作？

753
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,254
‎菜鳥，我不為任何人工作

754
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,755
‎我是機甲人顧問

755
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:53,591
‎所以沒有牙科保險？

756
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:55,259
‎我加入是為了蛋酒

757
00:34:55,842 --> 00:34:57,428
‎好黏稠

758
00:34:57,512 --> 00:35:01,682
‎我打造機甲人，聖誕老人
‎則把地球上僅存的所有火腿蛋酒給我

759
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,059
‎滿滿牡蠣味道

760
00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:05,978
‎我不懂他為何喜歡那個
‎味道明明像著火的魚

761
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:08,731
‎那是因為噁心的蛋白奶昔
‎破壞了你的味蕾

762
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,608
‎你這個哭著求救的龐然大物

763
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:14,612
‎沒想到在這個時空
‎火腿蛋酒依然存在

764
00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:17,031
‎也許我們該再試試

765
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,160
‎這比我記憶中的味道更噁

766
00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:22,370
‎好黏

767
00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:28,334
‎真是夠了，比賽都還沒開始

768
00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:30,628
‎朋友，抱歉，我去拿膠帶來

769
00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:32,547
‎這比我想像中更危險

770
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:35,925
‎-我們根本不瞭解機甲人
‎-對，我們不熱衷於機甲人

771
00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,261
‎不過若有內褲，誰還需要機甲人？

772
00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:39,512
‎（牛排或認輸）

773
00:35:40,012 --> 00:35:43,099
‎“牛排或認輸”，你們別想要我認輸

774
00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:45,852
‎我只希望我有更多胃容納更多牛排

775
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,020
‎班尼在這裡？我們真幸運

776
00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:49,438
‎應該是懶得編劇

777
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:53,359
‎啦啦美味

778
00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:54,986
‎但我吃太多牛排胃痛

779
00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:56,696
‎最好再吃一塊牛排

780
00:35:56,779 --> 00:35:59,907
‎內褲隊長，我們需要你
‎在機甲人大戰中獲勝

781
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,367
‎但我不是機甲人

782
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:03,494
‎我們可以用錫箔解決這個問題

783
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,037
‎-解決了
‎-沒錯

784
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,789
‎現在的我像捲餅

785
00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:09,125
‎第9章：節日互毆

786
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:10,960
‎幸福節爽爽過

787
00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:16,507
‎你們這些幸福節壞蛋
‎準備好進行機甲人大戰了？

788
00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:22,722
‎機甲人，戰場就交給你們了

789
00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:37,695
‎隊長，上場讓他們知道
‎誰才是機甲人之王

790
00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:38,613
‎遵命

791
00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:41,574
‎但我得先去機甲廁所
‎因為我需要機甲尿尿

792
00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:44,577
‎不能現在去，你必須獲勝
‎聖誕老人才會再送禮

793
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:47,163
‎這樣大家就會跟我們一樣熱愛幸福節

794
00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:49,040
‎這是提醒你他們為何而戰

795
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:52,335
‎好，我會試著機甲忍尿
‎但我不保證能忍到底

796
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,213
‎你好嗎？

797
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:57,298
‎你是來參加打鬥的機甲人？

798
00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:59,926
‎我也是，你看得出來
‎因為我全身亮晶晶

799
00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:04,263
‎祝大家幸福節爽爽過
‎希望有一場精彩大戰

800
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:18,319
‎呵呵，我要用牛排打垮你們，搞定了

801
00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:19,403
‎什麼？

802
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,072
‎等等我

803
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,008
‎糟了，我的牛排

804
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:44,553
‎你犯下嚴重的牛排錯誤

805
00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:46,305
‎懂嗎？因為牛排飛走了

806
00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:53,521
‎內褲隊長，你成功拯救了幸福節

807
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,356
‎值得來一頓牛排大餐

808
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:59,610
‎我吃太多牛排了，但我還吃得下派

809
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:01,112
‎呵呵等一下

810
00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:03,322
‎聖誕老人？你看起來很不一樣

811
00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:05,074
‎你換了新的頭臉與身體？

812
00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:07,201
‎我說過你們必須打敗所有機甲人

813
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,744
‎他打敗所有機甲人了

814
00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:10,121
‎還沒有，妙文

815
00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:13,499
‎你們看，最強大的幸福節機甲人

816
00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:18,754
‎幸福機甲2000

817
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:21,924
‎忘了告訴你們
‎機甲人大戰冠軍永遠是我

818
00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:25,094
‎因為幸福節全都是為了我

819
00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:27,305
‎對，他一定是冠軍

820
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,516
‎第10章：非常暴力寫實的一章

821
00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:34,437
‎以裝飾動畫方式呈現
‎因為遇到機甲聖誕樹時

822
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,147
‎若無法打贏就裝飾它們

823
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,607
‎少了拐杖糖，怎會有收穫？

824
00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,026
‎懂嗎？因為…

825
00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:42,528
‎小心這些聖誕爪子

826
00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:43,738
‎喵…

827
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,115
‎瓶子放樹尖

828
00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:48,701
‎等等，放瓶子還是星星？
‎我總記不住…

829
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,747
‎我被打得蠻慘的

830
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:55,791
‎但好消息是我嘴裡的味道
‎很像乾淨廁所

831
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,669
‎他要讓他的鈴噹響叮噹

832
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:00,796
‎那當然

833
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,841
‎因為他是最強大的幸福節機甲人

834
00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:05,259
‎海水的味道

835
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:08,179
‎記得火腿蛋酒
‎灑在妙文機器椅上的事嗎？

836
00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:10,097
‎-記得，椅子壞掉了
‎-沒錯

837
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,850
‎也許蛋酒也能破壞幸福機甲

838
00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:15,394
‎但那個黏稠的灰色彈性物質

839
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:16,896
‎是妙文最愛的東西

840
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,106
‎為了拯救幸福節要付出微小代價

841
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:22,526
‎內褲隊長，你要用蛋酒澆那棵樹

842
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,820
‎好，我有勝算了

843
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,083
‎蛋酒

844
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,502
‎五秒不沾菌規則

845
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:42,671
‎我們成功打敗所有機甲人了

846
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,549
‎聖誕老人不再收禮，他會開始送禮

847
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,635
‎再次提醒，以免你忘記

848
00:39:53,849 --> 00:39:55,768
‎呵呵不，我才不會送禮

849
00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:58,145
‎我不是聖誕老人

850
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,481
‎我是幸福機甲人

851
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,863
‎啦啦啦小心

852
00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:08,864
‎天啊

853
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:13,035
‎沒關係，我們還有機會拯救幸福節

854
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:16,831
‎喬治，我看到了

855
00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:21,043
‎那是5000瓦體育場
‎發光二極體探照燈

856
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,044
‎很難沒看到

857
00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:23,671
‎不，我是指這首詩

858
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:24,964
‎我終於懂它的含意

859
00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:27,633
‎我們不該為了自己拯救幸福節

860
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:30,386
‎我們應該為所有人拯救聖誕節

861
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:33,472
‎歡欣，歡欣

862
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:37,309
‎歡欣，歡欣

863
00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:43,566
‎天國君王今日降生

864
00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:45,818
‎我終於懂了

865
00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:48,154
‎對，我們破壞了聖誕節

866
00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:51,157
‎-所以我們要修復它
‎-要確定每個人都懂聖誕精神

867
00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:52,366
‎包括聖誕老人

868
00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:06,839
‎看我的呵呵技術性擊倒

869
00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:08,424
‎對，因為你是聖誕老人

870
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:10,634
‎你要把我打到不省人事

871
00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:16,474
‎我的鼻子會發光
‎好像我臉上有小夜燈

872
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:21,937
‎“聖誕節前夕

873
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,856
‎村莊裡歡欣洋溢”

874
00:41:23,939 --> 00:41:28,861
‎沒有歡樂聖誕節，只有可怕幸福節

875
00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:31,363
‎“鐵匠努力鍛鐵，裁縫努力縫裁

876
00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:33,115
‎因為聖尼古拉就快來到”

877
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,241
‎不，他不會來

878
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,785
‎我在這裡，我是幸福機甲人

879
00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:39,121
‎你的身體怎麼會發出奇怪的光？

880
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:41,749
‎“八隻會飛的馴鹿拉著他的雪橇

881
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:44,585
‎要在一天內送完滿滿的禮物

882
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:47,588
‎他悄悄從煙囪滑下去

883
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:50,758
‎趁孩子們睡覺滑過房子

884
00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:54,094
‎他將禮物放在樹下

885
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:56,764
‎然後他吃了一塊…其實是三塊餅乾

886
00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:58,140
‎三塊

887
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:02,603
‎然後聖誕老人眨眨眼輕聲說：

888
00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:07,608
‎‘祝大家聖誕快樂’
‎然後飛回天上”

889
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:10,653
‎就在此時幸福機甲人想起
‎他的工作應該是

890
00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:13,739
‎讓所有人過聖誕節，而非幸福節

891
00:42:13,822 --> 00:42:16,242
‎然後最神奇的事發生了

892
00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:20,246
‎幸福機甲人變成聖誕老人應有的模樣

893
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:24,250
‎呵呵呵，聖誕快樂

894
00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:27,253
‎聖誕節恢復了

895
00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:29,338
‎我有東西要送給大家

896
00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:31,882
‎小矮人，發射禮物槍

897
00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:34,969
‎禮物槍？

898
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:36,971
‎加一點幸福節元素應該沒關係

899
00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:41,767
‎耶耶耶幸福節鈍器挫傷

900
00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:44,061
‎喬治與哈洛，謝謝你們

901
00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:47,398
‎提醒我聖誕節的真正含意

902
00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:50,693
‎真不知道過去300年來我在想什麼

903
00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:52,945
‎這算是我們的錯

904
00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:55,281
‎因為我們回到過去
‎給你看我們的漫畫

905
00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:57,366
‎重點是聖誕節恢復了

906
00:42:57,449 --> 00:42:59,868
‎沒錯，你們想要什麼聖誕禮物？

907
00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:00,953
‎氣墊船？

908
00:43:01,870 --> 00:43:04,707
‎或是為樹屋升級？

909
00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:07,668
‎不管你們要什麼，我都送給你們

910
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,837
‎聖誕老人，謝謝你送我長頸鹿人

911
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,839
‎小頸頸，跟我來

912
00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:19,972
‎來到聖誕節的早晨

913
00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:21,974
‎幸福節不復存在

914
00:43:22,182 --> 00:43:24,101
‎因為聖誕節已臻完美

915
00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:26,270
‎縱使幸福節非常刺激有趣

916
00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:27,938
‎聖誕節為何如此完美？

917
00:43:28,355 --> 00:43:30,858
‎原因既簡單又真實

918
00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:34,653
‎因為聖誕節是為他人著想
‎而非只是為了自己

919
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:37,364
‎（火腿蛋酒）

920
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,494
‎妙文，火腿假期愉快

921
00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:43,954
‎希望各位都能享受蛋酒

922
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:45,789
‎施比受有福

923
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,374
‎所以你們不要禮物了？

924
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,377
‎送給你們，這是來自老大的祝福

925
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:54,340
‎“你們獲邀參加由真實故事改編的
‎《最後的幸福節》首映會

926
00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:57,301
‎該片描述胡喬治與賀哈洛
‎如何挽救聖誕節”

927
00:43:57,384 --> 00:44:00,012
‎“聖誕老人製作，李鼎滿主演”？

928
00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:02,056
‎喬治，聖誕老人拍了我們的電影

929
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:03,849
‎這比電視節目更棒

930
00:44:03,932 --> 00:44:07,186
‎不，這個長頸鹿人為何一直跟著我？

931
00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:09,688
‎聖誕老人，我們從未放棄對你的信任

932
00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:12,733
‎就算你變得非常健美，且開始染髮

933
00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:15,778
‎謝謝你們，我們去慶祝聖誕

934
00:44:17,571 --> 00:44:21,617
‎但我們得先打敗這隻
‎不知為何由火做成的恐龍

935
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,702
‎啦啦啦

936
00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:28,499
‎我是電影明星了

937
00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:30,959
‎什麼都比不上聖誕節

938
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,462
‎對，只有瘋子才會想要改變聖誕節

939
00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,923
‎而且是瀟灑、聰明且風趣的瘋子

940
00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:37,966
‎等好久才輪到我說那句台詞

941
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:40,052
‎所以電影何時開演？

942
00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:43,597
‎（劇終）

943
00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,627
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